Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper comes in handy. Never feel dark and afraid in the bathroom again. Old faithful will guide you to the promised land with a few satisfying wipes. Great for blacklight parties especially.
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Zombie Toilet Paper Holder
Whether it’s for Halloween or the pandemic this zombie toilet paper holder is sure to give any guest a scare in your bathroom.…
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Glow in the Dark Bubbles
Bubbles are a memorable part of anyone’s childhood, but sadly never at night. These glow in the dark bubbles are perfect for the…
Penguine Paper Clips
Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool…
Pennant Sticky Notes
Every day calls for a celebration! Announce yourself in champion style with these Pennant Sticky Notes. Old square notes? NO THANKS. What is…
Star Trek Cats
Captain’s log: we’ve encounter a stunning book full of hand illustrated cats in iconic Star Trek scenes. The Star Trek Cats book features…
Crib Feeder Attachment
Feed your child like a fucking hamster. As a note, this box is a complete joke. You put the actual item inside, but…
Massive Bag of Cereal Marshmallows
Love the marshmallows in lucky charms? well today is your lucky day. Get a massive 12 pound bag of just marshmallows from cereal…
Chewbacca Robe
Transform into a comfy and totally cool being in this furry and soft Chewbacca Robe from the always awesome movie Star Wars. Having…
Hoppy Beer Soap
Beer lovers will love bathing in this hoppy IPA bar of soap. Made in the US with real beer these hoppy beer soap…
Toasted Selfies
But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it…
Silicone Bottletop BBQ Baster
The Silicone Bottletop BBQ Baster will add a new dimension to your grilling experience. Right from the bottle, baste your meats and vegetables…
Personalized Dog Bowl
Whether it’s Spike, Darby, or Rook you’ll be able to get your dog’s name on this personalized dog bowl. This handmade bowl made…
Emergency Batarangs
Super-criminals have taken over your neighborhood, and you forgot your utility belt! Fortunately, these stainless steel Batarangs have got your back! They come…



