Who doesn’t want to have tentacles like an octopus. Well now you can get the next best thing with these finger tentacles. Scare a friend in the middle of the night, or heck even at beach! Buy two packs of 5 and you’ll be able to cover all 10 of your fingers for the ultimate octopus experience.
Cursed Monkey Paw
Who needs a genie in a bottle when you can have a cursed monkey paw? This eerie paw is handcrafted to perfection and…
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Giant Cockroach Pillow
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…
Waffle Shaped Soap
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Go F**k Yourself Card
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
Giant Inflatable Unicorn
It’s a horse, no it’s a zebra, no it’s your own 7 foot Giant Inflatable Unicorn. You’ll be the talk of the town…
Otamatone: The Strange Instrument with a Face
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
The Pussy Magnet
Every office needs a pussy magnet (yours might even have one!). This little kitty is perfect for holding all of your paper clips…
Macbook Selfie Stick
Let’s face it sometimes we just want to use our Macbook for a selfie. Luckily this problem has been solved with the Macbook…
Cheeseburger Bed Sheets
Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed…
Window Mounted Cat Bed
Who doesn’t want to sit in bed all day and watch the birds outside; your cat is no different than us! Let your…
Penis Tuxedo
The names Schlong, James Schlong. Enter into the world of class and luxury as you whip out your ‘long, dark, and handsome’ for…
Handitaur Centaur Finger Puppet
We all want mythical creatures with us at all times, well with this Centaur Finger Puppet you can whip out this godly creature anywhere.…
True Mirror
Ever wish you could look into the mirror and see how others see you? well with the True Mirror that reality is here.…
Mystical Wireless Charging Pad
Charge your iPhone in the most mystical way with this magic array wireless charger. As you lay your phone on this wireless charger…
Insta360 Ace Pro
Capture your adrenaline-packed moments in breathtaking clarity with the Insta360 Ace Pro! Teaming up with the camera wizards at Leica, this AI-powered action…
Black Cat Tea Tray
Sick of dripping tea bags? This handy little black cat tea tray will add a cute touch to any tea time. If you’re…
Physical Social Media Counter
If you’re addicted to your social media following as everybody else you’ll love this flapping social media counter. Perfect for a store of…
Personalized Cutting Board
Whether it’s for your home or a new homeowner in your life just about anyone will appreciate this personalized cutting board. With is…
RGB Cloud Light
Bring some colorful clouds to your bedroom with this adjustable RGB LED light cloud. This handmade lamp is battery-powered and includes a bluetooth…
Bourbon Whiskey Making Bootleg Kit
Why settle for store-bought bourbon when you can make your own with this bootleg kit? It comes with everything you need to feel…
Rick and Morty Screaming Sun Alarm Clock
Finally an alarm clock for the true Rick and Morty fans. This screaming alarm clock with scream for 42 consecutive hours so you’re…
Personalized Leather Coasters
Customize these leather coasters to make the perfect gift, whether you chose someone’s initials or ‘his’ and ‘hers’ these coasters will make a…
Catalina Crunch: Keto Friendly Cereal
If you are a keto addict and want to streamline your carb intake but miss having a bowl of cereal in the morning…