Who doesn’t remember the classic toy Stretch Armstrong, well now you can stretch the truth with Trump! The 45th president can stretch over 4 feet and has his classic orange complexion making it a hilarious gag gift.
Trump Suspended Twitter Mug
A U.S. President getting banned from Twitter sure isn’t something you see every day. Well now, you can see it every day, first…
World’s Smallest Stretch Armstrong
Tear apart a super tiny stretch Armstrong. You’ll have a blast pulling him in all directions, it’d even make a fun stress relief…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck
Life is hard and full of sh*t to worry about. We could spend all day and night gnawing our fingertips off. Right? Before…
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Arlo Pro 3 Home Security Camera
Arlo has released their latest pro security camera with 2k video recording and HDR video. This will give you unparalleled image quality for…
Rick and Morty Plumbus Mug
This plumbus mug is now 30% more plumbus! Any Rick and Morty fan will love this official merch. Just pop your coffee in…
Giant Pasta Shaped Pool Floats
Dive into a world of culinary comfort with these Giant Pasta-Shaped Pool Floats! These whimsical inflatables come in the shape of your favorite…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
LED Floating Shelf System
Transform your gaming space into a mesmerizing digital world with this LED floating shelf system. This system includes three individual shelves that can…
Bigfoot Patrol Membership Kit
Make sure that people know you’re not just another idiot wandering the woods with this Bigfoot Patrol Membership Kit. At the very least,…
YETI Rambler Insulated Tumbler
Who doesn’t love a big insulated cup of coffee on a cold day. Maybe soda is more of your thing, just full this…
Piggyback Rider Harness System
Carry your kid in style with this piggyback rider harness system. Just snap your kid and yourself in and you’ll be carrying your…
Tiny Spincast Fidget Novelty Reel
Keep your hands busy and your mind relaxed with this handy little fishing reel! Perfect for fidgety folks, this twenty-inch rod comes with…
Emergency Batarangs
Super-criminals have taken over your neighborhood, and you forgot your utility belt! Fortunately, these stainless steel Batarangs have got your back! They come…




