Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Anyone who has a sense of humor will crack up when they look down at this doormat that says “Nice Underwear”
Whoa is that a chill dog in your house? oh no? just a friend wearing this pug mask. Wear it to the office,…
Show of your gamer side with this Mega Man hoodie. With it’s 3D helmet design and left arm mega blaster you’ll be the…
Craving a frosty margarita or creamy frappe without the hassle? The Ninja SLUSHi whips up perfect slushies from wine, soda, juice, or even…
60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big…
Engage in the fiercest battle with your Asian based food with these Star Wars Lightsaber Chopsticks. Choose between the light side and the…
Introduce your cat to one of the most popular music genres of the decade: EDM. What better way to get your cat integrated…
With this CVS Scarf you’ll be rocking the pinnacle of quirky scarves, staying warm and turning heads! This scarf is designed to resemble…
Calling all mechanical keyboard enthusiasts: say hello to your new favorite frenemy, the Electrical Gremlin Keycap! This mischievous keycap sprite has one mission…
You’ve been waiting your entire life for this moment. You’ve spent years training with high intensity; spent hours watching footage of these majestic…
