I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in the USA this Donald Trump toilet paper trumps all others!
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Toilet Paper Jigsaw Puzzle
Gosh, these sure are puzzling times! This 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle is as challenging as finding a pack of toilet paper was in…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Penguine Paper Clips
Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool…
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark…
Self Defense Baseball Cap With Hidden Knuckle Blade
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them…
Carbon Fiber Knives
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka**…
Dragon Balls
Enter the DBZ universe with this Dragon Ball Z Dragon Balls. Do you need a wish granted? These will be delivered by mail,…
Dog Fence Window
Let your pup see the world with this dog fence window! Your dog won’t be going nuts when people walk by since they’ll…
Bluelounge CableBox
Tired of looking at a rats nest of wires under your desk or entertainment system? The Bluelounge CableBox is an elegant solution the…
Finger Protecting Knife Cleaner
Clean cutlery easily with this nifty kitchen gadget that will help you clean your knives without worrying about touching the blade. This tool’s…
Dick Belt
Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail…
Money Maze Piggy Bank
Who says saving money can’t be fun? This puzzle box challenges you to complete a game before getting to the contents inside. Use…
Planet Lamps
Looking for a way to bring the universe into your home? Look no further than these planet lamps! These lamps are made by…
Die Hard Christmas Gift Set
Give the gift of everyone’s favorite Christmas movie with this Die Hard gift set. Included is a custom John McClane plush and unique…




