Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Gamers are winners and legends, but the best way to continue being a superhuman is to take care of your needs as a…
Deck the halls and beards this holiday! These hilarious light up Christmas ornaments hang from your beard and come in festive colors like…
Have you ever wanted to unleash the fury of a half-man half-beast hybrid? Do you look down at your pathetic human hands and…
Take a load off and kick up your feet with this tiny foot hammock for your desk. Whether it’s for your coworker or…
Greet your guests with a splash of humor with this Whalecum Doormat. This witty and whimsical mat is perfect for anyone who loves…
Ever get a hankering to try the world of wild game? This little kit will allow you to do just that. It comes…
Science has shown that skin on skin contact is necessary for the release of oxytocin (the LOVE hormone). If you have been wearing…
The iconic instrument from Zelda is here in physical form! Play songs from the Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time with the included…
Unleash your love for your favorite snacks without any of the guilt with these chip bag pillows. Fashioned to look like jumbo versions…
Satisfy your friend’s margarita cravings with this Margarita Cocktail Kit. Complete with all the essentials for crafting the perfect drink, including glasses, shaker,…
