Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes from Trump’s tweets and transcripts.
S Is For Swears ABC Book
Expand your vocabulary in the most cheeky way with the “S Is For Swears” ABC book. This isn’t your average bedtime story; geared…
Dog Poetry Book
What goes on in the mind of man’s best friend? And could ruff prose do it justice? Of course not. If you’ve ever…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
Middle Class Problems Hardcover Book
Have middle class Americans totally gone soft? Well, not all of them :p But for the ones that have —here’s a book dedicated…
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
I’ll Try Being Nicer Name Plate
Let your desk do the talking with this cheeky “I’ll try being nicer” name plate. Perfect for those days when you need a…
Grass Flip Flops
GO GREEN! How good to does grass feel under your feet? Pretty good. Take this experience with you wherever you roam. Step on…
Octopus Ice Tray
Ready to take your drink game to the next level? The Octopus Ice Tray is here to make a splash! This silicone rubber…
Sh*t Show Supervisor Cap
Embrace the chaos of leadership with the Shit Show Supervisor cap, a hat that speaks volumes in just three words. Whether you’re a…
Among Us Sus Socks
Any imposter will know the scene of 7 dead crewmates in their ship. These funny Among Us socks are sure to make someone…
Wiener Dog Pool Float
If you reckon that your outdoor pool looks a bit threadbare this summer, then this pool float Mattress is just the item you…
Reversible Chewbacca Jacket
Show off some Wookie swag with this officially licensed reversible Chewbacca jacket. That’s no moon on the front! it’s the Rebel symbol to easily appear to…
Diseases caused by Masturbation (Book)
Friends, it’s time to delve into a serious topic; Masturbation. We have all done it. There is no point in denying it, but…
Giant Bread Loaf Pillow
Screw traditional pillows, you can finally sleep like a baker with this giant bread loaf pillow. Whether you are taking a nap or…
Automatic Domino Train Set
Get ready to domino like never before with our Automatic Domino Train Set! This bad boy comes equipped with a direction adjustable train…



