Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes from Trump’s tweets and transcripts.
S Is For Swears ABC Book
Expand your vocabulary in the most cheeky way with the “S Is For Swears” ABC book. This isn’t your average bedtime story; geared…
Dog Poetry Book
What goes on in the mind of man’s best friend? And could ruff prose do it justice? Of course not. If you’ve ever…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
Middle Class Problems Hardcover Book
Have middle class Americans totally gone soft? Well, not all of them :p But for the ones that have —here’s a book dedicated…
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Chunky Cat Plush Pillow
Cozy up with the ultimate feline companion – the chunky cat plush pillow. Oversized and irresistibly squishy, this feline-inspired pillow is crafted from…
Wearable Air Futon
This thing puts the snuggie to shame. Strap up and drop down regardless of where you’re standing. Have comfort in every situation and…
Vertical Succulent Planter
Have you always been dreaming about the perfect little garden at the window in your bedroom which will make you feel alive and…
Wilson Castaway Volleyball
Craving to be a castaway in your backyard? well it’s your turn to be Tom Hanks. After your done saving private Ryan you…
Philips Hue Wake Up Light
Improve your experience waking up with the Philips Hue alarm clock. This unique alarm clock will slowly fade through sunrise colors and play…
Skull and Crossbones Ice Cube Tray
Ahoy mateys! Add some pirate flair to your drinks with this Skull and Crossbones Ice Cube Tray. Each tray makes 4 skull and…
Star Wars Ice Cube Molds
Star Wars fans will love dropping one of these nerdy ice cubes in their drink. This set of 8 Star Wars ice molds…
Shower Beer Koozie
Getting drunk in the shower just got a lot easier. Keep your beer within an arms reach as you clean your smoking hot…
SwitchPod: Tripod for Vloggers
Whether you film vlogs for fun or travel it can be annoying to get your camera in the right position. Well the SwitchPod…
Sex Panther Cologne from Anchorman
60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big…



