Who doesn’t remember the classic toy Stretch Armstrong, well now you can stretch the truth with Trump! The 45th president can stretch over 4 feet and has his classic orange complexion making it a hilarious gag gift.
Trump Suspended Twitter Mug
A U.S. President getting banned from Twitter sure isn’t something you see every day. Well now, you can see it every day, first…
World’s Smallest Stretch Armstrong
Tear apart a super tiny stretch Armstrong. You’ll have a blast pulling him in all directions, it’d even make a fun stress relief…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck
Life is hard and full of sh*t to worry about. We could spend all day and night gnawing our fingertips off. Right? Before…
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Sword Bookmark
Looking to add some medieval flair to your reading game? Look no further than this sword bookmark! With its metal construction and ornate…
F*cking Weekday Cups
Finally a coffee mug for everyday of the week that truly captures how you feel about work. Each mug says “F*cking Monday”, Tuesday,…
Sneaker Candles
Sneaker addict? This set of sneaker candles designed to look like Air Jordan III, Air Jordan IV, and Air Jordan XI are a sure…
Xbox Wireless Headset
Anyone who games on Xbox will appreciate the official Xbox wireless headset. Designed to be the perfect headset for Xbox gamers this headset…
Buffalo Bob’s Wild Game Jerky
Ever get a hankering to try the world of wild game? This little kit will allow you to do just that. It comes…
Arlo Ultra: 4K Wireless Security Camera
Keeping your home security always gives you peace of mind. With the Arlo Ultra you’ll have ultra high definition 4k footage with HDR…
How to Live with a Huge Penis Book
This is the ultimate coffee table book for any bachelor. Let any visitor to your home know the struggles of your well endowed…
Indestructible iPhone Charging Cable
Sick and tired of iPhone charging cables breaking? Well Anker makes some of the best accessories for phones including batteries and charging cables.…
Avocado Doormat
Give avocados the respect they deserve by giving this avocado doormat a space at your front door. Visitors will love seeing this cute…
Tesla Cybertruck
Tesla takes pick up truck performance to the max with Cybertruck. This uniquely designed truck can go 0-60 in 2.9 seconds with the…




