Who doesn’t want to have tentacles like an octopus. Well now you can get the next best thing with these finger tentacles. Scare a friend in the middle of the night, or heck even at beach! Buy two packs of 5 and you’ll be able to cover all 10 of your fingers for the ultimate octopus experience.
Cursed Monkey Paw
Who needs a genie in a bottle when you can have a cursed monkey paw? This eerie paw is handcrafted to perfection and…
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Giant Cockroach Pillow
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…
Waffle Shaped Soap
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Go F**k Yourself Card
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
Giant Inflatable Unicorn
It’s a horse, no it’s a zebra, no it’s your own 7 foot Giant Inflatable Unicorn. You’ll be the talk of the town…
Otamatone: The Strange Instrument with a Face
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
The Pussy Magnet
Every office needs a pussy magnet (yours might even have one!). This little kitty is perfect for holding all of your paper clips…
Macbook Selfie Stick
Let’s face it sometimes we just want to use our Macbook for a selfie. Luckily this problem has been solved with the Macbook…
Cheeseburger Bed Sheets
Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed…
Window Mounted Cat Bed
Who doesn’t want to sit in bed all day and watch the birds outside; your cat is no different than us! Let your…
Penis Tuxedo
The names Schlong, James Schlong. Enter into the world of class and luxury as you whip out your ‘long, dark, and handsome’ for…
Handitaur Centaur Finger Puppet
We all want mythical creatures with us at all times, well with this Centaur Finger Puppet you can whip out this godly creature anywhere.…
True Mirror
Ever wish you could look into the mirror and see how others see you? well with the True Mirror that reality is here.…
HyperX Cloud Stinger Gaming Headset
One of the sturdiest gaming headsets available, the HyperX Cloud Stinger brings durable design and luxury to your play sessions, no matter what…
Flying Butterfly Prank Card
Add a shocking butterfly surprise to anyone’s big day. This DIY flying butterfly prank kit allows you to add a rubber band loaded butterfly…
Dinosaur Lunch Box
Whether you carry a carnivorous sandwich or just a PB&J they will fit snug in this dinosaur lunch box mouth. Durable and realistic…
Boo, You Whore Candle
Bring a bit of holiday cheer to Halloween with this hilarious “Boo You Whore” scented candle. Best of all this candle comes in…
Cat Hamster Wheel
The Cat Wheel Company’s ”Black Toy-Go-Round Cat Exercise Wheel” is the perfect outlet for high-energy cats! Fashioned after the smaller wheels commonly found…
Cash Money Gun
Do you find the act of ‘making it rain’ pleasurable? Have you ever wondered; “Wow, how can I make it rain more”??? The…
Yelling At Cat Meme Couples Sweater
A good couples outfit is always a hit, and they don’t come much funnier than this! Based on the rampant screaming-at-a-cat meme, it…
Star Wars Face Masks
Now safety and style meet with these cool face masks printed with iconic Star Wars characters! Turns out that the reason that galaxy…
PlayStation Icons Light
PlayStation gamers unite! Enjoy the classic triangle, circle, X and square of the PlayStation controller with this unique PS icons lamp. An ideal…
Heart Shaped Hard Boiled Egg Mold
Show someone you love them in the morning and care about their nutrition with this Heart Shaped mold for your hard boiled eggs.…



