Penis Tuxedo

The names Schlong, James Schlong.

Enter into the world of class and luxury as you whip out your ‘long, dark, and handsome’ for whatever lovely lady has earned the privilege.

This Penis Tuxedo is sure to be a hit on your honeymoon get-away, or that special night at home. They always say dress for success. I don’t think your penis could get more successful than this.

With its one size fits all design you can be confident knowing that this suit is tailored perfectly for your trouser snake.

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$29.95
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