Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
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Globe Piggy Bank
Teach your kids financial responsibility and geography all at once! This globe coin bank is not only a stylish accessory for any room,…
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DJI Mini SE
DJI’s latest mini drone features a great price and some seriously incredible features. If someone you know is looking to get into flying…
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Wearable Air Futon
This thing puts the snuggie to shame. Strap up and drop down regardless of where you’re standing. Have comfort in every situation and…
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Crib Feeder Attachment
Feed your child like a fucking hamster. As a note, this box is a complete joke. You put the actual item inside, but…
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Branch Headphone Splitter
Ever have difficulty sharing quality music with your friends? Don’t feel like listening to the subpar sound that emits from your phones speakers?…
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Shark Ice Mold
So it is an entire shark swimming around in your favorite drink or punchbowl… This is something we had to get on board…
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Cheesus Christ Grater
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Psychedelic Irregular Shaped Rug
Step into a kaleidoscope of color with this psychedelic rug! Its groovy, irregular shape turns any room into a retro wonderland. Whether it’s…
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Campfire Smoke Scented Candle
Bring the best part of camping indoors, minus the bug bites and smoke in your eyes. This Campfire Smoke candle smells exactly like…
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