Who doesn’t want to have tentacles like an octopus. Well now you can get the next best thing with these finger tentacles. Scare a friend in the middle of the night, or heck even at beach! Buy two packs of 5 and you’ll be able to cover all 10 of your fingers for the ultimate octopus experience.
Who needs a genie in a bottle when you can have a cursed monkey paw? This eerie paw is handcrafted to perfection and…
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
It’s a horse, no it’s a zebra, no it’s your own 7 foot Giant Inflatable Unicorn. You’ll be the talk of the town…
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
Every office needs a pussy magnet (yours might even have one!). This little kitty is perfect for holding all of your paper clips…
Let’s face it sometimes we just want to use our Macbook for a selfie. Luckily this problem has been solved with the Macbook…
Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed…
Who doesn’t want to sit in bed all day and watch the birds outside; your cat is no different than us! Let your…
The names Schlong, James Schlong. Enter into the world of class and luxury as you whip out your ‘long, dark, and handsome’ for…
We all want mythical creatures with us at all times, well with this Centaur Finger Puppet you can whip out this godly creature anywhere.…
Ever wish you could look into the mirror and see how others see you? well with the True Mirror that reality is here.…
Add some bass to your sound system with the Amazon Echo Sub. Perfect if you’re already enjoying music on an Amazon Alexa device. If…
Ignite your life with the Vintage Trench Lighter – a fusion of creativity and durability. Crafted from high-quality brass, it boasts a unique…
Lugging around a bike helmet can be a pain especially when you’re biking around the city. The fend bicycle helmet is here to…
If you’ve ever been to NYC you’ve likely heard of Momofuko. With restaurants all over the world at this point Momofuko’s unique flavors…
Rock the geek look all the time in your 8-bit world with these 8-bit sunglasses. Mario himself would have to deal with it…
Don’t get bored just yet, here is another Lego kit for you to explore. It’s got nothing to do with our preference, kids…
Load up some salt from the dinner table and start gunning down flies with the bug-a-salt. Be sure to pick up a bag…
Slightly more expensive than a master ball, but guaranteed to work on even your final and most important catch. This custom poké-ball inspired…
The Beddit 3 sleep tracker is a simple and effective way to track your sleep. The Beddit just slips under your sheet so…
Bring your succulents and cacti home in a cute cat planter. These planets are 3D printed planters stand 3.7 inches high and contain…
