Who doesn’t remember the classic toy Stretch Armstrong, well now you can stretch the truth with Trump! The 45th president can stretch over 4 feet and has his classic orange complexion making it a hilarious gag gift.
Trump Suspended Twitter Mug
A U.S. President getting banned from Twitter sure isn’t something you see every day. Well now, you can see it every day, first…
World’s Smallest Stretch Armstrong
Tear apart a super tiny stretch Armstrong. You’ll have a blast pulling him in all directions, it’d even make a fun stress relief…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck
Life is hard and full of sh*t to worry about. We could spend all day and night gnawing our fingertips off. Right? Before…
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Smart Food Scale Prep Pad
Be sure to pick up an iPad stand so you can easily see what you need to prep next. This Smart Food Scale Prep Pad…
Nanoleaf Lines
Add a one of a kind light to your home with the Nanoleaf Lines starter kit. These unique light sources are modular so…
Cheap Remote Control Helicopter
This is seriously a must have for anyone, it’s only $20 and it flys amazingly. It’s also a killer gift for kids and…
#WeRateDogs Book
Everyone’s favorite doggo filled twitter account is now in book form! If you aren’t familiar with WeRateDogs they rate pups from all over the…
How To Get Fired On Your First Day Notebook
Start a new job off right by bringing this “How To Get Fired On Your First Day” notebook to the office. This book…
Giant Shrimp Neck Pillow
What kind of shrimp fan are you? now you can show the world your love for shrimp with this giant shrimp neck pillow.…
Damascus Steel Alaska Ulu Knife
Meet your new kitchen sidekick. This Alaskan ulu knife rocks through veggies, meats, and pizza with total ease. Handcrafted with beautiful Damascus steel…
Personalized Pet Magnets
Your furry friend will look better than ever in magnet form on your fridge! These personalized pet magnets make the perfect gift for…
Voice-Activated Andor Panel Droid
Need a little Imperial tech on your desk? This voice-activated panel droid, straight out of the Andor series, is ready to chatter away.…
Wickedly Delicious Halloween Drink Recipes
Ready to throw the spookiest bash on the block? This is your essential spellbook for crafting over 100 wickedly delicious cocktails. Whether you’re…




