Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes from Trump’s tweets and transcripts.
S Is For Swears ABC Book
Expand your vocabulary in the most cheeky way with the “S Is For Swears” ABC book. This isn’t your average bedtime story; geared…
Dog Poetry Book
What goes on in the mind of man’s best friend? And could ruff prose do it justice? Of course not. If you’ve ever…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
Middle Class Problems Hardcover Book
Have middle class Americans totally gone soft? Well, not all of them :p But for the ones that have —here’s a book dedicated…
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Kitchen Cube All-In-One Measuring Device
The Kitchen Cube has over 19 common cooking measurements all in one tool. No longer will you be fiddling with a bunch of…
You Better Have Pizza Doormat
If there is one person coming to your doorstep you most likely want it to be a pizza delivery person. This doormat tells…
F**k Off Soy Candle
Whether it’s a friend or a mosquito this “F**k off” candle will say it for you. It’ll ward away bugs with its citronella…
Super Hard 500 Piece Gradient Puzzle
Do you find puzzles too easy these days? Well this super hard 500 piece gradient puzzle is sure to send you into a struggle.
Saturday Morning Cartoons Candle
Who doesn’t remember watching Saturday morning cartoons in the ’90s while snacking on some Fruity Pebbles? Well, this soy candle will bring back…
Full Body Sleeping Bag
Say I love to camp all the time with this wearable sleeping bag that covers your entire body. Staying warm while outside is…
Windproof Foldable Camping Stove
Ever finding yourself wanting the ability to summon flames? “Man, I have these two beautiful steaks with me, but nothing to cook them.”…
Stainless Steel Reusable Solo Cups
Say goodbye to single-use plastic cups and hello to the party king of cups! These Stainless Steel Reusable Solo Cups are the ultimate…
Yoga Dice
Get inspired for your yoga session with this set of yoga dice. Whether you do yoga at the studio or home this set of…
Heat Sensitive iPhone Case
You’ve got the hot hand. So use it. With this awesome thermal sensor cover case, every time you touch your phone it glows.…



