Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Mini Quadcopter
We can’t get enough of quadcopters, with their 4 propellers of fury and frantic movements. Well now you can have one in the…
Llama Dusting Mitt
Add a bit of llama fun to cleaning with this llama dusting mitt. The furry exterior of this mitt will collect dirt and…
World’s Smallest Super Soaker
Get ready to soak your friends in the most unsuspecting way with the world’s smallest Super Soaker! Despite its pocket-sized design, this little…
Creepy Crawler Bug Maker
Here at awesomestufftobuy we are starting to get to the age where nostalgic toys really mean something. It’s fun to take a step…
Arlo Video Doorbell
Bring a bit of security to your doorstep with the Arlo video doorbell. With people detection you’ll know anytime is coming to your…
Indestructible iPhone Charging Cable
Sick and tired of iPhone charging cables breaking? Well Anker makes some of the best accessories for phones including batteries and charging cables.…
Pale Blue USB Rechargeable Batteries
Say goodbye to buying batteries with Pale Blue Earth’s convenient micro-USB rechargeable batteries! Pale Blue batteries charge 5 times faster than traditional rechargeable…
Where’s Waldo Jigsaw Puzzle
You’re bound to find Waldo when assembling this massive 3,000 piece jigsaw puzzle. The 32×45 inch puzzle features hundreds of travelers and of…
Ultra Thin Wallet
Quit carrying a massive wallet that weighs down your pants. At just 0.2 inches thick you’ll never know you’re even carrying this wallet. The…
Harry Potter Uno Card Game
500 points to Gryffindor! Finally a Harry Potter Uno game featuring your favorite characters, with the classic rules.


