Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes from Trump’s tweets and transcripts.
S Is For Swears ABC Book
Expand your vocabulary in the most cheeky way with the “S Is For Swears” ABC book. This isn’t your average bedtime story; geared…
Dog Poetry Book
What goes on in the mind of man’s best friend? And could ruff prose do it justice? Of course not. If you’ve ever…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
Middle Class Problems Hardcover Book
Have middle class Americans totally gone soft? Well, not all of them :p But for the ones that have —here’s a book dedicated…
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Logitech G432 Gaming Headset
Bring the joy of voice chat and great sound to your PC gaming experience with the Logitech G432 gaming headset. Perfect for any…
Poo Emoji Shirt
Say this meeting is poo with this poo emoji covered button down shirt. One of the most popular emojis is now immortalized in…
Miracle Fruit Tablets
Miracle fruit tablets cause sour tasting things such as lemons taste sweet. Quite the interesting fun treat, just keep a miracle fruit tablet…
Comic Book Frame Display System
Showcase your favorite comics in style with the Comic Book Frame Display System. It’s not just a frame; it’s a tribute to the…
Pac-Man Lamp
Who doesn’t love the classic game Pac-Man, well now you be reminded of your favorite 8-bit character with this Pac-Man lamp. Whether you…
Mini USB Paper Shredder
Add a bit of fun and productivity to your work station with this mini USB powered paper shredder. Perfect for when a coworker…
Cacti Coasters
Sick of coasters lying around your house? Well class up your home with these cactus coasters. If you’re trying to go with a desert…
Corgi Butt Leggings
Corgi lovers out there will love wearing these corgi butt leggings. Whether you’re working out or lounging around the house these leggings are…
Crackling Woodwick Candle
Enjoying the sound of a crackling fire with the unique woodwick candles. Their woodwick create a crackling sound as they burn for pleasure…
TMNT Christmas Sweater
There’s no better way to spend the holidays than with your favorite Ninja Turtles gang. Grab a slice of pizza at an ugly…



