Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
A lot of people tell me that you shouldn’t play with your food, but no one said anything about wearing it. These absolutely…
Everyone loves listening to a few songs before bed, make it a better experience with this pillow with a built-in speaker. Headphones can tangle your…
Oreos might be the most amazing cookies on this side of the world, but Japan might have done the impossible and improved on…
My horn, will light the sky! Light up any room with a bit of personality. This legendary creature will light up your room…
Are you an ice cream sandwich aficionado? Tired of cardboard breading and ‘frozen treat’ filling? Want to step up your game and enjoy…
Let’s face it, work can be stressful. Give yourself a bit of relaxation at your desk by maintaining this miniature desk zen garden.
Illuminate your nights with a magical touch using these beautifully crafted glass night lights. These hand-blown glass orbs, measuring 6.3 inches in diameter,…
Have trouble sleeping or a lot of stress? Well a gravity blanket can improve sleep quality and reduce stress and anxiety. With 15-25…
Everything is cuter when it is small. This Harry Potter Funko Pop is exactly what every collector needs. It can fit anywhere and…
