Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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Rainbow Pool Float
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
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Giant Inflatable Flamingo Pool Float
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Custom Coordinates Necklace
Give your best friend a reminder of a special location in each other’s lives. These custom necklaces can be personalized with coordinates and…
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Bacon Lanyard
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Seagate 2-Terabyte Game Drive for PS4
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Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand-Sanitizer
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The Neck Hammock
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Cat Tail Cactus Planters
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Giant Cockroach Pillow
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Miniature Ballista
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