Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Lime to My Margarita Cocktail Print
Are you tired of boring wall decor that doesn’t scream ‘party time’? Look no further, my friend, because this Lime to My Margarita…
Circular LED Chandelier
Add a bit of modern flair to any living room with this very unique and modern LED Chandelier. With it’s very contemporary design…
Drop Stop Car Seat Gap Filler
Tired of losing your snacks and other small items in between the cracks of your car seat? Drop Stop’s Car Seat Gap Filler…
USB Typewriter
How hip are you? If you own a record player and a vinyl collection I have no clue why this isn’t being displayed…
Gourmet Coffee Sampler Box
Perk up your pal’s mornings with the ultimate wake-up call – a gourmet coffee sampler box! This isn’t just coffee; it’s a world…
Solar Powered Bug Zapper
You’re enjoying some wine with your friends on your patio and BOOM someone gets bit by a mosquito. Nothing will an outdoor wine…
Bear Park 1000-Piece Jigsaw Puzzle
Embrace your wild side with the Bear Park 1000-Piece Jigsaw Puzzle! Dive headfirst into a vibrant wilderness teeming with excitement and adventure. Ideal…
Armored Truck Piggy Bank
Keep your cash locked down tight with the Armored Truck Piggy Bank, the Fort Knox of coin storage! This isn’t just any piggy…
Prank Money Wads
Prank your friends, coworkers, or even strangers with these stacks of fake $100 bills. Why actually earn a pile of money when you…
Drunk Stoned or Stupid
Looking for a hilarious and revealing party game that will tell you who your real friends are? Look no further than Drunk Stoned…