Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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Critical Hit D20 Ice Mold
Sip strong at your next D&D gathering with D20 ice cubes using this ice mold. Also effective for about 1-2 die rolls, unless…
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Chewbacca Mug
I suggest a new strategy, R2…always use the Wookiee cup! A great gift for the Star Wars fans, this BPA-free ceramic mug features…
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Dashboard Monk
Put this chubby little friend on your dash and good luck will follow you wherever you go! Better safe than sorry.
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USB Astronaut Light
Brighten a friend’s workspace with this illuminating gift! This out of this world reading lamp is powered directly via USB port, and you…
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Wyze Cam Pan: Smart Home Camera
Whether you want to monitor your home for security or just to watch your dog while you’re at work the Wyze Cam Pan…
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Star Wars Death Star Bean Bag Chair Cover
The man made spherical planet known as the Death Star is looking extra comfy and dilapidated today. This is for good reason, as…
Ramen Noodle Pool Float
Bring this massive ramen noodle to the pool and wait for your water to boil. This huge 64 inch by 64 inch ramen…
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Floating Golf Greens
Check out these practice greens you can put in your pool! These floating golf greens come in a variety of sizes so anyone…
Bose SoundLink Micro Portable Outdoor Speaker
The music lover in your family will love bumping to beats out of the Bose SoundLink Micro. This handy portable speaker uses Bluetooth…
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Pillow Mist
Give your best friend the gift of a good night sleep with this travel size pillow mist. Its plant essences will relax you…
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