Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Giant Suflower Seeds
Paint your garden with an exotic, sky-scraping touch with these Mongolian Giant Sunflower seeds. Renowned for their astronomical size, these sunflowers proudly stretch…
Ooni Outdoor Pizza Oven
This absolute heater of a pizza oven can get your pie soaring to temps of up to 932 degrees Fahrenheit. Providing an absolutely…
Cat Hand Puppet
Transform your hand instantly into a cat with this hilarious cat hand puppet. Crazy cat lovers will love this set of 5 finger…
#WeRateDogs Book
Everyone’s favorite doggo filled twitter account is now in book form! If you aren’t familiar with WeRateDogs they rate pups from all over the…
Smallrig Camera Tool
Unleash your inner videographer with the SmallRig Camera Tool, a 9-in-1 multi-function kit designed for the filming aficionado. This nifty gadget is a…
Catan Travel Edition
Now it’s easier than ever to take all the addictive fun of the hit board game on the go! It can entertain up…
Super Russian Roulette for NES
There’s nothing like a great party game to play with your friends on a drunken evening. Super Russian Roulette for NES is a…
Moon Jar Money Box
Start kids early on financial values with Moonjar. This new take on a piggy bank encourages kids to responsibly spend, save, and share…
Color Changing Wireless Speaker
Kicking back with a few friends and listening to some tunes is always a good time and a wireless speaker always improves the experience.…
Emoji Masks
Don’t just send emojis over text, wear a large happy smile emoji in real life with these masks. With different masks like the poop…


