Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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Backbone One Mobile Gaming Controller
Bring gaming with you everywhere with the Backbone One. Perfect for gaming on your iPhone using PS Remote Play, Xbox Cloud, or any…
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Star Wars R2-D2 Coffee Press
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Paracord Grenade 48-in-1 Survival Kit
Pull the pin on this paracord grenade and boom: 48 survival tools spill out, from fire starters and flashlights to razor blades and…
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Hacksmith Mini-Saber
Calling all aspiring Jedis! Get ready to feel the force with the Hacksmith mini-saber! This pocket-sized tool is perfect for slicing through stuff,…
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Golden Girls Monopoly
Two classics converge in the epic board game Monopoly: Golden Girls edition. It’s the perfect nostalgic gift for any Golden Girls fanatic or…
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Tabletop Fireplace
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No Ragrets Temporary Tattoo
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Rick And Morty Plumbus Ornament
Any fan of Rick and Morty will appreciate this Plumbus Ornament this Christmas. For what purpose? Who knows! But we can’t let all that…
I Love Me Coffee Mug
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Noria Smart Air Conditioner
Finally you can have access to ice cold air without an ugly giant air conditioner. The slick Noria Smart Air Conditioner is sure to…
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