Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell of bacon but you can always make bacon while wearing these!
Bacon & Eggs Cuff Links
Want to spice up your gentleman’s formal attire? These bacon and eggs cufflinks are ideal for the dapper gentleman who enjoys his breakfast…
Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka
Looking to add some sizzle to your next party? Look no further than Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka! This one-of-a-kind liquor combines the smoothness…
Bacon Clothesline
If bacon is your vice this bacon clothesline will make the perfect addition to your kitchen. Designed to get the grease off your…
B-itch Mug
Why are we mean muggin you? Because it’s hilarious!! This B*TCH mug has an estrogenic attitude, and an ornery appeal that will catch…
Bacon Express Crispy Bacon Grill
So here you are, 8AM, ravenous. Do you really want to spend the little time you have to yourself in the morning frying…
Bacon Lanyard
Ever dreamed of slinging some hot juicy bacon around your neck? Maybe you have actually gone through with this dream and actually done…
Pig Bacon Grill Press
Make your bacon in style with this incredible pig grill press. No one has time to wait for bacon and this will easily…
Dual Breakfast Sandwich Maker
Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious…
Bacon Bowl
Why eat out of a bowl you have to clean afterwards? Be resourceful and economic by eating the bowl your food is served…
Make Your Own Bacon Kit
Why buy the crappy store bought stuff when you can make it yourself? It is a general rule of thumb that bacon is…
Smitten Mittens
Science has shown that skin on skin contact is necessary for the release of oxytocin (the LOVE hormone). If you have been wearing…
Skull Slides
Step into comfort while sporting a spooky vibe with these skull slides. Crafted from a lightweight EVA material, these sliders promise an airy,…
“Tea, Earl Grey, Hot” Mug
Enjoy Captain Picard’s drink of choice in this detailed mug! With a design based on Starfleet computers’ LCARS interface, this novelty mug holds…
Funny Mother’s Day Card: Bad Eyesight
Give Mom a laugh with this hilarious Mother’s Day card! Featuring a cute old lady squinting, it’s blank inside for your own witty…
Keurig K-Mini Coffee Maker
Anyone who has ever used a Keurig knows how incredibly easy poppin’ in a pod and making a cup of coffee is. No…
AirPods with Wireless Charging Case
Apple has updated their AirPods for 2019 with “Hey Siri” built in and better battery life. Best of all you can get a…
Inflatable Jabba the Hutt
Nothing spreads holiday cheer like a giant inflatable Jabba the Hutt in your yard. Heck this Jabba will look great intimidating all of…
Spotify Membership
Odds are, someone you know likes music, and odds are, they want to be able listen to it wherever they are without being…
Minecraft Head Masks
Where’s your head at? it better be in the cubed world of Minecraft with these awesome masks. Act like a creeper or Steve…
The Essential Cocktail Book
Never know what to drink? take your cocktail game to the next level with the Essential Cocktail Book full of 150 recipes. Break…