I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in the USA this Donald Trump toilet paper trumps all others!
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Toilet Paper Jigsaw Puzzle
Gosh, these sure are puzzling times! This 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle is as challenging as finding a pack of toilet paper was in…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Penguine Paper Clips
Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool…
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark…
Miniature Streetlight Desk Lamp
Shrink down the city streets and light up your workspace with this miniature utility pole lamp. Standing 19 inches tall, it features hyper-realistic…
Diseases caused by Masturbation (Book)
Friends, it’s time to delve into a serious topic; Masturbation. We have all done it. There is no point in denying it, but…
Rechargeable 3D Moon Lamp
Keep a full moon in your room with this incredible rechargeable 3D moon lamp. It looks great from all angles with its unique…
Moment Lens for iPhone 6/6s
Everyone shoots photos on their iPhone now-a-days, why not step up your mobile photography game with a Moment Lens. From wide angle to…
Homer Bushes Meme Tufted Rug
Bring a bit of Springfield’s finest humor to your floor with the Homer Bushes Meme Tufted Rug! This isn’t just a rug; it’s…
Wall-Mounted Labyrinth Game Board
Meet the ultimate cure for boring walls. This handmade wood and metal labyrinth turns your wall into an interactive arcade. Part stylish rustic…
Star Wars Death Star Bean Bag Chair Cover
The man made spherical planet known as the Death Star is looking extra comfy and dilapidated today. This is for good reason, as…
Deadpool Leather Jacket
Deadpool has been a blockbuster hit, so why not rock his look with this Deadpool leather jacket. Grab one of these with a mask…
Gamer Hats: N64 & SNES Hats
If you know a retro gamer that loves SNES or N64 this collection of gamer hats will give a nod to gaming’s past.…
Solar System Bracelet
As we inch closer to visiting other planets, it’s comforting to be able to bring those worlds a little closer to us. With…




