Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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Emoji Masks
Don’t just send emojis over text, wear a large happy smile emoji in real life with these masks. With different masks like the poop…
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Foldable Bicycle
If you’re not quite ready for the weird looks you’ll get on the self balancing hoverboard this is all you. It’ll ease you…
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Dashboard Monk
Put this chubby little friend on your dash and good luck will follow you wherever you go! Better safe than sorry.
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Handmade Pretzel Mugs
Add a touch of whimsy to your tableware collection with these Handmade Pretzel Mugs. Crafted with care, each ceramic mug showcases the delightful…
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Rivian R2
The Rivian R2, announced for release in 2026, is priced between $45,000 and $50,000, designed as Rivian’s first global platform vehicle. It will…
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EDC Waterproof Peanut Lighter
The EDC Waterproof Peanut Lighter is a classic essential in a compact package. Its timeless waterproof design is now upgraded with a long-lasting…
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Sassy Desk Plates
Tell everyone who visits your desk you woke up like this or that you’re productive as f**k with these sassy desk plates. With…
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Six Pack Beer Cooler Tote
Bring a chilled 6-pack of beers when you meet up with the boys using this tote bag. Best of all it includes a…
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Color Changing Umbrella
Bring a little color to a rainy day with this color changing umbrella. With rain graphics near the edge that are activated when…
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Solar System Crystal Ball
Hold the entire solar system in your hand with this solar system crystal ball. Great for a student, astronomer, or anyone who just loves…
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