Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes from Trump’s tweets and transcripts.
S Is For Swears ABC Book
Expand your vocabulary in the most cheeky way with the “S Is For Swears” ABC book. This isn’t your average bedtime story; geared…
Dog Poetry Book
What goes on in the mind of man’s best friend? And could ruff prose do it justice? Of course not. If you’ve ever…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
Middle Class Problems Hardcover Book
Have middle class Americans totally gone soft? Well, not all of them :p But for the ones that have —here’s a book dedicated…
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Funny Mother’s Day Card: Bad Eyesight
Give Mom a laugh with this hilarious Mother’s Day card! Featuring a cute old lady squinting, it’s blank inside for your own witty…
Vitruvi Stone Diffuser
Elevate your home decor with the Vitruvi Stone Diffuser. Crafted from premium ceramic, it combines sculptural elegance with functionality. Choose between 4-hour and…
White Castle Burger Candle
Can’t get enough of that grease filled aroma? Want to be enveloped in that onion and burger scented paradise? This is the candle…
Minecraft Foam Diamond Sword
Equip one of the most powerful weapons from Minecraft. You might remember the Minecraft pick axe bottle opener we posted, this is something…
Toy Army Men Skateboarders
The minds behind Toy Boarders think children shouldn’t have to make war with tiny green men, and are providing the opportunity for children…
Unicorn Sconce Wall Light
My horn, will light the sky! Light up any room with a bit of personality. This legendary creature will light up your room…
Star Trek Live Long & Prosper T-Shirt
An iconic line, and also just a nice thing to say. You don’t even have to be a Star Trek fan to appreciate…
Personalized Zelda Portrait
GPT Level up your wall game with a Personalized Zelda Portrait, where you’re the hero of your own Hyrule adventure! Choose to go…
Apple AirTag
Find just about anything with the Apple AirTag. These handy little gadgets can fit on a keychain, in luggage, on your dog, and…
Lego Death Star
Here at awesome stuff we can’t get enough Star Wars or Lego. When you combine the two something magical happens. For example you…



