Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper comes in handy. Never feel dark and afraid in the bathroom again. Old faithful will guide you to the promised land with a few satisfying wipes. Great for blacklight parties especially.
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Zombie Toilet Paper Holder
Whether it’s for Halloween or the pandemic this zombie toilet paper holder is sure to give any guest a scare in your bathroom.…
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Glow in the Dark Bubbles
Bubbles are a memorable part of anyone’s childhood, but sadly never at night. These glow in the dark bubbles are perfect for the…
Penguine Paper Clips
Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool…
Butt and Face Soap Bar
Never get the sides of your soap mixed up again with this Butt and Face soap bar. Face written on one side and butt…
No Slip Serving Tray
This product reminded us of those infomercial compilations where people are blatantly dropping, improperly cutting, and overall breaking shit. Alright, so maybe you…
Skydio 2+ Drone
The Skydio 2+ will let you fly with the latest in autonomous tracking. The Skydio 2+ has incredible subject tracking and 360 obstacle…
Book Clock
Fill your bookshelf with this beautiful clock that someone could easily confuse with your books. An extraordinary gift for any book worm. With 3 fake books includes…
Business Suit Ugly Christmas Sweater
Show everyone you mean business this Christmas with this hysterical pullover sweatshirt! With fake lapels and a printed-on holiday tie (yule tie?), the…
GrowlerWerks Copper Mini Keg
Take your beer game to the next level with this copper mini carbonated growler by GrowlerWerks. No need to worry about flat beer…
Follow Me Bring Beer Sandals
Ever been stranded on a desert island without beer? well these sandals would come in handy in your time of need. Provide a path…
Hacksmith Mini-Saber
Calling all aspiring Jedis! Get ready to feel the force with the Hacksmith mini-saber! This pocket-sized tool is perfect for slicing through stuff,…
Amazon Dash Wand
If you’re annoyed by grocery shopping the Amazon Dash Wand is here to help. With the ability to scan barcodes and speak into…
The Night Dad Went to Prison – Children’s Book
No this book is not a joke, but yes we are kind of turning it into one. I suppose there is some merit…



