I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in the USA this Donald Trump toilet paper trumps all others!
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Toilet Paper Jigsaw Puzzle
Gosh, these sure are puzzling times! This 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle is as challenging as finding a pack of toilet paper was in…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark…
Skull And Spine Beer Bong
Take the halloween festivities to the next level with this hilariously spooky skull and spine beer bong. Just pour some natty light into…
Bacon Bowl
Why eat out of a bowl you have to clean afterwards? Be resourceful and economic by eating the bowl your food is served…
Foldable Picnic Table
You want more time with your family so you decided to make a family picnic but you are sick of them being ruined…
Shark Encounter Wall Projector
Enter the wild ocean and experience the great deep blue in your own bedroom! Lifelike and well detailed, this shark projection device will…
Steelseries Apex Pro Gaming Keyboard
Let’s face it, a normal keyboard might as well just be a typewriter, which is why the Apex Pro is so much more.…
Rick and Morty Coloring Book
This Rick and Morty themed coloring book has all of your favorite scenes including Krombopulos Michael, meeseeks, plumbuses and more! This adult coloring book…
Remote Control Centipede
Sneak up and frighten your friends with this remote control centipede. At over 15 inches long this centipede is a force to be reckoned with. It’s…
Llama Dusting Mitt
Add a bit of llama fun to cleaning with this llama dusting mitt. The furry exterior of this mitt will collect dirt and…
DJI Spark – Tiny Portable Drone
DJI’s latest drone is its tiniest! At less than a pound and smaller than 6 inches wide the DJI spark is ready to…
Frog Slippers
Hop to it with these frog sandals! Great as pool slippers or just lounging around the house.




