Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Xbox Geo Rocks Logo T-Shirt
Gamers unite! Show off your love for the green machine with this cozy and stylish Xbox t-shirt. Made from the finest black cotton,…
Logitech G432 Gaming Headset
Bring the joy of voice chat and great sound to your PC gaming experience with the Logitech G432 gaming headset. Perfect for any…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
Rosé Pool Float
What’s better than a little poolside wine time? Floating IN the pool ON a wine bottle whilst you buoyantly sip your favorite vino.…
Goku Uniform Hoodie
Rock this hoodie everyday and true Dragon Ball Z fans will recognize your power levels.
Keurig K-Mini Coffee Maker
Anyone who has ever used a Keurig knows how incredibly easy poppin’ in a pod and making a cup of coffee is. No…
Star Wars AT-AT Storage Unit
Even if your home doesn’t resemble the frozen wastelands of Hoth, this AT-AT storage unit is perfect for striking fear into the hearts…
SteelSeries Arena 7 Speakers
With their Arena 7 speakers, SteelSeries, the innovators behind some of the most stylish gaming headsets available, is sweeping the desktop speaker market.…
Retro iMac Apple Watch Stand
Charge your Apple Watch overnight in the nerdiest way possible with this retro iMac Apple Watch stand. This nifty bedside gadget charges your…
Scientific Explorer Disgusting Science Kit
Ewwww… You hear this a lot from 8-year-olds when they are disgusted or irritated. Prepare to hear it again and again from your…


