Who doesn’t remember the classic toy Stretch Armstrong, well now you can stretch the truth with Trump! The 45th president can stretch over 4 feet and has his classic orange complexion making it a hilarious gag gift.
Trump Suspended Twitter Mug
A U.S. President getting banned from Twitter sure isn’t something you see every day. Well now, you can see it every day, first…
World’s Smallest Stretch Armstrong
Tear apart a super tiny stretch Armstrong. You’ll have a blast pulling him in all directions, it’d even make a fun stress relief…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck
Life is hard and full of sh*t to worry about. We could spend all day and night gnawing our fingertips off. Right? Before…
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Wood And Resin Coasters
Keep your tables free of strains while brining some style to your living room with these unique wood and resin coasters. Handmade in…
Custom Lego Mini Figures
From WWE to X-men Lego mini figures this Etsy shop has plenty of unique mini figures. Some highlights include Itch & Scratchy, The…
Spyderco Bug: Mini Knife
This tiny knife made by Spyderco will always come in handy. No matter why you need a knife the convenience of the Spyderco…
Mason Jar Cocktail Shaker
Shake up drinks with some early American flare with this Mason Jar Cocktail Shaker. Different, effective, and overall pretty awesome. Impress your hipster…
Advent Calendar Christmas Candle
Countdown to Christmas with this unique advent calendar candle. Great for adults who want to celebrate the holidays with 1 hour of candle…
Rainbow Bath Mat
Add a bit of color to your bathroom with this incredibly vibrant rainbow bath mat. This fuzzy mat will make showering or taking…
I Love Tits Bird Mug
What better way to say you love tits than with a mug covered in them. By tits of course we mean the majestic…
The Card That Never Stops Playing Music
Whether you’re looking to spice up someone’s daily routine for a few hours or just flat out looking for revenge, this card is…
Friends Peephole Frame Replica
Any fan of the hit TV show Friends would love Joey or Chandler blasting through their door. Well now you can get one…
Domo Blanket
Be consumed by the legendary Domo in this adorable and satisfyingly comfortable blanket. Made of high quality fleece and large enough to share!…




