We’ve found the answer to every true pizza lover’s prayers: pizza flavored lip balm. Treat your lips to this chapstick and you won’t have to wait until the next meal for your pizza fix.
Bicycle Pizza Cutter
There is nothing like a giant pizza to yourself after a long bike ride. Cyclists and pizza lovers rejoice for this bicycle pizza…
Caffeinated Toothpaste
If you love a morning cup of coffee you’ll love getting caffeinated with this toothpaste. Just brush your teeth in the morning with…
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Giant Cockroach Pillow
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…
Waffle Shaped Soap
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Go F**k Yourself Card
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
Giant Inflatable Unicorn
It’s a horse, no it’s a zebra, no it’s your own 7 foot Giant Inflatable Unicorn. You’ll be the talk of the town…
Otamatone: The Strange Instrument with a Face
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
Cheeseburger Bed Sheets
Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed…
Wine Condoms
Recorking wine is always annoying, especially using all of those weird specialized gadgets. Use the century old method of condoms for your wine! These…
Portable Pizza Pouch
It’s hard not to think of Bagel Bites when describing the portable pizza pouch. Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the evenin’, Pizza at suppertime! Now…
Sriracha Lip Balm
Ohh you so spicy…. Check out this Sriracha Lip Balm and burn yourself with the love of heat. Makes a great gift and…
Massive Bag of Cereal Marshmallows
Love the marshmallows in lucky charms? well today is your lucky day. Get a massive 12 pound bag of just marshmallows from cereal…
True Mirror
Ever wish you could look into the mirror and see how others see you? well with the True Mirror that reality is here.…
Star Trek Spock with Ears Crew Socks
Spock himself might not see the logic in it, but he would undoubtedly find them…fascinating. The ears are what really complete the picture,…
Portable Washing Machine
Whether you’re camping or a vagabond clean clothes are always nice to know. With this portable washing machine by Scrubba you can wash your…
Star Wars: The Mandalorian The Child Christmas Sweater
This festive Baby Yoda sweater is a far better Christmas tie-in than the Star Wars Holiday Special! With over-the-top patterns of snowflakes, alien…
Amazing 15 Celebrities as Disney Characters
Here is some amazing work by Thomas Kurniawan showing celebrities as real life Disney characters. By using multiple images of your favorite celeb…
Personalized Voodoo Doll
Finally you can turn anyone into a mini voodoo doll. Treat them nice and give them a hug or grab a pack of…
Master Theorem Book Of Puzzles
Whether it’s for you, a friend, or a family member the Master Theorem will put anyone’s problem solving skills to the test. The…
Concrete Cactus Lamp
If you have a modern desert vibe in your house you’ll love this concrete cactus lamp. Anyone can appreciate the cactus outline on…
Seagate SSD Game Drive for Xbox
Let’s face it: on-board storage is never enough in the long run. Fortunately, Seagate’s 500GB official Xbox external drives are here to help!…
Car Unused Buttons Stickers
Add a touch of humor to your car’s interior with these playful car button stickers. Give life to unused buttons with options like…
2020 One Star Review T-Shirt
If you could review 2020 it would be 1-star across the board. This hilarious shirt features a 2020 1-star review with “very bad,…