Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell of bacon but you can always make bacon while wearing these!
Bacon & Eggs Cuff Links
Want to spice up your gentleman’s formal attire? These bacon and eggs cufflinks are ideal for the dapper gentleman who enjoys his breakfast…
Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka
Looking to add some sizzle to your next party? Look no further than Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka! This one-of-a-kind liquor combines the smoothness…
Bacon Clothesline
If bacon is your vice this bacon clothesline will make the perfect addition to your kitchen. Designed to get the grease off your…
B-itch Mug
Why are we mean muggin you? Because it’s hilarious!! This B*TCH mug has an estrogenic attitude, and an ornery appeal that will catch…
Bacon Express Crispy Bacon Grill
So here you are, 8AM, ravenous. Do you really want to spend the little time you have to yourself in the morning frying…
Bacon Lanyard
Ever dreamed of slinging some hot juicy bacon around your neck? Maybe you have actually gone through with this dream and actually done…
Pig Bacon Grill Press
Make your bacon in style with this incredible pig grill press. No one has time to wait for bacon and this will easily…
Dual Breakfast Sandwich Maker
Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious…
Bacon Bowl
Why eat out of a bowl you have to clean afterwards? Be resourceful and economic by eating the bowl your food is served…
Make Your Own Bacon Kit
Why buy the crappy store bought stuff when you can make it yourself? It is a general rule of thumb that bacon is…
Square Ear Cuff
Elevate your ear game sans piercings with the chic Square Ear Cuff. Gold-plated for that luxe finish, it’s versatile enough for earlobe and…
Light Up Maple Tree Lamp
Who needs to wait for fall to enjoy those cozy, golden autumn feels? With the Light Up Maple Tree Lamp, you’re just a…
Book of all Playboy Centerfolds
Playboy has established itself as one of the premiere men’s magazines. Certainly the magazine is praised for more than just beautiful, nude, women,…
Wall Mounted Sunglass Organizer
Keep your shades collection sleek and orderly with this wall-mounted sunglass organizer. This space-saving solution offers various size options and comes in four…
Heart Anatomy Coasters
Learn all about the human heart with this six piece heart anatomy coaster set with different cross sections of the heart. Just stack them…
Stained Glass Cat
Any cat lover will appreciate this cute stained glass cat. When the sun hit’s it right you’ll be greeted with a cute rainbow…
Evil Hot Gummy Bears
Hot hot heat. Check out these devilishly cute bears. Infused with habanero and love. Spicy as can be, but also delicious (if you…
Lego Adhesive Tape
Lego in the kitchen, Lego on your bike, Lego on other toys, Lego everywhere with this Lego adhesive tape. Just roll out as…
Portable Pizza Pouch
It’s hard not to think of Bagel Bites when describing the portable pizza pouch. Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the evenin’, Pizza at suppertime! Now…
Lightsaber Keys
Open your door with the power of the force. These Lightsaber Keys will grant you access to not only the Millenium Falcon, but…