Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell of bacon but you can always make bacon while wearing these!
Bacon & Eggs Cuff Links
Want to spice up your gentleman’s formal attire? These bacon and eggs cufflinks are ideal for the dapper gentleman who enjoys his breakfast…
Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka
Looking to add some sizzle to your next party? Look no further than Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka! This one-of-a-kind liquor combines the smoothness…
Bacon Clothesline
If bacon is your vice this bacon clothesline will make the perfect addition to your kitchen. Designed to get the grease off your…
B-itch Mug
Why are we mean muggin you? Because it’s hilarious!! This B*TCH mug has an estrogenic attitude, and an ornery appeal that will catch…
Bacon Express Crispy Bacon Grill
So here you are, 8AM, ravenous. Do you really want to spend the little time you have to yourself in the morning frying…
Bacon Lanyard
Ever dreamed of slinging some hot juicy bacon around your neck? Maybe you have actually gone through with this dream and actually done…
Pig Bacon Grill Press
Make your bacon in style with this incredible pig grill press. No one has time to wait for bacon and this will easily…
Dual Breakfast Sandwich Maker
Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious…
Bacon Bowl
Why eat out of a bowl you have to clean afterwards? Be resourceful and economic by eating the bowl your food is served…
Make Your Own Bacon Kit
Why buy the crappy store bought stuff when you can make it yourself? It is a general rule of thumb that bacon is…
iCufflinks
Be king of the nerds with these very unique cufflinks that light up. The iCufflinks have power lights on them that slowly glow…
How To Get Fired On Your First Day Notebook
Start a new job off right by bringing this “How To Get Fired On Your First Day” notebook to the office. This book…
Batman Twin Blade Batarang Knife
Become Batman with this twin bladed Batarang style knife. An assisted blade on each side for all of your adventures it also comes…
Pickle Rick Socks
I’m Pickle Rick… socks!!! Any Rick and Morty superfan will be ultra comfortable in these pickle Rick socks. These comfortable socks are made of…
Dick Belt
Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail…
Bourbon Barrel Toothpicks
Clean out your teeth with a touch of whiskey, these bourbon barrel toothpicks are handmade from American White Oak Bourbon Barrels including the…
I Am C-3PO Book
Get the inside scoop from the man himself, I am C-3PO takes you through the inside story of Anthony Daniels who played C3PO…
Personalized LEGO Brick Mosaic Portrait
LEGO fans will love these personalized brick portraits. These personalized portraits include 100s of pieces to make your photos into a unique mosaic…
Solar Phone Charger
Have you ever been in the situation where your battery is dead but you have to use your phone and there’s no outlets…
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
You will never experience the grandiosity of the Titanic, but with this Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug you can get darn close! Spruce up…



