Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes from Trump’s tweets and transcripts.
S Is For Swears ABC Book
Expand your vocabulary in the most cheeky way with the “S Is For Swears” ABC book. This isn’t your average bedtime story; geared…
Dog Poetry Book
What goes on in the mind of man’s best friend? And could ruff prose do it justice? Of course not. If you’ve ever…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
Middle Class Problems Hardcover Book
Have middle class Americans totally gone soft? Well, not all of them :p But for the ones that have —here’s a book dedicated…
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Outdoor Tarp Dragging Yard Tool
Dragging heavy loads just got a whole lot easier with this outdoor tarp-dragging yard tool. No need for a team of strongmen, this…
Peloton Gift Membership
With a Peloton Membership, you can help someone get a head start on their New Year’s resolution by gifting them access to Peloton’s…
Among Us Neon Lights
You’ll be ejected from your next lobby if you’re rocking a sus red Among Us neon light on your wall. With 7 different…
Light Saber BBQ Tongs
Use the power of the force to flip those juicy burgers and chicken. Be the master of your domain with these Star Wars…
Klingon Silk Tie
If you want to bring honor and glory to your formal wear, you can’t Gowron with this stylish silk tie! With black Klingon…
Orbi Mesh WiFi 6 System
If you’ve got the latest iPhone 11 or Samsung phone you’ll have the latest WiFi 6 features in your phone which include incredibly…
Chip Bag Pillows
Unleash your love for your favorite snacks without any of the guilt with these chip bag pillows. Fashioned to look like jumbo versions…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
Ultimate Undetectable Earpiece
Feeling like James Bond? Then you’ll love the Ultimate Undetectable Earpiece. This tiny gadget, designed for your inner spy, syncs with your Apple…
Hands-Free Umbrella
This isn’t your Mary Poppins style umbrella. Nope. This rain device is innovative, and hands-free. No gripping a silly handle and fighting fierce winds. No holding on…



