Forget boring floral scents. This is the comfort food candle you didn’t know you needed! We captured the irresistible essence of a perfectly seasoned ramen bowl with notes of savory sage, pungent garlic, and earthy cumin. It sounds crazy, but it’s utterly addicting. Made from 100% clean-burning vegan soy wax and poured by hand in Denver. Featuring a pure cotton wick, this unique candle is the perfect hilarious gift for the food-obsessed weirdo in your life.
Pizza Scented Candle
Experience the tantalizing aroma of fresh pizza without setting foot in the kitchen with this pizza-scented candle. Carefully crafted to evoke the familiar…
Kitty In A Jar Candle
Add a purr-fect touch of charm to your home with the Kitty in a Jar Candle! These delightful 3.5-inch soy-wax candles come in…
Dumpster Fire Candle
Light up your darkest moments with this Dumpster Fire Candle. Made from paraffin wax, this green candle shaped like a miniature dumpster burns…
Baby Doll Head Candle
Add a creepy haunt to your candle lineup with this baby doll head candle. With beautiful pastel colors this unique candle is sure…
Advent Calendar Christmas Candle
Countdown to Christmas with this unique advent calendar candle. Great for adults who want to celebrate the holidays with 1 hour of candle…
Library Scented Soy Candle
Add the classic vintage book smell to your reading nook at home with this soy wax candle that features scents of mahogany, oak,…
Video Game Rage Candle
Peace, serenity, and oneness with all beings. These are the things we all associate with online gaming. Or at least, they will be…
Crying Skull Candle Holder with Brain Candle
Have you ever felt like your brain will literally melt right out from your eye sockets? Well, these guys will get you. If…
Avocado Shaped Candle
Everyone’s favorite fruit is now an incredible candle. These delicious and hilarious candles will burn for about 5 hours and come in a…
Stranger Things Eleven Bleeding Nose Candle
Add a bit of stranger things to your living room with this Eleven bleeding nose candle. Just light a red candle stick and…
Melting Cat Candle
Regular candles are boring, add some flare to your candle arsinel with the PyroPet melting cat candle. Watch as the candle melts and…
Freshly Signed Divorce Papers Scented Candle
TAKE IN A BIG WHIFF. Smells like freedom, or like depression, destitution, and loneliness; of course this all depends on your perspective. Embrace…
Indian Corn Candles
Get husky with these awesome candle sticks that look like corn, this will look perfect on your Thanksgiving. These candle sticks look like…
Power Glove Oven Mitt
Be a wizard in the kitchen with this retro gaming-themed oven mitt! It works because when you’re this cool, nothing burns. You’ll love…
Manly Scented Soap
A man smells like manly things, bonfires, urinal mints, bacon, and now these scents have been captured in soaps. With 20 manly scentes there is…
NERF Sniper Rifle
Prepare for all-out war! This awesome dual threat blaster has the best of both worlds… Its bolt action canon and slide-action sprayer can…
100 Craft Beer Bucket List Scratch Poster
Craft beer drinkers who love a challenge will go bananas over this 100 craft beer bucket list scratch off poster. With 100 iconic…
Couch Charging Outlet
We’ve all run into the problem of wanting to use our phone or tablet while it was charging. Rather than leaning over your…
Amazon Smart Oven
This 4-in-1 microwave from amazon is a microwave, convection oven, food warmer, and air fryer! Plus it’s full of presets and of course…
Bonny Boy Liquor Dispenser
Piss away your liquor with this cheeky liquor dispenser. No matter if it’s whiskey, vodka, or gin it’ll hold all of your favorite…
Apple Watch
Apple finally announced more about their Apple Watch. Get notifications, order ubers, track your steps, answer phone calls, and more all on your…
Keychain Lighter Multi-Tool
Bring a flame with you everywhere with this handy keychain lighter. No matter if you’re camping or a smoker this tiny waterproof lighter…
Among Us Birthday Card
Just because it’s your birthday doesn’t mean we aren’t watching you, buddy! If I don’t see you performing your tasks, I’ll convince everyone…





