Who doesn’t want to have tentacles like an octopus. Well now you can get the next best thing with these finger tentacles. Scare a friend in the middle of the night, or heck even at beach! Buy two packs of 5 and you’ll be able to cover all 10 of your fingers for the ultimate octopus experience.
Cursed Monkey Paw
Who needs a genie in a bottle when you can have a cursed monkey paw? This eerie paw is handcrafted to perfection and…
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Giant Cockroach Pillow
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…
Waffle Shaped Soap
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Go F**k Yourself Card
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
Giant Inflatable Unicorn
It’s a horse, no it’s a zebra, no it’s your own 7 foot Giant Inflatable Unicorn. You’ll be the talk of the town…
Otamatone: The Strange Instrument with a Face
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
The Pussy Magnet
Every office needs a pussy magnet (yours might even have one!). This little kitty is perfect for holding all of your paper clips…
Macbook Selfie Stick
Let’s face it sometimes we just want to use our Macbook for a selfie. Luckily this problem has been solved with the Macbook…
Cheeseburger Bed Sheets
Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed…
Window Mounted Cat Bed
Who doesn’t want to sit in bed all day and watch the birds outside; your cat is no different than us! Let your…
Penis Tuxedo
The names Schlong, James Schlong. Enter into the world of class and luxury as you whip out your ‘long, dark, and handsome’ for…
Handitaur Centaur Finger Puppet
We all want mythical creatures with us at all times, well with this Centaur Finger Puppet you can whip out this godly creature anywhere.…
True Mirror
Ever wish you could look into the mirror and see how others see you? well with the True Mirror that reality is here.…
Rock Climbing Mug
Get the perfect grip with this rock climbing mug. If you’ve ever done indoor rock climbing you’ll be very familiar with the handle of…
Moving Beer Pong Bot
Have you and your bros mastered Beer Pong? Well ramp up the skill level with PongBot, the moving beer pong robot! Pongbot has sensors…
Ultra slim 3-USB-Port Wall Charger
Introducing Charger Pro, the world’s most compact multi-port USB wall charger, featuring 3 high power USB ports so you can charge 3 devices…
Star Trek Sun Shield
Keep your car cool while keeping your car cool. Any fan of Star Trek will appreciate this Star Trek sun shield. The ultimate…
Coleman Portable Propane Grill
Grilling is a fantastic activity that involves gathering with friends and consuming copious amounts of meats. Take this experience on the road with…
Himalayan Salt Tequila Glasses
Take your tequila game to the next level with these Himalayan Salt Tequila Glasses. Made from hand-carved salt, these shot glasses add a…
Roaring Chewbacca Mask
Chewie, is that you? This electronic Star Wars mask doesn’t just make you look like Chewbacca, it makes you sound like him too!…
Multilayer Desert Coasters
Embrace the beauty of the American Southwest right on your table with these Multilayer Desert Coasters. Each coaster in this set of four…
Don’t Fear The Meeper Shirt
Fans of the Muppet will love this t-shirt featuring Meeper as a mischievous collector of souls. “Don’t Fear the Meeper” which is a…
You’re The Pam To My Jim Card
This is the ultimate Valentine’s day card for fans of the Office. Show your true love using the best romance story on television…



