I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in the USA this Donald Trump toilet paper trumps all others!
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Toilet Paper Jigsaw Puzzle
Gosh, these sure are puzzling times! This 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle is as challenging as finding a pack of toilet paper was in…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Penguine Paper Clips
Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool…
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark…
Pineapple Express Stash Pillowcase
Anyone who loves Pineapple Express will know all about this massive stash. This realistic looking pillow case made to look like a giant…
Super Mario Super Star Tree Topper
Power up your holiday decor with this iconic Super Star tree topper. It does not just sit there looking pretty; it puts on…
Nomad Kevlar USB-C Cable
Finding a charging cable for your MacBook Air or MacBook Pro can be frustrating. Luckily all new MacBooks use USB C wires opening…
One Handed Drink Party Plate
A place to put your finger foods at a party finally has arrived with this drink party plate you can stuff your face…
Images You Should Not Masturbate To (Book)
A book with this title is hard not to masturbate to it. Images you should not masturbate to is a challenge for a…
Rubik’s Cube Coasters
Give your home that 80’s feel with these very retro Rubik’s Cube Coasters. This set of six plastic coasters will be a fantastic…
Double Shot Coffee/Espresso Mug
Mornings are hard, and without a healthy dose of caffeine, the world can be a hellish place, indeed. This Double Shot Coffee/Espresso mug…
Seinfeld Quote Coasters
Protect your coffee table with these hilarious Seinfeld Quote Coasters. Each set includes four coasters, each with a different quote from the show.…
Rubber Duck Floating Bar
Turn any body of water into an instant party with the rubber duck floating bar! This oversized, cheerful yellow duckie not only adds…
Personalized Your City Map
Celebrate your love for your city or welcome someone to their new urban adventure with a stunning, personalized city map! Printed on premium…




