Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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Burled River Coffee Table
Add a touch of modern to your living room with this burled river coffee table, great for those with expensive tastes. This stunning…
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34-Piece Lock Pick Set
Unlock life’s mysteries, or at least your storage unit, with this 34-piece lock pick set! Become a master of unlocking with pro-grade stainless…
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Back to The Future Hover Board Doormat
Finally a place to wipe off your self-lacing sneakers. This hilarious Back to the Future Hoverboard doormat is sure to give all visitors…
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Stardew Valley Junimo Plushie
Embrace the charm of Pelican Town with your very own Stardew Valley Junimo Plushie. This adorable replica, mirroring the in-game giant plushie, is…
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Coffee Pot Coffee Mug
Enjoy coffee like never before, straight from the coffee pot. If you’ love drip coffee you will love the office vibes this coffee…
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Pizza Scented Candle
Experience the tantalizing aroma of fresh pizza without setting foot in the kitchen with this pizza-scented candle. Carefully crafted to evoke the familiar…
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Personalized Face Luggage
It’s not vanity. It’s just hilarious and logical ;) I mean, who’s gonna mistakenly snatch your luggage when it’s covered with your precious…
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Sh*t Show Supervisor Cap
Embrace the chaos of leadership with the Shit Show Supervisor cap, a hat that speaks volumes in just three words. Whether you’re a…
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Hookey Ring Toss Game
Who doesn’t love a classic ring toss game on a summer day. Grab a few friends and a few brews and you’ll be…
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Crazy Aaron’s Magnetic Thinking Putty
Fidget fuel for the desk or the stocking. Crazy Aaron’s magnetic Thinking Putty looks like ordinary putty until you bring the included super-magnet…
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