Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
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Tiny Dirt Bike
Why not have your kid cruise around the neighborhood in style. Or heck whip this miniature dirt bike around in your living room.…
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Massive Hammock
Hammocks are great and all, sure, but sometimes they get tight, uncomfortable, and for a large man it doesn’t always work out. Introducing…
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Knipex Cobra XS Pliers
Say hello to the tiny titan of the toolbox – the Knipex Cobra XS Pliers! This pint-sized powerhouse is a dream for tight…
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The Friends Guide To Adulting
Navigate the twists and turns of grown-up life with the beloved gang from Central Perk in ‘The Friends Guide to Adulting’. This book…
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Snap Circuits Jr. Electronics Exploration Kit
There is no better way to introduce your 8-year-old to electronics than buying him a toy that does exactly that. Curious, right? Well,…
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Wickedly Delicious Halloween Drink Recipes
Ready to throw the spookiest bash on the block? This is your essential spellbook for crafting over 100 wickedly delicious cocktails. Whether you’re…
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LG Suitcase TV
LG reimagines portability with its latest StanbyMe Go (27LX5), packing a 27-inch touchscreen display into a sleek briefcase design. This 1920 x 1080…
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Ultimate Candy & Snacks Variety Gift Box
With over 60 snacks in this crave box it’s sure to match anyone’s salty or sweet cravings. From fun dip to chex mix,…
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Crystal Geode Amethyst Candle
Crystal fans will love burning this unique crystal geode amethyst candle. This 100% wax candle is made from soy and paraffin wax and…
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