I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in the USA this Donald Trump toilet paper trumps all others!
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Toilet Paper Jigsaw Puzzle
Gosh, these sure are puzzling times! This 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle is as challenging as finding a pack of toilet paper was in…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark…
Anker PowerPort Atom III Wall Charger
Give your iPad or iPad Pro all the juice it needs via USB-C or USB-A with the Anker PowerPort Atom PD 2 Charger.…
Razer Viper Mini
For high-performance gaming on the go, Razer has you more than covered. Weighing in at just 61 grams, this mouse glides effortlessly over…
Glow in the Dark Pebbles
Add some flare to your yard’s walkway with these glow in the dark pebbles. Great for lighting up a garden or adding visibility to…
Multi-Tool Belt Buckle
GO GO GADGET… Yes. You’ve always wanted to be incredibly equipped. Stuffed with gadgets, motors, extendable limbs, etc… The truth is, very few…
Super Nintendo USB Gamepad
Replicate the original SNES experience with this Super Nintendo USB gamepad. Perfect for playing emulated games on a PC or laptop.
Electric Leaf Mulcher
Have you been looking for a way to turn the ocean of leaves in your yard into something more than heaps of trash…
Clocky: Alarm Clock on Wheels
Hard to get out of bed? Well Clocky is here to save the day, NO more sleeping in with Clocky. After hitting snooze…
Stretch The Truth Trump
Who doesn’t remember the classic toy Stretch Armstrong, well now you can stretch the truth with Trump! The 45th president can stretch over…
Sh*t Show Supervisor Cap
Embrace the chaos of leadership with the Shit Show Supervisor cap, a hat that speaks volumes in just three words. Whether you’re a…
Infected Stress Ball
Relieve stress with the gross and fun disease infected stress ball. Ideal to wade off stress at the office of an incoming zombie…




