I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in the USA this Donald Trump toilet paper trumps all others!
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Toilet Paper Jigsaw Puzzle
Gosh, these sure are puzzling times! This 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle is as challenging as finding a pack of toilet paper was in…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark…
Spider-Man Kite
NOT QUITE BATMAN. Zip through the air like a superhero with this Spider-Man Kite. Townsfolk and city dwells alike will peer out their…
Perfect Drink Bartender
Everyone appreciates a good bartender and everyone appreciates a good app. Combine these two forces and you have one hell of a great…
QuietOn Sleep – World’s Most Powerful Snoring Killer
Tired of your snoring spouse? QuietOn Sleep is designed to cancel out all snoring. This tiny gadget just fits in your ear to…
Jumbo Confetti Balloon
Who is having a party? This balloon will ensure your gathering is a ‘blast’. This Jumbo Confetti Balloon explodes into colorful wonder. Kind…
Cactus Candles
Spruce up your home with these beautiful little cactus candles. A fantastic way to add western vibes to any party or just your home…
The Butt Towel
Get the perfect ass you’ve always wanted with this Butt Towel. Impress the babes and bros at the beach with a perfectly shaped,…
Raspberry Pi 4
The internet’s favorite hackable computer is back. Now for $35 you get 3 times the performance of the previous Raspberry Pi. With the…
Centipede Wall Stickers
Make sure you brush up on your arcade skills before playing this game of centipede, or else you may have to call the…
Golden Toilet Mug
Bring a little bit of class to the break room with this golden toilet mug. Who can argue with someone drinking their coffee…
Gift Not Included Batteries
Most people are giving gifts that don’t have batteries included. Be a little different and give the gift of batteries with gift not…




