Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes from Trump’s tweets and transcripts.
S Is For Swears ABC Book
Expand your vocabulary in the most cheeky way with the “S Is For Swears” ABC book. This isn’t your average bedtime story; geared…
Dog Poetry Book
What goes on in the mind of man’s best friend? And could ruff prose do it justice? Of course not. If you’ve ever…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
Middle Class Problems Hardcover Book
Have middle class Americans totally gone soft? Well, not all of them :p But for the ones that have —here’s a book dedicated…
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
DJI Inspire 3 Drone
Elevate your aerial photography game with DJI’s Inspire 3 Drone – a groundbreaking addition to their professional-grade drone lineup. Capture breathtaking visuals with…
Concrete Brutalist Chess Set
Fans of Brutalism and chess will just die over this concrete Brutalist chess set. Handmade with 16 natural grey concrete pieces and 16…
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Building Kit
Crash through the Whomping Willow with Ron and Harry and enter the castle complete with a gate that moves up down. It includes…
Floating Beer Pong Table
What could be better than playing beer pong in the pool with your friends. Just throw this floating beer pong table in the…
Desk Foot Hammock
Take a load off and kick up your feet with this tiny foot hammock for your desk. Whether it’s for your coworker or…
Jumbo Wine Glass
Need to finish a bottle of wine without your friends noticing you have a problem? Well the jumbo wine glass holds an entire…
Monopoly for Millennials
The classic game of Monopoly has been updated for millennials. No longer will you be collecting cash and properties but getting experience points…
Machete Spatula
Believe it or not the coolest part of this spatula isn’t that it’s shaped like a machete, it’s that it’s shaped like a…
Domo Blanket
Be consumed by the legendary Domo in this adorable and satisfyingly comfortable blanket. Made of high quality fleece and large enough to share!…



