Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Cheeseburger Bed Sheets
Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed…
Personalized Cartoon Couples Portrait
No matter who it’s for any one in a couple will love this unique couple portrait illustration. These hand-drawn portraits are great for…
The Burrito Blanket
Finally curl up like the burrito you were meant to be. Perfect for the winter this burrito blanket spans 71 inches making it…
Interactive Cloud Lamp
Add a unique touch to any room with this interactive cloud lamp designed by Richard Clarkson. With multiple color modes the LED lights…
Razer Kraken Gaming Headphones
Any gamer who plays games online knows how important it is to have headphones and a microphone. The Razer Kraken gaming headset works…
Work and Weekend Mugs
Ever have trouble deciding which mug to use for a particular day? Represent your grumpy disposition with the work day mug, or represent…
True Facts That Sound Like Bullsh*t
Whether it’s for your trivia night or just some light reading you need to read True Facts That Sound Like Complete Bull$#*t. With…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Kevin’s Famous Chili Socks
Anyone who loves The Office will remember Kevin’s famous chili being spilled all over the office floor. Now you can relive that iconic…
Pixelated Minecraft Lanterns
Bring the pixel-perfect world of Minecraft into your real-life space with these pixelated Minecraft lanterns. These 3D-printed wonders capture the iconic blocky aesthetic…


