Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
Animal Crossing Isabelle Hat
Plant some positivity on your dome with this wholesome headgear! Featuring the fan-favorite Shih Tzu, this officially licensed hat made of 100% cotton…
Unbreakable Sledgehammer
If you’re breaking sledgehammers you’re probably a serious man. BASH now makes an unbreakable sledgehammer that’s good for 25,000+ over strikes. So if…
Super Mario Piranha Plant Light
Just about any gamer will recognize the iconic piranha plant from Super Mario. This Super Mario piranha plant light will bring a bit…
2018 iPad Pro
The latest iPad Pro is here with a stunning huge display, FaceID instead of a fingerprint reader, and an incredibly fast A12X Bionic…
100 Craft Beer Bucket List Scratch Poster
Craft beer drinkers who love a challenge will go bananas over this 100 craft beer bucket list scratch off poster. With 100 iconic…
Magnetic Keychain Shelf
A perfect holder for you keychain and iPhone? well it’s here and it’s magnetic. The magnetic keychain self stores your keys as if…
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Transparent Practice Padlock
This transparent padlock is perfect for learning how a padlock functions. Best of all if you have a lock pick it’ll help you…
Book Clock
Fill your bookshelf with this beautiful clock that someone could easily confuse with your books. An extraordinary gift for any book worm. With 3 fake books includes…
Handheld Retro Game Console Phone Case
Add a bit of retro gaming to your iPhone with this unique GameBoy phone case. The case includes a rechargeable battery, screen, and…