Who doesn’t remember the classic toy Stretch Armstrong, well now you can stretch the truth with Trump! The 45th president can stretch over 4 feet and has his classic orange complexion making it a hilarious gag gift.
Trump Suspended Twitter Mug
A U.S. President getting banned from Twitter sure isn’t something you see every day. Well now, you can see it every day, first…
World’s Smallest Stretch Armstrong
Tear apart a super tiny stretch Armstrong. You’ll have a blast pulling him in all directions, it’d even make a fun stress relief…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck
Life is hard and full of sh*t to worry about. We could spend all day and night gnawing our fingertips off. Right? Before…
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Map of the Universe Sculpture
This small crystal sculpture represents just the portions of the universe we’ve been able to observe using data from the 2dF Galaxy Redshift…
Portal Cake Mix
The cake is no longer a lie with officially licensed cake mix from the popular game Portal. Everyone who has played the game remembers the…
Snowflake Pan
Cook up some holiday cheer with this snowflake pan. This pan’s intricate snowflake design is as beautiful as it is festive, making it…
Freshly Signed Divorce Papers Scented Candle
TAKE IN A BIG WHIFF. Smells like freedom, or like depression, destitution, and loneliness; of course this all depends on your perspective. Embrace…
The CouchConsole
Elevate your couch game with The CouchConsole – the ultimate sofa accessory for those who enjoy snacking while gaming or binge-watching their favorite…
The Office Calendar
Relive all your favorite Dunder Mifflin moments with this hilarious 2021 wall calendar stuffed with iconic lines from the show. This 8.5″ by…
Millenium Falcon Rug
Why not have Star Wars right at your feet with this Star Wars Large Millennium Falcon Rug. It measures an inch less than…
ZenPod: Fidget Spinner AirPods Case
Leather is cool. Technology is cool. Spinning things around is cool. But combining all three? That’s amazing. That’s how you get The Matrix,…
You Look Sus Shirt
Whether someone just doesn’t seem on the level, or you just want to make sure you don’t get tossed out the nearest airlock,…
Wyze Battery Cam Pro
The Wyze Battery Cam Pro is your go-to solution for home security, even during power outages. With its quick and easy setup, you…




