I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in the USA this Donald Trump toilet paper trumps all others!
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Toilet Paper Jigsaw Puzzle
Gosh, these sure are puzzling times! This 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle is as challenging as finding a pack of toilet paper was in…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark…
Soup Nazi Print Wall Art
Add some 90s flair to your home with the Soup Nazi Print Wall Art. This modern print of the stern Soup Nazi comes…
Tiny Dirt Bike
Why not have your kid cruise around the neighborhood in style. Or heck whip this miniature dirt bike around in your living room.…
Among Us Plushies
Bring the fun of Among Us to the real world with these cute Among Us plushies. Perfect for looking sus these plushies come…
Color Changing LIFX Bulbs
Paint your house with color with these LIFX bulbs. Just screw them into any ordinary lightbulb port and you’ll be able to enjoy…
How To Get Fired On Your First Day Notebook
Start a new job off right by bringing this “How To Get Fired On Your First Day” notebook to the office. This book…
AirPods with Wireless Charging Case
Apple has updated their AirPods for 2019 with “Hey Siri” built in and better battery life. Best of all you can get a…
Among Us Birthday Card
Just because it’s your birthday doesn’t mean we aren’t watching you, buddy! If I don’t see you performing your tasks, I’ll convince everyone…
Katana Book Ends
Do you like your house looking Sharp? Do you also like to keep your brain sharp? These Katana Book Ends are a must…
New Mac Pro
Apple has announced their latest Mac Pro which offers up to 1.5TB of ram and 28 CPU cores. This beast of a computer…
Real Human Rib
Take your collection of animal skulls and bottled terrors to the next level with this real human rib. Not only is it actually…