Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Star Wars Vintage Shirts
Transport your Star Wars-loving friend to the 80s with this awesome vintage tee. Featuring iconic characters such as C-3PO, Vader, Leia, Chewy and…
Cufflinks with a Lockpick
If James Bond was ever caught in a bind he would be sporting the Uncuff links, which are cufflinks with a key to…
Critical Hit D20 Ice Mold
Sip strong at your next D&D gathering with D20 ice cubes using this ice mold. Also effective for about 1-2 die rolls, unless…
The Most Oreo Oreos
The Most Oreo Oreos will give you an unforgettable eating experience! Between two traditional chocolate wafers, there is a layer of Oreo cookies…
Smart Smoke Detector by Nest
Sick of the smoke alarm going off due to your cooking? well with the Nest Protect those days are behind you. Just give…
Asshole Repellent
There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must…
Panda Skillet
If your house if full of everything panda related I’m sure you don’t have a panda skillet. Add this to any kitchen for…
Cat Scratch Laptop
Having scratched up furniture is claw-ful, but why would you ever want to get rid of your furry friend. Ditch the scratching posts and…
Batman Snuggie
The Dark Knight rises… in warmth with this classic Batman snuggie. Who needs to defend innocent civilians when you can sit in the…
Google Home Wifi System
Google knows more about the internet than we ever will, so why not trust them with your home wifi system. With the Google…


