Who doesn’t want to have tentacles like an octopus. Well now you can get the next best thing with these finger tentacles. Scare a friend in the middle of the night, or heck even at beach! Buy two packs of 5 and you’ll be able to cover all 10 of your fingers for the ultimate octopus experience.
Who needs a genie in a bottle when you can have a cursed monkey paw? This eerie paw is handcrafted to perfection and…
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
It’s a horse, no it’s a zebra, no it’s your own 7 foot Giant Inflatable Unicorn. You’ll be the talk of the town…
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
Every office needs a pussy magnet (yours might even have one!). This little kitty is perfect for holding all of your paper clips…
Let’s face it sometimes we just want to use our Macbook for a selfie. Luckily this problem has been solved with the Macbook…
Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed…
Who doesn’t want to sit in bed all day and watch the birds outside; your cat is no different than us! Let your…
The names Schlong, James Schlong. Enter into the world of class and luxury as you whip out your ‘long, dark, and handsome’ for…
We all want mythical creatures with us at all times, well with this Centaur Finger Puppet you can whip out this godly creature anywhere.…
Ever wish you could look into the mirror and see how others see you? well with the True Mirror that reality is here.…
Know a Yogi who loves hot yoga classes? Well the Kulae Elite hybrid yoga mat combines a yoga towel and mat all in…
Elevate your workspace both literally and stylistically with the BookArc Flex Vertical MacBook Stand. Its chic, minimalist design not only saves precious desk…
Your newborn will be the hit of the party with this turkey hat. As delicious as a baby looks, add some extra gravy…
If you’re breaking a sweat at the office this tiny USB powered fan will provide you with a breeze from your computer. It…
Unleash unmatched performance in your gaming sessions with the StormBreaker gaming mouse by Pwnage. Crafted from a durable magnesium alloy, this ultra-light mouse…
The Wesn Microblade packs a punch despite its small size. Don’t let its tiny house-key size fool you – it’s made from high…
If you’ve ever been to NYC you’ve likely heard of Momofuko. With restaurants all over the world at this point Momofuko’s unique flavors…
If you’re focuses on taking down the Empire you will enjoying sipping a hot coffee or even soup out of this XXL Jabba…
Nothing like being on a conference call and hearing people eating, a dog barking, or typing sounds. These classic staples of office conference…
Keep all of your measuring cups well organized and easily accessible without ruining your kitchen’s Star Wars theme. This expertly designed set breaks…
