Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Nerf N-Strike Elite Strongarm Blaster
Tap into a boy’s combat potential with this state of the art rotating barrel blaster. This Elite model of Strongarm toy guns is…
Mustache Tie Clip
Classy attire is important to any man, respect your stash with this mustache tie clip. Made out of matte gunmetal this stash for…
Personalized American Dog Portrait
Give your dog a presidential portrait that would even make Bark Obama proud. This custom pup portrait is sure to make your dog…
The Tiny Baking Kit
The Tiny Baking Kit may be small in size, but it packs a big punch when it comes to fun and flavor. Within…
Deluxe Gift Box of Nothing
Everyone has someone on their list that just asks for nothing. Well now you can finally give them nothing with this deluxe gift…
Chewie Star Wars Hoodie
Have you ever wanted to rip someone’s arm out because you lost a game? Do you like to speak in a variety of…
Solar Buddies Refillable Sunscreen Applicator
Tired of wrestling your kids to put on sunscreen? Meet your new best friend! The Solar Buddies applicator makes sun protection fun and…
Edible Candy Cane Shot Glasses
Start your New Year’s Eve Party off right when you serve your friends their favorite drinks in these Peppermint Flavored Candy Cane Edible…
Emotional Support Chicken Nuggets Plush Set
Need a dose of comfort? Meet your new best friends: the Emotional Support Chicken Nuggets! This set includes five soft, squishy plushies, each…
Unicorn Piggy Bank
Add a little glitter and whimsy to your child’s room with this hand-painted unicorn bank. Watch your progress through the transparent cover; you’ll…


