Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes from Trump’s tweets and transcripts.
S Is For Swears ABC Book
Expand your vocabulary in the most cheeky way with the “S Is For Swears” ABC book. This isn’t your average bedtime story; geared…
Dog Poetry Book
What goes on in the mind of man’s best friend? And could ruff prose do it justice? Of course not. If you’ve ever…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
Middle Class Problems Hardcover Book
Have middle class Americans totally gone soft? Well, not all of them :p But for the ones that have —here’s a book dedicated…
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Kylo Ren Light-Up Chop Sabers
A short time ago in a dining room not so far, far away…. A family of Star Wars fans used glowing red chop…
NASA Sweatshirt
Show your love for the space race by rocking this NASA sweatshirt. Everyone will recognize NASA’s iconic logo largely printed on the front…
Nanoleaf Lines Squared
What home doesn’t need smart multi-colored lights to add some ambiance. The Nanoleaf Line Squared are sure to turn heads with their unique…
Baby-Bump Sound System
So this is a thing. Research has suggested that babies are capable of hearing the mothers voice and music within the womb, so…
Caffeinated Toothpaste
If you love a morning cup of coffee you’ll love getting caffeinated with this toothpaste. Just brush your teeth in the morning with…
Butt and Face Soap Bar
Never get the sides of your soap mixed up again with this Butt and Face soap bar. Face written on one side and butt…
Nostalgia Aqua 3-in-1 Breakfast Station
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
Stainless Steel Keycaps
Gamers are familiar with WASD on their keyboard since it’s used for movement in most games. These stainless steel keycaps will upgrade anyone’s…
Otamatone: The Strange Instrument with a Face
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
Pencil Foosball
Why not tack on another distraction to the classroom and office environment? This Pencil Foosball kit is all you need for a good…



