Who doesn’t remember Rusty Shackleford’s pocket sand from King of the Hill. Dale Gribble always had tricks up his sleeve and his protection from assaulters was his iconic pocket sand. Just keep this in…
Mind body and index finger, give your fingers the serenity they deserve with this finger yoga kit. Including mini yoga pants for your pointer and middle fingers this kit is sure to…
Make motorists laugh like there’s no tomorrow… The left. The right. Does it really matter?! We’re all going to hell in a handbasket! When you slap this bumper sticker on the back…
Every consider getting a neck tattoo? Well now you can publically show the world what you’re about with this “No Ragrets” temporary tattoo. Any fan of we are the Millers will love showing…
Have middle class Americans totally gone soft? Well, not all of them :p But for the ones that have —here’s a book dedicated just to you. This hilarious book depicts the so-called…
They say revenge is a dish best served cold… We say it’s a dish best mailed ;) See, nothing f*cks with people more than being humiliated. So why not turn your enemy’s…
No distractions. No headphone jack. No Wifi. NoPhone is the perfect phone for anyone who is addicted to their phone. Finally a phone without distractions. 0gb of storage and a 0mp camera…
You know how great Tide Pods are at cleaning your clothes (and maybe even breath)! Well now you can get squeaky clean and have a laugh with these Tide Pod bath bombs…
Ever been stranded on a desert island without beer? well these sandals would come in handy in your time of need. Provide a path to the beach party with these sandals that will…
Who doesn’t love a classic sweet cocktail. If you know someone who loves drinking down moscow mules they’ll love this massive moscow mule copper mug. Granted its huge 192oz size it’s recommended to share…
If your cat spends any time out in the wild it’s time to level them up with this cat battle armor. Your cat will be a hero in this custom made flexible armor…
Start a fire and a laugh with these money to burn fire starters. Instead of a boring starter log or newspaper use these fake rolled up $100 bills. 6 come in a…
These playing cards are sure to be a royal flush with kids or even the poker gang. What’s to hate! sized at a whopping 8-1/4″ by 11-3/4″ this set of giant playing cards…
Give someone the gift of misfortune with these misfortune cookies. With these cookies you’ll no longer be getting upbeat messages from your fortune cookies. If you have a friend who loves dark humor…
Never get the sides of your soap mixed up again with this Butt and Face soap bar. Face written on one side and butt written on the other, so this one bar of…
For when you try but don’t succeed this tiny enamel pin with a gold finish saying ‘I tried’ is sure to make anyone who tried feel special. It comes with a butterfly…
Hear that? It’s me playing the world’s smallest violin… ;) Just kidding. This 4 inch super-realistic miniature doesn’t make a sound. It just looks awesome… It’s a classic and will look sweet…
Life is hard and full of sh*t to worry about. We could spend all day and night gnawing our fingertips off. Right? Before you eat your finger down to the knuckle, try…
Give the lady in your life a gift she really wants, a foot rub! These cozy socks that read ‘if you can read this, give me a foot rub’ on the bottom are…
Why are we mean muggin you? Because it’s hilarious!! This B*TCH mug has an estrogenic attitude, and an ornery appeal that will catch people off guard and make them giggle in fear.…