Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Bring the glow of a magical unicorn to your bedroom with this LED light unicorn lamp. Powered by batteries this lamp is a…
Protect your coffee table with these hilarious Seinfeld Quote Coasters. Each set includes four coasters, each with a different quote from the show.…
That’s no moon. One of the most powerful weapons in the galaxy is now for breakfast! Dish out Death Star shaped waffles with…
Embrace the beauty of the American Southwest right on your table with these Multilayer Desert Coasters. Each coaster in this set of four…
Sick of 3D movies? Luckily they make these actually working 2D glasses for when you want a flat view for your movie watching…
Whether you’re streaming on Twitch or just joining a video call the Litra Glow by Logitech will provide a bit of diffused light…
Everyone loves listening to a few songs before bed, make it a better experience with this pillow with a built-in speaker. Headphones can tangle your…
Add a bit of this mythical spirit to your cocktails made entirely from tears of Unicorns. Real Unicorn Gin includes a glittery finish and…
Samsung is back with the latest Galaxy device, the Samsung Galaxy S9 and S9+. Packed with the most modern technology the S9 focuses…
Don’t worry about tangled headphones anymore with Elewraps! Just wrap your cables with these and you’ll be enjoying a new colorful protected cable.…
