Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
100 Bucket List Movies Scratch Off Poster
This poster contains 100 of the best movies from around the globe. As you start watching through this list of 100 films you…
Instant Junk Drawer Kit
Transform that pristine, empty drawer into a treasure trove of “I might need this someday” with the Instant Junk Drawer Kit! It’s like…
Joe Exotic Candle
Finally the ultimate scented candle for Joe Exotic fans. Smells like like a fresh cut mullet, raw meat, AK-47’s and I saw the…
Neck Tie Pillow
Snoozin’ in the office just got a little more discrete. Strap up in the morning with your number one choice for ensuring a…
Lime to My Margarita Cocktail Print
Are you tired of boring wall decor that doesn’t scream ‘party time’? Look no further, my friend, because this Lime to My Margarita…
Meta Quest 3 Mixed Reality Headset
Experience the virtual realm while staying connected to reality with the Meta Quest 3 mixed reality headset. Distinguishing itself from its predecessor, the…
Stack Infinite Soap Bar
Wish you could combine your old soap bar with your current for an infinite cycle, well now you can with the Stack infinite…
Canon EOS R5
Photographers with tons of Canon lenses will love shooting on Canon’s latest mirrorless the Canon EOS R5. With a massive 45MP sensor, IBIS,…
Coloring Changing Duct Tape
Tired of the classic silver duct tape? Working on a craft or need some cool tape to decorate your indoor or outdoor living…
Passive Aggressive Notes
Why would you express yourself face to face when you can leave someone a passive aggressive note! With checkboxes like “Learning hot to park…


