Who doesn’t remember the classic toy Stretch Armstrong, well now you can stretch the truth with Trump! The 45th president can stretch over 4 feet and has his classic orange complexion making it a hilarious gag gift.
Trump Suspended Twitter Mug
A U.S. President getting banned from Twitter sure isn’t something you see every day. Well now, you can see it every day, first…
World’s Smallest Stretch Armstrong
Tear apart a super tiny stretch Armstrong. You’ll have a blast pulling him in all directions, it’d even make a fun stress relief…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck
Life is hard and full of sh*t to worry about. We could spend all day and night gnawing our fingertips off. Right? Before…
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Love Mugs
Have fun trying to drink out of these Love Mugs. We aren’t entirely sure if they are awesome, but some sap is going…
Unicorn Soap Bar
Add a bit of magic to bathtime with this unicorn soap bar. Perfect for unicorn lovers or even the kids! This handcrafted soap bar…
F*cking Weekday Cups
Finally a coffee mug for everyday of the week that truly captures how you feel about work. Each mug says “F*cking Monday”, Tuesday,…
Video Game Rage Candle
Peace, serenity, and oneness with all beings. These are the things we all associate with online gaming. Or at least, they will be…
Personalized Ejected Crewmate Mug
Do you look sus before your first cup of coffee? That’s ok, we’ve all been there. Whether you’re the imposter or not isn’t…
The Orb: Bike Light and Water Bottle
The Orb is the #1 bike light for side visibility. When 1/3 serious cycle accidents occur from the side, does it really make…
Types Of Pizzas Poster
Feast your eyes on the Types of Pizzas Poster, the ultimate wall art for pizza fanatics looking to graduate to pizza connoisseur status!…
Indoor Cat Tree House
Treat your indoor cat to a bit of the outdoors with this indoor cat tree house. With support for cats up to 32…
Cast Iron Hand Ashtray
If you need to put a cigarette out on your hand with dignity, this ash tray is perfect for you. This rustic looking cast iron…
Heated Stair Mat
Avoid winter weather and slips with this heated stair mat. Great for yourself, your parents, or your grandparents. Ensure safety in the most…




