Who doesn’t want to have tentacles like an octopus. Well now you can get the next best thing with these finger tentacles. Scare a friend in the middle of the night, or heck even at beach! Buy two packs of 5 and you’ll be able to cover all 10 of your fingers for the ultimate octopus experience.
Who needs a genie in a bottle when you can have a cursed monkey paw? This eerie paw is handcrafted to perfection and…
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
It’s a horse, no it’s a zebra, no it’s your own 7 foot Giant Inflatable Unicorn. You’ll be the talk of the town…
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
Every office needs a pussy magnet (yours might even have one!). This little kitty is perfect for holding all of your paper clips…
Let’s face it sometimes we just want to use our Macbook for a selfie. Luckily this problem has been solved with the Macbook…
Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed…
Who doesn’t want to sit in bed all day and watch the birds outside; your cat is no different than us! Let your…
The names Schlong, James Schlong. Enter into the world of class and luxury as you whip out your ‘long, dark, and handsome’ for…
We all want mythical creatures with us at all times, well with this Centaur Finger Puppet you can whip out this godly creature anywhere.…
Ever wish you could look into the mirror and see how others see you? well with the True Mirror that reality is here.…
Add some 90s flair to your home with the Soup Nazi Print Wall Art. This modern print of the stern Soup Nazi comes…
Sometimes our home away from home is where drugs are located. Hopefully you live in a state where this sort of thing is…
Start your New Year’s Eve Party off right when you serve your friends their favorite drinks in these Peppermint Flavored Candy Cane Edible…
Are you down with OPP? Well you know me! With this Tug Life Tattoo temporarily on your body you’ll be able to get…
Arlo has released their latest pro security camera with 2k video recording and HDR video. This will give you unparalleled image quality for…
If you need a little boost to your day, this is the positivity guide for you. Get tips and tricks to help improve…
Add this Star Wars AT-AT tape dispenser to your desk to show your victory over the Empire. Any geek at the workplace will appreciate…
The only thirst that rivals the thirst for victory is thirst itself! With these personalized gamer water bottles, you can hydrate like a…
Keep your shades collection sleek and orderly with this wall-mounted sunglass organizer. This space-saving solution offers various size options and comes in four…
Make sure you brush up on your arcade skills before playing this game of centipede, or else you may have to call the…
