Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
If you’re looking for cut measuring spoons look no further than these cherry measuring spoons. Includes sizes are 1 tbsp, 1/2 tbsp, 1…
Perk up your pal’s mornings with the ultimate wake-up call – a gourmet coffee sampler box! This isn’t just coffee; it’s a world…
Here at awesome stuff we can’t get enough Star Wars or Lego. When you combine the two something magical happens. For example you…
Aye chihuahua! What an adorable shirt; manly too. Look like the small, yappy dog you are with this beautiful garment. You have always…
Add a purr-fect touch of charm to your home with the Kitty in a Jar Candle! These delightful 3.5-inch soy-wax candles come in…
Who said dogs can’t be pandas? Certainly not us ;) So let the cuteness begin. It’s time to trade in their bone for…
Add the classic vintage book smell to your reading nook at home with this soy wax candle that features scents of mahogany, oak,…
Who doesn’t want to bring the holiday season in, especially while charging their phone. This lightning cable is sure to bring the Christmas…
P is for Pterodactyl duh! This hilarious book contains some of the WORST examples of the alphabet. Any adult will get a kick…
Stay prepared for cold season in a quirky and fun way with this Moai Head tissue holder. Unassuming yet interesting, this unique tissue…
