Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Images You Should Not Masturbate To (Book)
A book with this title is hard not to masturbate to it. Images you should not masturbate to is a challenge for a…
Nintendo Game Boy Color Wall Art
Any nostalgic gamer will remember playing Pokemon on their Game Boy color. Highlight the retro classics with this disassembled art work featuring a…
Harry Potter Cookie Cutter Set
No party is complete without cookies, and now you can use these cookie cutters to reflect the best series out there. It includes…
Candle by the Hour
Looking for a unique way to light up your home? The Candle By The Hour is the perfect solution! Made from natural beeswax,…
Google Pixelbook Go
Take the internet with you on the go with the new Google Pixelbook Go. This ultra lightweight laptop comes with a 13.3 inch…
Space Invaders Arcade Cabinet Backpack
Here at awesomestufftobuy we can’t really get enough of that gamer nostalgia. Take one peak at this Space Invaders Arcade Cabinet Backpack and…
Zelda Protective Case for Nintendo Switch
Safeguard your Nintendo Switch or Nintendo Switch Lite in style with this officially licensed Zelda Protective Case. It features a striking Legend of…
Skin Picking Fidget Toy
With the help of our unique skin-picking fidget toy, stop touching your hair and nails! This tactile toy, which comes in a rainbow…
Crafting With Cat Hair Book
If someone has a cat you already know they have plenty of cat hair laying around. Whether you own a cat or you…


