Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
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Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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Electric Paper Airplane Kit
Get 30 seconds of air time with a paper airplane with the electric paper airplane conversion kit.
Tiny Doggy Snuggle Sofa
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SteelSeries Arena 7 Speakers
With their Arena 7 speakers, SteelSeries, the innovators behind some of the most stylish gaming headsets available, is sweeping the desktop speaker market.…
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Arlo Pro 2 Home Security System
Give your home a sense of security with the Arlo Pro 2 security camera system. This set of 2 small security cameras are…
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Follow Me Bring Beer Sandals
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Mario Thwomp Pillow
Mario has many enemies but the Thwomp block is one of Mario’s largest. Now you can rest your head on a soft Thwomp…
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Mermaid Scales Temporary Tattoos
Upgrade your mermaid look with these enchanting Mermaid Scales Temporary Tattoos. These sweat and water-resistant tattoos come in three captivating colors – blue,…
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Open bottles with timeless style using the Ripple Bottle Opener. Crafted from 5/8″ brass, its wave-like profile not only looks stunning but provides…
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Crib Feeder Attachment
Feed your child like a fucking hamster. As a note, this box is a complete joke. You put the actual item inside, but…
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No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror
Sick on a limited view in your rear view, well this should help with a panoramic view for all angles
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