Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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Can-Do Compact Can Opener
Meet the Can-Do Compact Can Opener: Your new kitchen companion for effortless can-opening. This pint-sized powerhouse automatically grips the can’s edge as you…
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AK-47 Rifle Whiskey Decanter
Guns and whiskey, what more could a guy want. This AK-47 modeled glass decanter will hold your favorite whiskey plus it comes with…
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Star Wars Cookie Cutter Molds
Show off your true nerd when you bake cookies for your boyfriend or girlfriend. Everyone likes cookies, but everyone LOVES Star Wars cookies.…
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Star Trek Pajamas
Trek yourself in to bed at night with this comfy Starfleet sleepwear! Available in gold, blue, and red, you can dress for any…
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Puzzle Piece Cookie Cutter
Cut some cookies into little puzzle pieces for a unique and tasty treat. Let’s face it round cookies are so 2001, time to…
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Homer Simpson Mr. Potato Head
Donut included. This wildly cute Mr. Potato Head was created to celebrate 25 years of Simpsons history. Fun and/or collectable! Check it out.
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Nanoleaf: Sound Reactive Light Panels
The latest light panels from Nanoleaf react to sound for ambiance in any space. Plus if you’re a gamer you can sync it with…
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Barebones Edison Mini Lantern
Do you need a fashionable and useful lantern? It is best to use the Barebones Edison Mini Lantern. Its small size and long…
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Shot Glass Card
This holiday card turns into a fucking shot glass, yes… that’s right, a perfect way to oust everyone at a birthday.
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AirFly Headphone Jack Transmitter
Tired of not being able to use your AirPods or bluetooth headsets with the built in airplane entertainment system? Well AirFly is here…
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