Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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Dragon Ball Z Shift Knob
Have you ever gone from gear 1 to 2 by touching a Dragon Ball? We highly doubt it, but we also highly recommend…
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Stained Glass Cat
Any cat lover will appreciate this cute stained glass cat. When the sun hit’s it right you’ll be greeted with a cute rainbow…
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The Unt Mug
Not everyone has the ability to sip some strong joe from the Unt mug. Do you want to be one of those people?…
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Intex Inflat-A-Bull
You’ve been waiting your entire life for this moment. You’ve spent years training with high intensity; spent hours watching footage of these majestic…
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Baby-Bump Sound System
So this is a thing. Research has suggested that babies are capable of hearing the mothers voice and music within the womb, so…
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Peronalized Initial Piggy Bank
Tired of buying the same cotton onesie for baby showers? This customizable, hand-crafted letter money box brings the perfect personal touch to your…
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Snow Globe Advent Calendar
If you’re looking for a festive alternative to the traditional Christmas tree, consider the charming Snow Globe Advent Calendar by Rifle Paper Co.…
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Smartphone Controlled Paper Airplane
Take your paper airplanes to the next level with this tiny smartphone controlled paper airplane conversion kit. Fully control your paper airplanes with…
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Campfire Cologne
Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you…
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Hidden Tampon Flasks for Booze
You’re going to need to celebrate your hometown football game win somehow, why not skip the expensive stadium booze and bring your own…
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