I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in the USA this Donald Trump toilet paper trumps all others!
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Toilet Paper Jigsaw Puzzle
Gosh, these sure are puzzling times! This 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle is as challenging as finding a pack of toilet paper was in…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Penguine Paper Clips
Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool…
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark…
Batman Mirror
Perfect for the Batcave this Batman Mirror will be sure to fit in any comic book fan’s home. With it’s 28 inch wingspan it’ll…
Puffy Shirt Sticker
Avast, ye landlubbers! Show off your love for the high seas and one of the most memorable Seinfeld episodes with the puffy shirt…
Handmade Pretzel Mugs
Add a touch of whimsy to your tableware collection with these Handmade Pretzel Mugs. Crafted with care, each ceramic mug showcases the delightful…
Sriracha Lip Balm
Ohh you so spicy…. Check out this Sriracha Lip Balm and burn yourself with the love of heat. Makes a great gift and…
Inflatable Crayon Bounce House
Out with the same old moon bounces and in with this unique crayon themed bounce house. Perfect in the yard for your kids in…
Test Tube Chandelier
Inspired by a combination of science and the high-art stylings of Marcel Duchamp, this chandelier would fit in amongst other fine art pieces,…
Beard Beer Koozie
What man wouldn’t love a beer manly wrapped around their can of PBR. Perfect for the summer picnics this beard beer koozie will…
Punch’d Energy Caffeine Gummies
For when you need a little pick me up in the middle of the day these Punch’d caffeinated gummies are the perfect treat.…
Full Body Sleeping Bag
Say I love to camp all the time with this wearable sleeping bag that covers your entire body. Staying warm while outside is…
Whiskey Stones
Engage in the fine art of whiskey drinking with these whiskey Stones. To keep it classy, for the true connoisseur, there is no…




