Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper comes in handy. Never feel dark and afraid in the bathroom again. Old faithful will guide you to the promised land with a few satisfying wipes. Great for blacklight parties especially.
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Zombie Toilet Paper Holder
Whether it’s for Halloween or the pandemic this zombie toilet paper holder is sure to give any guest a scare in your bathroom.…
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Glow in the Dark Bubbles
Bubbles are a memorable part of anyone’s childhood, but sadly never at night. These glow in the dark bubbles are perfect for the…
Penguine Paper Clips
Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool…
Black Cat Microwavable Heating Pad
Meet your new favorite cuddle buddy. This adorable black cat is a microwaveable heating pad designed to melt away aches and cramps. Filled…
No Slip Serving Tray
This product reminded us of those infomercial compilations where people are blatantly dropping, improperly cutting, and overall breaking shit. Alright, so maybe you…
Paracord Grenade 48-in-1 Survival Kit
Pull the pin on this paracord grenade and boom: 48 survival tools spill out, from fire starters and flashlights to razor blades and…
Watercolour Temporary Tattoos
Most temporary tattoos are pretty lame, and run the gamut of boardwalk henna to monkey blowing a bubble. Nothing you’d actually want to…
The Little Book of Life Hacks
Are you on the road to finding your true happiness? Take the shortcut and get there faster with this delightful read. From budgeting…
Heat Sensitive iPhone Case
You’ve got the hot hand. So use it. With this awesome thermal sensor cover case, every time you touch your phone it glows.…
Manly Scented Soap
A man smells like manly things, bonfires, urinal mints, bacon, and now these scents have been captured in soaps. With 20 manly scentes there is…
MJKJ Handheld Emulator Game Console
If you’re into emulating old games (legally of course!) the MJKJ RG351M will be your trusty companion. With support of PSP, N64, NDS,…
Square Ear Cuff
Elevate your ear game sans piercings with the chic Square Ear Cuff. Gold-plated for that luxe finish, it’s versatile enough for earlobe and…
Unicorn Tears Gin
Add a bit of this mythical spirit to your cocktails made entirely from tears of Unicorns. Real Unicorn Gin includes a glittery finish and…



