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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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Slap-On Sunglasses
Combine the never-ending fun of slap bracelets with the usefulness of sunglasses, then sprinkle in a little extra portability and voilà! You have…
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Images You Should Not Masturbate To (Book)
A book with this title is hard not to masturbate to it. Images you should not masturbate to is a challenge for a…
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Retro NES Cartridge Wood Coasters
Give your drinks a nostalgic resting place with the Retro NES Cartridge Wood Coasters. Featuring punny takes on classic titles like “Drunkey Kong”…
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Pearl Boba Milk Tea Bath Mat
This bath mat is all eager to please! Step out of the shower and right onto it’s happy face, it won’t mind! It’s…
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Thor’s Hammer Water Bottle
Hydrate like Thor with this 1.7-liter water bottle shaped like Thor’s hammer! You’ll be extremely hydrated with this XXL water bottle designed for…
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Seinfeld Quote Coasters
Protect your coffee table with these hilarious Seinfeld Quote Coasters. Each set includes four coasters, each with a different quote from the show.…
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13x13x13 Rubik’s Cube
The basic Rubik’s cube can be solved in 5 seconds, well if you want a real challenge this 13x13x13 Rubik’s cube will keep…
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Logitech MX Master 3 Wireless Mouse
Tired of using trackpads? Upgrade to the best wireless mouse on the market with the Logitech MX Master 3. The Logitech MX Master…
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Ick Mug
Are you a giant ick, or do you possess a giant ick? This Ick Mug is perfect for you. Even if you, like…
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Pimple Popping Toy
Satisfy your odd obsession of popping pimples with this pimple popping toy. This rubber toy simulates the feel of popping a pimple with…
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