Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes from Trump’s tweets and transcripts.
S Is For Swears ABC Book
Expand your vocabulary in the most cheeky way with the “S Is For Swears” ABC book. This isn’t your average bedtime story; geared…
Dog Poetry Book
What goes on in the mind of man’s best friend? And could ruff prose do it justice? Of course not. If you’ve ever…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
Middle Class Problems Hardcover Book
Have middle class Americans totally gone soft? Well, not all of them :p But for the ones that have —here’s a book dedicated…
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Fake Seatbelt T-shirt
Tired of obeying the law and avoiding death? Be a daredevil and break rules with this Fake Seatbelt T-shirt. Certain to fool those…
Whiskey Stones
Engage in the fine art of whiskey drinking with these whiskey Stones. To keep it classy, for the true connoisseur, there is no…
Star Trek The Next Generation Socks
For those who prefer a certain formality on their feet, these socks are modeled after Starfleet uniforms from the late 24th century. Each pack…
RGB Cloud Light
Bring some colorful clouds to your bedroom with this adjustable RGB LED light cloud. This handmade lamp is battery-powered and includes a bluetooth…
Logitech G432 Gaming Headset
Bring the joy of voice chat and great sound to your PC gaming experience with the Logitech G432 gaming headset. Perfect for any…
Inflatable Margarita Pool Float
From BigMouth Inc. comes yet another pool toy of high pedigree in this Margarita Pool Float. Fully inflated, the float is all of…
Hoppy Beer Soap
Beer lovers will love bathing in this hoppy IPA bar of soap. Made in the US with real beer these hoppy beer soap…
Cheese Making Kit
So it is assumed that you love cheese or you wouldn’t have even accessed this product. With that being said, do you actually…
PlayStation Classic
Who doesn’t remember getting the Pizza Hut demo disk and playing the first level of Tony Hawk 1000 times. The Playstation Classic will…
Seinfeld Jerkstore T-Shirt
Hey, jerk! Don’t be caught without the perfect comeback again. The Seinfeld Jerkstore t-shirt will let everyone know you’re witty and quick on…



