Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Bubble Candle
This bubble candle will be a stylish touch to just about any room. Each candle is made out of high-quality soy wax with…
Poop Soap
Why not wash your hands with the beast that you just released from your bowels? Incredibly disgusting, but equally as humorous. Makes a…
Bonny Boy Liquor Dispenser
Piss away your liquor with this cheeky liquor dispenser. No matter if it’s whiskey, vodka, or gin it’ll hold all of your favorite…
Hope You Told Us Doormat
Let’s face it, it’s and no one likes unexpected visitors so show how you really feel with this “hope you told us you…
HTML Book for Babies
Teach your baby how to code websites early in their years. Why not train your child to make millions of dollars by the…
Unicorn Tears Gin
Add a bit of this mythical spirit to your cocktails made entirely from tears of Unicorns. Real Unicorn Gin includes a glittery finish and…
The Office Floor Plan Print
Any fan of the Office will love this floor plan print of the iconic office from “The Office”. The Scranton branch of Dunder…
Joe Exotic Father’s Day Card
Who could ever forget the Joe Exotic saga, if your Dad loves Joe he’ll love this card! With “Hope Your Father’s Day is…
Pencil Slingshot
Add fun to any classroom with this tiny metal pencil slingshot. Just attach it to any pencil and you’ll be launching paper balls around…
Strawberry Cheesecake Kit Kat
Who doesn’t love the taste of a Kit Kat, gimme a break! Treat your sweet tooth to something new with this cheesecake flavored…


