Who doesn’t want to have tentacles like an octopus. Well now you can get the next best thing with these finger tentacles. Scare a friend in the middle of the night, or heck even at beach! Buy two packs of 5 and you’ll be able to cover all 10 of your fingers for the ultimate octopus experience.
Who needs a genie in a bottle when you can have a cursed monkey paw? This eerie paw is handcrafted to perfection and…
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
It’s a horse, no it’s a zebra, no it’s your own 7 foot Giant Inflatable Unicorn. You’ll be the talk of the town…
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
Every office needs a pussy magnet (yours might even have one!). This little kitty is perfect for holding all of your paper clips…
Let’s face it sometimes we just want to use our Macbook for a selfie. Luckily this problem has been solved with the Macbook…
Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed…
Who doesn’t want to sit in bed all day and watch the birds outside; your cat is no different than us! Let your…
The names Schlong, James Schlong. Enter into the world of class and luxury as you whip out your ‘long, dark, and handsome’ for…
We all want mythical creatures with us at all times, well with this Centaur Finger Puppet you can whip out this godly creature anywhere.…
Ever wish you could look into the mirror and see how others see you? well with the True Mirror that reality is here.…
Combine the never-ending fun of slap bracelets with the usefulness of sunglasses, then sprinkle in a little extra portability and voilà! You have…
This recreation of the Voyager 1’s probe’s legendary golden disc is more than just a record. It’s a testament to the achievements, imagination,…
With Halloween right around the corner there is no better way to scare potential trick or treaters than with a zombie digging out…
Every PC gamer knows how important their mouse is. Whether it’s an MMO, FPS, or MOBA the new Razer Naga Pro comes with…
Unleash your cat’s inner roar with the Lion Cat Carrier – the purr-fect fusion of feline fun and functionality! This canvas tote features…
Take your handheld Nintendo on the go with you! Ok, so it isn’t actually a GameBoy, but as far as I know a…
Add a touch of humor to your car’s interior with these playful car button stickers. Give life to unused buttons with options like…
The internet’s favorite hackable computer is back. Now for $35 you get 3 times the performance of the previous Raspberry Pi. With the…
Have a picky eater at home? Looking for a way to change things up and get your kid to try some new foods?…
Fans of National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation will get a hoot out of this appropriately inappropriate ugly sweater! Perfect for enjoying the silent majesty…
