Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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KeySmart Key Holder & Organizer
No more jingling pockets and fumbling around in search of the right key. The KeySmart Key Holder & Organizer is here to make…
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Central Perk Neon Sign
Who doesn’t remember the iconic hang out spot of the Friends gang. Turn any room in your house into the Central Perk coffee…
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Bose Open-Ear Audio Sunglasses
Bring music with you on a bright day with this unique Bose open-ear sunglasses. They function as normal sunglasses plus have built in…
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Mini Desktop Artillery Cannon
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Sega Genesis Mini
Bring back classic gaming on the Sega Genesis with the new Sega Genesis Mini! With 2 included controllers, 40+ games, and HDMI cables…
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Nicolas Cage Coloring Book
No actor in Hollywood colors their lines the same way Nicolas Cage does, and nobody colors Nicolas Cage the same way you do!…
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NanoBlimp – World’s Smallest Blimp
Attach the NanoBlimp to any helium ballon to create the world’s smallest remote control blimp. With a remote control you’ll be controlling balloons…
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Chopsticks with Fork and Spoon
Let’s face it chopsticks are annoying to use but hard to resist, well finally someone has combined the fun of chopsticks with the…
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R2D2 Latex Body Suit
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Middle Finger Doodle Earrings
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