Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
I Love Me Coffee Mug
World’s best dad? Statistically unlikely. I love New York? I mean, it’s a place. How about something a little more honest? I love…
Mood Light Garden Orbs
Enter into to a world of fantasy in your back yard with these delightfully colored and bright orbs. It will add a touch…
Foldable Clear Kayak
Cruise through the open waters with convenience and ease in this fold-able clear kayak from Clear Blue Hawaii. This Kayak is perfect for…
Rain Cloud Humidifier
Bring the soothing sounds of nature into your home with the Rain Cloud Humidifier. Not only does it add moisture to the air…
Wiener Dog Pool Float
If you reckon that your outdoor pool looks a bit threadbare this summer, then this pool float Mattress is just the item you…
Bob Ross Lego Set
Everyone loves the hippie paint icon Bob Ross, who hasn’t enjoyed a few hours of Bob Ross painting bushes on his TV show.…
Mini Toothpick Shotgun
Elevate your mealtime mischief with the Mini Toothpick Shotgun! This double-barrel toothpick shooter boasts a sturdy steel construction and is designed for long-range…
Shark Attack Bowl
Have a snack, if you dare! Chow down with this shark attack bowl, perfect for your shark week party or even a bowl of…
Inflatable Minigun
Threaten your enemies with your new ‘arm.’ Playing cops and robbers just got a little more serious. It might actually not fire inflatable…
Poop Like a Champion Cereal
With 100% of your daily fiber in 1.6 servings this low carb and gluten free cereal will have you pooping like a champion.…


