Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Ultra Thin Wallet
Quit carrying a massive wallet that weighs down your pants. At just 0.2 inches thick you’ll never know you’re even carrying this wallet. The…
Personalized Wire Name Bookmark
Mark your page in style with this personalized wire name bookmark. Customize with your name or initials in a lovely script font. The…
Mountain Whisky Glass
Sip a glass of whiskey in this uniquely designed glass designed to look like mountains. No matter if it’s scotch or bourbon this…
NASA Moon Puzzle
Enjoy the glory of the Moon with this 100 piece puzzle of the moon. Created with official photography form NASA archives any space…
Hotline Bling Wrapping Paper
Ever since I wrapped this present, YOU! If you know why that hotline is blinging then you will most certainly need to wrap…
Fundie Undies
Valentines day is a time to share your love with the person closest to your heart. These underwear are a fantastic way to…
Supergal Bookend
Who better to hold up your book collection than Super Woman? This supergal bookend is a subtle conversation peace in any living room…
Fruit Loop Scented Candle
Feeling homesick? Light up a Fruit Loop Scented Candle and play your favorite Nintendo game. The scent will fill the air for hours.…
100 Deadly Skills Book
Look no further for the ultimate survival guide. 100 Deadly Skills is written by a retired Navy SEAL and covers everything from getting…
Modern Indoor Dog Den with Cotton Canopy
Finally, a dog house that actually looks good in your living room! This isn’t just a crate, it’s a stylish piece of indoor…


