Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Who doesn’t want to sit in bed all day and watch the birds outside; your cat is no different than us! Let your…
Show your true American heritage by becoming a bald eagle with talons. This set of mask and gloves will instantly transform you into…
Nothing is more annoying than tearing up a floor with your cleats on, now you can block your cleats with cleatskins. Just stretch…
If you have a modern desert vibe in your house you’ll love this concrete cactus lamp. Anyone can appreciate the cactus outline on…
Star Trek has always been about a brighter future, and now you can toast to that undiscovered country in stellar style with this…
We’re all robots in disguise but why not show off your inner workings with these kick ass autobot cufflinks from Transformers. Just make…
No longer forget something when you leave the house with these memo pads that hang from a doorknob. The perfect way to write…
Long car trips, airplane rides, and waiting rooms will do it every time! When people are forced to sit still for lengths of…
These are the coasters you are looking for. Fans of Star Wars will love putting their drink down on these handmade wooden Star…
This washable keyboard by Logitech is perfect for those with kids or just the super messy. If you’re tired of prying the keys…
