Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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Domo Blanket
Be consumed by the legendary Domo in this adorable and satisfyingly comfortable blanket. Made of high quality fleece and large enough to share!…
Critical Hit D20 Ice Mold
Sip strong at your next D&D gathering with D20 ice cubes using this ice mold. Also effective for about 1-2 die rolls, unless…
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Amazon Dash – One Tap Ordering
With Amazon’s new “Dash” button, many household products are now literally just a button push away. Running out of razors? Hit the Gillete…
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Giant Mushroom Play Tent
Transform playtime into an enchanting adventure with the Giant Mushroom Play Tent. Standing at a majestic 61.5″ tall, this whimsical haven is not…
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Bolt with Hidden Compartment
Store your money or illegal substances so effectively that you yourself may never find them again. This Bolt with Hidden Compartment is great…
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ZenPod: Fidget Spinner AirPods Case
Leather is cool. Technology is cool. Spinning things around is cool. But combining all three? That’s amazing. That’s how you get The Matrix,…
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Skull Skeleton Knife Holder
Upgrade your kitchen with a dash of macabre charm. This skeleton head knife holder keeps your favorite blades organized and within reach while…
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BookArc Flex Vertical MacBook Stand
Elevate your workspace both literally and stylistically with the BookArc Flex Vertical MacBook Stand. Its chic, minimalist design not only saves precious desk…
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Threat Level Midnight Movie Poster
The iconic film made by Michael Scott from the office is now immortalized in poster form. With all of your favorite characters like…
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Slash & Serve Meat Claws
Have you ever wanted to unleash the fury of a half-man half-beast hybrid? Do you look down at your pathetic human hands and…