Go Away Doormat

Go Away Doormat

HEY YOU, GET OFF MY DOORMAT.

HEY YOU, GO AWAY!

This Go Away doormat really fits the needs of many home owners.

Do I want to be bothered at 6pm on a Monday night? Absolutely not. Go away.

Do I want to be bothered ever? NO. Why do you think I have this doormat?

Tell solicitors and others that they are not welcome on your stoop. Sometimes being direct is the best way to go about it.

It’s made from 100% natural coconut fiber, so not only will you effectively display your disinterest in visitors, you will do so in a beautiful and environmentally conscious way.

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$19.95
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