Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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Donald Trump Pool Float
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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Bee Hive Honeycomb Dessert Pan
Buzz-worthy treats are just a bake away with this delightful bee hive honeycomb dessert pan. Designed by Nordic Ware, the pan measures 12.25″…
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16-Inch Macbook Pro
The all-new Macbook Pro features a 16-inch display, up to 80% faster internals and a new keyboard. If you’ve been on the fence…
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Butter Pillow
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Holographic Pool Tube
Do not just impress the crowd at your pool party but positively dazzle them with this holographic pool float. PoolCandy has a reputation…
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Bacon & Eggs Cuff Links
Want to spice up your gentleman’s formal attire? These bacon and eggs cufflinks are ideal for the dapper gentleman who enjoys his breakfast…
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Yoga Joes
Keep the peace with this collection of Yoga Joes action figures. These green army men aren’t carrying weapons but enjoying Yoga. With classic…
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The Office Scott’s Tots Shirt
One fateful day an up-and-coming businessman made a promise to a room full of 3rd graders. These individuals are known as “Scott’s Tots.”…
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The Botany Of Beer
Cheers to The Botany of Beer, your ultimate guide to the plant world’s boozy secrets! Join botanical expert Guiseppe Caruso as he uncovers…
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Deep Sea Diver Tea Strainer
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Glow Stick Party Cups
Turn the lights off and the cups up with these Glow Stick Party Cups. Designed to last through the entire night. Will surely…
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