Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
In a fierce office NERF war? well drop the bomb with the NERF nuke, blasting 80 darts in all directions destroying all foes.…
Feeling angry? Frustrated? Serenity now! Let the iconic Frank Costanza bring you some calm with this easy-to-use button. Just press it and listen…
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
If WiFi performance tickles your fancy the AmpliFi Alien will make a perfect addition to your home. With a touchscreen display, WiFi 6…
Nothing says party like a trucker hat, and nothing says I party harder than a tiny trucker hat. These will be a hit…
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
One of the most memorable lines in one of the most iconic movies in all of pop culture can now be displayed proudly…
Fans of Steven Universe are sure to recognize this iconic Cheeseburger Backpack. Perfect for carrying your lettuce filled lunch to school or work. You…
This tiny knife made by Spyderco will always come in handy. No matter why you need a knife the convenience of the Spyderco…
Make sure that people know you’re not just another idiot wandering the woods with this Bigfoot Patrol Membership Kit. At the very least,…
