Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes from Trump’s tweets and transcripts.
S Is For Swears ABC Book
Expand your vocabulary in the most cheeky way with the “S Is For Swears” ABC book. This isn’t your average bedtime story; geared…
Dog Poetry Book
What goes on in the mind of man’s best friend? And could ruff prose do it justice? Of course not. If you’ve ever…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
Middle Class Problems Hardcover Book
Have middle class Americans totally gone soft? Well, not all of them :p But for the ones that have —here’s a book dedicated…
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Wall Mounted Circular Terrariums
Add some minimalistic flare to your home with this unique wall-mounted circular terrariums. Made from metal and glass these terrariums are sure to…
Playstation Vintage Icon T-Shirt
Dress like an icon by putting these iconic icons on! This sweet bit of Playstation apparel is 100% cotton, and machine washable. Just…
Chemistry Beaker Shot Glasses
Put back that whiskey with a scientific touch. These adorable Chemistry Beaker Shot Glasses will add a touch of whimsy and scientific discovery…
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
The Memeing of Life
If Harambe gives your life joy what is holding you back. The memeing of life brings you a massive book packed with memes,…
Foam Cannon Car Wash Blaster
Wash your car with the Foam Cannon Car Wash Blaster and get a squeaky clean ride without any scratching or damage. Designed with…
Kindle Scribe Color: Your AI-Powered Digital Notebook
Meet the new Kindle Scribe Color. It is not just for reading anymore. We gave our largest display an eye-popping makeover with the…
White Chalk Pencils
Step up your chalk game and make your chalkboard lessons pop with these refined white chalk pencils. Forget the dusty, chunky sticks of…
Smartphone Breathalyzer
Never know if you’re too drunk to drive home? well you most likely shouldn’t be driving but with this Breathometer Smartphone Breathalyzer you’ll be…
Alien Xenomorph Pen Holder
Transform your desk into a sci-fi haven with the Alien Xenomorph Pen Holder. This detailed and menacing Xenomorph cradles your pens with eerie…



