Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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Boomf Boxes
We’ve all been there: the holidays are just around the corner, you have NO IDEA what to get for someone you care about,…
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Grenade “Take a Number” Mug
If you work in customer service you’ll love this complaint department mug. With it’s very own number that pulls the ring of this…
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Moon Ice Ball Mold
Nothing puts the ‘night’ in nightcap quite like a full moon! This dishwasher-safe silicone mold creates a fascinatingly detailed image of the moon’s…
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Dog Water Fountain
Looking for a way to provide your furry friend an easy way to access fresh water at the push of a paw? This…
GOTRAX: Electric Scooter for Commuters
If you’ve used a bird scooter you know how much fun it can be to ride around the city on an electric scooter.…
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Slim Leather Wallet With Secret Cash Pocket
Still carry cash? Also afraid of being robbed but still carry cash? Then you may need this for your next trip, not only…
Tub Drain Hair Catcher
Sick of your hair getting stuck in your shower drain? well the TubShroom is here to save the day. The TubShroom sits in…
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Pixel Keychain Light
We all may have flashlights on our phones nowadays but the convenience of having a light on your keychain. With 25 lumens the Pixel…
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Meow The Book for Cats
Only one word can describe the perspective of a cap. Meow the book is loaded with one word and one word only, that…
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Pizza Lip Balm
We’ve found the answer to every true pizza lover’s prayers: pizza flavored lip balm. Treat your lips to this chapstick and you won’t…
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