Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes from Trump’s tweets and transcripts.
S Is For Swears ABC Book
Expand your vocabulary in the most cheeky way with the “S Is For Swears” ABC book. This isn’t your average bedtime story; geared…
Dog Poetry Book
What goes on in the mind of man’s best friend? And could ruff prose do it justice? Of course not. If you’ve ever…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
Middle Class Problems Hardcover Book
Have middle class Americans totally gone soft? Well, not all of them :p But for the ones that have —here’s a book dedicated…
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
DON’T GET STABBED! The Card Game
DON’T GET STABBED! is an easy to learn party game where you get to kill your family and friends (for pretend). The game…
Baby Yoda Doll
Everyone loves Baby Yoda from the Mandalorian on Disney+. While there isn’t any official Baby Yoda swag yet you can get the next…
Full Body Sleeping Bag
Say I love to camp all the time with this wearable sleeping bag that covers your entire body. Staying warm while outside is…
Groot Man Planter Pot
Everyone’s favorite character from Guardians of the Galaxy now in planter form! Grow a bundle of leaves from this little Groot man planter…
Shark Attack Bowl
Have a snack, if you dare! Chow down with this shark attack bowl, perfect for your shark week party or even a bowl of…
Thor’s Hammer Water Bottle
Hydrate like Thor with this 1.7-liter water bottle shaped like Thor’s hammer! You’ll be extremely hydrated with this XXL water bottle designed for…
Smitten Mittens
Science has shown that skin on skin contact is necessary for the release of oxytocin (the LOVE hormone). If you have been wearing…
TARDIS Night Light Limited-Edition Chrome Version
Afraid of the dark after a long night of watching Dr. Who episodes? Cash in your fears with this fantastic night light. Keep…
Blue Balloon Dog Bank
Make saving money fun and add some pizzazz to any room with this Jeff Koons inspired metallic balloon dog bank. Sleek and playful…
The Pickle Rick Game
Are you ready for the board game that comes with a pickle! Any Rick and Morty fan will appreciate the Pickle Rick board…



