Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell of bacon but you can always make bacon while wearing these!
Bacon & Eggs Cuff Links
Want to spice up your gentleman’s formal attire? These bacon and eggs cufflinks are ideal for the dapper gentleman who enjoys his breakfast…
Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka
Looking to add some sizzle to your next party? Look no further than Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka! This one-of-a-kind liquor combines the smoothness…
Bacon Clothesline
If bacon is your vice this bacon clothesline will make the perfect addition to your kitchen. Designed to get the grease off your…
B-itch Mug
Why are we mean muggin you? Because it’s hilarious!! This B*TCH mug has an estrogenic attitude, and an ornery appeal that will catch…
Bacon Express Crispy Bacon Grill
So here you are, 8AM, ravenous. Do you really want to spend the little time you have to yourself in the morning frying…
Bacon Lanyard
Ever dreamed of slinging some hot juicy bacon around your neck? Maybe you have actually gone through with this dream and actually done…
Pig Bacon Grill Press
Make your bacon in style with this incredible pig grill press. No one has time to wait for bacon and this will easily…
Dual Breakfast Sandwich Maker
Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious…
Bacon Bowl
Why eat out of a bowl you have to clean afterwards? Be resourceful and economic by eating the bowl your food is served…
Make Your Own Bacon Kit
Why buy the crappy store bought stuff when you can make it yourself? It is a general rule of thumb that bacon is…
Gold Scratch Off Map
Remember everywhere you’ve travelled with this gold scratch off map. Once you’ve visited a new country just grab a coin and scratch off…
Sherpa Wearable Blanket Hoodie
Snuggle up in this oversized Sherpa fleece wonder – it’s a hoodie, blanket, and cozy cocoon all in one! Giant hood pocket swallows…
Magnetic Wristband
Carrying a bunch of screws and nails gets annoying when you’re working on just about anything in construction. The MagnoGrip magnetic wristband is…
Fruit Loop Scented Candle
Feeling homesick? Light up a Fruit Loop Scented Candle and play your favorite Nintendo game. The scent will fill the air for hours.…
Flying Sky Lantern
Add some awesome fun to any event with these flying sky lanterns. Great for weddings, New Years, birthday parties or just alone in…
Mustache Hangers
Oh classy gentleman with your fancy mustache filled house, well now your closet can be filled with the glory of the stash with…
Moleskin Beer Journal
A great gift for any beer drinker, this moleskin beer journal will help catalog your drinking adventures. With pages designed for summarizing your…
Massive Telephoto Zoom Lens
You don’t have to be an astronaut to photograph moon craters. And you don’t have to get close to a lion to capture…
Ick Mug
Are you a giant ick, or do you possess a giant ick? This Ick Mug is perfect for you. Even if you, like…
Unicorn Slippers for Toddlers
Your feet will feel magical rocking these unicorn slippers. Perfect for the toddler that can’t get enough unicorn magic in their life.



