Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes from Trump’s tweets and transcripts.
S Is For Swears ABC Book
Expand your vocabulary in the most cheeky way with the “S Is For Swears” ABC book. This isn’t your average bedtime story; geared…
Dog Poetry Book
What goes on in the mind of man’s best friend? And could ruff prose do it justice? Of course not. If you’ve ever…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
Middle Class Problems Hardcover Book
Have middle class Americans totally gone soft? Well, not all of them :p But for the ones that have —here’s a book dedicated…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Instant Junk Drawer Kit
Transform that pristine, empty drawer into a treasure trove of “I might need this someday” with the Instant Junk Drawer Kit! It’s like…
Holographic Pool Tube
Do not just impress the crowd at your pool party but positively dazzle them with this holographic pool float. PoolCandy has a reputation…
Invisible Wall Book Shelf
Have a few books and want them to appear as if they are floating on the wall, well the concealed wall book shelf…
Air Hogs Enterprise-A Remote Control Drone
Nothing caps off a long day of rescuing humpback whales quite like taking your new ship out for a spin! Based on the…
LEGO Minions Set
Kids will love building their own Minions with this LEGO Minions kit. This 800+ piece LEGO set has you building 2 Minions that…
Cool Cats And Kittens Shirt
All the cool cats and kittens out there will love this shirt saying just that! Fans of Tiger King and Carole Baskin’s iconic…
AK47 Bullets Ice Cube Tray
Unleash a storm of bullets upon your drink with the ice cubes in the shape of AK47 bullets, best served the same way…
Amazon Prime Membership
Amazon Prime is so useful that you might as well be giving someone an entire year of their life back. For many people…
USB Kill Stick
The USB kill stick allows you to test the surge protection circuity of various electronics as well as their max loads. The USB…
Rolling Measurement Tool
From carpenters to fashion designers, architects to sewists, anyone working with non-sharp or rolling edges and angles can appreciate this Rolling Measurement Tool.…