Who doesn’t want to have tentacles like an octopus. Well now you can get the next best thing with these finger tentacles. Scare a friend in the middle of the night, or heck even at beach! Buy two packs of 5 and you’ll be able to cover all 10 of your fingers for the ultimate octopus experience.
Cursed Monkey Paw
Who needs a genie in a bottle when you can have a cursed monkey paw? This eerie paw is handcrafted to perfection and…
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Giant Cockroach Pillow
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…
Waffle Shaped Soap
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Go F**k Yourself Card
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
Giant Inflatable Unicorn
It’s a horse, no it’s a zebra, no it’s your own 7 foot Giant Inflatable Unicorn. You’ll be the talk of the town…
Otamatone: The Strange Instrument with a Face
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
The Pussy Magnet
Every office needs a pussy magnet (yours might even have one!). This little kitty is perfect for holding all of your paper clips…
Macbook Selfie Stick
Let’s face it sometimes we just want to use our Macbook for a selfie. Luckily this problem has been solved with the Macbook…
Cheeseburger Bed Sheets
Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed…
Window Mounted Cat Bed
Who doesn’t want to sit in bed all day and watch the birds outside; your cat is no different than us! Let your…
Penis Tuxedo
The names Schlong, James Schlong. Enter into the world of class and luxury as you whip out your ‘long, dark, and handsome’ for…
Handitaur Centaur Finger Puppet
We all want mythical creatures with us at all times, well with this Centaur Finger Puppet you can whip out this godly creature anywhere.…
True Mirror
Ever wish you could look into the mirror and see how others see you? well with the True Mirror that reality is here.…
Revenge By Mail PostCards
They say revenge is a dish best served cold… We say it’s a dish best mailed ;) See, nothing f*cks with people more…
Photo Coasters
Who doesn’t love to relive their favorite memories in photo form. These glass photo coasters will allow you to slide in any of…
Mario Question Mark Block Light
Show your geeky side by illuminating your room with a glowing Mario question mark brick. Mount it above your bed as a nightly reminder…
Laboratory Beaker Shot Glasses
Indulge in scientific precision even during your wild moments with these laboratory beaker shot glasses. Perfect for the science enthusiast, this set includes…
Lawn Zombie Decoration
With Halloween right around the corner there is no better way to scare potential trick or treaters than with a zombie digging out…
Roll Up Piano Keyboard
Roll out this keyboard anywhere so you can jam to some beats, with 16 built in instruments and speaker you’ll be able to play any…
Tactical BBQ Apron
With the Tactical BBQ Apron, you can take on the grill like a true BBQ commando. It has more compartments, clips, and pouches…
Glow Stick Rim Party Cups
Bring on the party with these awesome glow stick disposable cups. Whether it’s for a birthday or a rave these vibrant cups will…
Logitech G Pro X Gaming Headset
Whether you game on PC or console you’ll love these high quality headphones from Logitech that include a detachable pro grade microphone. With…
Rainbow Pencils
Let your imagination run wild with this Pack of 3 Rainbow Pencils. Awe your friends with their unique rainbow pattern. Especially fun when…



