I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in the USA this Donald Trump toilet paper trumps all others!
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Toilet Paper Jigsaw Puzzle
Gosh, these sure are puzzling times! This 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle is as challenging as finding a pack of toilet paper was in…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark…
BarkBox: Monthly Dog Toys & Treats
Give your dog a treat every month with BarkBox! It is the ideal gift for anyone who loves their dog. Every BarkBox comes…
Sassy Desk Plates
Tell everyone who visits your desk you woke up like this or that you’re productive as f**k with these sassy desk plates. With…
Xbox One Controller Table
Every man cave needs an epic centerpiece and this Xbox One controller coffee table will be sure to make a splash in anyone’s…
Lego Adhesive Tape
Lego in the kitchen, Lego on your bike, Lego on other toys, Lego everywhere with this Lego adhesive tape. Just roll out as…
Rimable Skateboard
Made with Rimable plastic cruiser, this skateboard will spark excitement in your child. It is a very beautiful skateboard which stretches up to…
Sure Fuck Cologne
Because who doesn’t love a sure thing? Hit the town and cause women to race across the street into traffic just to get…
I Saw That Jesus Pin
Keep everyone fearful and obedient around you with this “I saw that” Jesus pin. This handmade enamel 1.5-inch pin features two back pins…
Personalized Pet Pokemon Cards
Gotta catch em all! Add your pet to the Pokemon roster with this personalized pet Pokemon card. Each homemade card includes special moves…
Cleatskins
Nothing is more annoying than tearing up a floor with your cleats on, now you can block your cleats with cleatskins. Just stretch…