This tiny crossbow will have you shouting shut up and take my money! Wage war at the office or at home with this Q-Tip crossbow. Just load it up with one of the 25 included Q-Tips and shoot them up to 20 feet at any of your office foes. Plus it fits in your pocket for battles anywhere at anytime.
Credit Card Folding Knife
This handy little trinket will come up big whenever a sharp task presents itself. A perfect must have for any wallet bearer. A…
Critical Hit D20 Ice Mold
Sip strong at your next D&D gathering with D20 ice cubes using this ice mold. Also effective for about 1-2 die rolls, unless…
Easy Open Key Ring
Everyone hates taking keys off their keyring, well this horrible problem has finally been fixed with the FreeKey system. Just attach all of…
Stun Gun Baton
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…
NanoBlimp – World’s Smallest Blimp
Attach the NanoBlimp to any helium ballon to create the world’s smallest remote control blimp. With a remote control you’ll be controlling balloons…
Carbon Fiber Knives
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka**…
Light Up SOG Tactical Knife
There’s nothing more exciting then lighting up a foe before stabbing them, and foe we of course mean raw deer meat. This tactical…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit
When the zombie apocalypse hits you’re going to want to be ready and luckily Gerber makes a kit with all of the essential…
Self Defense Shoe Lace Spikes
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
Batman Twin Blade Batarang Knife
Become Batman with this twin bladed Batarang style knife. An assisted blade on each side for all of your adventures it also comes…
Sombrero Juicer
Need to get a lemon or lime easily into your drink? Well this little sombrero citrus juicer can do the job easily while…
Fire Extinguisher Lighter
Put the flames out (literally) with the fire extinguisher lighter, great to startle any fireman.
Electric Paper Airplane Kit
Get 30 seconds of air time with a paper airplane with the electric paper airplane conversion kit.
Annoy-a-Tron
Why not annoy the hell out of your friends with a randomly beeping device with an attached magnet.
Carma Sutra: Auto-Erotic Handbook
Making sweet love in your vehicle just got a lot easier (and a lot more adventurous). Increase your sex drive and prove to…
Sex Panther Cologne from Anchorman
60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big…
Bottle Opener Fidget Spinner
Finally a way to fidget and drink a few brews. This fidget spinner bottle opener will be able to crack beers on the…
Two Wheeled Self Balancing Hoverboard
The last time I trusted anything that claimed to be smart balancing, I ended up in the ER where I was charged $459…
Duckey Keycaps
Quack up your typing game with Duckeys, the adorable keycap charms for your keyboard! Swap out that plain old keycap for a Duckey…
Unicorn Taco Holder
Finally taco tuesday can be magical with this unicorn taco holder. No longer will you have to worry about your taco flopping over…
Super Mario Overall Switch Carrying Case
What Nintendo fanboy wouldn’t love carrying around their Switch in this carrying case designed to look like Mario’s overalls. Just about any gamer…
I Shoot People Mug
OK not that kind of shoot… C’mon now! We don’t promote violence here at awesome stuff, but we do promote humor and good…
Spyderco Bug: Mini Knife
This tiny knife made by Spyderco will always come in handy. No matter why you need a knife the convenience of the Spyderco…
Pool Noodle Sword
HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The…