Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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Vintage Trench Lighter
Ignite your life with the Vintage Trench Lighter – a fusion of creativity and durability. Crafted from high-quality brass, it boasts a unique…
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Cocktail Sugar & Salts Tower
Spice up their margarita game with the Cocktail Sugar & Salts Tower, a must-have for any adventurous cocktail connoisseur. This tower features custom-made…
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Paper Dragon Mask
With Halloween right around the corner why not get ready by building this awesome paper dragon mask. You’ll need access to a printer…
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Solar Spark Lighter
Catch a light from the sun! Forget carrying out lighters and polluting the environment (we hope you’re disposing of your filter properly). This…
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Joe Exotic For President Shirt
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Playstation Neon Light
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Cocktail Grow Kit
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Star Wars iPhone Cases for iPhone 4/4s and iPhone 5
Tell others that the force is with you with these totally rad limited edition Star Wars iPhone Cases. From Darth Vader to Chewbacca all of…
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Ninja Warrior Obstacle Course For Kids
Keep your kid as strong as a ninja with this Ninja Warrior obstacle course designed for kids. With support for up to 250 pounds…
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Q-Tip Crossbow
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