Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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Skull Slides
Step into comfort while sporting a spooky vibe with these skull slides. Crafted from a lightweight EVA material, these sliders promise an airy,…
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Zelda Hookshot Replica
Aside from the Master Sword and Hylian shield, Link’s Hookshot is probably his most recognizable weapon from The Legend of Zelda. Now, you…
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Infinite USB Cables
With so many devices clamoring for your precious few USB ports, finding a free one is often a task reserved only for your…
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Beer-Infused Hot Sauce
Bring on the heat and boozy flavors will this unique set of beer-infused hot sauce. With 3 flavors including asian sriracha, garlic serrano,…
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Intex Floating Cooler
Stay cool in your pool with this Floating Pool Cooler by Intex. If it is hot out that is OK. Primarily because you…
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Troll Planters
Trolls are known for luck, and this is your lucky day. You can now purchase the Plantroll (Original Ace Troll Doll With Air…
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Unbreakable Sledgehammer
If you’re breaking sledgehammers you’re probably a serious man. BASH now makes an unbreakable sledgehammer that’s good for 25,000+ over strikes. So if…
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Digital Measuring Cup
We’re all sick of reading the sides of measuring cups, and finally it’s been solved with this digital measuring cup. With it’s display…
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ZenPod: Fidget Spinner AirPods Case
Leather is cool. Technology is cool. Spinning things around is cool. But combining all three? That’s amazing. That’s how you get The Matrix,…
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Satechi Aluminum Type-C Pro Hub
Hook up all of your favorite accessories to your MacBook with this USB C hub by Satechi. With a Thunderbolt 3 port, HDMI…
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