Who doesn’t want to have tentacles like an octopus. Well now you can get the next best thing with these finger tentacles. Scare a friend in the middle of the night, or heck even at beach! Buy two packs of 5 and you’ll be able to cover all 10 of your fingers for the ultimate octopus experience.
Cursed Monkey Paw
Who needs a genie in a bottle when you can have a cursed monkey paw? This eerie paw is handcrafted to perfection and…
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Giant Cockroach Pillow
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…
Waffle Shaped Soap
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Go F**k Yourself Card
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
Giant Inflatable Unicorn
It’s a horse, no it’s a zebra, no it’s your own 7 foot Giant Inflatable Unicorn. You’ll be the talk of the town…
Otamatone: The Strange Instrument with a Face
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
The Pussy Magnet
Every office needs a pussy magnet (yours might even have one!). This little kitty is perfect for holding all of your paper clips…
Macbook Selfie Stick
Let’s face it sometimes we just want to use our Macbook for a selfie. Luckily this problem has been solved with the Macbook…
Cheeseburger Bed Sheets
Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed…
Window Mounted Cat Bed
Who doesn’t want to sit in bed all day and watch the birds outside; your cat is no different than us! Let your…
Penis Tuxedo
The names Schlong, James Schlong. Enter into the world of class and luxury as you whip out your ‘long, dark, and handsome’ for…
Handitaur Centaur Finger Puppet
We all want mythical creatures with us at all times, well with this Centaur Finger Puppet you can whip out this godly creature anywhere.…
True Mirror
Ever wish you could look into the mirror and see how others see you? well with the True Mirror that reality is here.…
Christmas Light USB iPhone Charger
Who doesn’t want to bring the holiday season in, especially while charging their phone. This lightning cable is sure to bring the Christmas…
Mushroom Lamp
Enhance your bedside ambiance with the Mushroom Lamp. Crafted from a combination of rich walnut and sleek beech wood, this mushroom-shaped lamp boasts…
MasterClass Membership
If you want to show someone that you truly care about their interests, MasterClass is a fantastic option. With a catalog of courses…
Noria Smart Air Conditioner
Finally you can have access to ice cold air without an ugly giant air conditioner. The slick Noria Smart Air Conditioner is sure to…
Astro Home Monitoring Robot
Meet Astro, your zippy Alexa-powered pal that patrols the house like a pro. Remotely check rooms, snag alerts on unfamiliar faces or sounds,…
100 Bucket List Movies Scratch Off Poster
This poster contains 100 of the best movies from around the globe. As you start watching through this list of 100 films you…
Trailing Spiral Bookshelf
Need even more room for all of your books up in the hollywood hills? Wow your friends with both your growing collection of…
Pearl Boba Tea Plush Slippers
Nothing says ‘comfort’ quite like slipping your feet into a cup of bubble tea. Literally nothing. And when your slippers are this happy…
2020 One Star Review T-Shirt
If you could review 2020 it would be 1-star across the board. This hilarious shirt features a 2020 1-star review with “very bad,…
Giant 6 Foot Soccer Ball
Kicking around a regular soccer ball can be fun but why not step it up a notch with this massive 6 foot tall…



