Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell of bacon but you can always make bacon while wearing these!
Bacon & Eggs Cuff Links
Want to spice up your gentleman’s formal attire? These bacon and eggs cufflinks are ideal for the dapper gentleman who enjoys his breakfast…
Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka
Looking to add some sizzle to your next party? Look no further than Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka! This one-of-a-kind liquor combines the smoothness…
Bacon Clothesline
If bacon is your vice this bacon clothesline will make the perfect addition to your kitchen. Designed to get the grease off your…
B-itch Mug
Why are we mean muggin you? Because it’s hilarious!! This B*TCH mug has an estrogenic attitude, and an ornery appeal that will catch…
Bacon Express Crispy Bacon Grill
So here you are, 8AM, ravenous. Do you really want to spend the little time you have to yourself in the morning frying…
Bacon Lanyard
Ever dreamed of slinging some hot juicy bacon around your neck? Maybe you have actually gone through with this dream and actually done…
Pig Bacon Grill Press
Make your bacon in style with this incredible pig grill press. No one has time to wait for bacon and this will easily…
Dual Breakfast Sandwich Maker
Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious…
Bacon Bowl
Why eat out of a bowl you have to clean afterwards? Be resourceful and economic by eating the bowl your food is served…
Make Your Own Bacon Kit
Why buy the crappy store bought stuff when you can make it yourself? It is a general rule of thumb that bacon is…
Chewbacca Seat Belt Cover
Strap into your Millenium Falcon with ultimate pride once you equip your ride with this Chewbacca Seat Belt Cover. You may be inclined…
Barebones Edison Mini Lantern
Do you need a fashionable and useful lantern? It is best to use the Barebones Edison Mini Lantern. Its small size and long…
Light Saber BBQ Tongs
Use the power of the force to flip those juicy burgers and chicken. Be the master of your domain with these Star Wars…
Combination Steel Piggy Bank
Keep your cash stash secure with the Combination Steel Piggy Bank. Compact at 5.9 inches tall, it’s the perfect size to tuck away…
Pokeball Coffee Mug
Every Pokemon master should start their morning by sipping coffee out of this pokeball coffee mug. Any geeky Pokemon fan will appreciate this…
Samsung Galaxy Z Flip
Half flip phone, full smartphone. The Galaxy Z Flip from Samsung offers a unique folding display. You can open the phone just like…
Skeleton Cauldron Candle
Set the mood for a hauntingly atmospheric evening with the skeleton cauldron candle. Crafted with meticulous detail, this candle not only illuminates the…
Miracle Fruit Tablets
Miracle fruit tablets cause sour tasting things such as lemons taste sweet. Quite the interesting fun treat, just keep a miracle fruit tablet…
Plant-House Houseplant Treehouse
Give your greenery a little more pizzazz with the Plant-House houseplant treehouse kit! It’s the perfect gift for the plant-lover in your life…
It Tastes Like Feet Doormat
Give your visitors a dose of humor before they even step inside with the “it tastes like feet!” doormat. Referencing a classic comedic…



