Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes from Trump’s tweets and transcripts.
S Is For Swears ABC Book
Expand your vocabulary in the most cheeky way with the “S Is For Swears” ABC book. This isn’t your average bedtime story; geared…
Dog Poetry Book
What goes on in the mind of man’s best friend? And could ruff prose do it justice? Of course not. If you’ve ever…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
Middle Class Problems Hardcover Book
Have middle class Americans totally gone soft? Well, not all of them :p But for the ones that have —here’s a book dedicated…
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Wyze Cam Outdoor
If you have Wyze cameras you already know they are known for the affordable high quality smart home ecosystem. The latest Wyze camera…
Zombie Beef Jerky
Brrrraaaains, this is the perfect gift for the zombie addict in your life. This green zombie beef jerky is sure to shock just about…
Did You Feed the Dog Device
The Did You Feed the Dog Device is the perfect solution for keeping track of your furry friend’s feeding schedule. With its strong…
Get Sh*t Done Mug
It’s 2018. It’s about time you get some sh*t done. With this Get Sh*t Done Mug you can remind yourself of this fact…
White Paw Plush Toy For Dogs
Your dog has had a tough day we all know it. So why not let them kick back and enjoy their own White…
Campfire Popcorn Cooker
Elevate your campfire tales with some poppin’ snacks using this sturdy campfire popcorn cooker! Durable as your love for the outdoors, this metal…
“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
Ooni Outdoor Pizza Oven
This absolute heater of a pizza oven can get your pie soaring to temps of up to 932 degrees Fahrenheit. Providing an absolutely…
Color Changing Gin Infusing Kit
Magically transform your favorite gin cocktail with this color changing gin infusion kit. This kit includes enough ingredients to make 5 bottles of…
Raincheck – Social Currency Cards
It happens all the time. You will invite someone out to eat, but they already have plans and tell you “I’ll take a…



