Willie Egg Fryer

Do you like eggs? Are you a big fan of phallic shaped things?

Two yolks and a shaft of egg whites make for a balanced and hearty breakfast that can get anyone ready for a big day.

Crack two eggs in this penis shaped egg mold and watch a beautiful johnson form before your eyes. An excellent gift for the college son headed off into the real world who understands the importance of a protein based breakfast.

The device itself is nonstick and quite effective. Enhance your culinary mastery and impress that cute girl in the morning with a dick filled breakfast.

Also works for omelettes!

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$6.49
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