Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Mr. T Tea Pot
Mom didn’t raise no fool who doesn’t like tea, now you can enjoy a single serving of tea with the Mr. T Tea…
Pixelated 8-Bit Sunglasses
Rock the geek look all the time in your 8-bit world with these 8-bit sunglasses. Mario himself would have to deal with it…
Pomelo Pro: Electric Skateboard with 24 Mile Range
Cruise for up to 23.6 miles with a top speed of 26mph you’ll be zipping around on the PomeloPro for miles. Just grab…
Star Wars Tiki Mugs
Enjoy this Mai Tai, you will. Get whimsical outside this summer with these adorable Star Wars Tiki Glasses. Featuring: Yoda, R2-D2, Chewie, Boba,…
Mini Guitar Lighter
Rock out with this Mini Guitar Lighter. You know it will be a face melting show once the LED lights kick in. Smoking…
Batarang Letter Opener
Open mail in style with this Batarang letter opener. You’ll be slicing through all your mail in Batman fashion. A COLLECTOR’S ITEM –…
3D Infinity Mirror Table Lamp
Light up your life with this 3D infinity mirror table lamp that will have you feeling like you’re living in a sci-fi flick.…
Illuminated Ant Farm
There is nothing worse than not being up to check up on your ants at night, well finally you can with an illuminated…
Multi-Tool Belt Buckle
GO GO GADGET… Yes. You’ve always wanted to be incredibly equipped. Stuffed with gadgets, motors, extendable limbs, etc… The truth is, very few…
Bonny Boy Liquor Dispenser
Piss away your liquor with this cheeky liquor dispenser. No matter if it’s whiskey, vodka, or gin it’ll hold all of your favorite…


