Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell of bacon but you can always make bacon while wearing these!
Bacon & Eggs Cuff Links
Want to spice up your gentleman’s formal attire? These bacon and eggs cufflinks are ideal for the dapper gentleman who enjoys his breakfast…
Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka
Looking to add some sizzle to your next party? Look no further than Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka! This one-of-a-kind liquor combines the smoothness…
Bacon Clothesline
If bacon is your vice this bacon clothesline will make the perfect addition to your kitchen. Designed to get the grease off your…
B-itch Mug
Why are we mean muggin you? Because it’s hilarious!! This B*TCH mug has an estrogenic attitude, and an ornery appeal that will catch…
Bacon Express Crispy Bacon Grill
So here you are, 8AM, ravenous. Do you really want to spend the little time you have to yourself in the morning frying…
Bacon Lanyard
Ever dreamed of slinging some hot juicy bacon around your neck? Maybe you have actually gone through with this dream and actually done…
Pig Bacon Grill Press
Make your bacon in style with this incredible pig grill press. No one has time to wait for bacon and this will easily…
Dual Breakfast Sandwich Maker
Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious…
Bacon Bowl
Why eat out of a bowl you have to clean afterwards? Be resourceful and economic by eating the bowl your food is served…
Make Your Own Bacon Kit
Why buy the crappy store bought stuff when you can make it yourself? It is a general rule of thumb that bacon is…
Wyze Cam Outdoor
If you have Wyze cameras you already know they are known for the affordable high quality smart home ecosystem. The latest Wyze camera…
Stanley Hudson Drink Coaster
Who doesn’t love Stanley Hudson and his love for pretzel day. Now you can relive Stanley in all of his glory on this…
Samurai Sword Keychain Knife
Ever dream of being a Japanese Samurai? well now that dream can become a reality with the Pocket Samurai. This tiny samurai sword…
Scientific Explorer Disgusting Science Kit
Ewwww… You hear this a lot from 8-year-olds when they are disgusted or irritated. Prepare to hear it again and again from your…
The Legend of Zelda: Hyrule Historia Book
A load of Zelda facts, art, and information has been compiled into the Hyrule Historia book. If you are a fan of Zelda…
Hand-Woven Macrame Rainbow
Add a fun touch of color to your bedroom with this hand-woven rainbow. Place it on your wall, table, or even door for…
Animal Crossing Lanyard
This convenient and warmly colored lanyard, decorated with Animal Crossing’s memorable and diverse cast of villagers, is sure to bring a smile to…
Dismember-Me Plush Zombie
Think Geek does it again with this interactive plush Zombie. Rip it apart and put it back together. Lovingly cuddle it and then…
New Mac Scented Candle v2
Buying the latest Apple products can be financially draining. Replace your tech addition with the Twelve South Inspire: Mac Candle No. 2, designed…
Desk Foot Hammock
Take a load off and kick up your feet with this tiny foot hammock for your desk. Whether it’s for your coworker or…



