I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in the USA this Donald Trump toilet paper trumps all others!
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Toilet Paper Jigsaw Puzzle
Gosh, these sure are puzzling times! This 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle is as challenging as finding a pack of toilet paper was in…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark…
Beauty and the Best Pillow Cases
These delightfully soft pillow cases will represent the two halves of your relationship. With a satin finish they will be sure to help…
Personalized Fridge Magnets
Transform your cherished memories into works of art with these personalized fridge magnets. Whether commemorating love, life, or laughter, these custom photo magnets…
Light Up Hoodies
Light up the night with this LED light up hoodie. You’ll look like you’re from the future with its unique glowing rim. The…
NPR TikTok T-Shirt
Flaunt your flair for both viral hits and smart reporting with our NPR TikTok T-Shirt, featuring the catchy text “Yeah I listen to…
“Tea, Earl Grey, Hot” Mug
Enjoy Captain Picard’s drink of choice in this detailed mug! With a design based on Starfleet computers’ LCARS interface, this novelty mug holds…
Scientific Explorer Disgusting Science Kit
Ewwww… You hear this a lot from 8-year-olds when they are disgusted or irritated. Prepare to hear it again and again from your…
Light Up Batman Sign
Let the classic bat signal live on forever by hanging this light up Batman sign on your wall. Every comic book geek will love…
Girl Scout Cookie Cereal
I mean, should something like this even be legal? As if those little devil’s in green skirts didn’t rip apart my wallet and…
Super Nintendo USB Gamepad
Replicate the original SNES experience with this Super Nintendo USB gamepad. Perfect for playing emulated games on a PC or laptop.
Inflatable Penguin Snow Globe for the Yard
Every Christmas it’s the same ole crap on your lawn…Santa’s fat a$$. Reindeer. Cherubs. A snowman… But not THIS Christmas! Why? Because it’s…




