I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in the USA this Donald Trump toilet paper trumps all others!
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Toilet Paper Jigsaw Puzzle
Gosh, these sure are puzzling times! This 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle is as challenging as finding a pack of toilet paper was in…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark…
I Turned Myself Into a Mug Morty
MORTY! I turned myself into a mug! Woooo! Everyone knows Rick is always turning himself into crazy things so why not a mug.…
A Daily Dose of Zero F*cks Calendar
Who wouldn’t want to start their day with zero f*cks. Full of sarcastic remarks daily this Zero F*cks Calendar is the perfect gift…
Wesn Microblade
The Wesn Microblade packs a punch despite its small size. Don’t let its tiny house-key size fool you – it’s made from high…
CRKT Snap Lock Folding Knife
Any knife enthusiast will appreciate adding the CRKT snap lock folding knife to their daily carry collection. This knife features a sharp blade…
Homer In The Bushes Meme Ornament
Deck the halls with chuckles and grins, this Homer Simpson ornament is a holiday win! Straight from Springfield to your festive fir, Homer…
Bacon Strip Bandages
Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell…
Heart Shaped Straws
There is nothing worse than planning a romantic evening and your stars don’t match your feelings for each other. Well these heart shaped…
Dog Couch
You enjoy lounging on a lazy Sunday watching football from your couch, right? What makes you think your dog doesn’t want the same…
You Had One Job 2020 Day-to-Day Calendar
You had one job! This day to day calendar will have you in stitches with a hilarious photo everyday. Everyone has had a…
Ullo Wine Purifier with Hand Blown Decanter
Remove sulfites and sediment from your bottled wine by aerating wine in the Ullo wine purifier.. The Ullo wine purifier is designed to…




