Who doesn’t want to have tentacles like an octopus. Well now you can get the next best thing with these finger tentacles. Scare a friend in the middle of the night, or heck even at beach! Buy two packs of 5 and you’ll be able to cover all 10 of your fingers for the ultimate octopus experience.
Most costume armor is stiff sheet metal that locks your hands in place, but these use actual articulated polished steel plates so you…
Give your pen a hand. This Archie McPhee pack comes with five tiny vinyl hands, about an inch and a half long, that…
Who needs a genie in a bottle when you can have a cursed monkey paw? This eerie paw is handcrafted to perfection and…
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
It’s a horse, no it’s a zebra, no it’s your own 7 foot Giant Inflatable Unicorn. You’ll be the talk of the town…
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
Every office needs a pussy magnet (yours might even have one!). This little kitty is perfect for holding all of your paper clips…
Let’s face it sometimes we just want to use our Macbook for a selfie. Luckily this problem has been solved with the Macbook…
Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed…
We all want mythical creatures with us at all times, well with this Centaur Finger Puppet you can whip out this godly creature anywhere.…
Ever wish you could look into the mirror and see how others see you? well with the True Mirror that reality is here.…
Level up your zen game with this comprehensive yoga poses poster! Featuring 150 different asanas, this poster caters to yogis of all levels,…
Wow people with a big stack of gifts looking like a cheeseburger with this cheeseburger wrapping paper. Speaking from experience us humans do enjoy anything…
Channel your inner bowling hall philosopher without having to dig through thrift store bins. This zip-up knit sweater nails the iconic pattern from…
After a hard day of gaming on your Xbox your hands are bound to get sweaty. Why not wash them off with an…
Who said drinking wasn’t scientific? Mix up a potion and throw it back! Science is always a great excuse to get drunk and…
Perfect for runners and athletes, these gentle loops rest comfortably over the backs of your ears and provide your pods with the grip…
Take your handheld Nintendo on the go with you! Ok, so it isn’t actually a GameBoy, but as far as I know a…
Get your gaming skills to the next level with the Razer Viper Mini gaming mouse! This tiny but mighty mouse packs a punch…
Step into another dimension (or at least pretend to!) with the Rick and Morty Portal Rug! This bad boy isn’t just a rug;…
If your weekly status meetings feel like surviving a Death Star briefing, this little guide is pure gold. It takes iconic Sith quotes…
