We’ve found the answer to every true pizza lover’s prayers: pizza flavored lip balm. Treat your lips to this chapstick and you won’t have to wait until the next meal for your pizza fix.
Bicycle Pizza Cutter
There is nothing like a giant pizza to yourself after a long bike ride. Cyclists and pizza lovers rejoice for this bicycle pizza…
Caffeinated Toothpaste
If you love a morning cup of coffee you’ll love getting caffeinated with this toothpaste. Just brush your teeth in the morning with…
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Giant Cockroach Pillow
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…
Waffle Shaped Soap
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Go F**k Yourself Card
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
Giant Inflatable Unicorn
It’s a horse, no it’s a zebra, no it’s your own 7 foot Giant Inflatable Unicorn. You’ll be the talk of the town…
Otamatone: The Strange Instrument with a Face
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
Cheeseburger Bed Sheets
Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed…
Wine Condoms
Recorking wine is always annoying, especially using all of those weird specialized gadgets. Use the century old method of condoms for your wine! These…
Portable Pizza Pouch
It’s hard not to think of Bagel Bites when describing the portable pizza pouch. Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the evenin’, Pizza at suppertime! Now…
Sriracha Lip Balm
Ohh you so spicy…. Check out this Sriracha Lip Balm and burn yourself with the love of heat. Makes a great gift and…
Massive Bag of Cereal Marshmallows
Love the marshmallows in lucky charms? well today is your lucky day. Get a massive 12 pound bag of just marshmallows from cereal…
True Mirror
Ever wish you could look into the mirror and see how others see you? well with the True Mirror that reality is here.…
Pixelated 8-Bit Sunglasses
Rock the geek look all the time in your 8-bit world with these 8-bit sunglasses. Mario himself would have to deal with it…
The Unt Mug
Not everyone has the ability to sip some strong joe from the Unt mug. Do you want to be one of those people?…
Hope You Told Us Doormat
Let’s face it, it’s and no one likes unexpected visitors so show how you really feel with this “hope you told us you…
Zelda Hydration Cartridge w/ Straw
Some people might be wondering, “is this a bit too much?” The answer is undoubtedly, YES. But then again who would dare judge…
Paper Dragon Mask
With Halloween right around the corner why not get ready by building this awesome paper dragon mask. You’ll need access to a printer…
Why We Love Star Wars Book
Relive all of the most epic moments from Star Wars with this book appropriately names Why We Love Star Wars. Full of the…
LEGO Star Wars Yoda’s Starfighter
Add this amazing building kit to your boy’s Star Wars collection and watch him take his adventure to a whole new level. The…
Branch Headphone Splitter
Ever have difficulty sharing quality music with your friends? Don’t feel like listening to the subpar sound that emits from your phones speakers?…
Adjustable Weighted Jumprope
Elevate your cardio game with this adjustable weighted jump rope! Designed for the fitness enthusiast looking to add a little extra to their…
Star Trek The Next Generation Socks
For those who prefer a certain formality on their feet, these socks are modeled after Starfleet uniforms from the late 24th century. Each pack…





