Don’t F**k Up The Table Coasters
Let’s be honest, the only reason you have coaster is so that someone doesn’t f**k up your fancy table from Ikea. Tell it…
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I Do What I Want – Cat Mug
Feeling extra ornery today? Need to flip off the world to blow off some steam? This ‘I Do What I Want Cat Mug’…
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$15.87
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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$9.95
Star Wars Socks
Show your office the power of the dark side with these Star Wars themed socks. These officially licensed socks come in all of…
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$19.98
Macbook Selfie Stick
Let’s face it sometimes we just want to use our Macbook for a selfie. Luckily this problem has been solved with the Macbook…
Gameboy Fridge Magnet
Every geek has memories of their original giant Gameboy. Relive childhood with an even bigger Gameboy with this fridge magnet set. Every Time you…
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Bolt with Hidden Compartment
Store your money or illegal substances so effectively that you yourself may never find them again. This Bolt with Hidden Compartment is great…
Cheeseburger Wrapping Paper
Wow people with a big stack of gifts looking like a cheeseburger with this cheeseburger wrapping paper. Speaking from experience us humans do enjoy anything…
Breakup Bean Plant
Because breaking up with someone via text isn’t impersonal enough, why not give your soon-to-be ex this Breakup Bean kit? Plant the bean…
iPhone Case you can Plug into the Wall
I bet you’ve never plugged you phone straight into the wall… You never had a reason to either, until now. This iPhone case…
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$9.35
Glitch Playing Cards
Spice up poker night with these unique Glitch playing cards. Each card has very unique artwork portraying a printing mistake. A perfect gift…
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$25.00
Water Balloon Russian Roulette
Ever needed to settle a dispute? Can’t think of a fair and balanced way to find resolution? Try this Russian Roulette Water Balloon.…
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$12.48
Star Wars Blood-Smeared Finn Helmet Pin
Everyone remembers that heart wrenching scene where Finn gets blood smeared on his helmet from The Force Awakens. Now you can wear this…
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$10.00
Christmas Light USB iPhone Charger
Who doesn’t want to bring the holiday season in, especially while charging their phone. This lightning cable is sure to bring the Christmas…
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$13.27
Snapchat Ice Cube tray
Perfect for your next Snapchat worthy party, make eight ghost shaped ice cubes especially great for a Mar-ghoul-rita’s and Boo-jito’s. If you’re a…
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$12.99
Asshole Repellent
There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must…
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$7.39
Flux Capacitor USB Car Charger
Quick Marty! We must go back, back to the future! Relive the classic with this car USB flux capacitor charger. This Flux Capacitor…
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$24.99
Portable Pizza Pouch
It’s hard not to think of Bagel Bites when describing the portable pizza pouch. Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the evenin’, Pizza at suppertime! Now…
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$3.49
Death Star Planter
Check out this adorable Death Star planter. The perfect size for your windowsill, desk, or kitchenette! It will fit one small plant and…
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$12.00
Nicolas Cage Pillowcase
What Nicolas Cage fan wouldn’t want to rest their head next to this National Treasure. With this Pillowcase Mr. Cage can watch over…
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$5.89