Pizza Lip Balm

We’ve found the answer to every true pizza lover’s prayers: pizza flavored lip balm. Treat your lips to this chapstick and you won’t have to wait until the next meal for your pizza fix.

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$4.00

Who needs a genie in a bottle when you can have a cursed monkey paw? This eerie paw is handcrafted to perfection and…

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$150.00

Add a creepy haunt to your candle lineup with this baby doll head candle. With beautiful pastel colors this unique candle is sure…

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$13.04

Recorking wine is always annoying, especially using all of those weird specialized gadgets. Use the century old method of condoms for your wine! These…

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$14.97

It’s hard not to think of Bagel Bites when describing the portable pizza pouch. Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the evenin’, Pizza at suppertime! Now…

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$5.99

Wow such excite! This doge mask will bring much joy to all parties. The perfect mask to engage in long stares to the…

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Take your collection of animal skulls and bottled terrors to the next level with this real human rib. Not only is it actually…

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$40.00

Who would want to tell time when you could watch ants build their colony! With a year supply of ants this ant filled…

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$59.00

HEY YOU, GET OFF MY DOORMAT. HEY YOU, GO AWAY! This Go Away doormat really fits the needs of many home owners. Do I…

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$19.95

Show your love of Xbox with this officially-licensed Xbox merch. This giant XBOX lights up with two modes, solid or gentle phasing. The…

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$33.00