Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell of bacon but you can always make bacon while wearing these!
Bacon & Eggs Cuff Links
Want to spice up your gentleman’s formal attire? These bacon and eggs cufflinks are ideal for the dapper gentleman who enjoys his breakfast…
Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka
Looking to add some sizzle to your next party? Look no further than Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka! This one-of-a-kind liquor combines the smoothness…
Bacon Clothesline
If bacon is your vice this bacon clothesline will make the perfect addition to your kitchen. Designed to get the grease off your…
B-itch Mug
Why are we mean muggin you? Because it’s hilarious!! This B*TCH mug has an estrogenic attitude, and an ornery appeal that will catch…
Bacon Express Crispy Bacon Grill
So here you are, 8AM, ravenous. Do you really want to spend the little time you have to yourself in the morning frying…
Bacon Lanyard
Ever dreamed of slinging some hot juicy bacon around your neck? Maybe you have actually gone through with this dream and actually done…
Pig Bacon Grill Press
Make your bacon in style with this incredible pig grill press. No one has time to wait for bacon and this will easily…
Dual Breakfast Sandwich Maker
Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious…
Bacon Bowl
Why eat out of a bowl you have to clean afterwards? Be resourceful and economic by eating the bowl your food is served…
Make Your Own Bacon Kit
Why buy the crappy store bought stuff when you can make it yourself? It is a general rule of thumb that bacon is…
Dwight Schrute Bobblehead
Rainn Wilson’s fan-favorite character on The Office is one of TV’s funniest characters because of how seriously he takes himself. That never stopped…
Foldable Bike Helmet
Lugging around a bike helmet can be a pain especially when you’re biking around the city. The fend bicycle helmet is here to…
Ceramic Cat Mugs
Just about any cat person will enjoy sipping their morning coffee or tea from these cute ceramic cat mugs. In black and white…
Piggyback Rider Harness System
Carry your kid in style with this piggyback rider harness system. Just snap your kid and yourself in and you’ll be carrying your…
Thor’s Hammer USB Drive
Hold the power of the 21st century in your hands with this miniature Thor’s Hammer flash drive. Save your data and the world…
Staircase Basket
Easily store anything on your staircases with this basket with handles. Great for uncluttering the kids toys, moving clothes around your house, or…
Don’t Use My Decorative Towels
Say goodbye to boring kitchen towels and hello to a sassy addition to your kitchen with our “Don’t Use F**king My Decorative Towels”!…
Bamboo Straws
It’s like sipping from mother nature itself. Actually, it is nothing like that, but it is a pretty cool way to take a…
Anti-Social Butterfly Pin
Flaunt your introvert pride with the Anti-Social Butterfly Pin, a vibrant and cheeky nod to those who thrive in their own cocoon. This…
Ultimate Snacks Variety Box
You take one look at this box and think to yourself; “Did my parents not know this existed when I went to college,…



