Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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Donald Trump Pool Float
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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Ultimate Snacks Variety Box
You take one look at this box and think to yourself; “Did my parents not know this existed when I went to college,…
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Cursed Monkey Paw
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Skarp Laser Razor
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GoPro Hero 4 Session
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Meow The Book for Cats
Only one word can describe the perspective of a cap. Meow the book is loaded with one word and one word only, that…
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Finger Tentacles
Who doesn’t want to have tentacles like an octopus. Well now you can get the next best thing with these finger tentacles. Scare…
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Tub Drain Hair Catcher
Sick of your hair getting stuck in your shower drain? well the TubShroom is here to save the day. The TubShroom sits in…
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Ninja Shuriken USB Drive
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Custom Giant Turnover Chain
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Katana Book Ends
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