Who doesn’t remember the classic toy Stretch Armstrong, well now you can stretch the truth with Trump! The 45th president can stretch over 4 feet and has his classic orange complexion making it a hilarious gag gift.
Trump Suspended Twitter Mug
A U.S. President getting banned from Twitter sure isn’t something you see every day. Well now, you can see it every day, first…
World’s Smallest Stretch Armstrong
Tear apart a super tiny stretch Armstrong. You’ll have a blast pulling him in all directions, it’d even make a fun stress relief…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck
Life is hard and full of sh*t to worry about. We could spend all day and night gnawing our fingertips off. Right? Before…
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Cute Bubble Tea Keychain
Never lose your keys when you have these precious boba tea keychains! They’re available in Strawberry and Milk tea varieties, but don’t try…
Vertical Succulent Planter
Have you always been dreaming about the perfect little garden at the window in your bedroom which will make you feel alive and…
Mystery Box
Firebox is notorious for having some creative, unique, and interesting items. They have outdone themselves this time with this Mystery Box. We have…
Sprout Pencils
Any eco friendly friend will love these Sprout pencils that are designed to be planted after use. With seeds for basil, cherry tomatoes,…
Lime to My Margarita Cocktail Print
Are you tired of boring wall decor that doesn’t scream ‘party time’? Look no further, my friend, because this Lime to My Margarita…
Caffeinated Maple Syrup
Sometimes a cup of coffee just isn’t enough and a large stack of waffles or pancakes can induce food comas. Here is a…
Cave Calming Dog Bed
Create a cozy sanctuary for your furry friend with the Cave Calming Dog Bed. This ingenious dog bed is designed to provide your…
Hot Dog Toaster
For the maximum lazy, and the maximum efficient, the hot dog toaster can quickly toast your buns and dogs at the same time.
Star Wars Playing Cards
The Force is strong with these cards! This high-quality deck of playing cards features gorgeous artwork that perfectly renders your favorite Star Wars…
Bob Ross Positive Energy Drink
Everyone knows someone who can use some positive energy, it may even be you! Spread the good vibes with this Bob Ross positive…




