Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell of bacon but you can always make bacon while wearing these!
Bacon & Eggs Cuff Links
Want to spice up your gentleman’s formal attire? These bacon and eggs cufflinks are ideal for the dapper gentleman who enjoys his breakfast…
Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka
Looking to add some sizzle to your next party? Look no further than Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka! This one-of-a-kind liquor combines the smoothness…
Bacon Clothesline
If bacon is your vice this bacon clothesline will make the perfect addition to your kitchen. Designed to get the grease off your…
B-itch Mug
Why are we mean muggin you? Because it’s hilarious!! This B*TCH mug has an estrogenic attitude, and an ornery appeal that will catch…
Bacon Express Crispy Bacon Grill
So here you are, 8AM, ravenous. Do you really want to spend the little time you have to yourself in the morning frying…
Bacon Lanyard
Ever dreamed of slinging some hot juicy bacon around your neck? Maybe you have actually gone through with this dream and actually done…
Pig Bacon Grill Press
Make your bacon in style with this incredible pig grill press. No one has time to wait for bacon and this will easily…
Dual Breakfast Sandwich Maker
Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious…
Bacon Bowl
Why eat out of a bowl you have to clean afterwards? Be resourceful and economic by eating the bowl your food is served…
Make Your Own Bacon Kit
Why buy the crappy store bought stuff when you can make it yourself? It is a general rule of thumb that bacon is…
Homemade Thai Iced Tea Kit
Love an artisanal drink, but not the coffeeshop prices? Be your own barista with these all-in-one, portable Thai Iced Tea packets. Just add…
Cave Calming Dog Bed
Create a cozy sanctuary for your furry friend with the Cave Calming Dog Bed. This ingenious dog bed is designed to provide your…
SteelSeries Gaming Mouse Pad
This gaming mouse pad from SteelSeries is an ideal gift for pc gamers. At a range of different sizes this high quality mouse…
Xbox Series S Toaster
Power up your breakfast routine with the Xbox Series S Toaster, the ultimate carb-loading companion for gamers. Sleek in its black and white…
Fire Breathing Bowser Action Figure
Reign chaos upon your toy shelf with the imposing fire-breathing Bowser action figure. Standing at a commanding seven inches, this meticulously detailed figure…
Prima Unwind CBD Bath Bomb
Looking for a way to unwind after a long day of work or a tough workout? Look no further than the Prima Unwind…
Hidden Tampon Flasks for Booze
You’re going to need to celebrate your hometown football game win somehow, why not skip the expensive stadium booze and bring your own…
Chewie Star Wars Hoodie
Have you ever wanted to rip someone’s arm out because you lost a game? Do you like to speak in a variety of…
Lock Pick Earrings
One of the worst things that you can do is find yourself in a situation for which you’re unprepared, particularly when it comes…
Pearl Boba Milk Tea Bath Mat
This bath mat is all eager to please! Step out of the shower and right onto it’s happy face, it won’t mind! It’s…



