Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
New Mac Scented Candle v2
Buying the latest Apple products can be financially draining. Replace your tech addition with the Twelve South Inspire: Mac Candle No. 2, designed…
Amazon Echo Spot
Everyone is in love Alexa in Amazon’s Echo, the latest Echo Spot offers all the features you love about Alexa plus a screen.…
Handitaur Centaur Finger Puppet
We all want mythical creatures with us at all times, well with this Centaur Finger Puppet you can whip out this godly creature anywhere.…
Wood Desk Organizer
Keep your desk organized and tidy using this handmade desk organizer made from cherry wood. With a spot for all of your workspace…
Panda Skillet
If your house if full of everything panda related I’m sure you don’t have a panda skillet. Add this to any kitchen for…
Brass Knuckle Meat Tenderizer
Beat some meat to submission with this fantastic kitchen tool. With it’s groved base these brass knuckles with attached meat tenderizer can provide…
Bose Open-Ear Audio Sunglasses
Bring music with you on a bright day with this unique Bose open-ear sunglasses. They function as normal sunglasses plus have built in…
Star Wars Droid Salt & Pepper Shakers
These are the droids you are looking for… if you are trying to season your food. These adorable salt and pepper droid shakers…
Cat Lounge Pod
Treat your cat to a lounge in this hilariously cute cat lounge pod. Its clear bottom also makes it great for serving snacks…
Dog Business Ties
If you’re taking the dog to the office you might as well make sure he looks dashing. With these business ties for dogs…


