Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell of bacon but you can always make bacon while wearing these!
Bacon & Eggs Cuff Links
Want to spice up your gentleman’s formal attire? These bacon and eggs cufflinks are ideal for the dapper gentleman who enjoys his breakfast…
Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka
Looking to add some sizzle to your next party? Look no further than Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka! This one-of-a-kind liquor combines the smoothness…
Bacon Clothesline
If bacon is your vice this bacon clothesline will make the perfect addition to your kitchen. Designed to get the grease off your…
B-itch Mug
Why are we mean muggin you? Because it’s hilarious!! This B*TCH mug has an estrogenic attitude, and an ornery appeal that will catch…
Bacon Express Crispy Bacon Grill
So here you are, 8AM, ravenous. Do you really want to spend the little time you have to yourself in the morning frying…
Bacon Lanyard
Ever dreamed of slinging some hot juicy bacon around your neck? Maybe you have actually gone through with this dream and actually done…
Pig Bacon Grill Press
Make your bacon in style with this incredible pig grill press. No one has time to wait for bacon and this will easily…
Dual Breakfast Sandwich Maker
Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious…
Bacon Bowl
Why eat out of a bowl you have to clean afterwards? Be resourceful and economic by eating the bowl your food is served…
Make Your Own Bacon Kit
Why buy the crappy store bought stuff when you can make it yourself? It is a general rule of thumb that bacon is…
Stealing Coin Kitty
There’s a coin thief on the loose, but don’t be alarmed — this adorable little panda is stealing for a good cause. He’ll…
Inflatable Octopus Tentacles
Make a bold statement with Inflatable Octopus Tentacles! Measuring up to 6 feet long and featuring built-in LED lights, these glowing tentacles create…
Crying Unicorn Candle
There is nothing more powerful than a stream of rainbow tears running down a unicorn’s face. With this crying unicorn candle you can…
Pokeball Piggy Bank
You’ll catch more than Pokemon creatures with this Pokeball Bank! Top off the collection of all the Pokemon fanatics in your life with…
Grass iPhone 6 Cover
Be reminded of your lush green grass as home with this grass iPhone 6 phone case. Nothing says luxury more than a lush…
HyperX Cloud Stinger Gaming Headset
One of the sturdiest gaming headsets available, the HyperX Cloud Stinger brings durable design and luxury to your play sessions, no matter what…
True Facts That Sound Like Bullsh*t
Whether it’s for your trivia night or just some light reading you need to read True Facts That Sound Like Complete Bull$#*t. With…
One Handed Drink Party Plate
A place to put your finger foods at a party finally has arrived with this drink party plate you can stuff your face…
Mother Of The F**king Year Candle
Show mom what a badass she truly is with this candle that includes over 20 scent options including banana bread and pumpkin spice.…
Swannies: Glasses for Gamers & Techies
With holiday festivities around the corner, ’tis the season to ensure you and your loved ones get enough zzz’s. Innovative Swannies blue light…