Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper comes in handy. Never feel dark and afraid in the bathroom again. Old faithful will guide you to the promised land with a few satisfying wipes. Great for blacklight parties especially.
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Zombie Toilet Paper Holder
Whether it’s for Halloween or the pandemic this zombie toilet paper holder is sure to give any guest a scare in your bathroom.…
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Glow in the Dark Bubbles
Bubbles are a memorable part of anyone’s childhood, but sadly never at night. These glow in the dark bubbles are perfect for the…
Penguine Paper Clips
Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool…
Handmade Dog Poncho
Turn your pup into the life of the paw-ty with these vibrant, handmade Mexican dog ponchos! Perfect for pooches of all sizes, from…
Cocktail Sugar & Salts Tower
Spice up their margarita game with the Cocktail Sugar & Salts Tower, a must-have for any adventurous cocktail connoisseur. This tower features custom-made…
Self Defense Baseball Cap With Hidden Knuckle Blade
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them…
Wall Mounted Circular Terrariums
Add some minimalistic flare to your home with this unique wall-mounted circular terrariums. Made from metal and glass these terrariums are sure to…
Asshole Repellent
There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must…
Prop Breakable Beer Bottles
If you’ve ever wanted to be in a bar fight but didn’t want to deal with pesky things like legal bills, concussions, and…
Apple Magic Keyboard for iPad Pro
Apple brings the flexibility of a laptop to the iPad Pro with its new Magic Keyboard. This first-party accessory by Apple adds a…
Waffle Shaped Soap
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
DJI Osmo Pocket 3
Elevate your videography with the DJI Osmo Pocket 3. This pocket-sized powerhouse features a 1-inch CMOS sensor for 4K recording at 120fps, ensuring…
Sure Fuck Cologne
Because who doesn’t love a sure thing? Hit the town and cause women to race across the street into traffic just to get…



