Who doesn’t want to have tentacles like an octopus. Well now you can get the next best thing with these finger tentacles. Scare a friend in the middle of the night, or heck even at beach! Buy two packs of 5 and you’ll be able to cover all 10 of your fingers for the ultimate octopus experience.
Cursed Monkey Paw
Who needs a genie in a bottle when you can have a cursed monkey paw? This eerie paw is handcrafted to perfection and…
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Giant Cockroach Pillow
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…
Waffle Shaped Soap
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Go F**k Yourself Card
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
Giant Inflatable Unicorn
It’s a horse, no it’s a zebra, no it’s your own 7 foot Giant Inflatable Unicorn. You’ll be the talk of the town…
Otamatone: The Strange Instrument with a Face
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
The Pussy Magnet
Every office needs a pussy magnet (yours might even have one!). This little kitty is perfect for holding all of your paper clips…
Macbook Selfie Stick
Let’s face it sometimes we just want to use our Macbook for a selfie. Luckily this problem has been solved with the Macbook…
Cheeseburger Bed Sheets
Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed…
Window Mounted Cat Bed
Who doesn’t want to sit in bed all day and watch the birds outside; your cat is no different than us! Let your…
Penis Tuxedo
The names Schlong, James Schlong. Enter into the world of class and luxury as you whip out your ‘long, dark, and handsome’ for…
Handitaur Centaur Finger Puppet
We all want mythical creatures with us at all times, well with this Centaur Finger Puppet you can whip out this godly creature anywhere.…
True Mirror
Ever wish you could look into the mirror and see how others see you? well with the True Mirror that reality is here.…
Amazon Echo Spot
Everyone is in love Alexa in Amazon’s Echo, the latest Echo Spot offers all the features you love about Alexa plus a screen.…
I’ll Try Being Nicer Name Plate
Let your desk do the talking with this cheeky “I’ll try being nicer” name plate. Perfect for those days when you need a…
100 Bucket List Games Scratch-Off Poster
Every gamer should be familiar with the classics. Mario, Tetris, Sonic, Far Cry, all of the classics are here in this 100 video…
Inflatable Buckin’ Bull Pool Float
Saddle up for a wild ride with the Inflatable Buckin’ Bull Pool Float! Show off your rodeo prowess while staying cool in the…
Battleship USB Hub
A fan of Battleship, a fan of more USB ports? well add 5 more USB ports to your computer with this Battleship USB…
Batman Candy Bowl Holder
Whether for Halloween or year round this Batman candy bowl holder is a fun way to give out treats with Batman flair.
Seinfeld Quote Coasters
Protect your coffee table with these hilarious Seinfeld Quote Coasters. Each set includes four coasters, each with a different quote from the show.…
Meme Magnets
Slap a photo on the fridge and make some meme magic happen with these meme fridge magnets. You’ll finally be able to have…
Girl Scout Cookie Cereal
I mean, should something like this even be legal? As if those little devil’s in green skirts didn’t rip apart my wallet and…
Undetectable Mouse Jiggler
Is your home office being ruined by over bearing managers monitoring your every move? Well look no further than this undetectable mouse jiggler…