Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell of bacon but you can always make bacon while wearing these!
Bacon & Eggs Cuff Links
Want to spice up your gentleman’s formal attire? These bacon and eggs cufflinks are ideal for the dapper gentleman who enjoys his breakfast…
Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka
Looking to add some sizzle to your next party? Look no further than Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka! This one-of-a-kind liquor combines the smoothness…
Bacon Clothesline
If bacon is your vice this bacon clothesline will make the perfect addition to your kitchen. Designed to get the grease off your…
B-itch Mug
Why are we mean muggin you? Because it’s hilarious!! This B*TCH mug has an estrogenic attitude, and an ornery appeal that will catch…
Bacon Express Crispy Bacon Grill
So here you are, 8AM, ravenous. Do you really want to spend the little time you have to yourself in the morning frying…
Bacon Lanyard
Ever dreamed of slinging some hot juicy bacon around your neck? Maybe you have actually gone through with this dream and actually done…
Pig Bacon Grill Press
Make your bacon in style with this incredible pig grill press. No one has time to wait for bacon and this will easily…
Dual Breakfast Sandwich Maker
Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious…
Bacon Bowl
Why eat out of a bowl you have to clean afterwards? Be resourceful and economic by eating the bowl your food is served…
Make Your Own Bacon Kit
Why buy the crappy store bought stuff when you can make it yourself? It is a general rule of thumb that bacon is…
Margarita Cocktail Kit
Satisfy your friend’s margarita cravings with this Margarita Cocktail Kit. Complete with all the essentials for crafting the perfect drink, including glasses, shaker,…
NES Styled Hoodie
We all miss our classic grey NES, well look no further you can remember the good ol’ days with this classic NES hoodie.…
Key Ring Multi-Tool Scissors
What’s compact, sleek, durable, effective, and essential? These Key Ring Multi-Tool Scissors. Contained in this little package of metal is a bottle opener,…
Crap Taxidermy Book
The weird side of taxidermy comes out in the crap taxidermy coffee table book. This weird gift is sure to give even the…
Apple HomePod (2023)
Say ‘hey, Siri’ and get ready to experience sound like never before with the Second-Generation Apple HomePod. This speaker packs a punch with…
Gold Foiled Straws
Add a bit of class to your next party with this set of gold foiled straws. Perfect for a classy cocktail party and…
Solar Powered Keyboard
Ever felt the desire to do some serious blogging outside? This keyboard will serve some serious justice by absorbing the power of the…
Seinfeld Jerkstore T-Shirt
Hey, jerk! Don’t be caught without the perfect comeback again. The Seinfeld Jerkstore t-shirt will let everyone know you’re witty and quick on…
Leaf Sticky Notes
Leaf notes everywhere you go for a nature feel cover a wall in your house with these cute little leaf sticky notes. Maybe…
Fender Amp Mug
Rock out with your coffee addiction with his Fender amp mug. Anyone who plays an electric guitar will love this unique coffee mug.…