Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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Sunset Lamp Projector
Get that golden-hour glow any time of day. This sunset lamp projects a warm round sun, or a moody rainbow in 16 colors,…
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Razer Raiju Elite PS4 Gaming Controller
If you’re an avid PS4 gamer you can get a bit jealous of the Xbox elite controller. With additional buttons, presets, and sensitivity…
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Laser Saber
We are constantly getting close to crafting a true light saber. A light saber modeled after the ideas from Star Wars. This Laser…
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Personalized Ejected Crewmate Mug
Do you look sus before your first cup of coffee? That’s ok, we’ve all been there. Whether you’re the imposter or not isn’t…
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Giant Suflower Seeds
Paint your garden with an exotic, sky-scraping touch with these Mongolian Giant Sunflower seeds. Renowned for their astronomical size, these sunflowers proudly stretch…
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Jon Snow Globe
Winter is coming for Jon Snow in this snow globe year round. You’ll never forget the Game of Thrones series with this sitting…
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Personalized Cat Coffee Mugs
Customize your morning routine with these personalized cat coffee mugs. Choose from ten colors and several artistic styles to match your taste and…
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Anker SOLIX C1000 Power Station
Forget waiting around. The Anker SOLIX C1000 juices up from empty to full in less than an hour, so your adventure never has…
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Seagate 2-Terabyte Game Drive for PS4
It goes without saying that gamers love games, and in this age of digital releases, choosing which games to delete to make room…
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3D Wolf Boxer Briefs
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