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Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald Trump condoms will let anyone know you’re huuuuuge. Hopefully you don’t get fired in the process!
These Trump condoms are “tremendous” – well, not really, they’re standard sized
These condoms will help you negotiate rounding the bases and scoring safely
These condoms are built like a wall to keep out STD’s and unwanted pregnancies 99% of the time
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