I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in the USA this Donald Trump toilet paper trumps all others!
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Toilet Paper Jigsaw Puzzle
Gosh, these sure are puzzling times! This 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle is as challenging as finding a pack of toilet paper was in…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark…
Crap Taxidermy Book
The weird side of taxidermy comes out in the crap taxidermy coffee table book. This weird gift is sure to give even the…
Foldable Dog Pool
Everyone knows their dog loves playing in water or might just need a bath. This foldable dog pool is perfect for playtime and…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Star Wars: The Mandalorian The Child Christmas Sweater
This festive Baby Yoda sweater is a far better Christmas tie-in than the Star Wars Holiday Special! With over-the-top patterns of snowflakes, alien…
Never Have I Ever Card Game
Everyone’s favorite part of the drinking game kings is now its very own card game! Replace the usual deck of playing cards with…
Stuffed Confetti Wrapping Paper
Give your gifts an explosive upgrade. This wrapping paper is pre-stuffed with confetti that bursts out for a surprise shower once it is…
Twinkling Stars Skirt
Bring the solar system to any party with over 250 tiny LEDs inside this skirt. This is sure to turn heads in just…
Graf Lantz Bierfilzl Merino Wool Felt Square Coaster
The Graf Lantz Bierfilzl Merino Wool Felt Square Coaster is the perfect addition to your beverage squad. With its vibrant colors and secret…
Coffee Infused Maple Syrup
Add a coffee kick to your pancakes with this coffee infused maple syrup. Handmade in Brooklyn this maple syrup infused with stumptown coffee is…
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Spice Blend
Cowabunga, dude! Crave that perfect pizza flavor on literally *everything*? Our officially licensed TMNT Pizza Spice is here to make all your meals…




