Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper comes in handy. Never feel dark and afraid in the bathroom again. Old faithful will guide you to the promised land with a few satisfying wipes. Great for blacklight parties especially.
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Zombie Toilet Paper Holder
Whether it’s for Halloween or the pandemic this zombie toilet paper holder is sure to give any guest a scare in your bathroom.…
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Glow in the Dark Bubbles
Bubbles are a memorable part of anyone’s childhood, but sadly never at night. These glow in the dark bubbles are perfect for the…
Penguine Paper Clips
Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool…
Spock Coffee Mug
Beam up your morning brew with the Spock Coffee Mug, perfect for Star Trek fans and coffee aficionados alike! This isn’t just any…
8-Bit Treasure Chest
Sometimes we need to keep our loot safe. This is one of those times. Check out this adorable 8-bit treasure chest, prepared to…
Thor’s Hammer Kettlebell
Channel the might of Asgard in your workouts with the Thor’s Hammer Kettlebell. Not just a piece of exercise equipment, it’s a symbol…
Botanical Flowers Chart
This wonderfully colorful and detailed flower chart boasts a beautiful bouquet of flowering plants. Over 50 varieties of flower are both colorfully drawn…
Poop Emoji Pillow
Finally show your love for the famous poop emoji with this 1 foot tall poop emoji pillow. Perfect to furnish a bathroom or…
Personalized Wax Seal
Start sending formal letters in style with this personalized wax seal. Whether it’s for a wedding invitation or just a letter to a…
Two Wheeled Self Balancing Hoverboard
The last time I trusted anything that claimed to be smart balancing, I ended up in the ER where I was charged $459…
Stun Gun Defense Cane
Sleek and effective, this Zap Self Defense Cane is equipped with a Flashlight and, of course, a whopping 1 MILLION volt charge that…
Super Nintendo USB Gamepad
Replicate the original SNES experience with this Super Nintendo USB gamepad. Perfect for playing emulated games on a PC or laptop.
Nicolas Cage Coloring Book
No actor in Hollywood colors their lines the same way Nicolas Cage does, and nobody colors Nicolas Cage the same way you do!…



