Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Nothing says I love you like “I Tolerate You” get a laugh on your next anniversary with this hilarious card.
A player is only as good as their inputs allow them to be, and Razer knows it. The wireless Viper is a high…
Take your meals to the next level with the OCD Chef Cutting Board! Its handy grid and guidelines take the guesswork out of…
Annoyed that your Apple Macbook or iPad charger stick so far out of the wall? Blockhead is the perfect solution to make your…
Any carnivore will enjoy carrying this mini butcher cleaver on their keychain. These hand made tiny butcher knives feature a wooden handle, leather…
Enhance your child’s love for photos and photography with this fun camera for children. It’s got a unique voice recording feature that you…
Bring a prehistoric friend to the party with the Nachosaurus dip and snack dish set. Just stuff some Doritos in the back of this Stegosaurus…
Beam up your morning brew with the Spock Coffee Mug, perfect for Star Trek fans and coffee aficionados alike! This isn’t just any…
Are you a giant ick, or do you possess a giant ick? This Ick Mug is perfect for you. Even if you, like…
Bring the heat to the hot saucer lover in your life with this unique fire truck hot sauce sampler. Included are 6 unique…
