We’ve found the answer to every true pizza lover’s prayers: pizza flavored lip balm. Treat your lips to this chapstick and you won’t have to wait until the next meal for your pizza fix.
Bicycle Pizza Cutter
There is nothing like a giant pizza to yourself after a long bike ride. Cyclists and pizza lovers rejoice for this bicycle pizza…
Caffeinated Toothpaste
If you love a morning cup of coffee you’ll love getting caffeinated with this toothpaste. Just brush your teeth in the morning with…
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Giant Cockroach Pillow
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…
Waffle Shaped Soap
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Go F**k Yourself Card
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
Giant Inflatable Unicorn
It’s a horse, no it’s a zebra, no it’s your own 7 foot Giant Inflatable Unicorn. You’ll be the talk of the town…
Otamatone: The Strange Instrument with a Face
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
Cheeseburger Bed Sheets
Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed…
Wine Condoms
Recorking wine is always annoying, especially using all of those weird specialized gadgets. Use the century old method of condoms for your wine! These…
Portable Pizza Pouch
It’s hard not to think of Bagel Bites when describing the portable pizza pouch. Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the evenin’, Pizza at suppertime! Now…
Sriracha Lip Balm
Ohh you so spicy…. Check out this Sriracha Lip Balm and burn yourself with the love of heat. Makes a great gift and…
Massive Bag of Cereal Marshmallows
Love the marshmallows in lucky charms? well today is your lucky day. Get a massive 12 pound bag of just marshmallows from cereal…
True Mirror
Ever wish you could look into the mirror and see how others see you? well with the True Mirror that reality is here.…
Inflatable T-Rex Costume
Stomp around the block stealing candy on Halloween with this inflatable T-Rex costume. Just insert batteries and watch your body transform into this Jurassic World…
Star Wars Han and Leia Bathroom Hand Towels
One of our favorite lines from one of our favorite science fiction tycoons. Only Han would have the gall to drop such a…
iPhone Fan
Finally your iPhone can keep you cool with this fan that goes in the bottom of your iPhone.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Personalized Pet Portrait Watercolor
Give the gift every pet lover will die for, these custom pet portraits are made by hand with watercolor. Whether you have a…
Darth Vader Ice Mold
Join the dark side of the force with this awesome Darth Vader ice ball mold. This silicone mold will make balls with Darth…
Infinity Cube Fidget Toy
Idle hands are the devil’s plaything —are they not? Well here’s something awesome to keep them occupied… Infinity Cube Fidget Toy is the…
Star Wars Tiki Mugs
Enjoy this Mai Tai, you will. Get whimsical outside this summer with these adorable Star Wars Tiki Glasses. Featuring: Yoda, R2-D2, Chewie, Boba,…
Jack Bust Bank
Everyone’s favorite christmas character Jack Skellington is now available in piggy bank form! This sharply dressed piggy bank is a great way for…
Dragon Ball Super Monopoly
With this exhilarating variation on the traditional Monopoly game, be ready to stretch your Dragon Ball Super muscles and show you’re the ultimate…





