Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Giant Inflatable Flamingo Pool Float
No longer the talk of the town with your giant inflatable donut pool float? Regain the praise of your community poolgoers with an…
Apple Credit Card
One card to rule them all! Apple has released their own credit card. With the primary goal of being simple with no fees.…
Waffle Shaped Soap
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
Dragon Balls
Enter the DBZ universe with this Dragon Ball Z Dragon Balls. Do you need a wish granted? These will be delivered by mail,…
Room In A Room Bed Tent
Bring the fun of camping to your bedroom with this unique bed tent. Whether you need to save money on your electric bill,…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
How to Train Your Dragon Pillow
The movie How to Train Your Dragon has been a massive hit for adults and children alike. Now you can bring home one…
Book of all Playboy Centerfolds
Playboy has established itself as one of the premiere men’s magazines. Certainly the magazine is praised for more than just beautiful, nude, women,…
Sony Playstation Wallet
Add a touch of retro to your wallet with this Sony Playstation wallet. Everyone remembers the top CD loading Playstation One, nothing like…
Air Wick Cinnabon Scented Spray
The most effective use of this product is waking your kids up in the morning and convincing them that you went out to…


