Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell of bacon but you can always make bacon while wearing these!
Bacon & Eggs Cuff Links
Want to spice up your gentleman’s formal attire? These bacon and eggs cufflinks are ideal for the dapper gentleman who enjoys his breakfast…
Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka
Looking to add some sizzle to your next party? Look no further than Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka! This one-of-a-kind liquor combines the smoothness…
Bacon Clothesline
If bacon is your vice this bacon clothesline will make the perfect addition to your kitchen. Designed to get the grease off your…
B-itch Mug
Why are we mean muggin you? Because it’s hilarious!! This B*TCH mug has an estrogenic attitude, and an ornery appeal that will catch…
Bacon Express Crispy Bacon Grill
So here you are, 8AM, ravenous. Do you really want to spend the little time you have to yourself in the morning frying…
Bacon Lanyard
Ever dreamed of slinging some hot juicy bacon around your neck? Maybe you have actually gone through with this dream and actually done…
Pig Bacon Grill Press
Make your bacon in style with this incredible pig grill press. No one has time to wait for bacon and this will easily…
Dual Breakfast Sandwich Maker
Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious…
Bacon Bowl
Why eat out of a bowl you have to clean afterwards? Be resourceful and economic by eating the bowl your food is served…
Make Your Own Bacon Kit
Why buy the crappy store bought stuff when you can make it yourself? It is a general rule of thumb that bacon is…
Extra Loud Alarm Clock
Wake up, Sleeping Beauty! If your regular alarm clock fails to rouse you from your slumber, it’s time to upgrade to the Extra…
Arlo Pro 2 Home Security System
Give your home a sense of security with the Arlo Pro 2 security camera system. This set of 2 small security cameras are…
Mac Studio
Creatives will love adding the Mac Studio to their workflow. With the option for Apple’s new M1 Ultra chip the Mac Studio can…
Fortnite Neff Hoodie
Fans of Fortnite always want that victory royale so why not rep it on this unique NEFF hoodie. With the Neff logo on…
Sriracha Lip Balm
Ohh you so spicy…. Check out this Sriracha Lip Balm and burn yourself with the love of heat. Makes a great gift and…
Wham-O Hamper Hoops
When you get tired of your 8-year-old boy messing up his room with dirty laundry, this is the toy that you get for…
Hyper Fast Iced Coffee Maker
Sometimes you crave an iced coffee but don’t want to refrigerate the coffee overnight. The HyperChiller is here to quickly chill any liquid…
Real Human Rib
Take your collection of animal skulls and bottled terrors to the next level with this real human rib. Not only is it actually…
Bunsters Shit The Bed Hot Sauce
This ain’t your grandma’s hot sauce. Packed with Scorpion peppers, this Aussie import brings the heat (35,000 Scovilles!) and a surprisingly delicious flavor.…
Pie Piece Key Ring Charm
Show off your love for pastries and personalize your belongings with this pie piece key ring charm. Available with an initial, bead, or…