Who doesn’t want to have tentacles like an octopus. Well now you can get the next best thing with these finger tentacles. Scare a friend in the middle of the night, or heck even at beach! Buy two packs of 5 and you’ll be able to cover all 10 of your fingers for the ultimate octopus experience.
Who needs a genie in a bottle when you can have a cursed monkey paw? This eerie paw is handcrafted to perfection and…
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
It’s a horse, no it’s a zebra, no it’s your own 7 foot Giant Inflatable Unicorn. You’ll be the talk of the town…
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
Every office needs a pussy magnet (yours might even have one!). This little kitty is perfect for holding all of your paper clips…
Let’s face it sometimes we just want to use our Macbook for a selfie. Luckily this problem has been solved with the Macbook…
Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed…
Who doesn’t want to sit in bed all day and watch the birds outside; your cat is no different than us! Let your…
The names Schlong, James Schlong. Enter into the world of class and luxury as you whip out your ‘long, dark, and handsome’ for…
We all want mythical creatures with us at all times, well with this Centaur Finger Puppet you can whip out this godly creature anywhere.…
Ever wish you could look into the mirror and see how others see you? well with the True Mirror that reality is here.…
Show your love for the #1 paper company on the planet with this Dunder Mifflin sweatshirt. Perfect for lounging around the house or…
Immerse yourself in a universe where the digital and physical collide with the new Reality Pro from Apple. This game-changing mixed-reality headset will…
Combat those pesky water rings with a dash of adorable charm using these Absorbent Felt Cat Coasters! Handmade and available in four delightful…
Use the power of the force to flip those juicy burgers and chicken. Be the master of your domain with these Star Wars…
Quack up your typing game with Duckeys, the adorable keycap charms for your keyboard! Swap out that plain old keycap for a Duckey…
TAKE IN A BIG WHIFF. Smells like freedom, or like depression, destitution, and loneliness; of course this all depends on your perspective. Embrace…
Gamers unite! Show off your love for the green machine with this cozy and stylish Xbox t-shirt. Made from the finest black cotton,…
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
The AncestryDNA: Genetic Ethnicity Test, branded as the number one selling consumer DNA test on the market this could be a great gift…
This deck of playing cards might just be the coolest way to light up on poker night. This unique lighter features deck of…
