Who doesn’t want to have tentacles like an octopus. Well now you can get the next best thing with these finger tentacles. Scare a friend in the middle of the night, or heck even at beach! Buy two packs of 5 and you’ll be able to cover all 10 of your fingers for the ultimate octopus experience.
Most costume armor is stiff sheet metal that locks your hands in place, but these use actual articulated polished steel plates so you…
Give your pen a hand. This Archie McPhee pack comes with five tiny vinyl hands, about an inch and a half long, that…
Who needs a genie in a bottle when you can have a cursed monkey paw? This eerie paw is handcrafted to perfection and…
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
It’s a horse, no it’s a zebra, no it’s your own 7 foot Giant Inflatable Unicorn. You’ll be the talk of the town…
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
Every office needs a pussy magnet (yours might even have one!). This little kitty is perfect for holding all of your paper clips…
Let’s face it sometimes we just want to use our Macbook for a selfie. Luckily this problem has been solved with the Macbook…
Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed…
We all want mythical creatures with us at all times, well with this Centaur Finger Puppet you can whip out this godly creature anywhere.…
Ever wish you could look into the mirror and see how others see you? well with the True Mirror that reality is here.…
Why not annoy the hell out of your friends with a randomly beeping device with an attached magnet.
Add some bass to your sound system with the Amazon Echo Sub. Perfect if you’re already enjoying music on an Amazon Alexa device. If…
Get motivated for writing this these hilarious motivational profanity pencils. Each pencil is loaded with a motivational phrase like “get s**t done” and…
The LastSwab will be the last cotton swab you’ll ever need. With its soft flexible tips it’ll help you clean your ears and…
Finally board and video games combine with this Tetris themed Jenga game. Perfect for the geek in all of us, especially with its transparent…
Gamers unite! Show off your love for the green machine with this cozy and stylish Xbox t-shirt. Made from the finest black cotton,…
Donut included. This wildly cute Mr. Potato Head was created to celebrate 25 years of Simpsons history. Fun and/or collectable! Check it out.
Razer’s Stream Controller X is the pinnacle device for streamers looking to streamline their processes and up their game. This stylish controller will…
If you want to bring honor and glory to your formal wear, you can’t Gowron with this stylish silk tie! With black Klingon…
Cozy up with the ultimate feline companion – the chunky cat plush pillow. Oversized and irresistibly squishy, this feline-inspired pillow is crafted from…
