Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Transform your kitchen into the coolest home bar with the Square One Mini Keg. This compact, fridge-friendly keg is a dream for beer…
The only thing better than putting a smile on someone’s face is making the veins in their forehead bulge. As they open box…
Relax in style with 2 friends with this portable triple hammock stand! This incredible device will hold up to 1200 pounds while supporting…
We’re all sick of reading the sides of measuring cups, and finally it’s been solved with this digital measuring cup. With it’s display…
Kids and adults alike will love this Lego Star Wars Darth Vader Alarm Clock. At 9.5 inches tall this is perfect for your…
Bring the solar system to any party with over 250 tiny LEDs inside this skirt. This is sure to turn heads in just…
Open mail in style with this Batarang letter opener. You’ll be slicing through all your mail in Batman fashion. A COLLECTOR’S ITEM –…
Whether it’s Foxhound, Diamond Dogs, or the original FOX unit, Big Boss and Solid Snake have belonged to some of the most iconic…
Start a fire and a laugh with these money to burn fire starters. Instead of a boring starter log or newspaper use these…
Ever notice your friendly feline staring longingly into your eyes as you eat a Go-Gurt or Freezie Pop? They want to be able…
