Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Whiskey Stones
Engage in the fine art of whiskey drinking with these whiskey Stones. To keep it classy, for the true connoisseur, there is no…
Boosted Board – Electric Skateboard
Who doesn’t love to get around town quickly. Boosted boards can reach up to 22 mph and travel 7 miles, so you’ll be…
F**k It Cross Stitch Pattern
Add a bit of class to your home with this hilarious F**k It cross stitch pattern with wreath! This PDF will give you…
Mustache Tie Clip
Classy attire is important to any man, respect your stash with this mustache tie clip. Made out of matte gunmetal this stash for…
Multilayer Desert Coasters
Embrace the beauty of the American Southwest right on your table with these Multilayer Desert Coasters. Each coaster in this set of four…
Homesick Scented Candle
What scent makes you think of home? These hand-poured candles have bottled the quintessential scents from every state and are sure to spark…
Screaming Goat
Who doesn’t love viral a screaming goat. Whether it’s for your office desk or as a gag gift just about anyone will get…
Ham Dogger
If you’re looking to make hot dog shaped burgers the Ham Dogger is for you. This hot dog shaped mold for hamburgers will have anyone enjoying…
Set Sushi Sock Set
Sushi lovers rejoice! You can now wear your favorite swimming treats as socks. These colorful sushi socks are sure to turn heads next…
Vintage Michael Scott Shirt by American Thrift
Are you a fan of The Office and the man, the myth, the legend that is Michael Scott? Then you need this Vintage…


