Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Meta Quest 3 Mixed Reality Headset
Experience the virtual realm while staying connected to reality with the Meta Quest 3 mixed reality headset. Distinguishing itself from its predecessor, the…
Haircut Umbrella
Hair on the floor after giving a haircut at home? worry no more the haircut umbrella has you uncovered. Who would have thought…
The Essential Cocktail Book
Never know what to drink? take your cocktail game to the next level with the Essential Cocktail Book full of 150 recipes. Break…
Hexagon Beer Pong Cups
Has your beer pong party gone sour? Then it’s time to think outside the box. Check out this Hexcup Beer Pong Set. Shaped…
Ultimate Undetectable Earpiece
Feeling like James Bond? Then you’ll love the Ultimate Undetectable Earpiece. This tiny gadget, designed for your inner spy, syncs with your Apple…
The Beer Shotgun Shell – Ultimate Beer Chugging Tool
Drop the keys! Stop the Beer Spray! Meet the ultimate way to enjoy shotgunning beer, while preventing messes and sharp edges. The shotgun…
Cat DJ Turntable
Introduce your cat to one of the most popular music genres of the decade: EDM. What better way to get your cat integrated…
Darth Vadar Cookie Jar
Protect your consumables from weak minded Jedi with this Darth Vadar Cookie Jar. Who would dare challenge the Sith Lord? If the cookies…
Scotch Infused Toothpicks
Savor the subtle flavor of a single malt scotch with these infused toothpicks. Any guy will appreciate the smokey flavor with hints of…
Super Russian Roulette for NES
There’s nothing like a great party game to play with your friends on a drunken evening. Super Russian Roulette for NES is a…


