Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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Shit Out Of Luck Multi-Tool
If you are the adventurous type you may find yourself in situations that call for an item that can help you when you…
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Fifty Shades of Chicken
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SnapSwing Golf Swing Recorder
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Car Hitch Key Vault
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Jurassic Croc Multi-Tool
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Fuego Sauce Gift Set
This hot sauce pack is straight FIRE! The Fuego Sauce gift set includes 7 exotic flavors of hot sauce. This includes chipotle peppers…
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Master Theorem Book Of Puzzles
Whether it’s for you, a friend, or a family member the Master Theorem will put anyone’s problem solving skills to the test. The…
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Christmas Vacation Light Up Fried Cat Rug
Relive the classic moment in Christmas Vacation when the cat fries up on the Christmas tree lights. If this cat had 9 lives,…
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Did You Feed the Dog Device
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I Miss Precedented Times Mug
It’s no surprise that we are in unprecedented times, but some of us miss those precedented times. This hilarious mug is sure to…
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