Who doesn’t want to have tentacles like an octopus. Well now you can get the next best thing with these finger tentacles. Scare a friend in the middle of the night, or heck even at beach! Buy two packs of 5 and you’ll be able to cover all 10 of your fingers for the ultimate octopus experience.
Cursed Monkey Paw
Who needs a genie in a bottle when you can have a cursed monkey paw? This eerie paw is handcrafted to perfection and…
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Giant Cockroach Pillow
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…
Waffle Shaped Soap
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Go F**k Yourself Card
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
Giant Inflatable Unicorn
It’s a horse, no it’s a zebra, no it’s your own 7 foot Giant Inflatable Unicorn. You’ll be the talk of the town…
Otamatone: The Strange Instrument with a Face
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
The Pussy Magnet
Every office needs a pussy magnet (yours might even have one!). This little kitty is perfect for holding all of your paper clips…
Macbook Selfie Stick
Let’s face it sometimes we just want to use our Macbook for a selfie. Luckily this problem has been solved with the Macbook…
Cheeseburger Bed Sheets
Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed…
Window Mounted Cat Bed
Who doesn’t want to sit in bed all day and watch the birds outside; your cat is no different than us! Let your…
Penis Tuxedo
The names Schlong, James Schlong. Enter into the world of class and luxury as you whip out your ‘long, dark, and handsome’ for…
Handitaur Centaur Finger Puppet
We all want mythical creatures with us at all times, well with this Centaur Finger Puppet you can whip out this godly creature anywhere.…
True Mirror
Ever wish you could look into the mirror and see how others see you? well with the True Mirror that reality is here.…
Ultimate Snacks Variety Box
You take one look at this box and think to yourself; “Did my parents not know this existed when I went to college,…
Cat Lounge Pod
Treat your cat to a lounge in this hilariously cute cat lounge pod. Its clear bottom also makes it great for serving snacks…
Eero 6: WiFi 6 Mesh Routers
Amazon has been well known for their high quality line of mesh routers called Eero. Well the latest version is here with wifi…
Logitech Litra Glow Webcam Light
Whether you’re streaming on Twitch or just joining a video call the Litra Glow by Logitech will provide a bit of diffused light…
Backbone One Mobile Gaming Controller
Bring gaming with you everywhere with the Backbone One. Perfect for gaming on your iPhone using PS Remote Play, Xbox Cloud, or any…
Personalized Dog Hawaiian Shirt
What dog wouldn’t love their face plastered all over their owners shirt and what dog owner wouldn’t want it! These personalized dog Hawaiian…
Norshire Portable Tire Air Compressor
No matter what you’re trying to inflate this battery powered portable air compressor by Norshire will be a great addition to anyone’s car…
Portable Sauna
Who doesn’t enjoy a day at the spa, well now just about anyone can have a spa day daily with this portable sauna.…
Monstera Leaf Rug
Infuse a tropical vibe into your living space with the monstera leaf rug. Made from plush acrylic, this area rug not only feels…
Chewie Star Wars Hoodie
Have you ever wanted to rip someone’s arm out because you lost a game? Do you like to speak in a variety of…



