Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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Dragon Ball Z Shift Knob
Have you ever gone from gear 1 to 2 by touching a Dragon Ball? We highly doubt it, but we also highly recommend…
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Stove Top Pizza Oven
Tired of over priced low quality pizza? The same horrible pizza every mass chain in America seems to provide? Step your pizza game…
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More Espresso Less Depresso Sign
Coffee lovers will love this “More Espresso Less Depresso” retro print. This poster print comes in multiple sizes and 3 different colors including…
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2D Glasses
Sick of 3D movies? Luckily they make these actually working 2D glasses for when you want a flat view for your movie watching…
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Desk Foot Hammock
Take a load off and kick up your feet with this tiny foot hammock for your desk. Whether it’s for your coworker or…
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Swear Words Coloring Book
Any adult will crack up at this swear word coloring book. The homemade coloring book features 20 pages of fancy looking swear words like…
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The NoPhone Air
No distractions. No headphone jack. No Wifi. NoPhone is the perfect phone for anyone who is addicted to their phone. Finally a phone…
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Small Whale Air Plant Holder
Bring a bit of the sea to your home with this cute planter designed to look like a small whale. This planter gives…
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Star Trek: Discovery Black Badge
With this screen-accurate replica, you can represent the mysterious Section 31 with their sleek and ominous black comm badge! A magnetic clasp holds…
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Inflatable Margarita Pool Float
From BigMouth Inc. comes yet another pool toy of high pedigree in this Margarita Pool Float. Fully inflated, the float is all of…
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