Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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Bao Dumpling Light
Who doesn’t love a classic pork bao, no one can resist what lies within a bao dumpling. Finally you can bring back the…
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Amazon Echo Spot
Everyone is in love Alexa in Amazon’s Echo, the latest Echo Spot offers all the features you love about Alexa plus a screen.…
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Global Warming Mug
Watch our coastline disappear on this temperature sensitive mug. The global warming mug is perfect for a scientist who enjoys a cup of warm coffee in the morning.
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MousePad+: Portable Wireless Charging Mouse Pad
If you’re a worker on the go you know how annoying it can be to plug in phone charger and find a surface…
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Unicorn Yoga 2020 Wall Calendar
New year new you! ring in the new year with this hilarious unicorn yoga wall calendar. Finally the combination of unicorns and yoga…
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Samsung Galaxy S9
Samsung is back with the latest Galaxy device, the Samsung Galaxy S9 and S9+. Packed with the most modern technology the S9 focuses…
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Death Star Light Up Beach Ball
Bring a bit of the dark side to the pool with this Death Star light up beach ball. This huge Death Star has…
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Smart Ass University Diploma
With these sassy university diplomas, anyone can graduate to a life of sass. Add a catchy dedication and your friend’s name to make…
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Stealing Coin Kitty
There’s a coin thief on the loose, but don’t be alarmed — this adorable little panda is stealing for a good cause. He’ll…
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