Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
Kitty In A Jar Candle
Add a purr-fect touch of charm to your home with the Kitty in a Jar Candle! These delightful 3.5-inch soy-wax candles come in…
Cheeseburger Backpack
Fans of Steven Universe are sure to recognize this iconic Cheeseburger Backpack. Perfect for carrying your lettuce filled lunch to school or work. You…
USB Squirming Tentacle
If you’ve ever wanted a tentacle squirming out of your USB port well this is the perfect accessory for you. Granted the tentacle…
#FREEFORTNITE Face Mask
Any Fortnite fan siding with Epic games with their fight with Apple will want to rep this Free Fortnite face mask.
Prosecco Pong
Frat party beer pong not your forte? That’s ok! Here’s a more sophisticated way to have fun drinking with friends at your next…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
iStash
Feeling sneaky? Hide your stash in the iStash hidden iPhone container, it’s a great alternative to carrying around a wallet. Luckily, it looks…
Burled River Coffee Table
Add a touch of modern to your living room with this burled river coffee table, great for those with expensive tastes. This stunning…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
ThinkFun Gravity Maze Marble game
The ThinkFun Gravity Maze marble game is a fun and challenging game designed for children to sharpen their logical reasoning and planning skills.…



