Who doesn’t want to have tentacles like an octopus. Well now you can get the next best thing with these finger tentacles. Scare a friend in the middle of the night, or heck even at beach! Buy two packs of 5 and you’ll be able to cover all 10 of your fingers for the ultimate octopus experience.
Who needs a genie in a bottle when you can have a cursed monkey paw? This eerie paw is handcrafted to perfection and…
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
It’s a horse, no it’s a zebra, no it’s your own 7 foot Giant Inflatable Unicorn. You’ll be the talk of the town…
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
Every office needs a pussy magnet (yours might even have one!). This little kitty is perfect for holding all of your paper clips…
Let’s face it sometimes we just want to use our Macbook for a selfie. Luckily this problem has been solved with the Macbook…
Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed…
Who doesn’t want to sit in bed all day and watch the birds outside; your cat is no different than us! Let your…
The names Schlong, James Schlong. Enter into the world of class and luxury as you whip out your ‘long, dark, and handsome’ for…
We all want mythical creatures with us at all times, well with this Centaur Finger Puppet you can whip out this godly creature anywhere.…
Ever wish you could look into the mirror and see how others see you? well with the True Mirror that reality is here.…
Bring a bit of science to the beach with this anatomically correct swimsuit. Perfect for the nerd out there who wants to show…
Chill your baby out with this beer bottle themed baby bottle (yes this is for milk only!). A great wait to get a…
If you’re breaking a sweat at the office this tiny USB powered fan will provide you with a breeze from your computer. It…
We all know the best thing about Lucky Charms are the crunchy marshmallows. Well now you can finally have a bowl of just the marshmallows,…
In the age of social media tweets are often so quickly forgotten about. Well now you can relive any of your favorite tweets…
If you want to dive into gaming the Xbox One S All-Digital Edition is a great choice. Especially if you don’t already have…
DJI has brought one of the most affordable drones to the market with their DJI Mini series and they have one-upped themselves with…
Sometimes our home away from home is where drugs are located. Hopefully you live in a state where this sort of thing is…
Why not have your kid cruise around the neighborhood in style. Or heck whip this miniature dirt bike around in your living room.…
You’re going to need to celebrate your hometown football game win somehow, why not skip the expensive stadium booze and bring your own…
