Who doesn’t want to have tentacles like an octopus. Well now you can get the next best thing with these finger tentacles. Scare a friend in the middle of the night, or heck even at beach! Buy two packs of 5 and you’ll be able to cover all 10 of your fingers for the ultimate octopus experience.
Who needs a genie in a bottle when you can have a cursed monkey paw? This eerie paw is handcrafted to perfection and…
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
It’s a horse, no it’s a zebra, no it’s your own 7 foot Giant Inflatable Unicorn. You’ll be the talk of the town…
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
Every office needs a pussy magnet (yours might even have one!). This little kitty is perfect for holding all of your paper clips…
Let’s face it sometimes we just want to use our Macbook for a selfie. Luckily this problem has been solved with the Macbook…
Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed…
Who doesn’t want to sit in bed all day and watch the birds outside; your cat is no different than us! Let your…
The names Schlong, James Schlong. Enter into the world of class and luxury as you whip out your ‘long, dark, and handsome’ for…
We all want mythical creatures with us at all times, well with this Centaur Finger Puppet you can whip out this godly creature anywhere.…
Ever wish you could look into the mirror and see how others see you? well with the True Mirror that reality is here.…
This is the rare gift that upgrades her sleep, hair, and skin all at once. A 100% mulberry silk pillowcase glides instead of…
Who doesn’t love to make it rain in the club, your hard earned dollars deserve to be on the sticky floor of a…
Who wouldn’t like to rest their head every night on a huge bag of weed? well now you finally can, this weed stash…
Prank your friends, coworkers, or even strangers with these stacks of fake $100 bills. Why actually earn a pile of money when you…
Elevate your audio experience with the Bose A.I. Smart Ultra Soundbar. Featuring Dolby Atmos and an innovative AI Dialogue Mode, this soundbar ensures…
The XL Shark is yet another uncanny pool float design by the prolific designers of outdoor toys and accessories: BigMouth Inc. Whether you…
Get ready to channel your inner Owen Wilson because “wow” is the only appropriate reaction to The Illustrated Films of Nicolas Cage. This…
The art of the practical joke is, sadly, one not practiced nearly enough. Prank your friends, neighbors, and enemies with this decoy alligator…
No longer will you have to worry about constantly filling Christmas tree this holiday season with this automatic tree watering system hidden in…
Who doesn’t want to see a delicious grilled cheese sandwich smile back at them? Well with the Ceesy Grin smiley face sandwich cutter you…
