Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
It’s like they say: you can’t have a crack problem if you don’t have a problem with crack. If anyone harasses you for…
Sick of the smoke alarm going off due to your cooking? well with the Nest Protect those days are behind you. Just give…
Keep your hands occupied at your desk with the Mezmoglobe, this kinetic desk sphere is a blast to rotate with its smooth spherical…
In the world of super soaker every kid’s dream was to have a squirt gun hooked up to the hose for unlimited firepower.…
Have an interest in detecting UFO’s? This UFO Detector is pretty much your only shot, even if it is a completely bogus product.…
Any eco friendly friend will love these Sprout pencils that are designed to be planted after use. With seeds for basil, cherry tomatoes,…
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
Made out of eco-friendly materials this folding bike helmet will keep you safe with it’s cardboard material. No more lugging around a large…
Screw diamond ore when you could be tapping into a cold brew with this Minecraft pickaxe that also works as a bottle opener.…
Be prepared in case of a car crash with this seat belt multi tool loaded with all kind of gadgets for an emergency.…
