Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Do you like eggs? Are you a big fan of phallic shaped things? Two yolks and a shaft of egg whites make for…
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Add a bit of electric fun to the water with this electric hydrofoil surfboard. This board will glide you across the water at…
Historically there are no such thing as dragons. Defy history and equip your bathroom with this fabulous and elegant dragon faucet. This is…
From carpenters to fashion designers, architects to sewists, anyone working with non-sharp or rolling edges and angles can appreciate this Rolling Measurement Tool.…
Say hello to the teeny-tiny sentinel of holiday cheer, the World’s Smallest Elf on the Shelf! This little guy, standing at just over…
Bring the fun of camping to your bedroom with this unique bed tent. Whether you need to save money on your electric bill,…
A classic staple of winter is having a huge snowball fight with all of your friends. Well now you can have someone make…
Charge your iPhone and Apple Watch at the same time with the Anker Wireless Charger, 2 in 1 PowerWave+. The perfect addition to…
Everyone has that one friend who just needs a snack to chill out. Well the Emergency Snack Kit is here to help, full…
If you feel you’re too manly for a candle these manly scented candles are for you. Whether it’s for the garage or living…
Turn on your class and go suave. This book outlines all the classics and some modern twists sure to prove your cocktail knowledge…
