Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Lego 3MP Camera
This Lego Digital Camera that is made for children is designed to look like stack of Legos. The camera is designed to hold…
Nice Underwear Doormat
Anyone who has a sense of humor will crack up when they look down at this doormat that says “Nice Underwear”
Level Lock+ Connect
Step into the future of home security with the Level Lock+ Connect, your ultimate key to a smarter, more connected home. This next-gen…
The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made
P is for Pterodactyl duh! This hilarious book contains some of the WORST examples of the alphabet. Any adult will get a kick…
Half Gallon Motivational Water Bottle
Make Hydration A Priority- Whether you are an athlete or simply not drinking enough water, HydroMATE is for you. Hydration is essential to…
The Neck Hammock
Relax with the neck hammock, this tiny hammock for your head is designed to attach to any door and relieve any neck or…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Yoga Dice
Get inspired for your yoga session with this set of yoga dice. Whether you do yoga at the studio or home this set of…
Work and Weekend Mugs
Ever have trouble deciding which mug to use for a particular day? Represent your grumpy disposition with the work day mug, or represent…
Baby-Bump Sound System
So this is a thing. Research has suggested that babies are capable of hearing the mothers voice and music within the womb, so…


