Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Pickle Rick Socks
I’m Pickle Rick… socks!!! Any Rick and Morty superfan will be ultra comfortable in these pickle Rick socks. These comfortable socks are made of…
Awww to Ahhh! Stuffed Animals
Wow it’s so cute… HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT DEMON??? Talk about a change of heart. These Awww to Ahhh! feisty pets will…
Peel: Ultra Thin iPhone Case
Bulky iPhone cases can be annoying, slip on the Peel for a barely noticeable case. It’s so thin you won’t even realize it’s…
Lego Head Wall Clock
Got a kid who is currently obsessed with legos? Buy this Lego Head Wall Clock for them, seriously. This delightfully cute and creative…
I Tried Gold Star Pin
For when you try but don’t succeed this tiny enamel pin with a gold finish saying ‘I tried’ is sure to make anyone…
LEGO Minions Set
Kids will love building their own Minions with this LEGO Minions kit. This 800+ piece LEGO set has you building 2 Minions that…
Tiny Spincast Fidget Novelty Reel
Keep your hands busy and your mind relaxed with this handy little fishing reel! Perfect for fidgety folks, this twenty-inch rod comes with…
Star Trek Spock with Ears Crew Socks
Spock himself might not see the logic in it, but he would undoubtedly find them…fascinating. The ears are what really complete the picture,…
Tactical BBQ Apron
With the Tactical BBQ Apron, you can take on the grill like a true BBQ commando. It has more compartments, clips, and pouches…
Star Wars Love Pillows
One of the most memorable lines in one of the most iconic movies in all of pop culture can now be displayed proudly…


