Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
3D-Glasses Contact Lens Case
This cute little container will be a great addition to any contact user who is tired of the bland and drab little disks…
DJI Spark – Tiny Portable Drone
DJI’s latest drone is its tiniest! At less than a pound and smaller than 6 inches wide the DJI spark is ready to…
All White 1000 Piece Puzzle
For those who are addicted to pain you’ll lose your mind assembling this 1000 piece puzzle of pure white. With no way to…
Mood Light Garden Orbs
Enter into to a world of fantasy in your back yard with these delightfully colored and bright orbs. It will add a touch…
Toxic Waste Drum Laundry Basket
Why not represent the true stench of your dirty laundry with this Toxic Waste Drum Laundry Basket.We all go through periods of rough stench, be…
F**k Off Soy Candle
Whether it’s a friend or a mosquito this “F**k off” candle will say it for you. It’ll ward away bugs with its citronella…
Heat Sensitive iPhone Case
You’ve got the hot hand. So use it. With this awesome thermal sensor cover case, every time you touch your phone it glows.…
Retro Gaming Controllers Poster
Add some minimalistic design to your personal space while also letting others know you’re always down to game with this 21” by 28”…
Sombrero Juicer
Need to get a lemon or lime easily into your drink? Well this little sombrero citrus juicer can do the job easily while…
What Do You Meme?
This adult party game for meme-lovers is a must at your next party. Perfect for the friends who love cards against humanity. With…


