Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
Lumberjack Soap Company Man Soap
Looking for a soap that will leave you feeling like a true lumberjack? Look no further than Lumberjack Soap Company’s Cool Water bar…
Long Distance Coffee Mugs
You and your loved one may be miles apart, but this customizable set of mugs is a daily reminder that you’ll always be…
Eat Your Leftovers Lunch Bag
Add a cheeky touch to your budget-friendly meals with the “Eat Your Leftovers” Lunch Bag! This playful and eye-catching tote, made from sturdy…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Stealth iPhone 6/6s Camera Case
Spy on anyone with this stealthy iPhone camera case allowing you to take photos without holding your phone up.
The Office Sticker Pack
Show your love of The Office with this epic pack of 50 stickers. With all of the classic lines like “That’s What She…
Bleeding Hand Candle
Give your guests something to talk about with this life-size hand candle. As the wax melts, red blood starts to ooze from the…
Etched Skyline Wine Glass
These etched skyline wine glasses make a great gift for the the wine lover in your life who lives in a major city.…
Custom Mario Style Name Plate
Any fan of Nintendo will love this personalized Mario style sign. Whether it’s for a desk, gaming room, or just bedroom old-school gamers…
Guitar Amp Key Holder
Store your keys in style with this Marshall guitar amp key holder. Anyone who plays guitar will lose their mind with how awesome…



