Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes from Trump’s tweets and transcripts.
S Is For Swears ABC Book
Expand your vocabulary in the most cheeky way with the “S Is For Swears” ABC book. This isn’t your average bedtime story; geared…
Dog Poetry Book
What goes on in the mind of man’s best friend? And could ruff prose do it justice? Of course not. If you’ve ever…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
Middle Class Problems Hardcover Book
Have middle class Americans totally gone soft? Well, not all of them :p But for the ones that have —here’s a book dedicated…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Decoy Alligator Head
The art of the practical joke is, sadly, one not practiced nearly enough. Prank your friends, neighbors, and enemies with this decoy alligator…
Nintendo 64 Anthology
Gamers from the 90s will never forget the Nintendo 64. From the origins of the N64 to the peak of its popularity the…
Stun Gun Defense Cane
Sleek and effective, this Zap Self Defense Cane is equipped with a Flashlight and, of course, a whopping 1 MILLION volt charge that…
Breakup Bean Plant
Because breaking up with someone via text isn’t impersonal enough, why not give your soon-to-be ex this Breakup Bean kit? Plant the bean…
Non-Slip Yoga Socks
These yoga socks are an ideal gift for anyone who enjoys yoga, barre, dance, or even pilates. You won’t have to worry about…
Foldable Clear Kayak
Cruise through the open waters with convenience and ease in this fold-able clear kayak from Clear Blue Hawaii. This Kayak is perfect for…
Fake Seatbelt T-shirt
Tired of obeying the law and avoiding death? Be a daredevil and break rules with this Fake Seatbelt T-shirt. Certain to fool those…
Shit Out Of Luck Multi-Tool
If you are the adventurous type you may find yourself in situations that call for an item that can help you when you…
Pokeball Coffee Mug
Every Pokemon master should start their morning by sipping coffee out of this pokeball coffee mug. Any geeky Pokemon fan will appreciate this…
Pug Planter
May the power of the pug be with you, pug-ify your living room with this amazingly cute pug planter. Fantastic for displaying your…