Who doesn’t want to have tentacles like an octopus. Well now you can get the next best thing with these finger tentacles. Scare a friend in the middle of the night, or heck even at beach! Buy two packs of 5 and you’ll be able to cover all 10 of your fingers for the ultimate octopus experience.
Who needs a genie in a bottle when you can have a cursed monkey paw? This eerie paw is handcrafted to perfection and…
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
It’s a horse, no it’s a zebra, no it’s your own 7 foot Giant Inflatable Unicorn. You’ll be the talk of the town…
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
Every office needs a pussy magnet (yours might even have one!). This little kitty is perfect for holding all of your paper clips…
Let’s face it sometimes we just want to use our Macbook for a selfie. Luckily this problem has been solved with the Macbook…
Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed…
Who doesn’t want to sit in bed all day and watch the birds outside; your cat is no different than us! Let your…
The names Schlong, James Schlong. Enter into the world of class and luxury as you whip out your ‘long, dark, and handsome’ for…
We all want mythical creatures with us at all times, well with this Centaur Finger Puppet you can whip out this godly creature anywhere.…
Ever wish you could look into the mirror and see how others see you? well with the True Mirror that reality is here.…
Make sure your trunk is as organized as a soccer mom’s with this Collapsible Trunk Organizer. This heavy-duty box is ready for all…
Most Reddit users will approve of these glasses. Designed to look like the iconic look of disapproval any internet geek should understand the reference and…
Ditch the snoring soundtrack and drift off faster with these side-sleeper savvy earbuds. Clinically backed sounds help you nod off quick, while noise-masking…
Bring the party with this set of 9 pool ball shot glasses. Throw back a few shots of whiskey with the boys while…
This Friends Coloring Book will certainly ‘be there for you.’ Holy crap, this exists. Who needs a hot dose of nostalgia straight to…
If you’ve ever wanted to be in a bar fight but didn’t want to deal with pesky things like legal bills, concussions, and…
Say I love to camp all the time with this wearable sleeping bag that covers your entire body. Staying warm while outside is…
DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200! That is if you get jailed in this Rick and Morty Monopoly board! It plays…
Are you tired of boring wall decor that doesn’t scream ‘party time’? Look no further, my friend, because this Lime to My Margarita…
You and your loved one may be miles apart, but this customizable set of mugs is a daily reminder that you’ll always be…
