Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
The Office Scott’s Tots Shirt
One fateful day an up-and-coming businessman made a promise to a room full of 3rd graders. These individuals are known as “Scott’s Tots.”…
Tasty: The Cookbook
Everyone loves Buzzfeed’s Tasty videos, well now you can have it in cookbook form! This book is especially awesome since you can pick…
GoldenEye 64 James Bond Replica Watch
This inspired piece of video game wristwear will delight fans of the classic Nintendo 64 shooter with its true-to-game appearance! With the orange…
Prank Money Wads
Prank your friends, coworkers, or even strangers with these stacks of fake $100 bills. Why actually earn a pile of money when you…
Cacti Coasters
Sick of coasters lying around your house? Well class up your home with these cactus coasters. If you’re trying to go with a desert…
Star Trek Polo Shirts
Whether you’re playing Racquetball against Dr. Bashir, or just want to show off your arms while you karate-chop a Gorn, these Star Trek…
Pearl Boba Milk Tea Bath Mat
This bath mat is all eager to please! Step out of the shower and right onto it’s happy face, it won’t mind! It’s…
Medieval Weapons Push Pins
Attack those cork boards with these mini medieval weapon push pins. With 5 styles of swords and axes and 2 of each you’ll…
Gameboy Fridge Magnet
Every geek has memories of their original giant Gameboy. Relive childhood with an even bigger Gameboy with this fridge magnet set. Every Time you…
Beer Mug Pool Float
As quaint as it is snuggly comfortable, this pool float designed to uncannily resemble a beer mug will be a great addition for…