Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Let’s face it, R2D2 is hot. Those classic lines and sultry beeps and boops are truly something to behold, and even to emulate.…
Historically there are no such thing as dragons. Defy history and equip your bathroom with this fabulous and elegant dragon faucet. This is…
Every fancy dinner party wouldn’t be complete without fancy mustache straws
If you’re ready to take a big bite out of summer, then this gigantic funny pool float donut is for you. Complete with…
Your car deserves to look just as cool as you do. Give your ride the fashion-forward upgrade it needs with one of these…
Go on a visual adventure inspired by Wes Anderson. Accidently Wes Anderson contains more than 200 beautiful locations on earth to create the…
Bring your friends to a mug with this Friends inspired mug. Perfect for having a cup of joe while looking at a photo…
Show everyone you mean business this Christmas with this hysterical pullover sweatshirt! With fake lapels and a printed-on holiday tie (yule tie?), the…
Light up your room and your mood with these utterly adorable Doggy Candles. Crafted with an eye for detail, they come in three…
Opening a coconut can be a pain. Especially if you love coconut water and coconut meat. This coconut opening kit includes all the…
