Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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Mini Green Leaf Knife
Bring an edge with you everywhere with this nature inspired knife designed to look like a leaf. A handy tool to carry on…
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Mother Of The F**king Year Candle
Show mom what a badass she truly is with this candle that includes over 20 scent options including banana bread and pumpkin spice.…
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Keychain Breathalyzer
So many people these days think they’re good to drive after a night of drinking. A DUI or hurting someone is not fun!…
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Nintendo Labo Interactive Game Kit
Nintendo Labo mixes creativity and interactivity by allowing you to build your own specialized Toy-Con controllers to fit the game you’re playing! These…
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Hi, I’m Mat Doormat
Hi, I’m Mat… of but of course! A clever doormat that says its name is Mat. Especially great for the home of someone…
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Wooden Rubber Band Guns
Shooting rubber bands at your friends is a staple of anyone’s childhood. Well now you can pass down the tradition to your kids…
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Lily Drone that Auto Follows You
Have you ever wanted to film yourself doing something awesome but were without the resources to do so? Namely friends? Now you have…
Harry Potter Cookbook
Finally you can feel like you’re dining in the Great Hall with this Harry Potter cookbook! With breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert recipies,…
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Mouse with Built in Scale & Hidden Compartment
Every law abiding citizen should have an easily accessible scale when at their computer. Well, this computer mouse with a built in hidden…
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Ramen Noodle Pool Float
Bring this massive ramen noodle to the pool and wait for your water to boil. This huge 64 inch by 64 inch ramen…
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