Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes from Trump’s tweets and transcripts.
Dog Poetry Book
What goes on in the mind of man’s best friend? And could ruff prose do it justice? Of course not. If you’ve ever…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
Middle Class Problems Hardcover Book
Have middle class Americans totally gone soft? Well, not all of them :p But for the ones that have —here’s a book dedicated…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Don’t Mess With The Mailman Coffee Mug
Your mailman will crack up at this mug with “Don’t mess with the Mailman, he knows where you live” on the front. An…
Life Milestones Wine
It’s summer time, so that means it’s also wedding season. Keep a set of these handmade wedding-ready wine labels on hand and you’ll…
Melting Cat Candle
Regular candles are boring, add some flare to your candle arsinel with the PyroPet melting cat candle. Watch as the candle melts and…
2020 iPad Air
The latest iPad Air is here with a slew of new colors, a new form factor, support for the Apple pencil and more.…
Bacon Lanyard
Ever dreamed of slinging some hot juicy bacon around your neck? Maybe you have actually gone through with this dream and actually done…
Mini Toothpick Crossbow
Launch toothpicks all over the place with this mini toothpick crossbow. No matter if it’s for some fun at the office or home…
Garmin GPS with Alexa
Everyone has had to deal with the annoyance of typing in an address into a car GPS. Well now a new Garmin GPS…
Fc*k that Sh*t: The Classy Toilet Spray
Spray the bowl. Spray the air. Spray your poo for all we care. Just take care of business with the invigorating scent of…
Cufflinks with a Lockpick
If James Bond was ever caught in a bind he would be sporting the Uncuff links, which are cufflinks with a key to…
Wooden Stackable Rainbow
Having a developed imagination is a requirement for any child to grow up into a person with a positive mind. That’s why we have…



