I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in the USA this Donald Trump toilet paper trumps all others!
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Toilet Paper Jigsaw Puzzle
Gosh, these sure are puzzling times! This 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle is as challenging as finding a pack of toilet paper was in…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark…
Cheating Golf Ball Dropper
Tired of losing balls (and your temper)? Meet your new secret weapon. This discreet golf ball dispenser clips easily to your ankle, hidden…
Sword House Key
Your home is your castle, and with these clever sword-shaped keys, you can protect it like a knight! And knights stab doorknobs with…
Gold Lego Bricks
The one piece missing from your Lego collection is 24 karat gold bricks. Compatible with all other Lego pieces this set of 8…
Electric Motor for Paper Airplanes
Convert any paper airplane into a long range flying machine with the tiny electric motor (made with carbon fiber!). This tiny motor will…
Smart Air Quality Monitor
The Awair Glow will track key factors of your air quality including CO2, humidity, temperature, and Chemicals. This is a fantastic addition to…
Darth Vader Toothpick Dispenser
Add a bit of the Dark Side to your next dinner party with this Darth Vader toothpick dispenser or gift it to a geek!…
Among Us Plushies
Bring the fun of Among Us to the real world with these cute Among Us plushies. Perfect for looking sus these plushies come…
Apple MagSafe Duo Charger
Bring the convenience of wireless charging to your Apple products with the MagSafe Duo Charger from Apple. This nifty charger includes a MagSafe…
Jumbo Wine Glass
Need to finish a bottle of wine without your friends noticing you have a problem? Well the jumbo wine glass holds an entire…
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…




