A book with this title is hard not to masturbate to it. Images you should not masturbate to is a challenge for a long weekend, and an even harder challenge while driving.
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How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
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#WeRateDogs Book
Everyone’s favorite doggo filled twitter account is now in book form! If you aren’t familiar with WeRateDogs they rate pups from all over the…
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$14.21
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
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$10.39
Book of all Playboy Centerfolds
Playboy has established itself as one of the premiere men’s magazines. Certainly the magazine is praised for more than just beautiful, nude, women,…
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$100.00
Diseases caused by Masturbation (Book)
Friends, it’s time to delve into a serious topic; Masturbation. We have all done it. There is no point in denying it, but…
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$12.99
Vintage Book Decals for Stairs
Every bookworm should show their love for books throughout their home; these book decals for stairs will do just that! You can choose…
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$12.00
Book Hook Bookmark
Subside your guilt by turning all of your half-finished books into beautifully designed home accessories with these “Book Hook” placeholders. Your friends and…
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$35.00
Katana Book Ends
Do you like your house looking Sharp? Do you also like to keep your brain sharp? These Katana Book Ends are a must…
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$27.88
Book Clock
Fill your bookshelf with this beautiful clock that someone could easily confuse with your books. An extraordinary gift for any book worm. With 3 fake books includes…
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$28.95
Invisible Wall Book Shelf
Have a few books and want them to appear as if they are floating on the wall, well the concealed wall book shelf…
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$19.99
Weighted Couch Cup Holder
Always have a drink on the couch but annoyed you can’t put it on the edge of the sofa? Well this weighted cup…
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$24.99
Sheep Push Pin Holder
Instantly add 75 white push pins to your office with this sheep. Best of all when the push pins aren’t in use they…
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$28.09
Strong Portable Door Lock
Hotel rooms and dorm rooms come with only a knob lock! Not cool! Certain rental properties lack doors with deadbolts as well! That…
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$9.95
Rainbow Sprinkle Candle
Who doesn’t love rainbow sprinkles! If it’s your birthday or just a Monday it’s hard to hate colorful sprinkles. This rainbow sprinkles candle…
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$10.00
2D Glasses
Sick of 3D movies? Luckily they make these actually working 2D glasses for when you want a flat view for your movie watching…
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$19.95
Lay and Go Travel Bag
So originally we viewed this item as the ‘get laid’ and go travel bag, but no… you literally lay it down on a…
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$35.00
The Elder Scrolls Official Cookbook
If you’ve ever thought about how tasty the food looks while robbing the citizens of Tamriel blind, this cookbook can help you satisfy…
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$22.90
Personalized George Costanza Photobomb Picture
Want to spice up your family photos with a little bit of George Costanza? Look no further than this personalized photobomb picture! This…
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$33.99
Compact Folding Hammock
Relax and put your feet up just about anywhere with this portable compact folding hammock. No longer will you need two trees to…
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$150.00
Mr. Spock Business Card Holder
Throw up your ‘Spock’ to all the on-lookers in your office. Represent yourself and the man we all love. Great little trinket to…