I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in the USA this Donald Trump toilet paper trumps all others!
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Toilet Paper Jigsaw Puzzle
Gosh, these sure are puzzling times! This 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle is as challenging as finding a pack of toilet paper was in…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Penguine Paper Clips
Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool…
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark…
Window Hammock for Cats
Hammocks aren’t just for people. They’re for cat-people ;) Well, more specifically —cat-people’s cats :) I mean, why should humans be the only species…
Amazon Halo Wellness Band
Stay active with Amazon’s latest gadget the Halo Wellness Band! The Halo monitors your activity, sleep, and even your heart rate. Of course…
Personalized Wax Seal
Start sending formal letters in style with this personalized wax seal. Whether it’s for a wedding invitation or just a letter to a…
USB Squirming Tentacle
If you’ve ever wanted a tentacle squirming out of your USB port well this is the perfect accessory for you. Granted the tentacle…
Impostor Crew Neck Sweatshirt
Everyone will know you’re sus while rocking this imposter crew neck sweatshirt. Best of all it’ll keep you warm in the cold of…
Fidgety Controller
Long car trips, airplane rides, and waiting rooms will do it every time! When people are forced to sit still for lengths of…
Rechargeable 3D Moon Lamp
Keep a full moon in your room with this incredible rechargeable 3D moon lamp. It looks great from all angles with its unique…
‘If You Can Read This…’ Socks
Give the lady in your life a gift she really wants, a foot rub! These cozy socks that read ‘if you can read this,…
Book Clock
Fill your bookshelf with this beautiful clock that someone could easily confuse with your books. An extraordinary gift for any book worm. With 3 fake books includes…
Personalized Game Character Art
Life is the ultimate role-playing game, so let’s take a look at your stats! These high quality framed pixel-art pictures let you show…




