Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes from Trump’s tweets and transcripts.
S Is For Swears ABC Book
Expand your vocabulary in the most cheeky way with the “S Is For Swears” ABC book. This isn’t your average bedtime story; geared…
Dog Poetry Book
What goes on in the mind of man’s best friend? And could ruff prose do it justice? Of course not. If you’ve ever…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
Middle Class Problems Hardcover Book
Have middle class Americans totally gone soft? Well, not all of them :p But for the ones that have —here’s a book dedicated…
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Collapsible Trunk Organizer
Make sure your trunk is as organized as a soccer mom’s with this Collapsible Trunk Organizer. This heavy-duty box is ready for all…
Key Ring Multi-Tool Scissors
What’s compact, sleek, durable, effective, and essential? These Key Ring Multi-Tool Scissors. Contained in this little package of metal is a bottle opener,…
Doggy Candles
Light up your room and your mood with these utterly adorable Doggy Candles. Crafted with an eye for detail, they come in three…
The Butt Towel
Get the perfect ass you’ve always wanted with this Butt Towel. Impress the babes and bros at the beach with a perfectly shaped,…
BottleLoft: Magnetic Strips for Beer Bottles
Give your beers the ultimate home in your fridge with the BottleLoft. These magnetic strips will hold beer bottles from the ceiling of…
SteelSeries Gaming Mouse Pad
This gaming mouse pad from SteelSeries is an ideal gift for pc gamers. At a range of different sizes this high quality mouse…
Full Length Wavy Mirror
Transform your living space into a dynamic spectacle with the Full-Length Wavy Mirror. Standing tall at 72 inches with a width of 37…
Raptor Dog Costume
Terrifying other’s pets with this raptor costume for your dog will be easy. The raptor costume comes with foam raptor head piece with…
Raincheck – Social Currency Cards
It happens all the time. You will invite someone out to eat, but they already have plans and tell you “I’ll take a…



