Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Godzilla Garden Gnome
Oh look the gnome forest in your garden is under attack from Godzilla! Make sure your garden is defended from gnome invaders with…
Kylo Ren Light-Up Chop Sabers
A short time ago in a dining room not so far, far away…. A family of Star Wars fans used glowing red chop…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Prescription Coffee Mug
Hell, you could be medicating with something worse than coffee. Get your medications straight in the morning and follow doctor’s orders with this…
Student Tears Mug
Unleash your inner educator with a twist of wicked humor! This “Student Tears” mug is the perfect sidekick for those early morning classes.…
Dr. Mario Tee
Gamers will have a throwback to the retro gaming days with this awesome Dr. Mario t-shirt. Nintendo fans will remember stacking pills in…
You Suck At Parking Cards
Who hasn’t come across a terrible park job? Seriously does someone really need to take up 3 parking spots with their PT cruiser.…
Scarf Camera Strap
Photography is a hobby for many of us, but why do so many camera straps make us looked like an armed guard ready…
Body By Starfleet: A Fitness Guide
Whether you’re exploring strange new worlds, or boldly going to try to open the pickle jar, Body By Starfleet contains the fitness routines…
Personalized American Dog Portrait
Give your dog a presidential portrait that would even make Bark Obama proud. This custom pup portrait is sure to make your dog…


