Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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Harry Potter Book Piggy Bank
Stash your cash in the most magical way with the Harry Potter Book Piggy Bank! No need for Gringotts when you’ve got this…
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Massive Telephoto Zoom Lens
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Personalized Pet Pokemon Cards
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Bottle of Wine Pool Float
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Sriracha Gumballs
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RGB Cloud Light
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Tactical Self Defense Pen
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Apple Magic Keyboard for iPad Pro
Apple brings the flexibility of a laptop to the iPad Pro with its new Magic Keyboard. This first-party accessory by Apple adds a…
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Mermaid Blanket
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Japanese Tempura Deep Fryer
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