I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in the USA this Donald Trump toilet paper trumps all others!
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Toilet Paper Jigsaw Puzzle
Gosh, these sure are puzzling times! This 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle is as challenging as finding a pack of toilet paper was in…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark…
The Bierstick
Is the force of gravity no longer an efficient enough way to get the golden refreshment of the gods down your throat fast…
Wine Condoms
Recorking wine is always annoying, especially using all of those weird specialized gadgets. Use the century old method of condoms for your wine! These…
Razer Kiyo Pro Ultra
With AI-powered imaging and 4K resolution, the Razer Kiyo Pro Ultra will look and feel like you’re the star of your own film.…
Pikachu Slippers
Prove to yourself and your friends that you posses the capacity to control one of the greatest Pokemon in the history of existence.…
Celebrity Replaced Soldier Portraits
Add a touch of class to your walls with these elegant celebrity portraits on top of soldier’s bodies. With all of your favorite celebrities you’ll be sure to…
Gourmet Cookie Boxes
Dive into a delicious world of decadence with these gourmet cookie boxes. These aren’t your grandma’s cookies, they’re a whirlwind of irresistible flavors…
Windproof Foldable Camping Stove
Ever finding yourself wanting the ability to summon flames? “Man, I have these two beautiful steaks with me, but nothing to cook them.”…
Blue Yeti Nano Microphone
Having high quality audio at your computer can be extremely useful. Especially with the explosion of growth in podcasting and streaming. The Blue…
The Dipr – Oreo Cookie Dipper
There’s nothing worse than going knuckles dip in a cup of milk to get your Oreo cookie perfectly soaked. Well now there’s a…
The James Brand Palmer: EDC Utility Knife
The James Brand Palmer stands out with its anodized aluminum frame, sleek out-the-front design, and smooth pocket-friendly action. Tool-free blade changes and minimalist…