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Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Buying the latest Apple products can be financially draining. Replace your tech addition with the Twelve South Inspire: Mac Candle No. 2, designed…
Everyone is in love Alexa in Amazon’s Echo, the latest Echo Spot offers all the features you love about Alexa plus a screen.…
We all want mythical creatures with us at all times, well with this Centaur Finger Puppet you can whip out this godly creature anywhere.…
Keep your desk organized and tidy using this handmade desk organizer made from cherry wood. With a spot for all of your workspace…
If your house if full of everything panda related I’m sure you don’t have a panda skillet. Add this to any kitchen for…
Beat some meat to submission with this fantastic kitchen tool. With it’s groved base these brass knuckles with attached meat tenderizer can provide…
Bring music with you on a bright day with this unique Bose open-ear sunglasses. They function as normal sunglasses plus have built in…
These are the droids you are looking for… if you are trying to season your food. These adorable salt and pepper droid shakers…
Treat your cat to a lounge in this hilariously cute cat lounge pod. Its clear bottom also makes it great for serving snacks…
If you’re taking the dog to the office you might as well make sure he looks dashing. With these business ties for dogs…
