Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Homer Bushes Meme Tufted Rug
Bring a bit of Springfield’s finest humor to your floor with the Homer Bushes Meme Tufted Rug! This isn’t just a rug; it’s…
Pug Mug
Love your pug? well then there’s no better way to show appreciation for your pug than by sipping morning coffee out of a…
Anti-Soggy Cereal Bowl
Elevate your breakfast with this unique cereal bowl to keep your cereal crunch. With the two partitions in the bowl you can have…
Grow It Yourself Mushrooms
Bring the fresh earthy taste of oyster mushrooms to your cooking with this grow it yourself mushroom kit! Sure to be the delight…
Logitech Circle View Security Camera
Keep your home safe with the latest home security camera from Logitech, The Circle View offers crisp 1080p video recording with a 180-degree…
Death Star Planter
Check out this adorable Death Star planter. The perfect size for your windowsill, desk, or kitchenette! It will fit one small plant and…
Nintendo 64 Cartridge Soap
Relive your childhood with these N64 themed soap bars. Everyone loved classics like Mario Kart, Goldeneye (OH YEAH), Zelda, Super Smash Bros, and…
Not My Job Self-Inking Stamp
Make your stance unmistakably clear to management with the “Not My Job” self-inking stamp. This essential office tool leaves no room for interpretation,…
Amazon Echo Look
If you have a fashionista in the house the Amazon Echo Look will perfectly compliment your Amazon Echo while being your style assistant. The…
Turkey Hat
Your newborn will be the hit of the party with this turkey hat. As delicious as a baby looks, add some extra gravy…


