We’ve found the answer to every true pizza lover’s prayers: pizza flavored lip balm. Treat your lips to this chapstick and you won’t have to wait until the next meal for your pizza fix.
Bicycle Pizza Cutter
There is nothing like a giant pizza to yourself after a long bike ride. Cyclists and pizza lovers rejoice for this bicycle pizza…
Caffeinated Toothpaste
If you love a morning cup of coffee you’ll love getting caffeinated with this toothpaste. Just brush your teeth in the morning with…
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Giant Cockroach Pillow
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…
Waffle Shaped Soap
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Go F**k Yourself Card
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
Giant Inflatable Unicorn
It’s a horse, no it’s a zebra, no it’s your own 7 foot Giant Inflatable Unicorn. You’ll be the talk of the town…
Otamatone: The Strange Instrument with a Face
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
Cheeseburger Bed Sheets
Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed…
Wine Condoms
Recorking wine is always annoying, especially using all of those weird specialized gadgets. Use the century old method of condoms for your wine! These…
Portable Pizza Pouch
It’s hard not to think of Bagel Bites when describing the portable pizza pouch. Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the evenin’, Pizza at suppertime! Now…
Sriracha Lip Balm
Ohh you so spicy…. Check out this Sriracha Lip Balm and burn yourself with the love of heat. Makes a great gift and…
Massive Bag of Cereal Marshmallows
Love the marshmallows in lucky charms? well today is your lucky day. Get a massive 12 pound bag of just marshmallows from cereal…
True Mirror
Ever wish you could look into the mirror and see how others see you? well with the True Mirror that reality is here.…
Tic Tac Toe Drinking Shot Glass Set
Finally, a version of tic-tac-toe where a tie doesn’t make you want to throw the board across the room. If anything it will…
Monogram Passport Holder
Travelers will love this personalized passport holder with their monogram on it. Just put your initials in with your order and you’ll receive…
Universal Coat Heater
If your date isn’t keeping you warm, melt your cold bones away with this light weight Universal Coat Heater. It’s easy to attach…
Personalized Engraved Wallet
Add a personal touch to your pocket with this custom engraved wallet. From a photo to letter engravings this wallet makes a great…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Bare Chest Ugly Christmas Sweater
Rock around the Christmas tree in the most daring style with the Bare Chest Ugly Christmas Sweater! This eye-popping sweater is your ticket…
Poop Like a Champion Cereal
With 100% of your daily fiber in 1.6 servings this low carb and gluten free cereal will have you pooping like a champion.…
Mini Quadcopter
We can’t get enough of quadcopters, with their 4 propellers of fury and frantic movements. Well now you can have one in the…
Postponed Event Invitation Label
Let’s face it 2020 hasn’t gone the way anyone has expected it to. With cancelled events and things being moved around this hilarious…
Monopoly Longest Game Ever Edition
If regular Monopoly wasn’t long enough for you this new “Longest Game Ever” edition of Monopoly will push your limits. In this unique…





