Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
If you’re buying for a PC gamer, you absolutely can’t go wrong with this. The sheer variety of games available on Steam means…
This Assassin’s Creed Hidden Blade is a replica of the one used in the game series. Unfortunately it can’t be used to defend…
OK friends… It is time to get magical up in this piece. Embrace your inner beauty by showing it on your exterior with…
If you work in customer service you’ll love this complaint department mug. With it’s very own number that pulls the ring of this…
Treat your cat to a lounge in this hilariously cute cat lounge pod. Its clear bottom also makes it great for serving snacks…
Finally bring the elegance of the sea into your kitchen and cooking with these whale shaped knives. These Shiroko designed knives are designed to…
Roll out this keyboard anywhere so you can jam to some beats, with 16 built in instruments and speaker you’ll be able to play any…
Rangers! A giant snow cloud is moving in on Angel Grove! These charmingly tacky sweaters are based on your suits. Take these, and…
Why not have Star Wars right at your feet with this Star Wars Large Millennium Falcon Rug. It measures an inch less than…
Tea lovers rejoice! This cute tea drop set comes with a variety of teas including, sweet peppermint, matcha, citrus ginger, and blueberry acai…
