Donald Trump Toilet Paper

I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in the USA this Donald Trump toilet paper trumps all others!

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$8.95

Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…

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$17.99

What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…

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$19.99

Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…

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$35.33

Get ready to dill-ight your creative side with Pickle Sidewalk Chalk! This isn’t your ordinary chalk; it’s a four-and-a-half-inch gherkin that transforms sidewalks…

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$5.99

I suggest a new strategy, R2…always use the Wookiee cup! A great gift for the Star Wars fans, this BPA-free ceramic mug features…

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$24.90