Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell of bacon but you can always make bacon while wearing these!
Bacon & Eggs Cuff Links
Want to spice up your gentleman’s formal attire? These bacon and eggs cufflinks are ideal for the dapper gentleman who enjoys his breakfast…
Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka
Looking to add some sizzle to your next party? Look no further than Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka! This one-of-a-kind liquor combines the smoothness…
Bacon Clothesline
If bacon is your vice this bacon clothesline will make the perfect addition to your kitchen. Designed to get the grease off your…
B-itch Mug
Why are we mean muggin you? Because it’s hilarious!! This B*TCH mug has an estrogenic attitude, and an ornery appeal that will catch…
Bacon Express Crispy Bacon Grill
So here you are, 8AM, ravenous. Do you really want to spend the little time you have to yourself in the morning frying…
Bacon Lanyard
Ever dreamed of slinging some hot juicy bacon around your neck? Maybe you have actually gone through with this dream and actually done…
Pig Bacon Grill Press
Make your bacon in style with this incredible pig grill press. No one has time to wait for bacon and this will easily…
Dual Breakfast Sandwich Maker
Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious…
Bacon Bowl
Why eat out of a bowl you have to clean afterwards? Be resourceful and economic by eating the bowl your food is served…
Make Your Own Bacon Kit
Why buy the crappy store bought stuff when you can make it yourself? It is a general rule of thumb that bacon is…
World’s Smallest Operation Board Game
Oh, you think you’re good at Operation? Only the realest gamers have the precision and skill necessary to master World’s Smallest Operation. With…
Pokeball Piggy Bank
You’ll catch more than Pokemon creatures with this Pokeball Bank! Top off the collection of all the Pokemon fanatics in your life with…
90’s Retro Jazz Mug
Bring the 90’s back in your office and get jiggy with it whenever you go to the break room with this retro solo…
Turkey Hat
Your newborn will be the hit of the party with this turkey hat. As delicious as a baby looks, add some extra gravy…
Fire Breathing Dragon Table Lamp
Bring the power and might of a fire breathing dragon to your bedside with this epic dragon table lamp. This incredible lamp has…
Full Body Sleeping Bag
Say I love to camp all the time with this wearable sleeping bag that covers your entire body. Staying warm while outside is…
MagKey: Quiet Smart Magnetic Key Organizer
Tired of noisy keys? well the MagKey is here to save the day! With it’s clever magnetic design your keys won’t cling together anymore.…
Homer Bushes Meme Tufted Rug
Bring a bit of Springfield’s finest humor to your floor with the Homer Bushes Meme Tufted Rug! This isn’t just a rug; it’s…
Spider-Man Kite
NOT QUITE BATMAN. Zip through the air like a superhero with this Spider-Man Kite. Townsfolk and city dwells alike will peer out their…
Crochet Knight Hat Beanie
Be the hit at any renfest with this crochet knight helmet beanie. Perhaps you just enjoy riding your fixed gear horse around town,…



