Pizza Lip Balm

We’ve found the answer to every true pizza lover’s prayers: pizza flavored lip balm. Treat your lips to this chapstick and you won’t have to wait until the next meal for your pizza fix.

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Whether you carry a carnivorous sandwich or just a PB&J they will fit snug in this dinosaur lunch box mouth. Durable and realistic…

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Recorking wine is always annoying, especially using all of those weird specialized gadgets. Use the century old method of condoms for your wine! These…

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It’s hard not to think of Bagel Bites when describing the portable pizza pouch. Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the evenin’, Pizza at suppertime! Now…

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$5.99

Take your collection of animal skulls and bottled terrors to the next level with this real human rib. Not only is it actually…

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From carpenters to fashion designers, architects to sewists, anyone working with non-sharp or rolling edges and angles can appreciate this Rolling Measurement Tool.…

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$50.74