Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell of bacon but you can always make bacon while wearing these!
Bacon & Eggs Cuff Links
Want to spice up your gentleman’s formal attire? These bacon and eggs cufflinks are ideal for the dapper gentleman who enjoys his breakfast…
Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka
Looking to add some sizzle to your next party? Look no further than Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka! This one-of-a-kind liquor combines the smoothness…
Bacon Clothesline
If bacon is your vice this bacon clothesline will make the perfect addition to your kitchen. Designed to get the grease off your…
B-itch Mug
Why are we mean muggin you? Because it’s hilarious!! This B*TCH mug has an estrogenic attitude, and an ornery appeal that will catch…
Bacon Express Crispy Bacon Grill
So here you are, 8AM, ravenous. Do you really want to spend the little time you have to yourself in the morning frying…
Bacon Lanyard
Ever dreamed of slinging some hot juicy bacon around your neck? Maybe you have actually gone through with this dream and actually done…
Pig Bacon Grill Press
Make your bacon in style with this incredible pig grill press. No one has time to wait for bacon and this will easily…
Dual Breakfast Sandwich Maker
Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious…
Bacon Bowl
Why eat out of a bowl you have to clean afterwards? Be resourceful and economic by eating the bowl your food is served…
Make Your Own Bacon Kit
Why buy the crappy store bought stuff when you can make it yourself? It is a general rule of thumb that bacon is…
Apple Magic Keyboard for iPad Pro
Apple brings the flexibility of a laptop to the iPad Pro with its new Magic Keyboard. This first-party accessory by Apple adds a…
8-Bit Mario Tie
For the formal gamer, this stylish silk Mario tie features crisp, clean pixel art based on the sprite from Super Mario World. It’s…
No Slip Serving Tray
This product reminded us of those infomercial compilations where people are blatantly dropping, improperly cutting, and overall breaking shit. Alright, so maybe you…
Amazon Smart Oven
This 4-in-1 microwave from amazon is a microwave, convection oven, food warmer, and air fryer! Plus it’s full of presets and of course…
No Ragrets Temporary Tattoo
Every consider getting a neck tattoo? Well now you can publically show the world what you’re about with this “No Ragrets” temporary tattoo. Any…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Shit Out Of Luck Multi-Tool
If you are the adventurous type you may find yourself in situations that call for an item that can help you when you…
KeySmart Key Holder & Organizer
No more jingling pockets and fumbling around in search of the right key. The KeySmart Key Holder & Organizer is here to make…
Work and Weekend Mugs
Ever have trouble deciding which mug to use for a particular day? Represent your grumpy disposition with the work day mug, or represent…
Facebook Like Stamp
Show your approval or disapproval of anything anywhere with the Facebook dislike and like stamps.



