Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
You’re going to need to celebrate your hometown football game win somehow, why not skip the expensive stadium booze and bring your own…
Oh classy gentleman with your fancy mustache filled house, well now your closet can be filled with the glory of the stash with…
Every day calls for a celebration! Announce yourself in champion style with these Pennant Sticky Notes. Old square notes? NO THANKS. What is…
Mom didn’t raise no fool who doesn’t like tea, now you can enjoy a single serving of tea with the Mr. T Tea…
Fans of the Office will lose their mind at this Office edition of the classic board game Clue. Relive classic shenanigans Dwight and…
Who doesn’t want a little shine in their breakfast. Well now it’s possible with this unique glittering maple syrup. The syrup is made…
Anyone who has a sense of humor will crack up when they look down at this doormat that says “Nice Underwear”
We’ve all run into the problem of wanting to use our phone or tablet while it was charging. Rather than leaning over your…
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Hey, jerk! Don’t be caught without the perfect comeback again. The Seinfeld Jerkstore t-shirt will let everyone know you’re witty and quick on…
