Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Buffalo Bob’s Wild Game Jerky
Ever get a hankering to try the world of wild game? This little kit will allow you to do just that. It comes…
Handheld Super Mario Bros
Celebrate 35 years of the most influential game in history with this special commemorative Game and Watch! With the original Super Mario Bros.…
Massive Hammock
Hammocks are great and all, sure, but sometimes they get tight, uncomfortable, and for a large man it doesn’t always work out. Introducing…
Cat Battle Armor
If your cat spends any time out in the wild it’s time to level them up with this cat battle armor. Your cat will…
Mermaid Blanket
Even naptime can be a fairy tale with this cozy crocheted mermaid tail blanket. Curl up in style and add a dash of…
WWE Belt Waffle Maker
Step into the breakfast ring with the WWE Belt Waffle Maker, the undisputed champ of morning meals! Perfect for wrestling fans with a…
Stainless Steel Reusable Solo Cups
Say goodbye to single-use plastic cups and hello to the party king of cups! These Stainless Steel Reusable Solo Cups are the ultimate…
Cheeseburger Coasters
Protect your precious surfaces while giving your guests a laugh with these cheeseburger coasters. Crafted from sturdy polymer clay, each coaster is a…
Sex Panther Cologne from Anchorman
60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big…
Green Tea Oreos
Oreos might be the most amazing cookies on this side of the world, but Japan might have done the impossible and improved on…


