Who doesn’t want to have tentacles like an octopus. Well now you can get the next best thing with these finger tentacles. Scare a friend in the middle of the night, or heck even at beach! Buy two packs of 5 and you’ll be able to cover all 10 of your fingers for the ultimate octopus experience.
Who needs a genie in a bottle when you can have a cursed monkey paw? This eerie paw is handcrafted to perfection and…
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
It’s a horse, no it’s a zebra, no it’s your own 7 foot Giant Inflatable Unicorn. You’ll be the talk of the town…
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
Every office needs a pussy magnet (yours might even have one!). This little kitty is perfect for holding all of your paper clips…
Let’s face it sometimes we just want to use our Macbook for a selfie. Luckily this problem has been solved with the Macbook…
Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed…
Who doesn’t want to sit in bed all day and watch the birds outside; your cat is no different than us! Let your…
The names Schlong, James Schlong. Enter into the world of class and luxury as you whip out your ‘long, dark, and handsome’ for…
We all want mythical creatures with us at all times, well with this Centaur Finger Puppet you can whip out this godly creature anywhere.…
Ever wish you could look into the mirror and see how others see you? well with the True Mirror that reality is here.…
If you grew up in the early 90’s you’re sure to recognize Pogs and Slammers. Plus who could forget Milhouse’s Alf Pog from the…
If Fifty Shades of Grey got you hot and bothered imagine what a piping hot and juicy chicken out of the oven can…
Bring a bit of holiday cheer to Halloween with this hilarious “Boo You Whore” scented candle. Best of all this candle comes in…
This gaming mouse pad from SteelSeries is an ideal gift for pc gamers. At a range of different sizes this high quality mouse…
Take the ultimate selfies with this ring light for your smartphone. Built for the perfect selfie at anytime of day, no more blurry…
Bring your whiskey cocktail to the next level with this unique whiskey wedge. Your whiskey will no longer be watered down as the…
Say goodbye to smelly rides with this Portable Air Purifier! This device uses activated carbon and a HEPA filter to filter out 99.7%…
It’s likely you’ve been collecting these virtual Zelda Rupee’s throughout the majority of your youth. Here is an opportunity to make your virtual…
You can never be too visible while walking in the rain, for your safety this umbrella’s stem lights up like a lightsaber. Granted…
Looking to add some sizzle to your next party? Look no further than Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka! This one-of-a-kind liquor combines the smoothness…
