I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in the USA this Donald Trump toilet paper trumps all others!
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Toilet Paper Jigsaw Puzzle
Gosh, these sure are puzzling times! This 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle is as challenging as finding a pack of toilet paper was in…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Penguine Paper Clips
Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool…
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark…
Burled River Coffee Table
Add a touch of modern to your living room with this burled river coffee table, great for those with expensive tastes. This stunning…
Bubble Candle
This bubble candle will be a stylish touch to just about any room. Each candle is made out of high-quality soy wax with…
Firework Lightbulb
Light up your night with these Firework Lightbulbs! These bulbs make it easy to create a stunning, sparkling display in your home. When…
Mr. Meeseeks Jar Set
If you already own all of the Rick and Morty Swag you’re sure not to own this Mr. Meeseeks Jar Set. Store everything in…
Fortnite Jenga
The classic Jenga game with a Fortnite twist. With artwork and characters from Fortnite you use holes in the blocks to have your…
Animal Crossing Leaf Earrings
These handmade sterling silver earrings, modeled after Animal Crossing’s distinctive leaf design, are recognizable to gamers while being tasteful enough to be admired…
Kids Digital Camera with Instant Print
Hand a kid their own camera and watch the world through their eyes, mostly blurry close-ups of the dog, and that is the…
You Suck At Parking Cards
Who hasn’t come across a terrible park job? Seriously does someone really need to take up 3 parking spots with their PT cruiser.…
Inflatable Jabba the Hutt
Nothing spreads holiday cheer like a giant inflatable Jabba the Hutt in your yard. Heck this Jabba will look great intimidating all of…
Cheeseburger Wrapping Paper
Wow people with a big stack of gifts looking like a cheeseburger with this cheeseburger wrapping paper. Speaking from experience us humans do enjoy anything…




