Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted sense of humor this is sure to give them a laugh on their big day. No need for fancy pictures or poems just give the gift of an obligatory card.
“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
Did You Feed the Dog Device
The Did You Feed the Dog Device is the perfect solution for keeping track of your furry friend’s feeding schedule. With its strong…
Pineapple Express Stash Pillowcase
Anyone who loves Pineapple Express will know all about this massive stash. This realistic looking pillow case made to look like a giant…
Saturday Morning Cartoons Candle
Who doesn’t remember watching Saturday morning cartoons in the ’90s while snacking on some Fruity Pebbles? Well, this soy candle will bring back…
Mystery Box
Firebox is notorious for having some creative, unique, and interesting items. They have outdone themselves this time with this Mystery Box. We have…
White Chalk Pencils
Step up your chalk game and make your chalkboard lessons pop with these refined white chalk pencils. Forget the dusty, chunky sticks of…
Mike’s Hot Honey
Hot and sweet, the perfect combination, with Mike’s Hot Honey you can spice up any pizza or even salad! Just add a drizzle to…
Handitaur Centaur Finger Puppet
We all want mythical creatures with us at all times, well with this Centaur Finger Puppet you can whip out this godly creature anywhere.…
Air Hogs Enterprise-A Remote Control Drone
Nothing caps off a long day of rescuing humpback whales quite like taking your new ship out for a spin! Based on the…
No Slip Serving Tray
This product reminded us of those infomercial compilations where people are blatantly dropping, improperly cutting, and overall breaking shit. Alright, so maybe you…
Star Wars Playing Cards
The Force is strong with these cards! This high-quality deck of playing cards features gorgeous artwork that perfectly renders your favorite Star Wars…