Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Samsung 49-Inch Curved Gaming Monitor
For sheer gaming immersion, it’s hard to beat the wide field of view offered by an ultra-wide monitor, which is why Samsung’s curved…
Minecraft Creeper Peeps
Just in time for easter these little Minecraft creepers will make a splash in any geek’s candy basssssket. Normal peeps are boring these…
Nuclear Explosion Lamp
Bombs away! Bring a nuclear winter to your living room with this realistic nuclear explosion lamp. This lamp features an incredible mushroom cloud…
Friends Photo Frame Mug
Bring your friends to a mug with this Friends inspired mug. Perfect for having a cup of joe while looking at a photo…
Gift Not Included Batteries
Most people are giving gifts that don’t have batteries included. Be a little different and give the gift of batteries with gift not…
Shoe Antimicrobial Odor Eliminator
Crush odor from your gym bag and shoes with this antimicrobial odor eliminator. These little capsules are designed to absorb odors and eliminate…
Viewable Root Garden
This delightful little garden offers education, nutrition, and entertainment! Grow your own veggies and watch the root process take place! It offers multiple…
Star Wars Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener
Get in hyper-drunk mode with this Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener. It’s no piece of junk either, it includes magnet on back to stick to your…
Star Wars Bubble Saber
Make your Padawan’s Star Wars themed party an unforgettable one by giving all the kids their very own bubble saber! The pdf contains…
Power Glove Oven Mitt
Be a wizard in the kitchen with this retro gaming-themed oven mitt! It works because when you’re this cool, nothing burns. You’ll love…


