Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes from Trump’s tweets and transcripts.
Dog Poetry Book
What goes on in the mind of man’s best friend? And could ruff prose do it justice? Of course not. If you’ve ever…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
Middle Class Problems Hardcover Book
Have middle class Americans totally gone soft? Well, not all of them :p But for the ones that have —here’s a book dedicated…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Color My Boobs Coloring Book
Ever wanted to draw some clean lines on a beautiful bosom? The opportunity has never looked better. The Color My Boobs Coloring Book…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Swiveling Wall Charger
Nearly everyone has to charge with USB at this point. Upgrade any outlet with this swiveling wall charger that lets you charge 3…
Friends Apartment Floor Plan Print
Relive every second of Joey, Rachel, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica with this print of the FRIENDS apartment floor plan. Everyone remembers the…
Smash-to-Open Gift Card Holder
Every guy will love smashing this gift card out of its concrete block. The digital gift card inside is good for multiple places…
Mount Fuji Tissue Box
You’ve pretty much got to have tissues somewhere in your house or apartment, so they might as well look pretty darned awesome. Stop…
Batman Snuggie
The Dark Knight rises… in warmth with this classic Batman snuggie. Who needs to defend innocent civilians when you can sit in the…
Pac-Man Suit
Make an entrance at the next wedding you attend with some retro gamer flare with this Pac Man suit. Truly one of the…
Shawty U Fine as Shit Tho Bear
Nothing tells your b***h “I love you” like a teddy bear telling her she’s “fine” as shit tho. Hand this stuffed bear to…
Insect Pushpins
Pin your papers to your cork board with just a fly on the wall, these insect pushpins will be sure to make anyone…
Jason Concrete Planter
Nothing screams horror like Jason Voorhees smashing down your door. Designed to look like Jason’s classic hockey mask this concrete planter is sure…
Indoor Grill
Yes you can still be a grill master when the summer ends. Start grilling those steaks and vegetables inside your house with the…