Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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Samsung Galaxy S10
Samsung’s latest flagship phone is the Galaxy S10, loaded with the latest tech like 3 cameras and an under the glass fingerprint scanner.…
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Emergency Snack Kit
Everyone has that one friend who just needs a snack to chill out. Well the Emergency Snack Kit is here to help, full…
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Zippo Hand Warmer
Tis the season for freezing phalanges! The Zipper Hand Warmer is here for the rescue. Bring it along while hiking, camping, tailgating, or…
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Tough Ultralight Survival Tent
Roughin’ it has never been so easy with this NASA inspired survival tent. The “Don’t Die in the Woods” tent pack is the…
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Cookie Monster Coffee Mug
Who isn’t a fan of everyone’s favorite cookie loving beast from Sesame Street. You’re sure to enjoy milk and cookies with this Cookie Monster…
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Bourbon + Brown Sugar Candle
With the scent of rich, oaky bourbon and sweet, sugary caramel, you can feel free to enjoy the smells of five o clock…
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Boyfriend Pillow
Single ladies rejoice for now you can get the comfort of having a boyfriend without the fake orgasms! Just nest your head in…
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Stainless Steel Reusable Solo Cups
Say goodbye to single-use plastic cups and hello to the party king of cups! These Stainless Steel Reusable Solo Cups are the ultimate…
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Pie Crust Cookies
Get a box of pie crust cookies to change up your usual snacks. These treats are great for people who want a new…
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Prima Unwind CBD Bath Bomb
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