Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
TMNT Christmas Sweater
There’s no better way to spend the holidays than with your favorite Ninja Turtles gang. Grab a slice of pizza at an ugly…
Tello: $99 Drone for Beginners
If you’re knew to drone the Tello is for you, powered by DJI’s technology you know it’s high-quality. Plus it’s only $99 so…
Bourbon Barrel Toothpicks
Clean out your teeth with a touch of whiskey, these bourbon barrel toothpicks are handmade from American White Oak Bourbon Barrels including the…
Green Army Man Bottle Opener
Need a little assistance with that bottle in your hand? Crack open a cold one with military precision using this nifty little beer…
Creepy Baby Masks
There’s nothing more fun than a novelty mask, but these baby masks add a whole new element to creepy. With difference faces such…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Fuego Sauce Gift Set
This hot sauce pack is straight FIRE! The Fuego Sauce gift set includes 7 exotic flavors of hot sauce. This includes chipotle peppers…
IQON: Ultimate Customizable Watch
IQON is the Ultimate Customizable Watch designed in Italy with premium components. Its unique formula gives you the opportunity of choosing among 31…
Stained Glass Cat
Any cat lover will appreciate this cute stained glass cat. When the sun hit’s it right you’ll be greeted with a cute rainbow…
Personalized Teacher Pencil Name Plate
An adorable and friendly way to designate the teacher’s desk, these cute name plates are made from wood, painted, and are available in…


