Who doesn’t want to have tentacles like an octopus. Well now you can get the next best thing with these finger tentacles. Scare a friend in the middle of the night, or heck even at beach! Buy two packs of 5 and you’ll be able to cover all 10 of your fingers for the ultimate octopus experience.
Cursed Monkey Paw
Who needs a genie in a bottle when you can have a cursed monkey paw? This eerie paw is handcrafted to perfection and…
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Giant Cockroach Pillow
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…
Waffle Shaped Soap
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Go F**k Yourself Card
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
Giant Inflatable Unicorn
It’s a horse, no it’s a zebra, no it’s your own 7 foot Giant Inflatable Unicorn. You’ll be the talk of the town…
Otamatone: The Strange Instrument with a Face
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
The Pussy Magnet
Every office needs a pussy magnet (yours might even have one!). This little kitty is perfect for holding all of your paper clips…
Macbook Selfie Stick
Let’s face it sometimes we just want to use our Macbook for a selfie. Luckily this problem has been solved with the Macbook…
Cheeseburger Bed Sheets
Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed…
Window Mounted Cat Bed
Who doesn’t want to sit in bed all day and watch the birds outside; your cat is no different than us! Let your…
Penis Tuxedo
The names Schlong, James Schlong. Enter into the world of class and luxury as you whip out your ‘long, dark, and handsome’ for…
Handitaur Centaur Finger Puppet
We all want mythical creatures with us at all times, well with this Centaur Finger Puppet you can whip out this godly creature anywhere.…
True Mirror
Ever wish you could look into the mirror and see how others see you? well with the True Mirror that reality is here.…
Beer Can Stein
Let’s be honest. We can pretend that drinking beer out of a can is classy, but we would be lying to ourselves. This…
Dragon Balls
Enter the DBZ universe with this Dragon Ball Z Dragon Balls. Do you need a wish granted? These will be delivered by mail,…
Glass Blown Spider Figurine
These handmade glass spiders are sure to add a unique element to any home or office. Each spider has multiple colors using colored glass, not…
Tub Drain Hair Catcher
Sick of your hair getting stuck in your shower drain? well the TubShroom is here to save the day. The TubShroom sits in…
Homer Bushes Meme Sponge Holder
No matter if it’s for the kitchen or bathroom this 3D printed sponge holder is sure to get a laugh. Designed to look…
Koobed Portable Sleep Platform
If you hate sleeping on the damp, rocky ground but don’t want to haul a massive cot, this is the move. It is…
Mo-Tool Multi-Tool Axe
An axe… manly, a hammer… manly, a multi-tool… manly, combine all of these into one tool and you have a man’s delight.
Handheld Retro Game Console Phone Case
Add a bit of retro gaming to your iPhone with this unique GameBoy phone case. The case includes a rechargeable battery, screen, and…
Swear Words Coloring Book
Any adult will crack up at this swear word coloring book. The homemade coloring book features 20 pages of fancy looking swear words like…
Razer Viper Ultimate Gaming Mouse
A player is only as good as their inputs allow them to be, and Razer knows it. The wireless Viper is a high…



