Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Tap into a boy’s combat potential with this state of the art rotating barrel blaster. This Elite model of Strongarm toy guns is…
Classy attire is important to any man, respect your stash with this mustache tie clip. Made out of matte gunmetal this stash for…
Give your dog a presidential portrait that would even make Bark Obama proud. This custom pup portrait is sure to make your dog…
The Tiny Baking Kit may be small in size, but it packs a big punch when it comes to fun and flavor. Within…
Everyone has someone on their list that just asks for nothing. Well now you can finally give them nothing with this deluxe gift…
Have you ever wanted to rip someone’s arm out because you lost a game? Do you like to speak in a variety of…
Tired of wrestling your kids to put on sunscreen? Meet your new best friend! The Solar Buddies applicator makes sun protection fun and…
Start your New Year’s Eve Party off right when you serve your friends their favorite drinks in these Peppermint Flavored Candy Cane Edible…
Need a dose of comfort? Meet your new best friends: the Emotional Support Chicken Nuggets! This set includes five soft, squishy plushies, each…
Add a little glitter and whimsy to your child’s room with this hand-painted unicorn bank. Watch your progress through the transparent cover; you’ll…
