Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
ANAPHOR™ is an aluminum desk toy that creates a hypnotic whirlpool inside when spun. Just spin it to reveal amazing natural phenomenon on…
Show your love of The Office with this epic pack of 50 stickers. With all of the classic lines like “That’s What She…
Whether it’s for your home or a new homeowner in your life just about anyone will appreciate this personalized cutting board. With is…
Cowabunga! Slice through your pepperoni pie like a true ninja master with Raphael’s Sai Pizza Slicer. This isn’t just a kitchen gadget; it’s…
For photographers, the Lensball is a crystal ball for visual magic! Made scratch and bubble free out of the same special K9 crystal…
Who doesn’t love a salty pretzel on a summer day. Well now you can rock a pretzel all summer long with this giant…
Everyone loves Snapchat, there isn’t a doubt about that. Well now embody all that is snaplicious with this official snapchat ghost stuffed animal.…
Am I the only one that thinks mornings suck? Birds singing all loud. Sun rising all bright. Alarm clock shrieking like mad. Yeah,…
This duck tape that glows in the dark is great for a halloween costume that really glows in a room. It’s also amazing…
Pull the pin on this paracord grenade and boom: 48 survival tools spill out, from fire starters and flashlights to razor blades and…
