Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Dog Ewok Costume
Turn your furry friend into an Ewok from Star Wars with this costume. Perfect for the Battle of Endor at the end of Halloween.
Red Furarri Dog Bed
Give your pet some respect and make him or her the talk of the neighbor hood with this Red Furarri Dog Bed. Never…
Portable Sauna
Who doesn’t enjoy a day at the spa, well now just about anyone can have a spa day daily with this portable sauna.…
Catalina Crunch: Keto Friendly Cereal
If you are a keto addict and want to streamline your carb intake but miss having a bowl of cereal in the morning…
Infinity Cube Fidget Toy
Idle hands are the devil’s plaything —are they not? Well here’s something awesome to keep them occupied… Infinity Cube Fidget Toy is the…
Giant Gummy Pickle
Ever craved a pickle that bounces back? This giant gummy delivers sour dill pickle flavor in a chewy, fun twist on your snack…
Fidget Toy Hand Spinner
We have been finding these fidget gadgets to be quite popular, as people are find alternative ways to reduce their stress, anxiety, and…
Dragon Ball Z Shift Knob
Have you ever gone from gear 1 to 2 by touching a Dragon Ball? We highly doubt it, but we also highly recommend…
Zip Blade Tiny Knife
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
Manly Scented Soap
A man smells like manly things, bonfires, urinal mints, bacon, and now these scents have been captured in soaps. With 20 manly scentes there is…


