Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
For all of your horror movie fans out there, or just the practical jokes that want to scare their loved one when they…
Perfect for sending special video messages, VidDay allows you to collaborate with friends and family to brighten someone’s day- and all without needing…
For the adventurous heavy drinker this one gallon flask will exceed all of your publicly drunken dreams. Strap this on your back and…
Why have a boring useless paperweight when you can have the solar system right at your fingertips! Have dominion over the loose files,…
Okay Dr. Who fans… Just buy this thing. A great comical piece for all your guests to appreciate and for you to revel…
This one is for young programmers and computer enthusiasts. The Piper computer Kit allows you to build your own computer and learn some…
Every man cave needs an epic centerpiece and this Xbox One controller coffee table will be sure to make a splash in anyone’s…
Make a blast at this Christmas at the ugly sweater party with this Rick and Morty themed ugly sweater. With “Happy Human Holiday” on…
Enjoy the power of the rainbow at your office with this unicorn tape dispenser desk accessory. With it’s rainbow tape you’ll be able to add…
Greet guests with all colors of the rainbow with this cute Aloha rainbow doormat. This colorful inviting doormat iss ure to add some…
