I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in the USA this Donald Trump toilet paper trumps all others!
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Toilet Paper Jigsaw Puzzle
Gosh, these sure are puzzling times! This 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle is as challenging as finding a pack of toilet paper was in…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Penguine Paper Clips
Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool…
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark…
Melting Clock
Any art fan will recognize this melting clock from Salvador Dali painting “The Persistence of Memory”. Fantastic to add an artsy touch to the…
Fuzzy Gnome Planters
Say hello to your new fuzzy friends, the Gnome Planters! Standing at a cute 5-6 inches, these little guys come in stylish shades…
Lego Figure Soap Bar
Are your kids lazy when it comes to washing their hands or body? Don’t worry, you are clearly not alone this Lego fight soap…
Amazon Prime Membership
Amazon Prime is so useful that you might as well be giving someone an entire year of their life back. For many people…
Whisky-Scented Bath Bombs
Indulge in the intoxicating allure of a whisky-infused escape without the buzz using these Whisky-Scented Bath Bombs! Elevate your relaxation game as you…
Three Player Chess
2 player chess is for the weak minded, now you can add a 3rd layer of complexity to your chess games with a…
Among Us Impostor Desk Lamp
Fans of Amung Us will love lighting up their room with this unique Among Us crewmate desk lamp. A great addition to any…
TGX Tactical BBQ Fork
Never incorrectly stab your meat again with this tactical bbq fork. Designed to ensure precision poking, flipping, prodding, and gripping. Your dogs have…
Money to Burn Fire Starter
Start a fire and a laugh with these money to burn fire starters. Instead of a boring starter log or newspaper use these…
Cat DJ Turntable
Introduce your cat to one of the most popular music genres of the decade: EDM. What better way to get your cat integrated…




