We’ve found the answer to every true pizza lover’s prayers: pizza flavored lip balm. Treat your lips to this chapstick and you won’t have to wait until the next meal for your pizza fix.
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$4.00
Puking Kitty Gravy Boat
Sick of boring, traditional gravy boats? Switch things up with the puking cat gravy boat! Your guests won’t know whether to be disgusted…
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$26.95
Cursed Monkey Paw
Who needs a genie in a bottle when you can have a cursed monkey paw? This eerie paw is handcrafted to perfection and…
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$150.00
Baby Doll Head Candle
Add a creepy haunt to your candle lineup with this baby doll head candle. With beautiful pastel colors this unique candle is sure…
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$13.04
Bicycle Pizza Cutter
There is nothing like a giant pizza to yourself after a long bike ride. Cyclists and pizza lovers rejoice for this bicycle pizza…
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$17.95
Caffeinated Toothpaste
If you love a morning cup of coffee you’ll love getting caffeinated with this toothpaste. Just brush your teeth in the morning with…
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$13.89
Cheeseburger Bed Sheets
Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed…
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$99.98
Wine Condoms
Recorking wine is always annoying, especially using all of those weird specialized gadgets. Use the century old method of condoms for your wine! These…
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$14.97
Portable Pizza Pouch
It’s hard not to think of Bagel Bites when describing the portable pizza pouch. Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the evenin’, Pizza at suppertime! Now…
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$5.99
Doge Mask
Wow such excite! This doge mask will bring much joy to all parties. The perfect mask to engage in long stares to the…
Dick Belt
Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail…
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$19.99
Bigfoot Patrol Membership Kit
Make sure that people know you’re not just another idiot wandering the woods with this Bigfoot Patrol Membership Kit. At the very least,…
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$7.00
Real Human Rib
Take your collection of animal skulls and bottled terrors to the next level with this real human rib. Not only is it actually…
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$40.00
Ant Filled Watch
Who would want to tell time when you could watch ants build their colony! With a year supply of ants this ant filled…
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$59.00
Sriracha Lip Balm
Ohh you so spicy…. Check out this Sriracha Lip Balm and burn yourself with the love of heat. Makes a great gift and…
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$11.81
Massive Bag of Cereal Marshmallows
Love the marshmallows in lucky charms? well today is your lucky day. Get a massive 12 pound bag of just marshmallows from cereal…
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$11.81
Smart Food Scale Prep Pad
Be sure to pick up an iPad stand so you can easily see what you need to prep next. This Smart Food Scale Prep Pad…
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$168.98
Wall Mounted Can Crusher
Some people are just ok at recycling cans… Others absolutely CRUSH it… Seriously, think about how much space you waste tossing tall cans into…
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$17.22
Business Suit Ugly Christmas Sweater
Show everyone you mean business this Christmas with this hysterical pullover sweatshirt! With fake lapels and a printed-on holiday tie (yule tie?), the…
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$21.99
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
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$13.19
The Oregon Trail Card Game
Do you smell that deep scent of nostalgia? I do and I don’t think it’s because Martha just died of dysentery. This beautiful…
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$23.99
Go Away Doormat
HEY YOU, GET OFF MY DOORMAT. HEY YOU, GO AWAY! This Go Away doormat really fits the needs of many home owners. Do I…
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$19.95
Amazon Dash – One Tap Ordering
With Amazon’s new “Dash” button, many household products are now literally just a button push away. Running out of razors? Hit the Gillete…
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$19.95
Xbox Light
Show your love of Xbox with this officially-licensed Xbox merch. This giant XBOX lights up with two modes, solid or gentle phasing. The…
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$33.00
Field Notes: National Parks Series
Any adventurous note taker will love jotting down their thoughts in these National Park themed Field Notes. This pack of 3 notebooks features…
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$14.95
16-Inch Macbook Pro
The all-new Macbook Pro features a 16-inch display, up to 80% faster internals and a new keyboard. If you’ve been on the fence…
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