Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
With all of the latest phones supporting wireless charging you’re missing out if you don’t have one. Perfect for the living room or…
Bro, you tryna get high? Caffeine high, that is. Although this drink will not get you stoned like the plant, it will certainly…
What cat wouldn’t love snuggling in this little snuggle pet bed. Great for cats of all sizes the snuggle pet bed is made…
Looking for a mug that’s not just for coffee but also doubles as a training tool for climbers? Look no further than the…
Get 30 seconds of air time with a paper airplane with the electric paper airplane conversion kit.
Everyone loves cupcakes plus everyone loves R2, why not stuff the too in a droid’s fantasy with this R2-D2 cupcake mold. Maybe you’re…
Mount plants just about anywhere with these ceramic wall hanging planters. Cacti, succulents or air plants will all look great hanging on your…
Improve your experience waking up with the Philips Hue alarm clock. This unique alarm clock will slowly fade through sunrise colors and play…
A great username is something special, and with these personalized LED signs, a gamer can really make their space their own! Whether they’re…
Add a splash of surrealism to your green spaces with the Melted Face Planter. Each planter, measuring a compact four inches wide by…
