Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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Nothing Of Value Here Doormat
Let’s face it, if anything is going to deter a potential thief it will be a witty doormat. Just plop this doormat reading…
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Custom Coordinates Necklace
Give your best friend a reminder of a special location in each other’s lives. These custom necklaces can be personalized with coordinates and…
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Wild Turkey Fixed Blade Tracker Knife
Whether you’re camping or hunting the Wild Turkey fixed blade tracker knife will make a great companion. With an included leather sheath and…
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World’s Largest Snickers Bar
Sometimes you get hungry. Other times you get REALLY hungry. This is for one of those other times. This snickers bar is a…
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Sunglasses with Mustache
If you’re not the mustache kind of man, you’re most likely a child but none the less these slick sunglasses include an attached…
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Personalized Cartoon Couples Portrait
No matter who it’s for any one in a couple will love this unique couple portrait illustration. These hand-drawn portraits are great for…
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Sriracha Gumballs
GOODNESS GRACIOUS.. GUMBALLS of FIRE!! These aren’t your mama’s Mentos… They’re a new breed of candy you can’t pass up! Seriously..heat never tasted so…
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Six Pack Beer Cooler Tote
Bring a chilled 6-pack of beers when you meet up with the boys using this tote bag. Best of all it includes a…
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Freeze Dried Watermelon
Make snack time a fruity affair with these freeze-dried watermelon slices. Each pack brims with organically sourced watermelon, masterfully dehydrated and sliced thin…
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Wrist-Watch Herb Grinder
“Hey man, do you have the time”? “Totally bro, let me check right quick… Dude it’s 4:20.” Stay hella furred by ensuring your…
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