Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
ThinkFun Gravity Maze Marble game
The ThinkFun Gravity Maze marble game is a fun and challenging game designed for children to sharpen their logical reasoning and planning skills.…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Star Trek Wines
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to sip a Cardassian Kanar at Quark’s bar? Well now you can find out!…
Whiskey Club Membership
It’s hard to shop for a someone who has everyone, have an uncle that loved liquor? The Flaviar subscription box is full of…
Fuego Sauce Gift Set
This hot sauce pack is straight FIRE! The Fuego Sauce gift set includes 7 exotic flavors of hot sauce. This includes chipotle peppers…
Wyze Smart Plug
The Wyze Plug will allow you to control your home from anywhere. The Wyze smart plug connects to your home wifi allowing you…
Easy-Press Buttons for Gloves
Cold weather can make it a pain to control your music. This easy press set of buttons for gloves is a perfect addition…
Batman Ice Cube Tray
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na BATMAN! Yeah, that is 16 Na’s for…
Self-Tying Water Balloons
Beat the heat – and your friends – this summer with these new self tying water balloons. While your friends are busy tying…
Puking Kitty Gravy Boat
Sick of boring, traditional gravy boats? Switch things up with the puking cat gravy boat! Your guests won’t know whether to be disgusted…


