Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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Combination Wine Bottle Lock
Sick of people getting into your liquor, or just don’t want to be able to access more wine if you’re too drunk? Well…
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Logitech G Pro X Gaming Headset
Whether you game on PC or console you’ll love these high quality headphones from Logitech that include a detachable pro grade microphone. With…
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F**k It Cross Stitch Pattern
Add a bit of class to your home with this hilarious F**k It cross stitch pattern with wreath! This PDF will give you…
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ZenPod: Fidget Spinner AirPods Case
Leather is cool. Technology is cool. Spinning things around is cool. But combining all three? That’s amazing. That’s how you get The Matrix,…
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Pokemon Snorlax Bean Bag Chair
Who hasn’t wanted to take a nap on Snorlax’s belly! Well now you can with this Snorlax Bean Bag Chair. Almost 4 feet…
Stun Gun Defense Cane
Sleek and effective, this Zap Self Defense Cane is equipped with a Flashlight and, of course, a whopping 1 MILLION volt charge that…
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Don’t F**k Up The Table Coasters
Let’s be honest, the only reason you have coaster is so that someone doesn’t f**k up your fancy table from Ikea. Tell it…
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Butt and Face Soap Bar
Never get the sides of your soap mixed up again with this Butt and Face soap bar. Face written on one side and butt…
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90’s Retro Jazz Mug
Bring the 90’s back in your office and get jiggy with it whenever you go to the break room with this retro solo…
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Keurig Kold Carbinated Drink Maker
Keurig exploded the coffee scene and now they have a cold carbonated drink maker. Now you can make Coke, Root beer, Ginger ale…
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