Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
You Better Have Pizza Doormat
If there is one person coming to your doorstep you most likely want it to be a pizza delivery person. This doormat tells…
GrowlerWerks Copper Mini Keg
Take your beer game to the next level with this copper mini carbonated growler by GrowlerWerks. No need to worry about flat beer…
Vellabox: Monthly Candle Subscription
Who wouldn’t love getting a fresh candle every month. Vellabox features artisan candles monthly all delivered with your scent preference. No matter if…
Tough Portable Coffee Maker
Brew up a K-Cup anywhere with this tough portable coffee maker. With it’s dust and water resistant body it’ll withstand anything you can throw…
Dog Poetry Book
What goes on in the mind of man’s best friend? And could ruff prose do it justice? Of course not. If you’ve ever…
Tabletop Fireplace
This smokeless and ventless fireplace will add a modern style to just about any room. Just place this tabletop fireplace on a dining…
Razer Viper Mini
For high-performance gaming on the go, Razer has you more than covered. Weighing in at just 61 grams, this mouse glides effortlessly over…
GTRacing Gaming Chair
With it’s sturdy, lightweight design, this snazzy polyurethane surfaced swivel chair takes care of the most important part of any gaming setup: your…
Llama Dusting Mitt
Add a bit of llama fun to cleaning with this llama dusting mitt. The furry exterior of this mitt will collect dirt and…
Tactical BBQ Apron
With the Tactical BBQ Apron, you can take on the grill like a true BBQ commando. It has more compartments, clips, and pouches…


