If bacon is your vice this bacon clothesline will make the perfect addition to your kitchen. Designed to get the grease off your bacon this handy gadget holds your bacon up using metal clips. It also comes with a metal dipping cup for those who want to dunk their bacon.
Bacon & Eggs Cuff Links
Want to spice up your gentleman’s formal attire? These bacon and eggs cufflinks are ideal for the dapper gentleman who enjoys his breakfast…
Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka
Looking to add some sizzle to your next party? Look no further than Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka! This one-of-a-kind liquor combines the smoothness…
Chainmail Cast Iron Scrubber
Using cast iron cookware is the only way to be a kitchen dynamo. We know. But when food cakes up —crusty and hellbent…
Bacon Express Crispy Bacon Grill
So here you are, 8AM, ravenous. Do you really want to spend the little time you have to yourself in the morning frying…
Bacon Lanyard
Ever dreamed of slinging some hot juicy bacon around your neck? Maybe you have actually gone through with this dream and actually done…
Pig Bacon Grill Press
Make your bacon in style with this incredible pig grill press. No one has time to wait for bacon and this will easily…
Dual Breakfast Sandwich Maker
Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious…
Bacon Bowl
Why eat out of a bowl you have to clean afterwards? Be resourceful and economic by eating the bowl your food is served…
Make Your Own Bacon Kit
Why buy the crappy store bought stuff when you can make it yourself? It is a general rule of thumb that bacon is…
Bacon Strip Bandages
Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell…
Pug Planter
May the power of the pug be with you, pug-ify your living room with this amazingly cute pug planter. Fantastic for displaying your…
Ultimate Candy & Snacks Variety Gift Box
With over 60 snacks in this crave box it’s sure to match anyone’s salty or sweet cravings. From fun dip to chex mix,…
Giant Narwhal Pool Float
Bring the magic of a narwhal to the beach with this cute giant narwhal pool float. Your summer will be a blast at…
Gordon Freeman Hazard Suit Hoodie
The perfect apparel for hazardous environments, this pullover hoodie printed is printed with the design of Doctor Gordon Freeman’s iconic HEV suit! It’s…
Get Sh*t Done Mug
It’s 2018. It’s about time you get some sh*t done. With this Get Sh*t Done Mug you can remind yourself of this fact…
Star Wars R2D2 USB Cufflinks
If you have been searching for that perfect geek chic accessory, look no further! These Star Wars R2D2 4GB USB Flash Drive Cufflinks…
Serenity Now! Button
Feeling angry? Frustrated? Serenity now! Let the iconic Frank Costanza bring you some calm with this easy-to-use button. Just press it and listen…
Dashboard Monk
Put this chubby little friend on your dash and good luck will follow you wherever you go! Better safe than sorry.
Personalized Pet Magnets
Your furry friend will look better than ever in magnet form on your fridge! These personalized pet magnets make the perfect gift for…
World’s Smallest Stretch Armstrong
Tear apart a super tiny stretch Armstrong. You’ll have a blast pulling him in all directions, it’d even make a fun stress relief…