If bacon is your vice this bacon clothesline will make the perfect addition to your kitchen. Designed to get the grease off your bacon this handy gadget holds your bacon up using metal clips. It also comes with a metal dipping cup for those who want to dunk their bacon.
Bacon & Eggs Cuff Links
Want to spice up your gentleman’s formal attire? These bacon and eggs cufflinks are ideal for the dapper gentleman who enjoys his breakfast…
Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka
Looking to add some sizzle to your next party? Look no further than Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka! This one-of-a-kind liquor combines the smoothness…
Chainmail Cast Iron Scrubber
Using cast iron cookware is the only way to be a kitchen dynamo. We know. But when food cakes up —crusty and hellbent…
Bacon Express Crispy Bacon Grill
So here you are, 8AM, ravenous. Do you really want to spend the little time you have to yourself in the morning frying…
Bacon Lanyard
Ever dreamed of slinging some hot juicy bacon around your neck? Maybe you have actually gone through with this dream and actually done…
Pig Bacon Grill Press
Make your bacon in style with this incredible pig grill press. No one has time to wait for bacon and this will easily…
Dual Breakfast Sandwich Maker
Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious…
Bacon Bowl
Why eat out of a bowl you have to clean afterwards? Be resourceful and economic by eating the bowl your food is served…
Make Your Own Bacon Kit
Why buy the crappy store bought stuff when you can make it yourself? It is a general rule of thumb that bacon is…
Bacon Strip Bandages
Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell…
Bear Park 1000-Piece Jigsaw Puzzle
Embrace your wild side with the Bear Park 1000-Piece Jigsaw Puzzle! Dive headfirst into a vibrant wilderness teeming with excitement and adventure. Ideal…
There’s Like a Bunch of Dogs in Here Doormat
If your household is full of pups let the world know this this doormat. This doormat with the printed phrase “there’s, like, a…
Razer Viper Mini Gaming Mouse
Get your gaming skills to the next level with the Razer Viper Mini gaming mouse! This tiny but mighty mouse packs a punch…
Baby Beer Bottle
Chill your baby out with this beer bottle themed baby bottle (yes this is for milk only!). A great wait to get a…
Asshole Repellent
There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must…
Nothing Of Value Here Doormat
Let’s face it, if anything is going to deter a potential thief it will be a witty doormat. Just plop this doormat reading…
Arcade Stick for Nintendo Switch & PC
Retro gamers will love this old school arcade style controller for Nintendo Switch and Windows. Perfect for gamers who want to relive the…
Cannabis Energy Drink
Bro, you tryna get high? Caffeine high, that is. Although this drink will not get you stoned like the plant, it will certainly…
Wearable Air Futon
This thing puts the snuggie to shame. Strap up and drop down regardless of where you’re standing. Have comfort in every situation and…
Pool Ball Shot Glasses
Bring the party with this set of 9 pool ball shot glasses. Throw back a few shots of whiskey with the boys while…