I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in the USA this Donald Trump toilet paper trumps all others!
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Toilet Paper Jigsaw Puzzle
Gosh, these sure are puzzling times! This 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle is as challenging as finding a pack of toilet paper was in…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark…
Giant Inflatable Flamingo Pool Float
No longer the talk of the town with your giant inflatable donut pool float? Regain the praise of your community poolgoers with an…
Creepy Face Bank Saves your Coins
Scare your coins into staying when you shove your hard earned money into the face bank’s creepy face. When you wave your coins…
Logitech Wireless Gaming Mouse Charging Pad
The best thing about a wireless gaming mouse is that you never have to be hindered by cord drag, but that comes at…
Zelda Triforce Lamp
Be reminded of Zelda’s Triforce every night with this Triforce lamp. Link can save the day and you can too illuminating your bedroom.…
Skull And Spine Beer Bong
Take the halloween festivities to the next level with this hilariously spooky skull and spine beer bong. Just pour some natty light into…
Conference Call Bingo Mousepad
Transform tedious meetings into a game with the Conference Call Bingo Mousepad. This clever accessory adds a layer of entertainment to your workday,…
Flaming LED Light Bulb
Add this LED light bulb to any standard light bulb socket for an instant flame effect. Perfect for creating a rustic look in…
Razer Naga Pro Gaming Mouse
Every PC gamer knows how important their mouse is. Whether it’s an MMO, FPS, or MOBA the new Razer Naga Pro comes with…
Cactus Pen Holder
Show your love for cacti at the office with this cactus pen holder. With magnetic branches you can even hold paper clips on…
Food and Drink Smoker
Enhance the flavor of any food or drink and add some mystique to your next cocktail hour or dinner party. It makes for…




