Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
Pen Cap Utensils
Sick of writing and misplacing your fork, well these pen cap utensils are here to save the day. Next time you’re at the…
Personalized Gamer Water Bottle
The only thirst that rivals the thirst for victory is thirst itself! With these personalized gamer water bottles, you can hydrate like a…
Finger Protecting Knife Cleaner
Clean cutlery easily with this nifty kitchen gadget that will help you clean your knives without worrying about touching the blade. This tool’s…
Pillow Rick
Add some interdimensional madness to your bedtime routine with Pillow Rick. This hand-sewn, fluffy, and cuddly pillow is designed to be your new…
The Office Downsizing Board Game
Will the Scranton branch close or will Michael save the day? Find out in The Office downsizing board game. Play as your favorite…
Bacon & Eggs Cuff Links
Want to spice up your gentleman’s formal attire? These bacon and eggs cufflinks are ideal for the dapper gentleman who enjoys his breakfast…
Fenix CL27R Camping Lantern Flashlight
Forget fumbling in the dark. The Fenix CL27R is the ultimate light cannon, throwing 1600 lumens wherever you need it. This isn’t just…
Storm Trooper Piggy Bank
This Storm Trooper is on a mission to save you money. The Star Wars fans in your life will feel the force when…
Whiskey Wedge + Glass
Bring your whiskey cocktail to the next level with this unique whiskey wedge. Your whiskey will no longer be watered down as the…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.



