Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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Yoshi Egg Light
This Eggcellent lamp will make any gamer’s room complete. This USB powered lamp look just like a glowing Yoshi egg from Nintendo’s classic…
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Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
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Lego 3MP Camera
This Lego Digital Camera that is made for children is designed to look like stack of Legos. The camera is designed to hold…
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Strip Club Cash Cannon
Who doesn’t love to make it rain in the club, your hard earned dollars deserve to be on the sticky floor of a…
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Christmas Vacation Sh*tter’s Full Ugly Christmas Sweater
Fans of National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation will get a hoot out of this appropriately inappropriate ugly sweater! Perfect for enjoying the silent majesty…
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USB Heated Mouse Pad
Let’s be honest the office can be freezing sometimes, keep your hands toasty with this USB heated mouse pad. It’ll go great with…
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Make Your Own Chewing Gum Kit
Tired of plain old chewing gum, well now you can make your own with the make your own chewing gum kit, great for…
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Cherry Measuring Spoons
If you’re looking for cut measuring spoons look no further than these cherry measuring spoons. Includes sizes are 1 tbsp, 1/2 tbsp, 1…
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Swiveling Wall Charger
Nearly everyone has to charge with USB at this point. Upgrade any outlet with this swiveling wall charger that lets you charge 3…
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Star Wars R2-D2 Tamagotchi
Train your very own R2-D2 to master various skills with this Star Wars Tamagotchi toy. You’ll be able to train R2-D2 through 19…
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