Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell of bacon but you can always make bacon while wearing these!
Bacon & Eggs Cuff Links
Want to spice up your gentleman’s formal attire? These bacon and eggs cufflinks are ideal for the dapper gentleman who enjoys his breakfast…
Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka
Looking to add some sizzle to your next party? Look no further than Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka! This one-of-a-kind liquor combines the smoothness…
Bacon Clothesline
If bacon is your vice this bacon clothesline will make the perfect addition to your kitchen. Designed to get the grease off your…
B-itch Mug
Why are we mean muggin you? Because it’s hilarious!! This B*TCH mug has an estrogenic attitude, and an ornery appeal that will catch…
Bacon Express Crispy Bacon Grill
So here you are, 8AM, ravenous. Do you really want to spend the little time you have to yourself in the morning frying…
Bacon Lanyard
Ever dreamed of slinging some hot juicy bacon around your neck? Maybe you have actually gone through with this dream and actually done…
Pig Bacon Grill Press
Make your bacon in style with this incredible pig grill press. No one has time to wait for bacon and this will easily…
Dual Breakfast Sandwich Maker
Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious…
Bacon Bowl
Why eat out of a bowl you have to clean afterwards? Be resourceful and economic by eating the bowl your food is served…
Make Your Own Bacon Kit
Why buy the crappy store bought stuff when you can make it yourself? It is a general rule of thumb that bacon is…
Freak In The Sheets Excel Mug
Looking to add some humor to your morning coffee routine? Look no further than this “Freak In The Sheets” Excel mug. Perfect for…
The Instant Pot Duo Plus
If your parents love to cook they’ll love the Instant Pot Duo Plus. The Instant Pot lets you cook tons of things with…
Pearl Boba Milk Tea Bath Mat
This bath mat is all eager to please! Step out of the shower and right onto it’s happy face, it won’t mind! It’s…
Backbone One Mobile Gaming Controller
Bring gaming with you everywhere with the Backbone One. Perfect for gaming on your iPhone using PS Remote Play, Xbox Cloud, or any…
Self Defense Baseball Cap With Hidden Knuckle Blade
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them…
Humane AI Pin
Say hello to the future, pinned right on your tee! The Humane AI Pin isn’t just a flashy brooch; it’s your next-gen buddy…
Extra Loud Alarm Clock
Wake up, Sleeping Beauty! If your regular alarm clock fails to rouse you from your slumber, it’s time to upgrade to the Extra…
Collapsible Trunk Organizer
Make sure your trunk is as organized as a soccer mom’s with this Collapsible Trunk Organizer. This heavy-duty box is ready for all…
Nicolas Cage Pillowcase
What Nicolas Cage fan wouldn’t want to rest their head next to this National Treasure. With this Pillowcase Mr. Cage can watch over…
Micro Bottle Opener
Feast your eyes on the smallest bottle opener known to man! But damn if it doesn’t do a great job! This PiCO…



