Who doesn’t remember the classic toy Stretch Armstrong, well now you can stretch the truth with Trump! The 45th president can stretch over 4 feet and has his classic orange complexion making it a hilarious gag gift.
Trump Suspended Twitter Mug
A U.S. President getting banned from Twitter sure isn’t something you see every day. Well now, you can see it every day, first…
World’s Smallest Stretch Armstrong
Tear apart a super tiny stretch Armstrong. You’ll have a blast pulling him in all directions, it’d even make a fun stress relief…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck
Life is hard and full of sh*t to worry about. We could spend all day and night gnawing our fingertips off. Right? Before…
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
The Night Dad Went to Prison – Children’s Book
No this book is not a joke, but yes we are kind of turning it into one. I suppose there is some merit…
Star Wars Family Car Stickers
Is your family one with the force? Than show everyone with the Star Wars family decals for your car or minivan. Comes with 50…
Baseball Dice Board Game
For baseball enthusiasts craving the game’s excitement when they can’t hit the field, this baseball dice board game is the perfect fix. It…
Bose QuietComfort Ultra Headphones
Immerse yourself in an unparalleled auditory experience with the Bose QuietComfort Ultra Headphones. These wireless noise-canceling headphones offer up to 24 hours of…
Mushroom Lamp
Enhance your bedside ambiance with the Mushroom Lamp. Crafted from a combination of rich walnut and sleek beech wood, this mushroom-shaped lamp boasts…
Colored Smoke Grenades
Whether you’re trying to add an interesting flare to your photography or just love how cool smoke bombs are it’s worth picking these…
USB Wall Outlet
Finally be able to charge all your gadgets straight from the wall! A USB Wall Outlet with actual plugs too is perfect for…
Bacon Strip Bandages
Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell…
Prop Breakable Beer Bottles
If you’ve ever wanted to be in a bar fight but didn’t want to deal with pesky things like legal bills, concussions, and…
Mystical Fire Flame Colorant
Check out this delightful way to add some color to your next bonfire party or camping trip. Mystical Fire is a flame colorant…




