Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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16-Inch Macbook Pro
The all-new Macbook Pro features a 16-inch display, up to 80% faster internals and a new keyboard. If you’ve been on the fence…
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Disposable Shower Drain Trap
Long hair? DON’T CARE! Especially with this legendary tool: the Disposable Shower Drain Trap. Never has it been so easy to keep your…
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Definitely Not A Trap Door Doormat
You know sometimes having a trap door at your front door would be convenient for pesky salesmen and your in-laws. This hilarious doormat…
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Key Ring Multi-Tool Scissors
What’s compact, sleek, durable, effective, and essential? These Key Ring Multi-Tool Scissors. Contained in this little package of metal is a bottle opener,…
Star Wars Ice Cube Molds
Star Wars fans will love dropping one of these nerdy ice cubes in their drink. This set of 8 Star Wars ice molds…
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Transparent Sticky Notes
Enhance your organization without obscuring vital information with these transparent sticky notes. Ideal for planners, textbooks, and important documents, these clear notes allow…
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The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck
Life is hard and full of sh*t to worry about. We could spend all day and night gnawing our fingertips off. Right? Before…
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Star Wars Shower Curtain
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Teacher Life Coloring Book
Coloring books aren’t just kids stuff! This teaching-themed coloring book is a great activity for those brave adults who serve on the front…
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Golden Snitch Keychain
Let your fellow wizards know you’re the fastest in Quidditch with this highly detailed Golden Snitch keychain. Even the wings move making it…
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