Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Don’t Use My Decorative Towels
Say goodbye to boring kitchen towels and hello to a sassy addition to your kitchen with our “Don’t Use F**king My Decorative Towels”!…
Royal Prince Nobility Cape Cat Costume
You already know your cat is royalty so now show it with this hilarious nobility cape designed for cats. Perfect for a photoshoot…
‘If You Can Read This…’ Socks
Give the lady in your life a gift she really wants, a foot rub! These cozy socks that read ‘if you can read this,…
Poop Emoji Pillow
Finally show your love for the famous poop emoji with this 1 foot tall poop emoji pillow. Perfect to furnish a bathroom or…
Amazon Prime Membership
Amazon Prime is so useful that you might as well be giving someone an entire year of their life back. For many people…
Steampunk USB Drive
If you’re a fan of steampunk this 8GB USB drive is for you. The light up vacuum tube adds an industrial flare to…
Hook and Ring Game Wall-Mounted Bottle Opener
If your house is the life of the party in the summer this wall-mounted hook and ring game with bottle opener will be…
Amazon Echo Look
If you have a fashionista in the house the Amazon Echo Look will perfectly compliment your Amazon Echo while being your style assistant. The…
Razer Raiju Elite PS4 Gaming Controller
If you’re an avid PS4 gamer you can get a bit jealous of the Xbox elite controller. With additional buttons, presets, and sensitivity…
Puffy Shirt Sticker
Avast, ye landlubbers! Show off your love for the high seas and one of the most memorable Seinfeld episodes with the puffy shirt…


