We’ve found the answer to every true pizza lover’s prayers: pizza flavored lip balm. Treat your lips to this chapstick and you won’t have to wait until the next meal for your pizza fix.
Bicycle Pizza Cutter
There is nothing like a giant pizza to yourself after a long bike ride. Cyclists and pizza lovers rejoice for this bicycle pizza…
Caffeinated Toothpaste
If you love a morning cup of coffee you’ll love getting caffeinated with this toothpaste. Just brush your teeth in the morning with…
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Giant Cockroach Pillow
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…
Waffle Shaped Soap
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Go F**k Yourself Card
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
Giant Inflatable Unicorn
It’s a horse, no it’s a zebra, no it’s your own 7 foot Giant Inflatable Unicorn. You’ll be the talk of the town…
Otamatone: The Strange Instrument with a Face
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
Cheeseburger Bed Sheets
Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed…
Wine Condoms
Recorking wine is always annoying, especially using all of those weird specialized gadgets. Use the century old method of condoms for your wine! These…
Portable Pizza Pouch
It’s hard not to think of Bagel Bites when describing the portable pizza pouch. Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the evenin’, Pizza at suppertime! Now…
Sriracha Lip Balm
Ohh you so spicy…. Check out this Sriracha Lip Balm and burn yourself with the love of heat. Makes a great gift and…
Massive Bag of Cereal Marshmallows
Love the marshmallows in lucky charms? well today is your lucky day. Get a massive 12 pound bag of just marshmallows from cereal…
True Mirror
Ever wish you could look into the mirror and see how others see you? well with the True Mirror that reality is here.…
Best Entry Level Employee Mug
Trying to let that new college grad in your office know how you feel? Or, as the entry level employee, do you want…
Deep Sea Diver Tea Strainer
Holy deep sea diver this is adorable… If you or someone you know is a fan of loose leaf tea we are incredibly…
Hyper Fast Iced Coffee Maker
Sometimes you crave an iced coffee but don’t want to refrigerate the coffee overnight. The HyperChiller is here to quickly chill any liquid…
Money to Burn Fire Starter
Start a fire and a laugh with these money to burn fire starters. Instead of a boring starter log or newspaper use these…
Batman Car Booster Seat
For the ultimate baby Batman fan, this will have any kid styling while sitting in the back seat. It also has two spots…
Cat Paw Oven Mitts
Cat lovers will want to get their mitts on these cat paw oven mitts. These catastic oven mitts will do a great job…
Follow Me Bring Beer Sandals
Ever been stranded on a desert island without beer? well these sandals would come in handy in your time of need. Provide a path…
Clark Griswold House Cookie Jar
Keep your holiday treats in the quirkiest crib on the block with the Clark Griswold house cookie jar! This isn’t just a cookie…
Wyze Battery Cam Pro
The Wyze Battery Cam Pro is your go-to solution for home security, even during power outages. With its quick and easy setup, you…
Spinning Kinetic Desk Toy
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…