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Who needs a genie in a bottle when you can have a cursed monkey paw? This eerie paw is handcrafted to perfection and…

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$150.00

Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…

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Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…

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Every office needs a pussy magnet (yours might even have one!). This little kitty is perfect for holding all of your paper clips…

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The names Schlong, James Schlong. Enter into the world of class and luxury as you whip out your ‘long, dark, and handsome’ for…

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Ever wish you could look into the mirror and see how others see you? well with the True Mirror that reality is here.…

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Let’s be honest. We can pretend that drinking beer out of a can is classy, but we would be lying to ourselves. This…

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