Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Myard Human Skull Fire Pit Log
Looking to enhance your backyard space with a touch of spookiness? This highly detailed Human Skull Log made by Myard could be that…
Fire Breathing Bowser Action Figure
Reign chaos upon your toy shelf with the imposing fire-breathing Bowser action figure. Standing at a commanding seven inches, this meticulously detailed figure…
Balloon Pin House
Relive your love of the movie UP every day at the office with this balloon pin house. Just stuff it with it’s included…
Pencil Slingshot
Add fun to any classroom with this tiny metal pencil slingshot. Just attach it to any pencil and you’ll be launching paper balls around…
Giant Floor Lamp
Desk lamps are sweet, so why not have an oversized one? This eight foot floor lamp is designed to look like those sweet…
Color Changing Umbrella
Bring a little color to a rainy day with this color changing umbrella. With rain graphics near the edge that are activated when…
Gun and Target Alarm Clock
Lock N’ load and take a shot at this alarm clock with it’s wireless gun. Nothing will make you more alert in the…
Homemade Gin Kit
Who needs to bake cookies with you can make your own gin. It’s fun and easy to do with this Homemade Gin Kit.…
Rainbow Sprinkle Candle
Who doesn’t love rainbow sprinkles! If it’s your birthday or just a Monday it’s hard to hate colorful sprinkles. This rainbow sprinkles candle…
SHERP Off Roading ATV
Where do you need to go and how far away is it? DOESN’T MATTER. This SHERP ATV will get you to your destination,…


