Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes from Trump’s tweets and transcripts.
S Is For Swears ABC Book
Expand your vocabulary in the most cheeky way with the “S Is For Swears” ABC book. This isn’t your average bedtime story; geared…
Dog Poetry Book
What goes on in the mind of man’s best friend? And could ruff prose do it justice? Of course not. If you’ve ever…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
Middle Class Problems Hardcover Book
Have middle class Americans totally gone soft? Well, not all of them :p But for the ones that have —here’s a book dedicated…
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Among Us Neon Lights
You’ll be ejected from your next lobby if you’re rocking a sus red Among Us neon light on your wall. With 7 different…
Harry Potter Pillow Set
After a long day, you can retire to your common room with these incredibly cute Harry Potter pillows. Take a nap, watch or…
Steam Deck OLED
Level up your portable gaming with the Steam Deck OLED! With its dazzling 7.4-inch OLED touchscreen, you’re not just playing games, you’re diving…
Xbox One Play and Charge Kit
Stop worrying about batteries in your Xbox One controllers with the Xbox Plug and Charge kit. This handy accessories gives you a rechargeable…
Carolina Reaper Beef Jerky
Ignite your taste buds with the Carolina Reaper Beef Jerky – a mouthwatering snack that packs a fiery punch! Sink your teeth into…
Giant Mustache Pool Float
Make a splash with a stash using this giant mustache pool float! At 8 feet long this handlebar mustache float is the classiest…
Fox Face Crop Top
What does the fox say? It says, ‘wow that is an adorable top.’ A great personal buy or a great gift for the…
Fifty Shades of Chicken
If Fifty Shades of Grey got you hot and bothered imagine what a piping hot and juicy chicken out of the oven can…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Kevin’s Famous Chili Socks
Anyone who loves The Office will remember Kevin’s famous chili being spilled all over the office floor. Now you can relive that iconic…



