Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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Star Wars Cookie Cutter Molds
Show off your true nerd when you bake cookies for your boyfriend or girlfriend. Everyone likes cookies, but everyone LOVES Star Wars cookies.…
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Purr-fect Kitty Butt Cookie Cutter
Ready to take your baking from cute to totally hilarious? This 3D printed cutter delivers the purr-fect feline backside shape every time. Ideal…
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NES Styled Hoodie
We all miss our classic grey NES, well look no further you can remember the good ol’ days with this classic NES hoodie.…
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Ick Mug
Are you a giant ick, or do you possess a giant ick? This Ick Mug is perfect for you. Even if you, like…
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Super Mario Chess Set
Ah, the strategic game of chess now with a flair of classic Mario. This Super Mario Chess set is full of color, wonder,…
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Death Star Light Up Beach Ball
Bring a bit of the dark side to the pool with this Death Star light up beach ball. This huge Death Star has…
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Mess-Proof Cat Food Bowls
Turn mealtime into a neat affair with these mess-proof cat food bowls. The set comes with two bowls, nestled in a flexible silicone…
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Scientific Explorer Disgusting Science Kit
Ewwww… You hear this a lot from 8-year-olds when they are disgusted or irritated. Prepare to hear it again and again from your…
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Gerber 7-in-1 Shard Keychain Tool
If you always need a flat head screwdriver, or even a pry bar the Gerber Shard will make a great addition to your…
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Super Mario Piranha Plant Light
Just about any gamer will recognize the iconic piranha plant from Super Mario. This Super Mario piranha plant light will bring a bit…
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