Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Inflatable Margarita Pool Float
From BigMouth Inc. comes yet another pool toy of high pedigree in this Margarita Pool Float. Fully inflated, the float is all of…
LEGO Playable Grand Piano
This is not your average brick set. It is a masterpiece that actually plays music. Build a stunning grand piano with 25 moving…
Whiskey Club Membership
It’s hard to shop for a someone who has everyone, have an uncle that loved liquor? The Flaviar subscription box is full of…
Raptor Hoodie Shirt
Possible the best gift for a kid ever? yes. What kid wouldn’t be king of the playground strutting around in this thing.
Portable Nightlight Balls
Light your way to the bathroom at night with these seriously neat portable nightlight balls. Lasting up to 30 minutes these balls will…
Fujifilm X100V
Photographers who love to shoot street and have a vintage style will need to pick up the Fujifilm X100V. With incredibly sharp 26.1-megapixel…
Hooded Travel Neck Pillow
Do you love the comfort of a neck pillow during trips by plane or car? But do you also want to block out…
Barebones Edison Mini Lantern
Do you need a fashionable and useful lantern? It is best to use the Barebones Edison Mini Lantern. Its small size and long…
Melting Cat Candle
Regular candles are boring, add some flare to your candle arsinel with the PyroPet melting cat candle. Watch as the candle melts and…


