Whether you need a gift for a new dad or your dad just about anyone will appreciate this book full of dad jokes. With cheesy jokes like What does a spy wear on his feed? sneakers.
S Is For Swears ABC Book
Expand your vocabulary in the most cheeky way with the “S Is For Swears” ABC book. This isn’t your average bedtime story; geared…
Middle Class Problems Hardcover Book
Have middle class Americans totally gone soft? Well, not all of them :p But for the ones that have —here’s a book dedicated…
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Friends (TV Show) Coloring Book
This Friends Coloring Book will certainly ‘be there for you.’ Holy crap, this exists. Who needs a hot dose of nostalgia straight to…
The Night Dad Went to Prison – Children’s Book
No this book is not a joke, but yes we are kind of turning it into one. I suppose there is some merit…
Apple Watch Series 6
The latest Apple Watch is here with an all new blood oxygen sensor. In addition to the new sensor the always-on screen is…
Manly Axe Coffee Table
Nothing screams “I am Man” like a wicked sharp axe holding up a table with your cup of extra black coffee you’ve been…
How to Live with a Huge Penis Book
This is the ultimate coffee table book for any bachelor. Let any visitor to your home know the struggles of your well endowed…
Types Of Pizzas Poster
Feast your eyes on the Types of Pizzas Poster, the ultimate wall art for pizza fanatics looking to graduate to pizza connoisseur status!…
Black Contacts
These Black Sclera Contacts offer a mystique that can’t be achieved without them. Incredibly deep black color. Perfect for a costume party or…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
NASA Mars Rover Curiosity Hot Wheels
Live the Mars experience with this 1:64 scale curiosity Hot Wheels toy. The space lover in every child and man alike will love this NASA…
Shawty U Fine as Shit Tho Bear
Nothing tells your b***h “I love you” like a teddy bear telling her she’s “fine” as shit tho. Hand this stuffed bear to…
Concrete Case for iPhone 6
We’ve seen it all, bamboo, plastic, waterproof, clear iPhone cases but never a concrete iPhone case. Rock some urban style with this concrete case…
Swiveling Wall Charger
Nearly everyone has to charge with USB at this point. Upgrade any outlet with this swiveling wall charger that lets you charge 3…



