We’ve found the answer to every true pizza lover’s prayers: pizza flavored lip balm. Treat your lips to this chapstick and you won’t have to wait until the next meal for your pizza fix.
Buy on Etsy
$4.00
Bicycle Pizza Cutter
There is nothing like a giant pizza to yourself after a long bike ride. Cyclists and pizza lovers rejoice for this bicycle pizza…
View on Amazon
$14.95
Pizza Beach Blanket
Why bring a slice to the beach when you can bring a whole pizza! Lounge out on this delicious pizza beach blanket. With…
View on Amazon
$24.99
TMNT Pizza Cookbook
Throwing a party full of hungry geeks? Well serve them some super delicious Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles themed pizza pies. With 65 unique recipes like the…
View on Amazon
$17.84
Portable Pizza Pouch
It’s hard not to think of Bagel Bites when describing the portable pizza pouch. Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the evenin’, Pizza at suppertime! Now…
View on Amazon
$3.49
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
View on Amazon
$94.99
Sriracha Lip Balm
Ohh you so spicy…. Check out this Sriracha Lip Balm and burn yourself with the love of heat. Makes a great gift and…
View on Amazon
$7.31
Pac-Man Fridge Magnets
Everyone loves Pacman so why not add something retro to your fridge at home. Slap these on any metal surface and you’ll be…
View on Amazon
$16.99
Lego Figure Soap Bar
Are your kids lazy when it comes to washing their hands or body? Don’t worry, you are clearly not alone this Lego fight soap…
Buy on Etsy
$10.60
Beddit 3 Smart Sleep Tracker
The Beddit 3 sleep tracker is a simple and effective way to track your sleep. The Beddit just slips under your sheet so…
View on Amazon
$113.99
Micro Bottle Opener
Feast your eyes on the smallest bottle opener known to man! But damn if it doesn’t do a great job! This PiCO…
View on Amazon
$15.59
I Love You Pillow Cases
Forget about texting and keep connected with theses “I Love You” Couples Pillowcases. Your head will rest softly with these cotton/polyester mixed fabric…
View on Amazon
$29.99
Fruit Loop Scented Candle
Feeling homesick? Light up a Froot Loop Scented Candle and play your favorite Nintendo game. The scent will fill the air for hours.…
Buy on Etsy
$22.00
Unicorn Bouquet
Brighten up your lady’s Valentine’s day with this magical bouquet of unicorns. Roses will die but these tiny plush unicorns will live forever. Plus unicorns…
Buy on ThinkGeek
$24.99
Nachosaurus Dip and Snack Dish Set
Bring a prehistoric friend to the party with the Nachosaurus dip and snack dish set. Just stuff some Doritos in the back of this Stegosaurus…
View on Amazon
$19.99
Apple AirPods
If you picked up the iPhone 7 you probably noticed the lack of a headphone jack. The included headphones still have a boring…
Apple.com
$159.99
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand-Sanitizer
We all know that shady guy in the office. We know what he does during his lunch break. Prevent touching the balls of…
View on Amazon
$14.91