We’ve found the answer to every true pizza lover’s prayers: pizza flavored lip balm. Treat your lips to this chapstick and you won’t have to wait until the next meal for your pizza fix.
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Bicycle Pizza Cutter
There is nothing like a giant pizza to yourself after a long bike ride. Cyclists and pizza lovers rejoice for this bicycle pizza…
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$19.95
Fake Stick-On Power Outlet
Do you like laughing at other people’s expense? Awesome! :p Let the games begin! Here’s the perfect outlet to release all your pinned…
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$11.95
Caffeinated Toothpaste
If you love a morning cup of coffee you’ll love getting caffeinated with this toothpaste. Just brush your teeth in the morning with…
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$13.89
Otamatone: The Strange Instrument with a Face
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
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$29.99
Macbook Selfie Stick
Let’s face it sometimes we just want to use our Macbook for a selfie. Luckily this problem has been solved with the Macbook…
Cheeseburger Bed Sheets
Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed…
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$99.98
Wine Condoms
Recorking wine is always annoying, especially using all of those weird specialized gadgets. Use the century old method of condoms for your wine! These…
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$14.97
Dog Selfie Attachment
Getting your pooch to look at the camera for a selfie can be hard, well now harness the power of a tennis ball…
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Portable Pizza Pouch
It’s hard not to think of Bagel Bites when describing the portable pizza pouch. Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the evenin’, Pizza at suppertime! Now…
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$8.99
Remote Control Trash Can
Messy friends? Swoop in with this remote control trash can to save your floor from a mess. This will also make a good…
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$125.34
Ant Filled Watch
Who would want to tell time when you could watch ants build their colony! With a year supply of ants this ant filled…
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$59.00
Creepy Face Bank Saves your Coins
Scare your coins into staying when you shove your hard earned money into the face bank’s creepy face. When you wave your coins…
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$10.99
Sriracha Lip Balm
Ohh you so spicy…. Check out this Sriracha Lip Balm and burn yourself with the love of heat. Makes a great gift and…
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$7.99
Massive Bag of Cereal Marshmallows
Love the marshmallows in lucky charms? well today is your lucky day. Get a massive 12 pound bag of just marshmallows from cereal…
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$7.99
True Mirror
Ever wish you could look into the mirror and see how others see you? well with the True Mirror that reality is here.…
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$200.00
Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka
Looking to add some sizzle to your next party? Look no further than Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka! This one-of-a-kind liquor combines the smoothness…
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$31.99
Cannabis Energy Drink
Bro, you tryna get high? Caffeine high, that is. Although this drink will not get you stoned like the plant, it will certainly…
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Sure Fuck Cologne
Because who doesn’t love a sure thing? Hit the town and cause women to race across the street into traffic just to get…
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$34.00
The NoPhone Air
No distractions. No headphone jack. No Wifi. NoPhone is the perfect phone for anyone who is addicted to their phone. Finally a phone…
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Steam Gift Card
If you’re buying for a PC gamer, you absolutely can’t go wrong with this. The sheer variety of games available on Steam means…
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$20.00
Legend of Zelda Piece of Heart
What better way to show your love than with this geeky Legend of Zelda heart. This piece of heart is 3 inches across…
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Horsehead Christmas Tree Ornament
Complement any horse head mask with this horse head tree ornament. Perfect to remember that time you scared your dog wearing your horse…
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Personalized Star Trek Decanter
Star Trek has always been about a brighter future, and now you can toast to that undiscovered country in stellar style with this…
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Valentine’s Day Mystery Box
Our friends over at Firebox have devised a Valentine’s day gift that will provide you with effortless success this Valentine’s Day. If you…
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Spigen RA100 Neck Strap for AirPods
Planning an intense workout and afraid of losing your AirPods? This neck strap by Spigen will keep your AirPods secure around your neck…
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$9.99