Who doesn’t want to have tentacles like an octopus. Well now you can get the next best thing with these finger tentacles. Scare a friend in the middle of the night, or heck even at beach! Buy two packs of 5 and you’ll be able to cover all 10 of your fingers for the ultimate octopus experience.
Cursed Monkey Paw
Who needs a genie in a bottle when you can have a cursed monkey paw? This eerie paw is handcrafted to perfection and…
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Giant Cockroach Pillow
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…
Waffle Shaped Soap
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Go F**k Yourself Card
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
Giant Inflatable Unicorn
It’s a horse, no it’s a zebra, no it’s your own 7 foot Giant Inflatable Unicorn. You’ll be the talk of the town…
Otamatone: The Strange Instrument with a Face
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
The Pussy Magnet
Every office needs a pussy magnet (yours might even have one!). This little kitty is perfect for holding all of your paper clips…
Macbook Selfie Stick
Let’s face it sometimes we just want to use our Macbook for a selfie. Luckily this problem has been solved with the Macbook…
Cheeseburger Bed Sheets
Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed…
Window Mounted Cat Bed
Who doesn’t want to sit in bed all day and watch the birds outside; your cat is no different than us! Let your…
Penis Tuxedo
The names Schlong, James Schlong. Enter into the world of class and luxury as you whip out your ‘long, dark, and handsome’ for…
Handitaur Centaur Finger Puppet
We all want mythical creatures with us at all times, well with this Centaur Finger Puppet you can whip out this godly creature anywhere.…
True Mirror
Ever wish you could look into the mirror and see how others see you? well with the True Mirror that reality is here.…
Hook and Ring Game Wall-Mounted Bottle Opener
If your house is the life of the party in the summer this wall-mounted hook and ring game with bottle opener will be…
Postponed Event Invitation Label
Let’s face it 2020 hasn’t gone the way anyone has expected it to. With cancelled events and things being moved around this hilarious…
Luminoodle TV Backlight
Protect yourself from eye fatigue by adding these USB-powered LED backlights to your TV setup! Applying these to the back of your TV…
Emergency Batarangs
Super-criminals have taken over your neighborhood, and you forgot your utility belt! Fortunately, these stainless steel Batarangs have got your back! They come…
Cat Hammock
If you didn’t think your cat’s life was easy enough, well now you can make it even easier with the space saving cat…
Solar System Crystal Ball
Hold the entire solar system in your hand with this solar system crystal ball. Great for a student, astronomer, or anyone who just loves…
Star Wars R2-D2 Coffee Press
Beep-Boop time for my morning buzz! This adorable R2-D2 coffee press is what you’ve been missing in your morning routine. It is one…
Govee Lyra RGBICWW Corner Floor Lamp
Light up your living room with the Govee Lyra RGBICWW Floor Lamp! This smart floor lamp boasts a slim outline and mesmerizing color…
Rosé Pool Float
What’s better than a little poolside wine time? Floating IN the pool ON a wine bottle whilst you buoyantly sip your favorite vino.…
Puking Kitty Gravy Boat
Sick of boring, traditional gravy boats? Switch things up with the puking cat gravy boat! Your guests won’t know whether to be disgusted…



