Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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Giraffe Coffee Mug
Love giraffes and love coffee? well if this sweet giraffe coffee cup doesn’t spark your interest I don’t know what will.
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Chemistry Beaker Shot Glasses
Put back that whiskey with a scientific touch. These adorable Chemistry Beaker Shot Glasses will add a touch of whimsy and scientific discovery…
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Sherpa Wearable Blanket Hoodie
Snuggle up in this oversized Sherpa fleece wonder – it’s a hoodie, blanket, and cozy cocoon all in one! Giant hood pocket swallows…
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Scizza: Pizza Scissors
Looking for a way to slice up your pizza with ease? Look no further than the Scizza pizza scissors! These scissors make sectioning…
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DJI Osmo Pocket 3
Elevate your videography with the DJI Osmo Pocket 3. This pocket-sized powerhouse features a 1-inch CMOS sensor for 4K recording at 120fps, ensuring…
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Boo, You Whore Candle
Bring a bit of holiday cheer to Halloween with this hilarious “Boo You Whore” scented candle. Best of all this candle comes in…
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Nintendo 64 Anthology
Gamers from the 90s will never forget the Nintendo 64. From the origins of the N64 to the peak of its popularity the…
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Botanical Flowers Chart
This wonderfully colorful and detailed flower chart boasts a beautiful bouquet of flowering plants. Over 50 varieties of flower are both colorfully drawn…
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Magnetic Keychain Shelf
A perfect holder for you keychain and iPhone? well it’s here and it’s magnetic. The magnetic keychain self stores your keys as if…
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Jurassic Park Amber Cane Replica
Trying to get your grips on some Dino DNA? This Jurassic Park Amber Cane, proudly touted by John Hammond, is a perfect start.…
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