Who doesn’t remember the classic toy Stretch Armstrong, well now you can stretch the truth with Trump! The 45th president can stretch over 4 feet and has his classic orange complexion making it a hilarious gag gift.
Trump Suspended Twitter Mug
A U.S. President getting banned from Twitter sure isn’t something you see every day. Well now, you can see it every day, first…
World’s Smallest Stretch Armstrong
Tear apart a super tiny stretch Armstrong. You’ll have a blast pulling him in all directions, it’d even make a fun stress relief…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck
Life is hard and full of sh*t to worry about. We could spend all day and night gnawing our fingertips off. Right? Before…
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Canned Dragon Meat
Have you ever sunk your teeth into a fresh flank of phenomenally charred dragon? Of course you haven’t, but that doesn’t mean you…
Hotline Bling Wrapping Paper
Ever since I wrapped this present, YOU! If you know why that hotline is blinging then you will most certainly need to wrap…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Finger Tentacles
Who doesn’t want to have tentacles like an octopus. Well now you can get the next best thing with these finger tentacles. Scare…
Hulu Gift Card
These days, finding ways to pass the time indoors is more important than ever, which is why a Hulu subscription makes for such…
Sony a7R IV: 61 Megapixel Camera
Sony has come out with a beast of a new camera designed for photographers who needs the sharpest images possible. The Sony a7R…
Lucky Cat Ceramic Tea Cup With Infuser
Make tea in the cutest way possible with this ute cat tea mug! The mug includes a built in tea defuser and comes…
Chinese Take Out Earrings
A lot of people tell me that you shouldn’t play with your food, but no one said anything about wearing it. These absolutely…
Bye Felicia Doormat
Guests of your home will crack up at this “Bye Felicia” doormat. Anyone who has seen Friday will remember Ice Cube saying the…
DJI Mavic Mini
This ultra small, ultra light (only 0.54 pounds!) drone will give you high quality 2.7k footage. This small package of a drone includes…