Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper comes in handy. Never feel dark and afraid in the bathroom again. Old faithful will guide you to the promised land with a few satisfying wipes. Great for blacklight parties especially.
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Zombie Toilet Paper Holder
Whether it’s for Halloween or the pandemic this zombie toilet paper holder is sure to give any guest a scare in your bathroom.…
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Glow in the Dark Bubbles
Bubbles are a memorable part of anyone’s childhood, but sadly never at night. These glow in the dark bubbles are perfect for the…
Penguine Paper Clips
Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool…
Super Russian Roulette for NES
There’s nothing like a great party game to play with your friends on a drunken evening. Super Russian Roulette for NES is a…
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Laboratory Beaker Shot Glasses
Indulge in scientific precision even during your wild moments with these laboratory beaker shot glasses. Perfect for the science enthusiast, this set includes…
Emoji Masks
Don’t just send emojis over text, wear a large happy smile emoji in real life with these masks. With different masks like the poop…
Tabeltop Bar Set
This tasteful cherry-stained acacia wood cocktail set is an en elegant fusion of sophistication and convenience. With 19 stainless steel and glass accessories,…
June Smart Oven
You’re telling me I can enjoy perfectly cooked pizza, steak, and baked chicken at the mercy of an AI powered stove? I can…
Giant Meteor 2020 Bumper Sticker
Make motorists laugh like there’s no tomorrow… The left. The right. Does it really matter?! We’re all going to hell in a handbasket!…
Death Star Planter
Check out this adorable Death Star planter. The perfect size for your windowsill, desk, or kitchenette! It will fit one small plant and…
Sh*t Show Supervisor Cap
Embrace the chaos of leadership with the Shit Show Supervisor cap, a hat that speaks volumes in just three words. Whether you’re a…
Chewbacca Mug
I suggest a new strategy, R2…always use the Wookiee cup! A great gift for the Star Wars fans, this BPA-free ceramic mug features…



