We’ve found the answer to every true pizza lover’s prayers: pizza flavored lip balm. Treat your lips to this chapstick and you won’t have to wait until the next meal for your pizza fix.
Bicycle Pizza Cutter
There is nothing like a giant pizza to yourself after a long bike ride. Cyclists and pizza lovers rejoice for this bicycle pizza…
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Giant Cockroach Pillow
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…
Waffle Shaped Soap
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Go F**k Yourself Card
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
Giant Inflatable Unicorn
It’s a horse, no it’s a zebra, no it’s your own 7 foot Giant Inflatable Unicorn. You’ll be the talk of the town…
Otamatone: The Strange Instrument with a Face
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
The Pussy Magnet
Every office needs a pussy magnet (yours might even have one!). This little kitty is perfect for holding all of your paper clips…
Macbook Selfie Stick
Let’s face it sometimes we just want to use our Macbook for a selfie. Luckily this problem has been solved with the Macbook…
Cheeseburger Bed Sheets
Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed…
Window Mounted Cat Bed
Who doesn’t want to sit in bed all day and watch the birds outside; your cat is no different than us! Let your…
Penis Tuxedo
The names Schlong, James Schlong. Enter into the world of class and luxury as you whip out your ‘long, dark, and handsome’ for…
Portable Pizza Pouch
It’s hard not to think of Bagel Bites when describing the portable pizza pouch. Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the evenin’, Pizza at suppertime! Now…
True Mirror
Ever wish you could look into the mirror and see how others see you? well with the True Mirror that reality is here.…
Rainbow Neon Wall Light
Add a touch of rainbow to any room with this rainbow neon wall light. This retro wall light is sure to turn any…
Boxes In Boxes In Boxes Prank Gift Box
The only thing better than putting a smile on someone’s face is making the veins in their forehead bulge. As they open box…
Tabletop Fireplace
This smokeless and ventless fireplace will add a modern style to just about any room. Just place this tabletop fireplace on a dining…
Personalized Family Christmas Sweaters
Any family will enjoy rocking these custom family Christmas sweaters with their name printed on it. With multiple color styles and sizes there…
AXIS Gear: Smart Motorized Shades Controller
Save money on your heating bill by automating your home’s blinds. With the AXIS gear you can turn your blinds into smart blinds,…
Own Your Own Private Island
Sick of paying rent? Ready to escape the daily grind? Finally, you can own your very own private island. Granted, it measures a…
Bottle of Wine Pool Float
Luxury and fun design are the hallmarks which set apart this swimming pool float from the competition. Designed to resemble a bottle of…
Magnetic Keychain Shelf
A perfect holder for you keychain and iPhone? well it’s here and it’s magnetic. The magnetic keychain self stores your keys as if…
USB Typewriter
How hip are you? If you own a record player and a vinyl collection I have no clue why this isn’t being displayed…
No Spill Dog Travel Bowl
Don’t leave your pooch thirsty on long road trips anymore with this no spill dog travel bowl! Finally an easy way to keep…





