Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Light up the night with the MS18 100,000 Lumen Flashlight! With this ultra-bright flashlight in your hand, you’ll never have to worry about…
Explore unique illustrations like Sunday brunch and shopping with friends for succulents in this seek and find book for adults.
Is your home office being ruined by over bearing managers monitoring your every move? Well look no further than this undetectable mouse jiggler…
Everyone knows how handy it is to have a screen in the kitchen. The Amazon Echo Show offers a stunning 10.1 inch display…
Start your New Year’s Eve Party off right when you serve your friends their favorite drinks in these Peppermint Flavored Candy Cane Edible…
For all of your horror movie fans out there, or just the practical jokes that want to scare their loved one when they…
Finally a way to fidget and drink a few brews. This fidget spinner bottle opener will be able to crack beers on the…
Be a wizard in the kitchen with this retro gaming-themed oven mitt! It works because when you’re this cool, nothing burns. You’ll love…
Build up your pecs and back muscles anywhere at home with push up training system. The wooden board has 14 color coded positions…
Everyone’s favorite doggo filled twitter account is now in book form! If you aren’t familiar with WeRateDogs they rate pups from all over the…
