We’ve found the answer to every true pizza lover’s prayers: pizza flavored lip balm. Treat your lips to this chapstick and you won’t have to wait until the next meal for your pizza fix.
Bicycle Pizza Cutter
There is nothing like a giant pizza to yourself after a long bike ride. Cyclists and pizza lovers rejoice for this bicycle pizza…
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Giant Cockroach Pillow
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…
Waffle Shaped Soap
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Go F**k Yourself Card
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
Giant Inflatable Unicorn
It’s a horse, no it’s a zebra, no it’s your own 7 foot Giant Inflatable Unicorn. You’ll be the talk of the town…
Otamatone: The Strange Instrument with a Face
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
The Pussy Magnet
Every office needs a pussy magnet (yours might even have one!). This little kitty is perfect for holding all of your paper clips…
Macbook Selfie Stick
Let’s face it sometimes we just want to use our Macbook for a selfie. Luckily this problem has been solved with the Macbook…
Cheeseburger Bed Sheets
Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed…
Window Mounted Cat Bed
Who doesn’t want to sit in bed all day and watch the birds outside; your cat is no different than us! Let your…
Penis Tuxedo
The names Schlong, James Schlong. Enter into the world of class and luxury as you whip out your ‘long, dark, and handsome’ for…
Portable Pizza Pouch
It’s hard not to think of Bagel Bites when describing the portable pizza pouch. Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the evenin’, Pizza at suppertime! Now…
True Mirror
Ever wish you could look into the mirror and see how others see you? well with the True Mirror that reality is here.…
Remote Control Trash Can
Messy friends? Swoop in with this remote control trash can to save your floor from a mess. This will also make a good…
Lego Star Wars Darth Vader Alarm Clock
Kids and adults alike will love this Lego Star Wars Darth Vader Alarm Clock. At 9.5 inches tall this is perfect for your…
Magnetic Floating Wireless Light
Sick of the same old bedside lamps? With this magnetic floating wireless light, you can give your space the ultimate wow factor. These…
Floating Golf Greens
Check out these practice greens you can put in your pool! These floating golf greens come in a variety of sizes so anyone…
Spider Catcher
Catch and release spiders with ease with the Spider Catcher! Perfect for removing spiders big and small from your home.
Student Tears Mug
Unleash your inner educator with a twist of wicked humor! This “Student Tears” mug is the perfect sidekick for those early morning classes.…
Laser Saber
We are constantly getting close to crafting a true light saber. A light saber modeled after the ideas from Star Wars. This Laser…
DJI Ronin-S: Camera Stabilizer
If you film a lot of videos you know how important a stable shot can be. The DJI Ronin-S will stabilize a camera…
Valentine’s Day Mystery Box
Our friends over at Firebox have devised a Valentine’s day gift that will provide you with effortless success this Valentine’s Day. If you…
Water Cannon Turret
In the world of super soaker every kid’s dream was to have a squirt gun hooked up to the hose for unlimited firepower.…





