If bacon is your vice this bacon clothesline will make the perfect addition to your kitchen. Designed to get the grease off your bacon this handy gadget holds your bacon up using metal clips. It also comes with a metal dipping cup for those who want to dunk their bacon.
Bacon & Eggs Cuff Links
Want to spice up your gentleman’s formal attire? These bacon and eggs cufflinks are ideal for the dapper gentleman who enjoys his breakfast…
Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka
Looking to add some sizzle to your next party? Look no further than Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka! This one-of-a-kind liquor combines the smoothness…
Chainmail Cast Iron Scrubber
Using cast iron cookware is the only way to be a kitchen dynamo. We know. But when food cakes up —crusty and hellbent…
Bacon Express Crispy Bacon Grill
So here you are, 8AM, ravenous. Do you really want to spend the little time you have to yourself in the morning frying…
Bacon Lanyard
Ever dreamed of slinging some hot juicy bacon around your neck? Maybe you have actually gone through with this dream and actually done…
Pig Bacon Grill Press
Make your bacon in style with this incredible pig grill press. No one has time to wait for bacon and this will easily…
Dual Breakfast Sandwich Maker
Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious…
Bacon Bowl
Why eat out of a bowl you have to clean afterwards? Be resourceful and economic by eating the bowl your food is served…
Make Your Own Bacon Kit
Why buy the crappy store bought stuff when you can make it yourself? It is a general rule of thumb that bacon is…
Bacon Strip Bandages
Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell…
Alien Xenomorph Pen Holder
Transform your desk into a sci-fi haven with the Alien Xenomorph Pen Holder. This detailed and menacing Xenomorph cradles your pens with eerie…
Pencil Foosball
Why not tack on another distraction to the classroom and office environment? This Pencil Foosball kit is all you need for a good…
I WIll Not Be Your Father Condom
Just because we all love Star Wars and the heart wrenching moment when we discover Darth Vader is Luke’s father doesn’t mean we…
Arcade Stick for Nintendo Switch & PC
Retro gamers will love this old school arcade style controller for Nintendo Switch and Windows. Perfect for gamers who want to relive the…
Ninja Mug
Start your day like a true warrior with the Ninja Mug. With a ninja warrior design, this mug is the perfect way to…
The 6-in-1 Multi-Tool Pen
Arm yourself with the ultimate sidekick for all your daily adventures – the 6-in-1 Multi-Tool Pen! More than just a pen, it’s a…
Nicolas Cage Pillowcase
What Nicolas Cage fan wouldn’t want to rest their head next to this National Treasure. With this Pillowcase Mr. Cage can watch over…
Super Russian Roulette for NES
There’s nothing like a great party game to play with your friends on a drunken evening. Super Russian Roulette for NES is a…
Girl Scout Cookie Cereal
I mean, should something like this even be legal? As if those little devil’s in green skirts didn’t rip apart my wallet and…
Poop Soap
Why not wash your hands with the beast that you just released from your bowels? Incredibly disgusting, but equally as humorous. Makes a…