Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes from Trump’s tweets and transcripts.
Dog Poetry Book
What goes on in the mind of man’s best friend? And could ruff prose do it justice? Of course not. If you’ve ever…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
Middle Class Problems Hardcover Book
Have middle class Americans totally gone soft? Well, not all of them :p But for the ones that have —here’s a book dedicated…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Game of Thrones Door Mat
Plain ole welcome mats are played out. It’s time to go with something fresh, funny and bold with this Game of Thrones Door…
Real Human Rib
Take your collection of animal skulls and bottled terrors to the next level with this real human rib. Not only is it actually…
Clic-Light Wearable Smart LED Bike Signal
Maximize your safety while on the road with this Clic-Light wearable smart LED bike signal! Be seen from a mile away (that’s 1,300…
Bulletproof Shot Glass
Nothing says manliness like doing bourbon shots from a shot glass with a 9mm handgun round stuck in it. This shot glass is sure…
Ice Cream Socks
Nothing shows your playful side like Sock it to Me Ice Cream Knee High Socks. Made from cotton, polyester, and spandex these socks…
Star Wars Playing Cards
The Force is strong with these cards! This high-quality deck of playing cards features gorgeous artwork that perfectly renders your favorite Star Wars…
Spinning Kinetic Desk Toy
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
It Tastes Like Feet Doormat
Give your visitors a dose of humor before they even step inside with the “it tastes like feet!” doormat. Referencing a classic comedic…
Cool Cats And Kittens Shirt
All the cool cats and kittens out there will love this shirt saying just that! Fans of Tiger King and Carole Baskin’s iconic…
Pool Ball Shot Glasses
Bring the party with this set of 9 pool ball shot glasses. Throw back a few shots of whiskey with the boys while…



