Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell of bacon but you can always make bacon while wearing these!
Bacon & Eggs Cuff Links
Want to spice up your gentleman’s formal attire? These bacon and eggs cufflinks are ideal for the dapper gentleman who enjoys his breakfast…
Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka
Looking to add some sizzle to your next party? Look no further than Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka! This one-of-a-kind liquor combines the smoothness…
Bacon Clothesline
If bacon is your vice this bacon clothesline will make the perfect addition to your kitchen. Designed to get the grease off your…
B-itch Mug
Why are we mean muggin you? Because it’s hilarious!! This B*TCH mug has an estrogenic attitude, and an ornery appeal that will catch…
Bacon Express Crispy Bacon Grill
So here you are, 8AM, ravenous. Do you really want to spend the little time you have to yourself in the morning frying…
Bacon Lanyard
Ever dreamed of slinging some hot juicy bacon around your neck? Maybe you have actually gone through with this dream and actually done…
Pig Bacon Grill Press
Make your bacon in style with this incredible pig grill press. No one has time to wait for bacon and this will easily…
Dual Breakfast Sandwich Maker
Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious…
Bacon Bowl
Why eat out of a bowl you have to clean afterwards? Be resourceful and economic by eating the bowl your food is served…
Make Your Own Bacon Kit
Why buy the crappy store bought stuff when you can make it yourself? It is a general rule of thumb that bacon is…
360° Video Panoramic Lens for iPhone
Film a 360 degree panoramic video just like Google street view. Great for making quick videos that may capture a run or bike…
Porn for Women of a Certain Age
Finally a book to fulfill every woman’s fantasies. If Porn for Women is already gracing your coffee table you’ll love Porn for Women of…
Batarang Letter Opener
Open mail in style with this Batarang letter opener. You’ll be slicing through all your mail in Batman fashion. A COLLECTOR’S ITEM –…
Popbar Hot Chocolate Stirring Sticks Gift Set
Ditch the dusty cocoa powder. We put a solid block of real, gourmet chocolate on a stick. Just swirl one into a mug…
Embroidered Maple Leaf Harvest Table Runner
Ready to make your dining room feel instantly autumnal? This isn’t just a runner, it’s a cozy tapestry of fall vibes! Featuring gorgeous,…
Mo-Tool Multi-Tool Axe
An axe… manly, a hammer… manly, a multi-tool… manly, combine all of these into one tool and you have a man’s delight.
Batman Bookshelf
This bookshelf is brilliant for your billionaire pad in Gotham city. Bruce Wayne himself would be storing his DVDs, comic books and books in this…
Giant Playing Cards
These playing cards are sure to be a royal flush with kids or even the poker gang. What’s to hate! sized at a whopping…
Crochet Knight Hat Beanie
Be the hit at any renfest with this crochet knight helmet beanie. Perhaps you just enjoy riding your fixed gear horse around town,…
Pure Titanium Multi Utensil
The EATI is one of the most useful camping gadget made from titanium. This titanium multi utensil is built to open boxes, cut…



