Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Blockhead – Sideways Macbook Charger Head
Annoyed that your Apple Macbook or iPad charger stick so far out of the wall? Blockhead is the perfect solution to make your…
Cat Paw Cups
Paws up for these frosted cups, whether you want to enjoy a glass of milk or beer these cute cat themed cups are…
Star Wars Stormtrooper Jumpsuit
The dark side never prevails. But it certainly wins when it comes to style. No need to go Hans Solo when you can…
Spyder Pong Game Set
Can’t decide between table tennis, volleyball, or four square? Now you don’t have to! Spyder Pong smashes them all into one ridiculously fun…
Seinfeldia Book
Dive into the world of Seinfeld with the Seinfeldia book. Discover the fascinating story of how the groundbreaking show about nothing was created…
Giant Moscow Mule Mug
Who doesn’t love a classic sweet cocktail. If you know someone who loves drinking down moscow mules they’ll love this massive moscow mule copper…
Metal Gear Solid Special Forces Patches
Whether it’s Foxhound, Diamond Dogs, or the original FOX unit, Big Boss and Solid Snake have belonged to some of the most iconic…
Poop Like a Champion Cereal
With 100% of your daily fiber in 1.6 servings this low carb and gluten free cereal will have you pooping like a champion.…
Sure Fuck Cologne
Because who doesn’t love a sure thing? Hit the town and cause women to race across the street into traffic just to get…
Star Wars Vinyl Record Clock
Made from a real vinyl record this Star Wars themed clock is battery-powered and features light saber hands.


