Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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Mason Jar Cocktail Shaker
Shake up drinks with some early American flare with this Mason Jar Cocktail Shaker. Different, effective, and overall pretty awesome. Impress your hipster…
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Tiger King Coloring Book
Live out all of your Joe Exotic fantasies wiith this Tiger King coloring book. Stuffed with 42 unique Tiger King coloring pages and…
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Apple Watch Series 4
The latest Apple Watch is here with a larger display, better healthy features, and a redesigned body. The new edge-to-edge display is stunning…
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Pixelated Minecraft Lanterns
Bring the pixel-perfect world of Minecraft into your real-life space with these pixelated Minecraft lanterns. These 3D-printed wonders capture the iconic blocky aesthetic…
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Fifty Shades of Chicken
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Golden Girls Monopoly
Two classics converge in the epic board game Monopoly: Golden Girls edition. It’s the perfect nostalgic gift for any Golden Girls fanatic or…
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Rick and Morty Szechuan Dipping Sauce Shot Glass
Get schwifty at your next party with this Rick and Morty Szechuan Dipping Sauce Shot Glass. Who doesn’t love the addicted Szechuan sauce from…
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Surge Soda Case
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Initial Bottle Stopper
These custom wine stoppers make the perfect gift for wine drinkers with letter form A to Z. Great for getting someone’s initials so…
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Coodle: The Pillow for Cuddling
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