Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Steam Gift Card
If you’re buying for a PC gamer, you absolutely can’t go wrong with this. The sheer variety of games available on Steam means…
Assassin’s Creed Hidden Blade
This Assassin’s Creed Hidden Blade is a replica of the one used in the game series. Unfortunately it can’t be used to defend…
Magical Unicorn Mask
OK friends… It is time to get magical up in this piece. Embrace your inner beauty by showing it on your exterior with…
Grenade “Take a Number” Mug
If you work in customer service you’ll love this complaint department mug. With it’s very own number that pulls the ring of this…
Cat Lounge Pod
Treat your cat to a lounge in this hilariously cute cat lounge pod. Its clear bottom also makes it great for serving snacks…
Whale Shaped Knives
Finally bring the elegance of the sea into your kitchen and cooking with these whale shaped knives. These Shiroko designed knives are designed to…
Roll Up Piano Keyboard
Roll out this keyboard anywhere so you can jam to some beats, with 16 built in instruments and speaker you’ll be able to play any…
Power Ranger Ugly Sweaters
Rangers! A giant snow cloud is moving in on Angel Grove! These charmingly tacky sweaters are based on your suits. Take these, and…
Millenium Falcon Rug
Why not have Star Wars right at your feet with this Star Wars Large Millennium Falcon Rug. It measures an inch less than…
Tea Drop Sampler
Tea lovers rejoice! This cute tea drop set comes with a variety of teas including, sweet peppermint, matcha, citrus ginger, and blueberry acai…


