Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes from Trump’s tweets and transcripts.
S Is For Swears ABC Book
Expand your vocabulary in the most cheeky way with the “S Is For Swears” ABC book. This isn’t your average bedtime story; geared…
Dog Poetry Book
What goes on in the mind of man’s best friend? And could ruff prose do it justice? Of course not. If you’ve ever…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
Middle Class Problems Hardcover Book
Have middle class Americans totally gone soft? Well, not all of them :p But for the ones that have —here’s a book dedicated…
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Here Comes Amazon Christmas Doormat
Here comes Amazon, Here Comes Amazon, Right down my driveway! The holidays are upon us and we already know you’ll be having a…
Bartesian At-Home Cocktail Machine
Make high quality cocktails at home with this Keurig style cocktail mixer. Once you’ve loaded up your favorite whiskey, vodka, rum, gin and…
Panda Costume for Dogs
Who said dogs can’t be pandas? Certainly not us ;) So let the cuteness begin. It’s time to trade in their bone for…
Millenium Falcon Rug
Why not have Star Wars right at your feet with this Star Wars Large Millennium Falcon Rug. It measures an inch less than…
The Unofficial Home Alone Cookbook
Get ready to cook up some holiday mischief with The Unofficial Home Alone Cookbook! This culinary guide is your secret weapon for conquering…
Mini Toothpick Crossbow
Launch toothpicks all over the place with this mini toothpick crossbow. No matter if it’s for some fun at the office or home…
Spotify Membership
Odds are, someone you know likes music, and odds are, they want to be able listen to it wherever they are without being…
Flat Tom Stair Rug
Who doesn’t love to see Tom from Tom & Jerry be bested! This hilarious “Flat Cat Rug” shows Tom flat as a board…
The Office Downsizing Board Game
Will the Scranton branch close or will Michael save the day? Find out in The Office downsizing board game. Play as your favorite…
Bald Eagle Mask with Talons
Show your true American heritage by becoming a bald eagle with talons. This set of mask and gloves will instantly transform you into…



