Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Mom didn’t raise no fool who doesn’t like tea, now you can enjoy a single serving of tea with the Mr. T Tea…
Rock the geek look all the time in your 8-bit world with these 8-bit sunglasses. Mario himself would have to deal with it…
Cruise for up to 23.6 miles with a top speed of 26mph you’ll be zipping around on the PomeloPro for miles. Just grab…
Enjoy this Mai Tai, you will. Get whimsical outside this summer with these adorable Star Wars Tiki Glasses. Featuring: Yoda, R2-D2, Chewie, Boba,…
Rock out with this Mini Guitar Lighter. You know it will be a face melting show once the LED lights kick in. Smoking…
Open mail in style with this Batarang letter opener. You’ll be slicing through all your mail in Batman fashion. A COLLECTOR’S ITEM –…
Light up your life with this 3D infinity mirror table lamp that will have you feeling like you’re living in a sci-fi flick.…
There is nothing worse than not being up to check up on your ants at night, well finally you can with an illuminated…
GO GO GADGET… Yes. You’ve always wanted to be incredibly equipped. Stuffed with gadgets, motors, extendable limbs, etc… The truth is, very few…
Piss away your liquor with this cheeky liquor dispenser. No matter if it’s whiskey, vodka, or gin it’ll hold all of your favorite…
