Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Reversible Chewbacca Jacket
Show off some Wookie swag with this officially licensed reversible Chewbacca jacket. That’s no moon on the front! it’s the Rebel symbol to easily appear to…
Han Solo Carbonite Inflatable Costume
Every Star Wars fan remembers the iconic scene where Han Solo is frozen in Carbonite. This is the perfect Halloween costume for the…
Pokeball Piggy Bank
You’ll catch more than Pokemon creatures with this Pokeball Bank! Top off the collection of all the Pokemon fanatics in your life with…
Electric Hydrofoil Surfboard
Add a bit of electric fun to the water with this electric hydrofoil surfboard. This board will glide you across the water at…
The Office Quizpedia
Any hardcore fan of The Office will want to be challenged with trivia. The Office Quizpedia contains over 90 pages of season-specific quizzes…
11-In-1 Survival Gear Kit
When you’re stuck in a survival situation, you need tools that can do more than just one thing. That’s where the 11-in-1 survival…
Armorgear Laser Tag Blaster & Vest Set
Everybody loves laser tag games and I bet your son or sons will too. In fact, this advanced laser tag game can only…
Giant Gameboy Game Catridge
Super-size your nostalgia with these Giant Game Boy Cartridges! Perfect for gaming aficionados, these oversized replicas transform classic games like Pokémon, Tetris, and…
Batman Snuggie
The Dark Knight rises… in warmth with this classic Batman snuggie. Who needs to defend innocent civilians when you can sit in the…
iPhone Case you can Plug into the Wall
I bet you’ve never plugged you phone straight into the wall… You never had a reason to either, until now. This iPhone case…


