Who doesn’t want to have tentacles like an octopus. Well now you can get the next best thing with these finger tentacles. Scare a friend in the middle of the night, or heck even at beach! Buy two packs of 5 and you’ll be able to cover all 10 of your fingers for the ultimate octopus experience.
Who needs a genie in a bottle when you can have a cursed monkey paw? This eerie paw is handcrafted to perfection and…
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
It’s a horse, no it’s a zebra, no it’s your own 7 foot Giant Inflatable Unicorn. You’ll be the talk of the town…
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
Every office needs a pussy magnet (yours might even have one!). This little kitty is perfect for holding all of your paper clips…
Let’s face it sometimes we just want to use our Macbook for a selfie. Luckily this problem has been solved with the Macbook…
Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed…
Who doesn’t want to sit in bed all day and watch the birds outside; your cat is no different than us! Let your…
The names Schlong, James Schlong. Enter into the world of class and luxury as you whip out your ‘long, dark, and handsome’ for…
We all want mythical creatures with us at all times, well with this Centaur Finger Puppet you can whip out this godly creature anywhere.…
Ever wish you could look into the mirror and see how others see you? well with the True Mirror that reality is here.…
The Stanley Adventure Big Grip Beer Stein is the perfect companion for beer enthusiasts who want to keep their brews cold for hours!…
Your furry friend will have a blast staying warm in this cute cat head cat bed. Handmade with all-natural felted wool and multiple…
But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it…
Add this Star Wars AT-AT tape dispenser to your desk to show your victory over the Empire. Any geek at the workplace will appreciate…
No matter if you’re a streamer or just a teacher the Insta360 Link webcam will up your video quality. The Insta360 Link brings…
Nature lovers with a great sense of humor will crack up at this 2021 wall calendar for of natures dick pics. You’ll enjoy…
These delightfully soft pillow cases will represent the two halves of your relationship. With a satin finish they will be sure to help…
Let’s be honest who needs cable anymore with Netflix and all of these other streaming services.The Roku Premiere offers an affordable way to…
Cut yourself into the Jurassic age with these delightful dinosaur cookie cutters. Great for kids who love to be hands on in the…
Your newborn will be the hit of the party with this turkey hat. As delicious as a baby looks, add some extra gravy…
