Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Star Trek Live Long & Prosper T-Shirt
An iconic line, and also just a nice thing to say. You don’t even have to be a Star Trek fan to appreciate…
Stubby Strip Drink Tote
How have we only found out about the most convenient drink carrying device in the world? The Stubby Strip is the ultimate can…
Tea Drop Sampler
Tea lovers rejoice! This cute tea drop set comes with a variety of teas including, sweet peppermint, matcha, citrus ginger, and blueberry acai…
Wine Charm Necklace
Wine drinkers will love showing their favorite drink on their neck with this unique wine charm necklace. It’s design make it look like…
Puking Kitty Gravy Boat
Sick of boring, traditional gravy boats? Switch things up with the puking cat gravy boat! Your guests won’t know whether to be disgusted…
Swear Words Coloring Book
Any adult will crack up at this swear word coloring book. The homemade coloring book features 20 pages of fancy looking swear words like…
Collapsible Canvas Wheelbarrow
Looking for a wheelbarrow that’s easy to store and maneuver? Look no further than the Collapsible Canvas Wheelbarrow from Creative Outdoor Distributor. This…
Custom Dundie Award
And the hottest in the office goes to… anyone you want! Make your own custom Dundie award for anyone in your office or…
Non-Slip Yoga Socks
These yoga socks are an ideal gift for anyone who enjoys yoga, barre, dance, or even pilates. You won’t have to worry about…
Whiskey Stones
Engage in the fine art of whiskey drinking with these whiskey Stones. To keep it classy, for the true connoisseur, there is no…


