Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Acme Weapons Crate
Brutal.. Beautiful.. Historical.. Before people started killing each other with guns, they did it the old fashioned way. By wielding hand-weapons capable of…
No Slip Serving Tray
This product reminded us of those infomercial compilations where people are blatantly dropping, improperly cutting, and overall breaking shit. Alright, so maybe you…
Moment Lens for iPhone 6/6s
Everyone shoots photos on their iPhone now-a-days, why not step up your mobile photography game with a Moment Lens. From wide angle to…
Ninja Folding Grappling Hook
Do you find it a challenge to scale 16 foot buildings? Are you tired of walking up stairs and waiting for elevators? Do…
Pearl Boba Milk Tea Bath Mat
This bath mat is all eager to please! Step out of the shower and right onto it’s happy face, it won’t mind! It’s…
Rick And Morty Windshield Sunshade
Wubba lubba dub dub protect your car from the heat with this Rick and Morty windshield sunshade. There is no better way to…
Armored Truck Piggy Bank
Keep your cash locked down tight with the Armored Truck Piggy Bank, the Fort Knox of coin storage! This isn’t just any piggy…
Beer-Infused Hot Sauce
Bring on the heat and boozy flavors will this unique set of beer-infused hot sauce. With 3 flavors including asian sriracha, garlic serrano,…
Giant Playing Cards
These playing cards are sure to be a royal flush with kids or even the poker gang. What’s to hate! sized at a whopping…
World’s Smallest Operation Board Game
Oh, you think you’re good at Operation? Only the realest gamers have the precision and skill necessary to master World’s Smallest Operation. With…


