Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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Wham-O Hamper Hoops
When you get tired of your 8-year-old boy messing up his room with dirty laundry, this is the toy that you get for…
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Star Wars Darth Vader Toaster
The force is strong in this one. Bring Darth Vader to every breakfast with this Star Wars toaster that burns in Vader’s image…
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Kramer’s Lobster Shirt
Cosmo Kramer’s fashion sense is out of this world, and his iconic lobster shirt is no exception. This shirt is perfect for anyone…
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Stealth Coffee Cup Beer Koozie
Let’s face it, who doesn’t want to enjoy a beer at the beach or even park without on goer’s looks. Well now you…
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Bug Zapper Lightbulb
Get rid of those pesky bugs from your door step with this bug zapper light bulb. No more mosquitoes on your pouch when…
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Monstera Leaf Rug
Infuse a tropical vibe into your living space with the monstera leaf rug. Made from plush acrylic, this area rug not only feels…
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There’s Like a Bunch of Dogs in Here Doormat
If your household is full of pups let the world know this this doormat. This doormat with the printed phrase “there’s, like, a…
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Dinosaur Lunch Box
Whether you carry a carnivorous sandwich or just a PB&J they will fit snug in this dinosaur lunch box mouth. Durable and realistic…
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F*cking Weekday Cups
Finally a coffee mug for everyday of the week that truly captures how you feel about work. Each mug says “F*cking Monday”, Tuesday,…
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Inflatable Hot Tub
Hot tubs can cost thousands of dollars not including installation. Finally you can enjoy a warm soak without the massive costs with this…
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