We’ve found the answer to every true pizza lover’s prayers: pizza flavored lip balm. Treat your lips to this chapstick and you won’t have to wait until the next meal for your pizza fix.
There is nothing like a giant pizza to yourself after a long bike ride. Cyclists and pizza lovers rejoice for this bicycle pizza…
If you love a morning cup of coffee you’ll love getting caffeinated with this toothpaste. Just brush your teeth in the morning with…
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
It’s a horse, no it’s a zebra, no it’s your own 7 foot Giant Inflatable Unicorn. You’ll be the talk of the town…
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed…
Recorking wine is always annoying, especially using all of those weird specialized gadgets. Use the century old method of condoms for your wine! These…
It’s hard not to think of Bagel Bites when describing the portable pizza pouch. Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the evenin’, Pizza at suppertime! Now…
Ohh you so spicy…. Check out this Sriracha Lip Balm and burn yourself with the love of heat. Makes a great gift and…
Love the marshmallows in lucky charms? well today is your lucky day. Get a massive 12 pound bag of just marshmallows from cereal…
Ever wish you could look into the mirror and see how others see you? well with the True Mirror that reality is here.…
Invade your creativity with these Space Invader Crayons. Great for the kids and even better for the adult that hasn’t quite grown up…
Treat your guests with a pleasant surprise of being pant-less without actually removing any pants! These hilarious napkins sit proudly on your lap…
Have a laugh with “My Penis is a Dick” which beautifully illustrates over 50 common mental debates a guy has with his penis.…
Add some retro charm to your decor with this Edison table lamp. The oversized 500-lumen bulb stands at a towering 18 inches tall…
Did you say level 14 light? Let’s go exploring! Check out this pixelated torch from Minecraft. Be the envy of every 14 year…
Say goodbye to boring kitchen towels and hello to a sassy addition to your kitchen with our “Don’t Use F**king My Decorative Towels”!…
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
Quit carrying a massive wallet that weighs down your pants. At just 0.2 inches thick you’ll never know you’re even carrying this wallet. The…
Let’s face it sometimes we just want to use our Macbook for a selfie. Luckily this problem has been solved with the Macbook…
Craving to be a castaway in your backyard? well it’s your turn to be Tom Hanks. After your done saving private Ryan you…
