Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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Hidden Tampon Flasks for Booze
You’re going to need to celebrate your hometown football game win somehow, why not skip the expensive stadium booze and bring your own…
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Personalized Star Trek Decanter
Star Trek has always been about a brighter future, and now you can toast to that undiscovered country in stellar style with this…
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Green Tea Oreos
Oreos might be the most amazing cookies on this side of the world, but Japan might have done the impossible and improved on…
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Shark Encounter Wall Projector
Enter the wild ocean and experience the great deep blue in your own bedroom! Lifelike and well detailed, this shark projection device will…
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Star Wars Ice Cube Molds
Star Wars fans will love dropping one of these nerdy ice cubes in their drink. This set of 8 Star Wars ice molds…
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Pet Couch Guard
Banish fur from your furniture! Couch Guard keeps pets off the couch without resorting to shock collars or emotional blackmail. This clear, adjustable,…
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Nintendo 64 Anthology
Gamers from the 90s will never forget the Nintendo 64. From the origins of the N64 to the peak of its popularity the…
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Field Notes: National Parks Series
Any adventurous note taker will love jotting down their thoughts in these National Park themed Field Notes. This pack of 3 notebooks features…
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Giant Mustache Pool Float
Make a splash with a stash using this giant mustache pool float! At 8 feet long this handlebar mustache float is the classiest…
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Chunky Cat Plush Pillow
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