Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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Color Changing Wireless Speaker
Kicking back with a few friends and listening to some tunes is always a good time and a wireless speaker always improves the experience.…
‘If You Can Read This…’ Socks
Give the lady in your life a gift she really wants, a foot rub! These cozy socks that read ‘if you can read this,…
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Carry-On Cocktail Kit: Gin & Tonic
Board your plane while being prepared to make a cocktail with this carry-on cocktail kit which will allow you to mix three gin…
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Ninja Mug
Start your day like a true warrior with the Ninja Mug. With a ninja warrior design, this mug is the perfect way to…
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Sprinkle Donut Throw Pillow
Indulge in a sweet treat without the guilt with these sprinkle donut throw pillows. These tantalizingly soft pillows come in regular or extra-large…
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Wine-Infused Salts
Add a bit of wine flavor to just about any dish with these wine-infused salts. With Chardonnay, Rose, and Pinot Noir hints these…
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Mario Heat Changing Mug
If you love Mario you’ll love this coffee mug! With a color changing graphic on the front the mug will display an outline…
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Jamstik: Wireless Smart Guitar
Jam out anywhere with this wireless smart guitar perfect for music production or even learning chords for fun. The Jamstik 7 and Jamstik…
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Star Wars Lightsaber Chopsticks
Engage in the fiercest battle with your Asian based food with these Star Wars Lightsaber Chopsticks. Choose between the light side and the…
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Bottle Opener Fidget Spinner
Finally a way to fidget and drink a few brews. This fidget spinner bottle opener will be able to crack beers on the…