Who doesn’t remember the classic toy Stretch Armstrong, well now you can stretch the truth with Trump! The 45th president can stretch over 4 feet and has his classic orange complexion making it a hilarious gag gift.
Trump Suspended Twitter Mug
A U.S. President getting banned from Twitter sure isn’t something you see every day. Well now, you can see it every day, first…
World’s Smallest Stretch Armstrong
Tear apart a super tiny stretch Armstrong. You’ll have a blast pulling him in all directions, it’d even make a fun stress relief…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck
Life is hard and full of sh*t to worry about. We could spend all day and night gnawing our fingertips off. Right? Before…
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Wine Cork States
With over 50 states available these wine cork holders are the perfect way to rep your state. Whether you love Napa wine or…
MasterClass Membership
If you want to show someone that you truly care about their interests, MasterClass is a fantastic option. With a catalog of courses…
Square Ice Cube Mold
Spice up your average cocktail party with massive square ice cubes. They are larger than average ice cubes so they are perfect for…
Razer BlackWidow V4 Pro Gaming Keyboard
Are you tired of getting pwned by n00bs in your favorite game? Look no further than the Razer BlackWidow V4 Pro keyboard. With…
Star Wars Storm Trooper Cufflinks
Dress like you’re part of the Empire with these classy Storm Trooper Cufflinks. Officially licensed from the movie this will make the perfect…
Razer Turret Wireless Keyboard and Mouse
Ever since Xbox One added support for keyboard and mouse there are oven a dozen supported games that work with a mouse and…
Vintage Record Coasters
Who doesn’t love the vintage sound of a record. Well now you can relive all of the classics like Rolling Stones and Guns…
Giant Donut Beach Blanket
Give your next visit to the beach some dessert flair with this massive donut beach blanket. With a five foot span it’s big…
My Penis is a Dick Book
Have a laugh with “My Penis is a Dick” which beautifully illustrates over 50 common mental debates a guy has with his penis.…
Rick and Morty Ugly Sweater
Make a blast at this Christmas at the ugly sweater party with this Rick and Morty themed ugly sweater. With “Happy Human Holiday” on…




