I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in the USA this Donald Trump toilet paper trumps all others!
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Toilet Paper Jigsaw Puzzle
Gosh, these sure are puzzling times! This 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle is as challenging as finding a pack of toilet paper was in…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark…
The Essential Cocktail Book
Never know what to drink? take your cocktail game to the next level with the Essential Cocktail Book full of 150 recipes. Break…
Beard Christmas Ornaments
Deck the halls and your beard with these tiny ornaments designed to decorate your beard. Nothing will be more festive or manly this…
Chemically Illuminated Keychain
This fantastic device is technically a: Titanium Alloy Tritium Gas Fluorescence Key Chain Auto luminescence Rescue Emergency Light. This title seems excessive, much like the…
Surf Porn Book
Ride the wave of awe with Surf Porn, the book that’s less about naughty and all about gnarly! This isn’t just a collection…
Inflatable Octopus Tentacles
Make a bold statement with Inflatable Octopus Tentacles! Measuring up to 6 feet long and featuring built-in LED lights, these glowing tentacles create…
Boosted Board – Electric Skateboard
Who doesn’t love to get around town quickly. Boosted boards can reach up to 22 mph and travel 7 miles, so you’ll be…
Authentic Personalized Ammo Box
Looking for the perfect gift for your favorite veteran? Look no further than these personalized ammo boxes! These army-green containers, made of stainless…
Colorful Rainbow Cloud Bath Bombs
Add a splash of color to any bath with these beautiful rainbow cloud bath bombs. The cloud shape will release a vivid rainbow…
Multi Lines Extension Cord
There’s nothing worse than a lack of outlets in your home, or even outside for Christmas decorations. The multiple line extension cord is…
The Instant Pot Duo Plus
If your parents love to cook they’ll love the Instant Pot Duo Plus. The Instant Pot lets you cook tons of things with…