Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Nintendo Switch Joy-Con Charging Dock
Easily charge up to 4 Joy-Con controllers at the same time with this Nintendo Switch Joy-Con charging dock. Perfect for any Nintendo Switch…
BottleLoft: Magnetic Strips for Beer Bottles
Give your beers the ultimate home in your fridge with the BottleLoft. These magnetic strips will hold beer bottles from the ceiling of…
True Mirror
Ever wish you could look into the mirror and see how others see you? well with the True Mirror that reality is here.…
Ope! A Guide to Midwestern Conversation
Ever wonder what ‘ope’ really means? Or the difference between ‘a couple-two-three’ things? This hilarious, illustrated guide decodes the charmingly indirect language of…
Don’t Use My Decorative Towels
Say goodbye to boring kitchen towels and hello to a sassy addition to your kitchen with our “Don’t Use F**king My Decorative Towels”!…
Facebook Like Stamp
Show your approval or disapproval of anything anywhere with the Facebook dislike and like stamps.
Personalized Pet Magnets
Your furry friend will look better than ever in magnet form on your fridge! These personalized pet magnets make the perfect gift for…
Bamboo Straws
It’s like sipping from mother nature itself. Actually, it is nothing like that, but it is a pretty cool way to take a…
Mason Jar Cocktail Shaker
Shake up drinks with some early American flare with this Mason Jar Cocktail Shaker. Different, effective, and overall pretty awesome. Impress your hipster…
Bathroom Guestbook
New home owners will get a laugh at this bathroom guest book. Why not let their new guests leave a doodle when they…


