Who doesn’t want to have tentacles like an octopus. Well now you can get the next best thing with these finger tentacles. Scare a friend in the middle of the night, or heck even at beach! Buy two packs of 5 and you’ll be able to cover all 10 of your fingers for the ultimate octopus experience.
Who needs a genie in a bottle when you can have a cursed monkey paw? This eerie paw is handcrafted to perfection and…
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
It’s a horse, no it’s a zebra, no it’s your own 7 foot Giant Inflatable Unicorn. You’ll be the talk of the town…
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
Every office needs a pussy magnet (yours might even have one!). This little kitty is perfect for holding all of your paper clips…
Let’s face it sometimes we just want to use our Macbook for a selfie. Luckily this problem has been solved with the Macbook…
Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed…
Who doesn’t want to sit in bed all day and watch the birds outside; your cat is no different than us! Let your…
The names Schlong, James Schlong. Enter into the world of class and luxury as you whip out your ‘long, dark, and handsome’ for…
We all want mythical creatures with us at all times, well with this Centaur Finger Puppet you can whip out this godly creature anywhere.…
Ever wish you could look into the mirror and see how others see you? well with the True Mirror that reality is here.…
Marty come on, we have to go BACK to the future! for fans of the movie the flux capacitor is a huge part…
For the maximum lazy, and the maximum efficient, the hot dog toaster can quickly toast your buns and dogs at the same time.
Keeping your home security always gives you peace of mind. With the Arlo Ultra you’ll have ultra high definition 4k footage with HDR…
Bring a unique challenge to your table with this impossible wood fractal puzzle for adults. These custom puzzles are made from wood and…
Relive your childhood with this Portable NES/SNES Game System. Screw your stupid iPhone games when you could be playing Ninja Gaiden, Super Mario Bros,…
Bring gaming with you everywhere with the Backbone One. Perfect for gaming on your iPhone using PS Remote Play, Xbox Cloud, or any…
Step up your dessert game with cookie shot glasses! This pan makes it easy to bake 6 cookies shot glasses a time. Adding…
Have you always wanted to know what it feels like to take a bite out of an Italian plumber? This is probably the…
As if this adorable Master Chief figure weren’t cute enough by itself, an even tinier Cortana fits right in the palm of his…
This isn’t your Mary Poppins style umbrella. Nope. This rain device is innovative, and hands-free. No gripping a silly handle and fighting fierce winds. No holding on…
