I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in the USA this Donald Trump toilet paper trumps all others!
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Toilet Paper Jigsaw Puzzle
Gosh, these sure are puzzling times! This 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle is as challenging as finding a pack of toilet paper was in…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Penguine Paper Clips
Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool…
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark…
Gamma Ray Blue Light Blocking Gaming Glasses
Gamers are winners and legends, but the best way to continue being a superhuman is to take care of your needs as a…
Knipex Cobra XS Pliers
Say hello to the tiny titan of the toolbox – the Knipex Cobra XS Pliers! This pint-sized powerhouse is a dream for tight…
Cabin Porn Book
Who doesn’t love beautiful cabins? This book full of cabin porn has amazing photographs of quiet outdoor places. Especially good for coffee tables…
Rainbow Pancake Kit
Whether it’s for a birthday or just a rainbow filled day this rainbow pancake kit will add fun to just about any day!…
Lawn Zombie Decoration
With Halloween right around the corner there is no better way to scare potential trick or treaters than with a zombie digging out…
Crying Unicorn Candle
Everyone wants to be a unicorn, except this unicorn. The daily pressures of unicorning have become too big a burden to bear, what…
Arlo Pro 3 Floodlight Camera
Add a bit of security to your home with the new Arlo Pro 3 floodlight camera. With a crisp 2k HDR video feed…
The Mini Useless Box
Turn it on, and a tiny finger pops out to turn itself off. That is literally all it does, and yet it is…
Squid Game Invitation Cards
Fans of the wildly popular series Squid Game will love handing out these Squid Game invite cards. Handmade in Texas these cards feature…
The Dipr – Oreo Cookie Dipper
There’s nothing worse than going knuckles dip in a cup of milk to get your Oreo cookie perfectly soaked. Well now there’s a…




