I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in the USA this Donald Trump toilet paper trumps all others!
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Toilet Paper Jigsaw Puzzle
Gosh, these sure are puzzling times! This 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle is as challenging as finding a pack of toilet paper was in…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Penguine Paper Clips
Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool…
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark…
Giant Gameboy Game Catridge
Super-size your nostalgia with these Giant Game Boy Cartridges! Perfect for gaming aficionados, these oversized replicas transform classic games like Pokémon, Tetris, and…
100 Deadly Skills Book
Look no further for the ultimate survival guide. 100 Deadly Skills is written by a retired Navy SEAL and covers everything from getting…
Pepperoni Pizza Bed Set
Ever crawled into bed hoping it was a large greasy pizza from your local pizza place? well now you can get close. These…
Territory Foods Gift Card
Looking after your diet is a lot of work, and while the fitness and health benefits of proper eating are undeniable, the time…
Laser Guided Scissors
Make the exact cut with these scissors with a laser sight. Perfect for any arts & craft project or even just wrapping gifts,…
Wall-e and Eve Coffee Mugs
Imagine sipping your coffee, tea, or other desired liquid from two of the cutest robots in recent history. This loving pair of adorable…
Funko Pop! Halo Figure – Master Chief
As if this adorable Master Chief figure weren’t cute enough by itself, an even tinier Cortana fits right in the palm of his…
Himalayan Salt Tequila Glasses
Take your tequila game to the next level with these Himalayan Salt Tequila Glasses. Made from hand-carved salt, these shot glasses add a…
How Not to Be Helpful: An Illustrated Guide for Thoughtless Adults
How Not to Be Helpful is the hilarious guidebook for the sane and confused. Do people around you make zero sense? Do you…
Massive Telephoto Zoom Lens
You don’t have to be an astronaut to photograph moon craters. And you don’t have to get close to a lion to capture…




