Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Work and Weekend Mugs
Ever have trouble deciding which mug to use for a particular day? Represent your grumpy disposition with the work day mug, or represent…
Nostalgia Aqua 3-in-1 Breakfast Station
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
Funko POP Worf Action Figure
The Next Generation’s beloved Klingon lieutenant might not be pleased to see this adorable version of himself, but if you tell him it’s…
Peronalized Initial Piggy Bank
Tired of buying the same cotton onesie for baby showers? This customizable, hand-crafted letter money box brings the perfect personal touch to your…
SteelSeries Gaming Mouse Pad
This gaming mouse pad from SteelSeries is an ideal gift for pc gamers. At a range of different sizes this high quality mouse…
SEGA Genesis Mini 2
Relive all your childhood favorites with the SEGA Genesis Mini 2. With 60 classic titles like Sonic CD, Echo the Dolphin, Toe Jam…
How To Get Fired On Your First Day Notebook
Start a new job off right by bringing this “How To Get Fired On Your First Day” notebook to the office. This book…
Planetarium Paperweight
Why have a boring useless paperweight when you can have the solar system right at your fingertips! Have dominion over the loose files,…
The Big Cane
Size definitely matters when it comes to holiday spirit. This massive peppermint beast stands over 16 inches tall and weighs over a full…
Skin Picking Fidget Toy
With the help of our unique skin-picking fidget toy, stop touching your hair and nails! This tactile toy, which comes in a rainbow…


