Who doesn’t remember the classic toy Stretch Armstrong, well now you can stretch the truth with Trump! The 45th president can stretch over 4 feet and has his classic orange complexion making it a hilarious gag gift.
Trump Suspended Twitter Mug
A U.S. President getting banned from Twitter sure isn’t something you see every day. Well now, you can see it every day, first…
World’s Smallest Stretch Armstrong
Tear apart a super tiny stretch Armstrong. You’ll have a blast pulling him in all directions, it’d even make a fun stress relief…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck
Life is hard and full of sh*t to worry about. We could spend all day and night gnawing our fingertips off. Right? Before…
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
“I Choo Choo Choose You” Card
Any Simpsons fan will get a kick out of this “I Choo Choo Choose You” Valentine’s day card. Perfect for the Ralph Wiggum…
Cosmo Kramer’s Assman License Plate
Looking for a hilarious way to show your love for Seinfeld? Look no further than Kramer’s Ass Man license plate. This classic prop…
Snapchat Ice Cube tray
Perfect for your next Snapchat worthy party, make eight ghost shaped ice cubes especially great for a Mar-ghoul-rita’s and Boo-jito’s. If you’re a…
Planet Earth Marble
Hold the world in the palm of your hand with this Earth themed marble. See lush forests, icecaps, deserts and tall mountains all in…
B-itch Mug
Why are we mean muggin you? Because it’s hilarious!! This B*TCH mug has an estrogenic attitude, and an ornery appeal that will catch…
2D Glasses
Sick of 3D movies? Luckily they make these actually working 2D glasses for when you want a flat view for your movie watching…
Nomad Rustic Brown Leather Mouse Pad
Elevate your workspace aesthetics and functionality with the Nomad Rustic Brown Leather Mouse Pad. Crafted from premium, vegetable-tanned leather sourced from one of…
Self Cleaning Litter Box
Sick of cleaning up after your kitty? Well the Litter-robot is here to remove that litter box smell from your home or apartment.…
Squid Game Invitation Cards
Fans of the wildly popular series Squid Game will love handing out these Squid Game invite cards. Handmade in Texas these cards feature…
Legend of Zelda Sheikah Mask
Zelda fans young and old will get a kick out of this mysterious looking mask! Sporting the symbol of the Sheikah, these masks…




