Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell of bacon but you can always make bacon while wearing these!
Bacon & Eggs Cuff Links
Want to spice up your gentleman’s formal attire? These bacon and eggs cufflinks are ideal for the dapper gentleman who enjoys his breakfast…
Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka
Looking to add some sizzle to your next party? Look no further than Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka! This one-of-a-kind liquor combines the smoothness…
Bacon Clothesline
If bacon is your vice this bacon clothesline will make the perfect addition to your kitchen. Designed to get the grease off your…
B-itch Mug
Why are we mean muggin you? Because it’s hilarious!! This B*TCH mug has an estrogenic attitude, and an ornery appeal that will catch…
Bacon Express Crispy Bacon Grill
So here you are, 8AM, ravenous. Do you really want to spend the little time you have to yourself in the morning frying…
Bacon Lanyard
Ever dreamed of slinging some hot juicy bacon around your neck? Maybe you have actually gone through with this dream and actually done…
Pig Bacon Grill Press
Make your bacon in style with this incredible pig grill press. No one has time to wait for bacon and this will easily…
Dual Breakfast Sandwich Maker
Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious…
Bacon Bowl
Why eat out of a bowl you have to clean afterwards? Be resourceful and economic by eating the bowl your food is served…
Make Your Own Bacon Kit
Why buy the crappy store bought stuff when you can make it yourself? It is a general rule of thumb that bacon is…
Shark Ice Mold
So it is an entire shark swimming around in your favorite drink or punchbowl… This is something we had to get on board…
Tub Drain Hair Catcher
Sick of your hair getting stuck in your shower drain? well the TubShroom is here to save the day. The TubShroom sits in…
DON’T GET STABBED! The Card Game
DON’T GET STABBED! is an easy to learn party game where you get to kill your family and friends (for pretend). The game…
Weed Stash Pillowcase
Who wouldn’t like to rest their head every night on a huge bag of weed? well now you finally can, this weed stash…
Tide Pod Bath Bombs
You know how great Tide Pods are at cleaning your clothes (and maybe even breath)! Well now you can get squeaky clean and…
The NoPhone Air
No distractions. No headphone jack. No Wifi. NoPhone is the perfect phone for anyone who is addicted to their phone. Finally a phone…
Wine Condoms
Recorking wine is always annoying, especially using all of those weird specialized gadgets. Use the century old method of condoms for your wine! These…
Steam Gift Card
If you’re buying for a PC gamer, you absolutely can’t go wrong with this. The sheer variety of games available on Steam means…
Rose Wine Bath Bombs
Turn bath time into an oasis with these rose wine bath bombs. Loaded with coconut oil these bath bombs are sure to give…
Anker Powerhouse: Portable Battery
Everyone knows how important it is to have a battery for your phone or even laptop and the Anker Powerhouse will keep you…



