I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in the USA this Donald Trump toilet paper trumps all others!
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Toilet Paper Jigsaw Puzzle
Gosh, these sure are puzzling times! This 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle is as challenging as finding a pack of toilet paper was in…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark…
Zelda Playable Ocarina
The iconic instrument from Zelda is here in physical form! Play songs from the Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time with the included…
Pearl Boba Tea Plush Slippers
Nothing says ‘comfort’ quite like slipping your feet into a cup of bubble tea. Literally nothing. And when your slippers are this happy…
IQON: Ultimate Customizable Watch
IQON is the Ultimate Customizable Watch designed in Italy with premium components. Its unique formula gives you the opportunity of choosing among 31…
Push Up Training System
Build up your pecs and back muscles anywhere at home with push up training system. The wooden board has 14 color coded positions…
R2-D2 Beer Coozy
You’ve never been able to hold R2-D2 like this. He will be your friend, your companion, and most importantly he will keep your…
Bourbon Barrel Toothpicks
Clean out your teeth with a touch of whiskey, these bourbon barrel toothpicks are handmade from American White Oak Bourbon Barrels including the…
Personalized Voodoo Doll
Finally you can turn anyone into a mini voodoo doll. Treat them nice and give them a hug or grab a pack of…
Axe Bottle Opener
Pop open a beer with this cool bottle opener designed to look like an axe. Whether you drink soda or beers this axe…
Black Cat Tea Tray
Sick of dripping tea bags? This handy little black cat tea tray will add a cute touch to any tea time. If you’re…
Nomad Rustic Brown Leather Mouse Pad
Elevate your workspace aesthetics and functionality with the Nomad Rustic Brown Leather Mouse Pad. Crafted from premium, vegetable-tanned leather sourced from one of…




