We’ve found the answer to every true pizza lover’s prayers: pizza flavored lip balm. Treat your lips to this chapstick and you won’t have to wait until the next meal for your pizza fix.
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Dad Bod Fanny Pack
If you’re gonna wear a fanny pack you might as well stand out. This fanny pack features a hilarious dad bod gut with…
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The Burrito Blanket
Finally curl up like the burrito you were meant to be. Perfect for the winter this burrito blanket spans 71 inches making it…
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Bicycle Pizza Cutter
There is nothing like a giant pizza to yourself after a long bike ride. Cyclists and pizza lovers rejoice for this bicycle pizza…
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Dinosaur Lunch Box
Whether you carry a carnivorous sandwich or just a PB&J they will fit snug in this dinosaur lunch box mouth. Durable and realistic…
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Caffeinated Toothpaste
If you love a morning cup of coffee you’ll love getting caffeinated with this toothpaste. Just brush your teeth in the morning with…
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How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
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Otamatone: The Strange Instrument with a Face
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
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Cheeseburger Bed Sheets
Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed…
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Handitaur Centaur Finger Puppet
We all want mythical creatures with us at all times, well with this Centaur Finger Puppet you can whip out this godly creature anywhere.…
Wine Condoms
Recorking wine is always annoying, especially using all of those weird specialized gadgets. Use the century old method of condoms for your wine! These…
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Portable Pizza Pouch
It’s hard not to think of Bagel Bites when describing the portable pizza pouch. Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the evenin’, Pizza at suppertime! Now…
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Remote Control Trash Can
Messy friends? Swoop in with this remote control trash can to save your floor from a mess. This will also make a good…
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Real Human Rib
Take your collection of animal skulls and bottled terrors to the next level with this real human rib. Not only is it actually…
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Sriracha Lip Balm
Ohh you so spicy…. Check out this Sriracha Lip Balm and burn yourself with the love of heat. Makes a great gift and…
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Massive Bag of Cereal Marshmallows
Love the marshmallows in lucky charms? well today is your lucky day. Get a massive 12 pound bag of just marshmallows from cereal…
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Giant Taco Pool Float
Taco ’bout an awesome pool raft. Complete with a mischievous mustache and playful eyes, this guy is sure to invite smiles. You bring…
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Game of Thrones Socks
All of your favorites are back in sock form! With thi 4 pack of Game of Thrones socks it’s sure to take your…
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Pissed Off Cats Calendar
We can admit it we all know a pissed off cat. Why not celebrate the mad cat mood with this hilarious 2023 pissed…
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Fortunes Against Humanity
Satisfy your sweet tooth and your dark sense of humor in one bite with Fortunes Against Humanity. Ditch the generic “you will find…
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SwitchPod: Tripod for Vloggers
Whether you film vlogs for fun or travel it can be annoying to get your camera in the right position. Well the SwitchPod…
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Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
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Handheld Super Mario Bros
Celebrate 35 years of the most influential game in history with this special commemorative Game and Watch! With the original Super Mario Bros.…
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Keychain Sriracha Bottle
Are you a Sriracha lover? Well, this keychain Sriracha bottle is right up your alley! You don’t have to worry about Sriracha-less meals…
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Millennium Falcon Edition Gaming Mouse
Blast your gaming experience into hyperspace with the Millennium Falcon edition of the G502 X Plus gaming mouse! Feel the Force (or at…
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Rolling Measurement Tool
From carpenters to fashion designers, architects to sewists, anyone working with non-sharp or rolling edges and angles can appreciate this Rolling Measurement Tool.…
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