Who doesn’t remember the classic toy Stretch Armstrong, well now you can stretch the truth with Trump! The 45th president can stretch over 4 feet and has his classic orange complexion making it a hilarious gag gift.
Trump Suspended Twitter Mug
A U.S. President getting banned from Twitter sure isn’t something you see every day. Well now, you can see it every day, first…
World’s Smallest Stretch Armstrong
Tear apart a super tiny stretch Armstrong. You’ll have a blast pulling him in all directions, it’d even make a fun stress relief…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck
Life is hard and full of sh*t to worry about. We could spend all day and night gnawing our fingertips off. Right? Before…
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Cherry Measuring Spoons
If you’re looking for cut measuring spoons look no further than these cherry measuring spoons. Includes sizes are 1 tbsp, 1/2 tbsp, 1…
DON’T GET STABBED! The Card Game
DON’T GET STABBED! is an easy to learn party game where you get to kill your family and friends (for pretend). The game…
Microsoft Surface Headphones 2
Looking for high quality headphones with noise cancelling? well look no further than the Microsoft Surface Headphones 2. With incredible omnisonic sound, active…
Bonny Boy Liquor Dispenser
Piss away your liquor with this cheeky liquor dispenser. No matter if it’s whiskey, vodka, or gin it’ll hold all of your favorite…
Personalized Pet Portrait Watercolor
Give the gift every pet lover will die for, these custom pet portraits are made by hand with watercolor. Whether you have a…
Elago AirPods Ear Hooks
Perfect for runners and athletes, these gentle loops rest comfortably over the backs of your ears and provide your pods with the grip…
Alien Xenomorph Pen Holder
Transform your desk into a sci-fi haven with the Alien Xenomorph Pen Holder. This detailed and menacing Xenomorph cradles your pens with eerie…
Glitch Playing Cards
Spice up poker night with these unique Glitch playing cards. Each card has very unique artwork portraying a printing mistake. A perfect gift…
Bolt with Hidden Compartment
Store your money or illegal substances so effectively that you yourself may never find them again. This Bolt with Hidden Compartment is great…
Hexagon Beer Pong Cups
Has your beer pong party gone sour? Then it’s time to think outside the box. Check out this Hexcup Beer Pong Set. Shaped…




