I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in the USA this Donald Trump toilet paper trumps all others!
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Toilet Paper Jigsaw Puzzle
Gosh, these sure are puzzling times! This 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle is as challenging as finding a pack of toilet paper was in…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark…
Bourbon Barrel Toothpicks
Clean out your teeth with a touch of whiskey, these bourbon barrel toothpicks are handmade from American White Oak Bourbon Barrels including the…
UFO Detector
Have an interest in detecting UFO’s? This UFO Detector is pretty much your only shot, even if it is a completely bogus product.…
Ferrari 12V Battery Car
Just because you don’t drive a nice car doesn’t mean your kids can’t. Hell, maybe they will even let you take it out…
Terrarium Candle
Enjoy a unique touch to your living room with this terrarium candle. With a tiny cactus or poppy inside your eyes and nose…
Skull Metal Claws
This is as close you will come to becoming Wolverine in the next 10 years. These fantastic 11 1/2 inch metal claws with deadly…
Hands-Free Umbrella
This isn’t your Mary Poppins style umbrella. Nope. This rain device is innovative, and hands-free. No gripping a silly handle and fighting fierce winds. No holding on…
Absolut Vodka iPhone 6 Case
Why not show just how much of a vodka connoisseur you are with an Absolut Vodka iPhone case? This case is guaranteed to…
Wyze Smart Plug
The Wyze Plug will allow you to control your home from anywhere. The Wyze smart plug connects to your home wifi allowing you…
Square Ice Cube Mold
Spice up your average cocktail party with massive square ice cubes. They are larger than average ice cubes so they are perfect for…
Star Wars AT-AT Tape Dispenser
Add this Star Wars AT-AT tape dispenser to your desk to show your victory over the Empire. Any geek at the workplace will appreciate…




