Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell of bacon but you can always make bacon while wearing these!
Bacon & Eggs Cuff Links
Want to spice up your gentleman’s formal attire? These bacon and eggs cufflinks are ideal for the dapper gentleman who enjoys his breakfast…
Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka
Looking to add some sizzle to your next party? Look no further than Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka! This one-of-a-kind liquor combines the smoothness…
Bacon Clothesline
If bacon is your vice this bacon clothesline will make the perfect addition to your kitchen. Designed to get the grease off your…
B-itch Mug
Why are we mean muggin you? Because it’s hilarious!! This B*TCH mug has an estrogenic attitude, and an ornery appeal that will catch…
Bacon Express Crispy Bacon Grill
So here you are, 8AM, ravenous. Do you really want to spend the little time you have to yourself in the morning frying…
Bacon Lanyard
Ever dreamed of slinging some hot juicy bacon around your neck? Maybe you have actually gone through with this dream and actually done…
Pig Bacon Grill Press
Make your bacon in style with this incredible pig grill press. No one has time to wait for bacon and this will easily…
Dual Breakfast Sandwich Maker
Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious…
Bacon Bowl
Why eat out of a bowl you have to clean afterwards? Be resourceful and economic by eating the bowl your food is served…
Make Your Own Bacon Kit
Why buy the crappy store bought stuff when you can make it yourself? It is a general rule of thumb that bacon is…
Cable Clips
Tired of USB wires falling off your desk? Well these tiny cable clips are here to help. Whether it’s a charging cable, mouse…
Army Men Candles
Start a war at the kid’s next party with these Army Men on top of your cake. Any grown man will also appreciate these army…
Pimple Popper Tool Kit
Say goodbye to stray hairs and uninvited skin guests with this all-in-one beauty toolkit. Whether you are shaping your arches or tackling a…
Chinese Take Out Earrings
A lot of people tell me that you shouldn’t play with your food, but no one said anything about wearing it. These absolutely…
Realistic Bear Sleeping Bag
Have you ever wondered how bears keep warm through the deep chill of winter? How do they manage to hibernate deep in caves…
Glow in the Dark Sunglasses
Perfect for the club or your next festival, these glow in the dark sunglasses are sure to turn heads. Granted it will be…
Micro Bottle Opener
Feast your eyes on the smallest bottle opener known to man! But damn if it doesn’t do a great job! This PiCO…
Monogram Cork Holder
What wino doesn’t love showing off their cork collection. Hang this monogram cork holder on the wall or just sit it on a…
Nanoleaf: Square Light Changing Panels
Add a splash of color to any room with the Nanoleaf Canvas starter kit. Nanoleaf offers a range of light changing color panels…
Under Water Headphones
Midway through summer and you still don’t have a way to jam out during long swim sessions? You’re making a grave mistake, friend.…



