Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Xbox One Play and Charge Kit
Stop worrying about batteries in your Xbox One controllers with the Xbox Plug and Charge kit. This handy accessories gives you a rechargeable…
Houseplants and Hot Sauce: A Seek-and-Find Book for Grown-Ups
Explore unique illustrations like Sunday brunch and shopping with friends for succulents in this seek and find book for adults.
The Laundry Lasso
Keep your laundry room mildew free with the Laundry Lasso. Keeping your washer door propped open is a no brainer but can be annoying…
Fine Edge Gerber Keychain Knife
Sometimes you need a tiny blade on your keychain for cutting open boxes or even rope. It’s always useful to have a fine…
Manly Scented Candles
If you feel you’re too manly for a candle these manly scented candles are for you. Whether it’s for the garage or living…
TravelBoy Backpack
Take your handheld Nintendo on the go with you! Ok, so it isn’t actually a GameBoy, but as far as I know a…
Personalized Tiny Coffee Mugs
Delight the coffee lover in your life with a personalized tiny coffee mug, the pint-sized cup of joy perfect for those who appreciate…
Ozlo Sleepbuds
Ditch the snoring soundtrack and drift off faster with these side-sleeper savvy earbuds. Clinically backed sounds help you nod off quick, while noise-masking…
DualShock 4 Controller Charging Station
Gamers know just how important it is to have a second controller at the ready. With this charging station, you can simultaneously juice…
Jumbo Confetti Balloon
Who is having a party? This balloon will ensure your gathering is a ‘blast’. This Jumbo Confetti Balloon explodes into colorful wonder. Kind…


