Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
The Instant Pot Duo Plus
If your parents love to cook they’ll love the Instant Pot Duo Plus. The Instant Pot lets you cook tons of things with…
Mustache Pacifier
No one is ever too young for a mustache, and luckily the mustache pacifier will get your infant that rustic mustache look.
Poop Emoji Coffee Mug with Cookie Holder
Enjoy a morning coffee with this 10 ounce poop emoji coffee mug. Best of all it has a built in cookie holder for…
Pokémon Sword and Shield
The latest Pokemon game for 2019 is here! Pokemon fans will love the Sword and Shield on the Nintendo Switch. With gameplay similar…
The Office Downsizing Board Game
Will the Scranton branch close or will Michael save the day? Find out in The Office downsizing board game. Play as your favorite…
Doctor Unicorn Hooded Bathrobe
The Doctor Unicorn Hooded Bathrobe is the perfect way to turn bath time into a magical experience for your little ones. With a…
Shot Glass Card
This holiday card turns into a fucking shot glass, yes… that’s right, a perfect way to oust everyone at a birthday.
Inflatable Hot Tub
Hot tubs can cost thousands of dollars not including installation. Finally you can enjoy a warm soak without the massive costs with this…
LEGO Ninja Turtles Turtle Lair Attack
Relive your childhood or introduce your children to the glory that is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Includes 5 mini figures: Leonardo, Raphael, Master…
Pool Noodle Sword
HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The…


