I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in the USA this Donald Trump toilet paper trumps all others!
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Toilet Paper Jigsaw Puzzle
Gosh, these sure are puzzling times! This 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle is as challenging as finding a pack of toilet paper was in…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark…
Poop Emoji Coffee Mug with Cookie Holder
Enjoy a morning coffee with this 10 ounce poop emoji coffee mug. Best of all it has a built in cookie holder for…
Prop Breakable Beer Bottles
If you’ve ever wanted to be in a bar fight but didn’t want to deal with pesky things like legal bills, concussions, and…
Heat Sensitive Rainbow Unicorn Mug
Start your morning off right with a mythical touch of a unicorn. This ceramic heat sensitive rainbow unicorn mug will flow with color…
There’s Coffee in that Nebula Shirt
This is the best thing Captain Janeway has ever said, and yes, she really said that. This shirt makes for a great conversation…
Antique Moon Map
Add a dramatic conversation piece to your living room with this antique moon map. Perfect for an astronomy lover who loves vintage designs.…
Wooden Rubber Band Guns
Shooting rubber bands at your friends is a staple of anyone’s childhood. Well now you can pass down the tradition to your kids…
Cufflinks with a Lockpick
If James Bond was ever caught in a bind he would be sporting the Uncuff links, which are cufflinks with a key to…
Throwable Paint Balls
Buying an entire paintball gun can be an expensive and cumbersome process. Lucky for us there are throwable paintballs to get your friends…
Shark Encounter Wall Projector
Enter the wild ocean and experience the great deep blue in your own bedroom! Lifelike and well detailed, this shark projection device will…
AncestryDNA: Genetic Ethnicity Test
The AncestryDNA: Genetic Ethnicity Test, branded as the number one selling consumer DNA test on the market this could be a great gift…




