Who doesn’t want to have tentacles like an octopus. Well now you can get the next best thing with these finger tentacles. Scare a friend in the middle of the night, or heck even at beach! Buy two packs of 5 and you’ll be able to cover all 10 of your fingers for the ultimate octopus experience.
Cursed Monkey Paw
Who needs a genie in a bottle when you can have a cursed monkey paw? This eerie paw is handcrafted to perfection and…
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Giant Cockroach Pillow
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…
Waffle Shaped Soap
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Go F**k Yourself Card
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
Giant Inflatable Unicorn
It’s a horse, no it’s a zebra, no it’s your own 7 foot Giant Inflatable Unicorn. You’ll be the talk of the town…
Otamatone: The Strange Instrument with a Face
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
The Pussy Magnet
Every office needs a pussy magnet (yours might even have one!). This little kitty is perfect for holding all of your paper clips…
Macbook Selfie Stick
Let’s face it sometimes we just want to use our Macbook for a selfie. Luckily this problem has been solved with the Macbook…
Cheeseburger Bed Sheets
Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed…
Window Mounted Cat Bed
Who doesn’t want to sit in bed all day and watch the birds outside; your cat is no different than us! Let your…
Penis Tuxedo
The names Schlong, James Schlong. Enter into the world of class and luxury as you whip out your ‘long, dark, and handsome’ for…
Handitaur Centaur Finger Puppet
We all want mythical creatures with us at all times, well with this Centaur Finger Puppet you can whip out this godly creature anywhere.…
True Mirror
Ever wish you could look into the mirror and see how others see you? well with the True Mirror that reality is here.…
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Freezable Gel Shot Glasses
Get the party started with some chill shots. These little freezable gel shot glasses are a quick and convenient way to chill your…
Camera Lens Kitchen Timer
Taking photos in the kitchen is always a blast, so a great way to remind yourself of photography adventures is with this. Disguised…
TMNT Raphael Sai Replica Pizza Slicer
Cowabunga! Slice through your pepperoni pie like a true ninja master with Raphael’s Sai Pizza Slicer. This isn’t just a kitchen gadget; it’s…
Ray-Ban Stories: Sunglasses with Built-in Camera
Capture the world around you with these unique sunglasses built from a collaboration between Ray-Ban and Facebook. Ray-Ban Stories let you post to…
US Parks Scratch Off Map
Are you a modern day explorer? Do you travel the country looking for new experiences, destinations, food, and friends? This Scratch off USA…
Animal Crossing Bell Bag
Share the wealth with an Animal Crossing lover with this adorable Bell Bag! They don’t grow on trees, though: they’re made to order,…
Bionik QuickShot Trigger Locks for Xbox One Controllers
Competition online games is fierce so having any advantage could help you. These QuickShot Trigger Locks from Bionik transform your Xbox One controller…
Mass Water Balloon Filler
If you had the ability to fill 100 waterballoons at once you’re childhood may have turned out to be a success. Load one…
Bubble Candle
This bubble candle will be a stylish touch to just about any room. Each candle is made out of high-quality soy wax with…



