Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Massive Hammock
Hammocks are great and all, sure, but sometimes they get tight, uncomfortable, and for a large man it doesn’t always work out. Introducing…
Legend of Zelda Foam Hylian Shield
Whether you’re knocking back Deku nuts or protecting your head from volcanic rock, you can’t beat the craftsmanship and durability of the Hylian…
Tetris Color Changing Mug
With this heat sensitive Tetris mug you can experience the pleasure of finally getting that last I-block while also experiencing the pleasure of…
The Neck Hammock
Relax with the neck hammock, this tiny hammock for your head is designed to attach to any door and relieve any neck or…
Solar Rover Kit
This is another kit designed to introduce eight-year-olds to the world of science, but in this case, we are talking about solar technology.…
Six Pack Beer Cooler Tote
Bring a chilled 6-pack of beers when you meet up with the boys using this tote bag. Best of all it includes a…
Motivational Profanity Pencils
Get motivated for writing this these hilarious motivational profanity pencils. Each pencil is loaded with a motivational phrase like “get s**t done” and…
Canon IVY: Clippable, Go Anywhere Camera
If you’re looking for a fun small affordable camera maybe the Canon IVY will be perfect for you. It’s rugged and waterproof like…
Underwear Lapkins
Treat your guests with a pleasant surprise of being pant-less without actually removing any pants! These hilarious napkins sit proudly on your lap…
JJMax Princess Series Character Socks
Every girl’s dream was just actualized through these adorable Princess Series Character Socks from JJMax. (The swing set princess socks are the real…


