We’ve found the answer to every true pizza lover’s prayers: pizza flavored lip balm. Treat your lips to this chapstick and you won’t have to wait until the next meal for your pizza fix.
Bicycle Pizza Cutter
There is nothing like a giant pizza to yourself after a long bike ride. Cyclists and pizza lovers rejoice for this bicycle pizza…
Caffeinated Toothpaste
If you love a morning cup of coffee you’ll love getting caffeinated with this toothpaste. Just brush your teeth in the morning with…
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Giant Cockroach Pillow
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…
Waffle Shaped Soap
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Go F**k Yourself Card
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
Giant Inflatable Unicorn
It’s a horse, no it’s a zebra, no it’s your own 7 foot Giant Inflatable Unicorn. You’ll be the talk of the town…
Otamatone: The Strange Instrument with a Face
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
Cheeseburger Bed Sheets
Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed…
Wine Condoms
Recorking wine is always annoying, especially using all of those weird specialized gadgets. Use the century old method of condoms for your wine! These…
Portable Pizza Pouch
It’s hard not to think of Bagel Bites when describing the portable pizza pouch. Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the evenin’, Pizza at suppertime! Now…
Sriracha Lip Balm
Ohh you so spicy…. Check out this Sriracha Lip Balm and burn yourself with the love of heat. Makes a great gift and…
Massive Bag of Cereal Marshmallows
Love the marshmallows in lucky charms? well today is your lucky day. Get a massive 12 pound bag of just marshmallows from cereal…
True Mirror
Ever wish you could look into the mirror and see how others see you? well with the True Mirror that reality is here.…
Lego Boost Robot Building Set
Don’t get bored just yet, here is another Lego kit for you to explore. It’s got nothing to do with our preference, kids…
The Illustrated Films of Nicolas Cage
Get ready to channel your inner Owen Wilson because “wow” is the only appropriate reaction to The Illustrated Films of Nicolas Cage. This…
Among Us Embroidered Patch
These Among Us embroidered patches are the perfect way to represent your crewmates in public. Whether it’s for a backpack or a jacket…
Glow Stick Rim Party Cups
Bring on the party with these awesome glow stick disposable cups. Whether it’s for a birthday or a rave these vibrant cups will…
Retro Corded Phone
For the hipster extreme connect this retro corded phone handset to your smart phone for that old time look and feel. Perhaps visit…
Monogram Passport Holder
Travelers will love this personalized passport holder with their monogram on it. Just put your initials in with your order and you’ll receive…
USB Typewriter
How hip are you? If you own a record player and a vinyl collection I have no clue why this isn’t being displayed…
Accidentally Wes Anderson Book
Go on a visual adventure inspired by Wes Anderson. Accidently Wes Anderson contains more than 200 beautiful locations on earth to create the…
Bourbon Whiskey Making Bootleg Kit
Why settle for store-bought bourbon when you can make your own with this bootleg kit? It comes with everything you need to feel…
Calorie Counting Wine Glass
Tired of not know how many calories of wine you’ve had? Well look no further with this calorie counting wine glass you’ll be…





