Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes from Trump’s tweets and transcripts.
S Is For Swears ABC Book
Expand your vocabulary in the most cheeky way with the “S Is For Swears” ABC book. This isn’t your average bedtime story; geared…
Dog Poetry Book
What goes on in the mind of man’s best friend? And could ruff prose do it justice? Of course not. If you’ve ever…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
Middle Class Problems Hardcover Book
Have middle class Americans totally gone soft? Well, not all of them :p But for the ones that have —here’s a book dedicated…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
One Handed Drink Party Plate
A place to put your finger foods at a party finally has arrived with this drink party plate you can stuff your face…
Stun Gun Defense Cane
Sleek and effective, this Zap Self Defense Cane is equipped with a Flashlight and, of course, a whopping 1 MILLION volt charge that…
Loewe Pixelated Clothing
Step into the pixelated world of style with Loewe’s Pixelated Clothing line! Inspired by the iconic look of Minecraft, this unique collection boasts…
Waffle Shaped Soap
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
Retro NES Cartridge Wood Coasters
Give your drinks a nostalgic resting place with the Retro NES Cartridge Wood Coasters. Featuring punny takes on classic titles like “Drunkey Kong”…
Emergency Batarangs
Super-criminals have taken over your neighborhood, and you forgot your utility belt! Fortunately, these stainless steel Batarangs have got your back! They come…
Unicorn Battery Powered LED Light
Bring the glow of a magical unicorn to your bedroom with this LED light unicorn lamp. Powered by batteries this lamp is a…
Monopoly for Millennials
The classic game of Monopoly has been updated for millennials. No longer will you be collecting cash and properties but getting experience points…
Jason Concrete Planter
Nothing screams horror like Jason Voorhees smashing down your door. Designed to look like Jason’s classic hockey mask this concrete planter is sure…
Unbreakable Sledgehammer
If you’re breaking sledgehammers you’re probably a serious man. BASH now makes an unbreakable sledgehammer that’s good for 25,000+ over strikes. So if…